SophieB
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Joined 05-19-01, id: 70890, Profile Updated: 10-10-14
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, and Gintama.

I like to read fanfiction! I'm very old, and so feel a little ashamed to be reading it at my age, but I try not to judge myself too harshly. I have been in and out of fandom for about 14 years now.

I've written fic in Gintama, Bleach, Sengoku Basara, and Harry Potter, which I may post some day (some are already posted on ff.net).

I'm not really active in any fandom anymore, but I still like to read.


Things that I love:

Friendship fic, subtle, drawn out romance/relationship, secondary character rivalry, main character angst, close to canon to start with, comedy duos, plot rich one shots, suspenseful punchlines, crackfic, unusual pairings or circumstances that shouldn't work but do because of the good writing and premise.

Gintama - Kondou, Hijikata, Shinsengumi, Katsura & Elizabeth, Otae, Kagura, Shou-chan, Hasagawa, Kondou/Katsura/Zurako, Kondou/Saachan, Kondou/Anyone, Gintoki/Tsukuyo, Kagura/Okita

Bleach - Grimmjow, Rukia, Ichigo, Renji, Uryuu, 11th Division, Byakuya and Rukia, Isshin and Ryuuken, Yumichika/Ikkaku, Byakuya/Renji, Uryuu/Renji, Byakuya/Kenpachi, Rukia/Ichigo

Naruto - Orochimaru, Kakashi, Gai, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Anko, Temari, Itachi, Kisame, Haku, Zabuza, Team Orochimaru, Team Gai, Team 10, Team Sannin, Sand nins, Gai/Kakashi, Temari/Shikamaru, Lee/Neji/Tenten, Sasuke & Naruto... orz

One Piece - Nami, Zoro, Buggy the Clown, Ace, Nami/Zoro, Shanks/Buggy

Harry Potter - Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Dumbledore, Percy Weasley, Slytherins, Hufflepuffs, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Draco


Things that I dislike (but am probably also guilty of):

OC main characters, obvious in-fic character bashing, women bashing in slash fic, unexplained OOC except in certain contexts, too quickly progressing relationships/resolutions, first person (most of the time), POV switching mid section, gratuitous unintentional in-world anachronisms

Takasugi/Katsura, Harry/Draco, Harry/Hermione, Kakashi/Iruka

Yamazaki.


Things that I've written (which may or may not be posted here):

Gintama - Kondou/Katsura

Bleach - Grimmjow/Ichigo, Yumichika/Ikkaku, Yumichika/Renji, Renji/Byakuya, Byakuya gen

Sengoku Basara 3 - Motochika/Motonari

Harry Potter - Ron/Draco, Harry/Draco, Ron/Harry, Ron/Hermione, Malfoy gen


I have fic that hasn't been updated since 2003. There have been a few hard disk crashes and external drive meltdowns. I have a lot of "WiP"s, so just so you know beforehand... updating is probably never going to happen for those old fic. Sorry about that. Not too big a fan of most of the old stuff anyway. My favorites are It's Karma, Baby, What Goes Around, and Towering Inferno because they're fun. Wish I'd finished those.

