Author has written 1 story for Transformers. About me; Gender: female Hobbies: I like drawing, reading, and watching TV. favorite TV shows/Fandoms: Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, My Hero Academia, Sword Art Online.The Hobbit, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Miraculus Ladybug, Star Wars, Fairy Tail, Danny Phantom, and DCU. I can also be found on wattpad under same username. I have all the fan fictions that I have written on wattpad along with Archive of Our Own under the name Cartoonlover2020. Comebacks: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace and Facebook, copy this onto your profile. Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not. I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there. If you can't convince them, confuse them If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. I didn't invent sarcasm, but I perfected it If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry, and if you jump out a window I will laugh harder. Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution." Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary When life gives you lemons, Throw them back and yell "I want oranges" The voices and I took a vote, and your insane Normal people worry me. If you start reading this... you can't go out *smiles evily* |