Author has written 5 stories for Matrix, Stargate: Atlantis, and Stargate: SG-1.
ok this is chibikurohikistune and Nimeria's place. we are co-authoresses. now for info on us.
first up Nimeria:
Name: Ducttape(Don't ask)
Hair color: blond
Occupation: part time student, full time minion
Specialty: Sci-fi and LOTR fantasy type things and stuff that invovles real people and not cartoons.
next Chibikurohikitsune aka the one typing
Name: i don't know cuz i was in a random amnesia accident that involed me forgetting everything and being afraid of Orlando Bloom which made me mad when i got my memories back. but i still don't know my name
Hair: black but it is my life goal to make it blue and i am currently working on how to make it look perfect
Occupation: part time student, most of the time sub-minion but now i am an honoray minion but i will become a full time minion then a cohoret then the supreme overlord and take over the world. but first i need to survive a movie fest
Specialty: manga, anime, cartoons, some books,and pretty much everything else that pops into my head.
Ducttape(dt): you know you are really pathetic
Me(i will remain anonoumous tildt says my name and i can's spell): yes i know that but what do you mean in this case
dt: Glitter, you have never had amnesia and knowing you, never will but will say you did anyway plus you could have postponed your hair appointment and gone to the movie fest.
Glitter(g, also don't ask): like i really care now that it's over. anyway in our story we will refer to each other by our pen names
g: BECAUSE I SAID SO
dt: you didn't have to yell and you have no real power since i'm a minion and you are still in a way a sub minion and i rule over you.
g: it's not my fualt it's the government's fault and they shouldn't raise taxes and kerry scares me, but bush also scares me, and i don't remember but clinton probably scared me too and...
dt: as you smart readers have probably figured out by now i'm the less insane one.glitter just has a few mental issues to work out and group therapy is helping somewhat(turns to g)
g: and then they cut my hair off. it took me three years to grow it out like that and they cut it and the worst part was that i didn't even know but that's not the worst of it they didn't give me any candy for being good...(keeps talking about stupid childhood events)
dt: ok maybe group therapy isn't helping that much but we can always wish the world was perfect but that ain't happening. well here are some pretty funny quotes. enjoy:
"What do you burn apart from witches?"
"We liberated the anatomy skeleton from the blodge lab and put Fatty, as we call him, in science overalls. We sat him at the back in between me and Rosie. Herr Kamyer is so duff that he didn't even notice until the skeleton put his hand up to answer a question"- (omg I started cracking up so hard when i read this. oh yeah, book title) Away Laughing On A Fast Camel (pg 259)
"As much as I hate humans I think I loathe tourists even more."-Hiei (yyh)
"Winner; the dimwit"-genkai (yyh)
"Since all peices of Kuro Momotaro have been down for 10 seconds, Hiei is the winner!"- Juri (yyh)
"I, Misao Mikamachi, see no compelling reason to give my name to villains such as yourselves."-Misao (rurouni kenshin)
"Ninja's are revolting. They stole my idea. I have to kill them now."-Hiei
"This arcade...it just got chilly...oh no! NOT THE TICKLE FEELING!"-Kuwabara(YYH)
"Those who won please follow me. Those who lost please get lost." Genkai(YYH)
"HHAHA, I'm glad you're so enthused. The game will be more exciting this way." Hiei(YYH)
"All the while we were thinking you were a brilliant strategist, but really you're just a lucky fool." Kurama(YYH)
"My whole life has been borrowed time!" Yusuke(YYH)
"There isn't a person alive who doesn't carry scars on his heart. If there was he would be a shallow soul." Hiei (YYH 1st Movie.)
"What we must decide is how to use the time we are given." Gandalf(LOTR)
"By my life or death if I can protect you, I will." Aragorn(LOTR)
"Gee Kuwabara, and your speech was so dramatic." Yusuke(YYH)
"That's Hiei. He faints but he still makes time for threats." Yusuke (YYH)
"Certainty of death, small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" Gimli (LOTR)
"I give you the Monster-Beast-Doughnut!" Kuwabara
"Test? Come back to life? What are you talking about? Yusuke
"The house is on fire" Sayaka
"Should I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?" Legolas (LOTR)
"Really, Yusuke. Why would you send a blast that big know it would kill everyone, including Kuwabara?" -Kurama.
"Help me, Urameshi! I'm in a truck full of physic cannabils!" -Kuwabara (YYH)
"Tell me, what's it like living in a perpetual haze of stupidity?" -Hiei speaking to Kuwabara (YYH)
Yuusuke: "Tell you what: Give up now, and I'll only rip out ONE of your lungs."
"What IS that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?" -Hiei to Yuusuke when Puu is sitting on Yuusuke's head (YYH)
Yuusuke: "Hey, no hugging!"