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Bathwater by thisloser reviews
Speculating about your sensei's love life is never a good idea. -written for naruto-meme back in late 2013 and never finished until now. The prompt: someone resolves to find out why Kakashi spends so much time with Gai. It's sort of Naruto SD and sort of not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,068 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Tenten, Sakura H., Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Father of the Year by thisloser reviews
The Kakashi/Gai High School AU that never was (or Hatake Sakumo has a telephone conversation).
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] Sakumo H., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Laugh Last by thisloser reviews
Joke's on you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Kakashi H., Gai M.] - Complete
The Seven Idiots of the Demon Mist by Harpokrates reviews
A collection of drabbles, focusing on the Seven Deadly Swordsmen and all of their dumb sidekicks. Formerly titled One Week.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Rape of the Roman Noble by Writer's-411 reviews
During a chaotic time in Rome, the Gallic army comes in through the front gates, pillaging the city. Byakuya, along with his grandfather, stay in Rome, unable to allow the Gaul to do as they please. Kenpachi Zaraki, the leader of the Gaul forces, comes upon Byakuya's home and kills his grandfather. When both Noble and Barbarian clash, they butt heads for control. Yaoi KenBya
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2013 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
End of Eternity: Beginning by thisloser reviews
Gai's youth is over.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dire Consequences by thegreymoon reviews
Feilong's love for Asami has cost him a lot. It is about to cost him even more, when another man decides that he wants a lot more than the dragon is willing to give. WARNING: Dub-con, violence, language, angst. PAIRING: Mik/Fei
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,606 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 11/13/2009
Resilience by purefoysgirl reviews
Just a short moment, test-driving Ikkaku and Yumichika. Ikkaku isn't faithful, but it's never been a problem until he finds someone else with eyes that draw him. No hardcore in this one, just feeling out the Bleach fanfic atmosphere.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.
What's in a title? by thisloser reviews
If anyone was Kakashi's rival, it was Obito. Written for the versus meme over at LJ's naruto meme. prompt was: Obito and Gai fight over which one of them deserves the title of Kakashi's rival. Gen fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Gai M. - Complete
Sideways by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
An undercover mission of vital importance throws together an unlikely pair of Ninja—Rock Lee and Hinata. Posing as a newlywed couple, they’ll have to keep their wits about them to fulfill their mission, while also getting to know each other. LxH and NxT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Lee R., Hinata H.
A Thousand Times, NO! by Nate Grey reviews
Hinata learns how much trouble an unwanted crush can be when Konoha's Handsome Devil decides to pursue her. But it isn't really her heart that Lee is after...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hinata H., Lee R. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Half a Thousand by Quillslinger reviews
The distance between Suna and Konoha is roughly half a thousand miles. Of course, for someone like Shikamaru, distance is relative. Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Resurrection: Still Not in Denial by mamalazzer reviews
When the one’s we care for die, there is nothing we can do but try and get over it – but a trivial thing like death won’t stop Draco Malfoy getting back what belongs to him. The second book in the Denial Series. NEW CHAPTER UPLOADED FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,768 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
Blood Tithes by Gwendolyn M. Warlow reviews
CHAP 50 FINALLY UP Events in the distant past have a great effect on Ron and Draco's futures... Slightly dark, may be darker. Takes into account events only up through the fourth book. (sorry about the bad formatting)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Ron W., Draco M.
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2004
Is This Desire? by Deezley reviews
A miasma of troubles plague Ron and Draco, will it bring them closer, or rip them apart? -- Re-uploaded, Link to NC-17 (NEW CHAPTER!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,734 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Debt by Fyrie reviews
A life saved after a moment of carelessness. A debt incurred because of the same. Two families with a grudge against one another. A fee that is impossible to pay. The battle of wills between Draco Malfoy and Ron Weasley has only just begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Too Much Of Not Enough by Nickket reviews
R/D -It's the trio's final year at Hogwarts. Maybe. Voldemort has gone. Probably. Lots of fighting, pashing, confusion, heartbreak and potatoes. Indubitably. UPDATED Chapter 3 up!! *bleat..subconcious messages* Read me. You want to, honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,287 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
The Untold Want by Penelope-Z reviews
Warning: Harry/Draco slash. The 5th year at Hogwarts begins with a dramatic confrontation between Harry and Draco.*CHAPTER 11 UPLOADED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
I'm not in Denial by mamalazzer reviews
Ron/Draco - After escaping to Hogwarts from Malfoy Manor, Draco Malfoy not only encounters threats of expulsion and disembowelment, but a threat on his masculinity, too. Stupid Gorgeous Weasel! First book in the Denial Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,909 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/9/2003 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Thoughtless by InTheVast reviews
An unwelcome visitor inside Ron's dream shatters his fragile grasp on reality and fantasy, setting forth a chain of occurrences that are hard for both of them to fathom. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2002 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
The Flip Side by LuMaria reviews
