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Who is but the form, following the function of what, and WHAT I am..Isn't much- Who cares about my bio?! This aint no facebook. Party on!
OK. For the last time: NO, I didn't get my name from that pedo-loving Aura in the /Hack series.
I have the highest respect for slash writers. Why? Because they make shit happen. You think I'm joking? I'm not. Nothing gets between a slasher and their fandom, nothing. "But wait, he's a sink. How can he - with a - a ROLLER COASTER?" "HOW? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!" OK, please do!
My first fandom (though I didn't know the term then) was Spock/Kirk. No joke. I was around..maybe nine at the time. My uncle invited me over for a week and we watched Stark Trek TOS on tape about three times front and back. So me, being surrounded by gay men day to day because of mom, wondered what they'd be like together! They were pretty close after all. So time flew by, I'm in middle school and BAM, the chemistry of those two hits me again! But the internet wasn't what it is now.. And now Star Trek 2009 has brought me back to where it all began. Thank you Gene Roddenberry, you have truly touched my life - pervert. You too, Shatner.
Oh, while you're here, I'd like to introduce you to my muse Mary Sue. She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, and curves in all the right places. It's hard to retrieve inspiration from her since she likes to play hard to get, and only rarely am I gifted with pesky shallow plot bunnies that have an hour lifespan. A trip to the doctor's and five days of mourning later proved her infertility. Since that's gone, there's pretty much nothing left. DON'T MARRY FOR LOOKS. I am now retired from writing. I will only return when Mary Sue drops dead and that nice sheep that's been giving me the eyes comes over for a visit.