"You're a team-player, a save-the-day superhero . . . I hate people like you." -Hiei to Yuusuke (YYH)
"Do you know why I chose him as my partner? So I wouldn't have to fight him myself. He's more cutthroat than I am in battle, and utterly ruthless." -Hiei to Yuusuke about Kurama (YYH)
"Kurama’s rose whip must be ten feet long. Where does he stash it? All the ways I can think of sound kind of painful . . ." -Kuwabara to Hiei about Kurama (YYH)
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but ye take th' cake fer tha'! Ye don' make bombs go BOOM in yer face!" -Jin to Yuusuke, after Yuusuke's semi-kamikaze exploding Rei-gun attack during the Dark Tournament (YYH)
"I know you need to fight, but . . . If you die, I swear I'll kill you. Bang." -Keiko to Yuusuke. (YYH) Awww!
"Darn it! Don't DO that! We're still not used to you being at eye-level!" -Yuusuke to Koenma-in-teenager-form after Koenma sneaks up on him. (YYH)
Botan: (about Puu, who is sitting on Yuusuke's head) "Look, Yuusuke, he's got your hair!"
"I can't believe I said all that touchy-feely stuff for nothing!" -Yuusuke (YYH)
"Kurama, don't make me rip out your precious voice-box." -Hiei (YYH)
"'Youko has returned,' they cry." -Youko Kurama (YYH)
"Gah! He really is a fox-thing! . . . and to think I let him near my kitten . . ." -Kuwabara about Youko Kurama (YYH)
"Clearly, he must face his own demons before he faces us." -Kurama (YYH)
"You're like an ugly singer with a good voice: best for backup!" -Yuusuke to Kuwabara, (YYH)
"Sneezy, sneezy, ah-CHOO! Somebody special's thinking about you!" -Botan (YYH)
"Just because I don't like to fight doesn't mean I can't kick butt!" -Shun, Knights of the Zodiac
"I don't do fear." -Raven, Teen Titans
"Aw, man! Death and Poverty like me so much they brought friends!" -Vash, Trigun
"Hey! All demons are NOT created equal, y'know!" -Shippo, Inuyasha
"Will you please shut that hole under your nose?" -Richard, Case Closed
"Is anyone here NOT trying to kill me?" -Lupin, Lupin III
"Oh, mommy! Oh, geeze! OH, CRAP!" -Lupin, Lupin III
"Robin! You are unwrinkled!" -Starfire, Teen Titans
"Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?" -Lisa, The Simpsons
"Hey! I just had a great idea!"
"TV is the petri dish that the world uses to grow its idiots." -Becker
"Lord . . . what the hell am I doing here?" -Wolfwood, Trigun
"This isn't some fairytale, when I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happliy ever after...," "No, when you kiss me I want to die." - Angel Buffy
"I'm sorry but there are no killer rock throwing dwarfs on Long Island!" -Mickey
"You fear my touch but maybe you also want to know it." - Karasu (very creepy but still cool)
"You should know better then to corner an animal like a fox, karasu, we have a tendence to show our teeth."- Kurama
"Hn. The ninja's are revolting" - Hiei
"You better come up with a smart way to kill it or else... bang!" (love the look on his face) - Kurama
"Yeah I heard ya I'm just stupid" -Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Wow, Joey that dream was almost as touching as the one where you were making vanilla pudding with the monkeys!" - Tristin (Yu-Gi-Oh)
"If life gives you lemons make lemonaid, if fanfiction.net gives you lemons... o_O " -Kera Sheden
"Random is good, Random will rule the universe with me and Shiny. Fluffy(from Inu-Yasha) can rule Pluto, and Fluff will rule Venus." me from my journal. dt: yup that really is in there. g: who said you could read my journal? dt: you did -;; g: oh yeah. on with the quotes
"Well, I had hoped to kinda like, be promoted from like, Random Surfer Dude to Radical Surfer Dude, but we'll have to see how the like, waves of fate crash on the great sandy beach of reality."( random surfer dude from shadow jaganshi's story "interviews")
"ignorance is bliss" i don't kno who said it but it's true
"Like i always say, 'honesty is the lamest policy.' Now for my fail safe method, lying blindly through your teeth without any remorse." Angelica from "All grown up"
"Go to Hell and get raped by Satan you coward!” i read it somewhere
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"Commit suicide with you, i'd rather die" Akito from Kodocha: Sana's stage volume 8
"actually im still justa friar i can curse all i want. Dammit" Carl (Van Helsing)
"The stupidity of the human race amuses me." me, dt, after watching my brother attempt to turn on a batteryless flashlight for 15 minutes
"But why is the rum gone?" Jack Sparrow (POTC)
"Game over" Legolas (LOTR)
"I'm Lost!" Glitter after well pretty much all the time really.
"Imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement." Anonymous
HISTORY, n. An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. -Ambrose Bierce
"What is an 'Oprah'?"~ Teal'c. Stargate SG-1, "Emancipation".
"You ended your sentence with a preposistion. Bastard!" Jack ONeill, "The Other Guys".
"It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to 'MacGyver' a system for the gate on Earth!"~ Samantha Carter, "Children of the Gods".
"Ow, ow, ow, fuck you, ow" Pippin (check out our homepage for that) playing with a squishy ball in the back practise room during band
"how 'bout we bring our bouncy balls to school" -duct tape/nim
"where's your trumpet?"
"and the stoners that sit behind me were talking during class and they said 'you horny bastard, you're always masturbating, even during calculus.' and the other one said, "calculus?...calculus...calculus...CALCULUS...calculus(sigh)' it was really wrong." -bane (known as bann on ff.net)
"I don't get it, they teach us the spanish word for 'avocado' but not 'where's the nearest airport?' so when we want to find the airport we just jump up and down and scream 'aguacate, aguacate'" -pippin again
"Are you selling him on the internet to pay the bills again?" -me(glitter)
"She didn't know this place burned down." -friend from tennis
"There's three of us. we're like the trinity. I wanna be the holy spirit."
"What are you guys doing in the dark in the back practise room?" -pippin
"Ask him if he has rippling abs and a shimmering butt"
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"... the batman, which is a ride," pause"where you sit down in ... seats" pause "and you fly... like a batman"- a boy who will remain nameless in our speech class. giving his impromptu speech on theme parks
"and i went.. with my grandma" pippin, who has been trying hard not to laughs snorts and tries to turn it into a cough, i lose it at the funny sound so glitter starts laughing, and like a domino effect pretty soon the whole class has their heads between their knees trying not to actually make noise. accoring to glitter the best part was watching the entire class just slump down to that posistion from their attentive up right ones. oh yeah same kid same speech as above
"but there are also bad kinds of magazines like magazines that sell... drugs" alright so that was me (dt). i couldnt help it. it was my impromptu speech on magazines and i needed something bad for them to sell and the first thing that came to mind was drugs. i about lost it then too
"i don't really like sitcoms" glitter during her impromptu on sitcoms
"everybody likes sitcoms." our speech teacher on glitter's rubric for that speech
"press A! press A!" our friend widget trying to get her partner to press A on the controller whilst playing mario party. and two seconds later.."stop pressing A! stop pressing A!"
"the puffs will protect me!" me, dt, id had a bit too much sugar and pizza and i was gonna walk outside with only a bag of cheetoo puffs
"...and then things will go to you-know-what." pause "I can't say 'hell' can I?" -speech teacher
"Shut your pie hole" -pippin
"A good friendship is based on hatred, angry, and despair" -pippin
"We first met in art class. We bonded over paint fumes" widget at lunch
"TIGER PIE!" -pippin
"I don't get it, we learn how to say 'underwear' but not 'where's the airport?' " -pippin
the following quotes are from when Nim/Duct tape and our oldest little brother stayed up til two in the morning in his room trying to make a lego bomb. i was asleep.
"Princess Bride sucked." -oldest little brother
"Shiny Muk" -Nim
"Here's some more PokeMon cards. I knew they were somewhere I just didn't expect them to be in my sock drawer." -oldest lil bro
"Somewhere over the ocean, something, somthing, something." -oldest lil bro
-oldest lil bro yells in German-
"It's flowery, you girly girl!" -oldest lil bro
And that's the end of that. There's more but i'm too lazy to type their odd bonding moments. on to other quotes from the infamous Quote Book, dun...dun...dun...
"What do you guys think of when you hear 'Athens'?" -Sister
"They moved on into a seaport town. What do you have in seaport towns?" -Sister
"It wasn't a commercial it's out of...Canada. No, wait it's from the U.K." -same guy as above
"...Bars, brothels-" -Sister
I didn't mean to trigger something about Bill Clinton, we're talking about the Pope!" -Sister
"Yeah, Goose."- 2nd guy from first quote
"I'm sure glad i got new eyeballs over the summer." -Sister, talking to me(glitter/chibi)
"Sister, I heard you got implants over the summer!" -one of the guys, first thing he said one the first day
"That was an awfully guilty admitance of innocence." -Band director
"What I need you to do is be a basson at 25" -Band director
"Everybody noticed, right guys?" -band director
"Sorry, but I'm going to have to hate you now." -band director talking to above trombonist
"Is it my fault I'm lazy?" -me (glitter)
"I thought the wheel of doom was a person of doom." -widget
"Alex, are you frickin' retarded!?!" -Alex's mom, that made us laugh
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