Ah, the ever-depressing breakup. Has been written 1,000 times before. I'm doing it again. *SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Your Morpheus by Penelope-Z reviews
*Warning H/D slash* Draco sleeps and dreams of Harry, always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Borderline by crumbcake reviews
**H/D Slash** It's their last year in Hogwarts and war will break out once The Boy Who Lived finishes school. Harry refuses to leave the rather livid Draco at peace, forcing the Slytherin to reevaluate everything he stands for. Part 3 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Son of the Dark by SilverSolitaire reviews
SLASH -- *Part 5 - Is now up!* When Snape gets confronted with his past and temptation arises, a scheme could destroy the lives of Harry and Draco. [sequel to the Petronius-series]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,558 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2002 - Published: 4/18/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Adventures of fat!Draco by ChibiWhiteFerret reviews
It's fat!Draco. He's scary, he's hungry, and he likes men. DRACO WOULD NEVER ACT LIKE THIS. Weird ficlet, but please R&R. It's what Draco would be like if he were fat and gay and very OOC. Contains H/D slash. Major squick factor. Be warned!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dreams of Enchantment by Mister Bear reviews
(Chapter Three posted!) Harry wakes up one morning to discover he's not actually a wizard, his parents are still alive, and Malfoy's his... BOYFRIEND?! Is this a bad dream, and if so, can he wake up? WARNING: SLASH. If it offends you, just don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,335 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 9/18/2001
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Run with It reviews
Two idiots. One drunken night. The conception of an idiotic love.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Katsura K./Zura, Kondō I., Hijikata T., Shinsengumi
Plus-One reviews
Harry's getting married two Sundays from now. Draco invites himself as Ron's plus one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Go Fish Is Boring with Two People reviews
Ichigo and Grimmjow have a quarrel over a game of Go Fish. Grimmjow/Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
It's Karma, Baby! reviews
Malfoy gets a mysterious, invisible visitor in the infirmary. And yes, he's *still* gay. **CHAPTER 4 UPLOADED**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,091 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
What Goes Around reviews
**CH.3 UP**Bad boys never get dessert. And bad boys never learn. Draco has been a very VERY bad boy. Harry,Ron,Lucius,Arthur,Molly and the rest of the gang also present and accounted for. Fun at The Burrow, A melee at The Manor. A Weasel and Ferret story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,893 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Ron W., Draco M.
Dog Days reviews
SLASH. Sirius is captured and locked up in Malfoy Manor. Draco is home for summer holidays. They clash. Progression from there. **CHAPTER 2**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 2/21/2002 - Draco M., Sirius B.
Poison the Empty Skies reviews
Draco takes his relationship with Harry to a new level. It's a bittersweet effort, hopelessly romantic, and ultimately devastating. HP/DM (SLASH). A one shot deal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Towering Inferno reviews
Ron gets in trouble after a particularly bad confrontation with Draco. He is made to endure an *interesting* sort of punishment. R/HP, R/DM, R/Hr. Lots of fights, sex and fun! And Ron! That's right, Ron! Lotsa Ron! EasyHard!Ron, Basketcase!Ron, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Draco Learns a Lesson reviews
Lucius teaches his son a lesson about who and what he is and where he's going.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Draco M.
Shut Up Ronny! reviews
Harry gets the paper and Ron gets confused. Takes place at the Weasley's after Draco Malfoy has let a few (dubious!) things slip to the press. Hints at slash...kinda?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco's Growing Pains reviews
Draco is feeling repressed and down, but finds himself changed overnight. Will be *slash* of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Trouble with Harry reviews
SLASH. Ron goes too far this time. And he must deal with the consequences. Because Harry just won't have it, and Draco's got something to say as well. It's not over yet. **CHAPTER 13 UPLOADED**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,189 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2002 - Published: 11/9/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Boarding School Blues reviews
A seventh year Harry/Draco (SLASH) story. Harry has a bad day in which he has a bit of an argument with Draco and a chat with Sirius. And Voldemort sees fit to make an appearance as well as a flustered Lucius. And blood enters the plot. **chapter THREE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,205 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pure of Heart reviews
SLASH. Harry wanders the halls thinking up a plan for his revenge when who should step out of the shadows but Draco Malfoy himself. An odd confrontation ensues and Harry finds himself in a pradicament.**chapter THREE** Fifth year H/D (SLASH) fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2002 - Published: 12/6/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Darkest Day reviews
Harry accepts an intriguing offer from Draco Malfoy and steps onto the playing field only to find his timing off and his judgment shattered on this most unfortunate of days. Featuring a somewhat insane Draco and a self-conscious confused Harry. Harry/Dr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Spilt Milk reviews
Draco has Transfiguration and gets into a fight with McGonagall. He does something that could warrant his expulsion, but what will Dumbledore do? And why is everything always Harry Potter’s fault? Companion piece to ‘Crosswinds’.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Crosswinds reviews
Draco ist bedrueckt. Er Gedenkt sein Vatter, die Falter, und Harry Potter. es tut mir leid, meine deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber meine Kurzgeschichte ist sehr, sehr gut. Hopefully. And it's in *English*.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
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