Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Kim Possible, and Buffy X-overs.
Hello. I am GrasshopperKnight. You probably don't want to read about me, but in case you do ...
So you should really try not to get lost on the rollarcoaster path that is my thought process. (I doubt you will have a Ford Prefect there to save you from the demolition.)
I'm a boring little bug.
Not doing much except the usual.
You know: eating grass, polishing my sword, slaying dragons, writing a bit.
I also have some problems spelling. The words themselves are usually spelled correctly (unless purposely changed for laughs) >_
I find that I'm a bit dyslexic. Hmm, imagine that.
No seriously. Imagine it.
I said imagine dammit!
Anyway, when I'm not putting words on paper, I like to hang around my neighborhood.
~hops around grotto~ !
~flattens a pansy~ @_@
~runs away from Grandma Badger...screaming~
It was an accident! Truely! ~whispers~ Dude! Don't mess with Grandma Badger's flowers. ~looks around~ She's my next door neighbor, and she's got a real bad temper.
She makes really good lemonade though.
Grandma! I'm sorry! It won't happen again! I swear!
" -Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission, quest,... thing.
-Well that rules you out Pip.
-Nine companions, so be it you shall be known as the Fellowship of the Ring.
-Right. ~looks around~ Where are we going? " ~ LOTR, FOTR
" So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Too bad it had to come to this.
We really liked your tiny tots and your pregnant women.
The Earth's about to be destroyed.
No point in getting all annoyed.
So long, and thanks for all the fish." ~ HGttG
" Dude! It's a hammer, you hit things with it!" ~ Me
"Ford, you're turnign into a penguin. Stop it." ~ HGttG
"Normally you have to show up, to be there." ~ PHX
"The attitude of great poets is to cheer up slaves and horrify despots." ~Walt Whitman's "Leaves of Grass":
"There will come a moment where you will have the chance to do the right thing." ~Elizabeth
"I love those moments... I love to wave at them as they pass by." ~Capt. Jack Sparrow
~convo between jack and elizabeth from POTC Dead Man's Chest.
"I got a jar if dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess wot's inside it!?" ~Captain Jack Sparrow
"I'm not Taco, I'm Christian!" ~ Boo-Boo
"Ride?" ~ Boo-Boo
I know it's been done, but...
You know you live in the year 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter you pin number on your microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they do not have a facebook or myspace.
4.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your assistant's job, much less yours.
6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
7.) You're forced to look all over the house for the remote because the TV will not work without it.
8.) Your parents/grandparents keep reminding you of the "good old days" when there were only three channels, while you flip between reality show reruns.
8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to people you know.
10.) You were too busy to notice the lack of number 5.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) And there's no way you could get caught in that trick again.
13.) But you failed to notice that number 8 repeated.
14.) Oh! You checked and you know it!
15.) Now you are laughing at yourself.
16.) Don't worry though, I'm laughing at you too.
You know you fell for that.
It's a perfectly normal reaction when dealing with my randomness if you don't know a damn thingI'm talking about, so don't worry, you're not alone
FYI: a ~ means "stage directions."... even though I'm not on stage. ...although life is a stage...~ cocks head~ ...or was it the world? ~looks around~ anyway...
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