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Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy, and if so how would you treat them?
This is basically me being a total nut-job. Don't take anything I say in this profile seriously. I won't publicly agree with anything I say, think, do, don't do, want to do, will do.
Who is but the form, following the function of what, and WHAT I am..Isn't much- Who cares about my bio?! This aint no facebook. Party on!
OK. For the last time: NO, I didn't get my name from that pedo-loving Aura in the /Hack series.
I have the highest respect for slash writers. Why? Because they make shit happen. You think I'm joking? I'm not. Nothing gets between a slasher and their fandom, nothing. "But wait, he's a sink. How can he - with a - a ROLLER COASTER?" "HOW? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!" OK, please do!
My first slash fandom (though I didn't know the term then) was Spock/Kirk. No joke. I was around..maybe nine at the time. My uncle invited me over for a week and we watched Stark Trek TOS on tape about three times front and back. So me, being surrounded by gay men day to day because of mom, wondered what they'd be like together! They were pretty close after all. So time flew by, I'm in middle school and BAM, the slashyness of those two hits me again! But the internet wasn't what it is now.. And now Star Trek 2009 has brought me back to where it all began. Thank you Gene Roddenberry, you have truly touched my life - pervert. You too, Shatner.
Any form of mpreg pieces of fiction are an instant kill-joy. I must admit though, I do find gender bender stories fun to read.
Harems? Instant turn off for me. I also hate it when I open up a story only to read an entire sentence written in caps. Even worse when you forget to put in the exclamation mark.
Oh, and a hint to some people out there! Never ever say you suck at summaries..in your summary. That pretty much tells everyone that you don't seem creative enough to write something they'll read. But then again, we all know people read it anyways, something about curiosity tickling the cat..Not a good idea to tell people this is your first story either. Tells me you're wanting soft readers who'll go easy on you in their critics. Soft reviewers are hardly ever fully honest and sugar coat everything. Not a good way to start out.
Oh and I just have to get it out. I can't keep it in any longer. Twilight series? Eh. *It has come to my..attention how popular this series has gotten since the first book. I think the moment of that realization came when a girl in class finger caressed Edward's pasty body on her laptop.
And people, stop complaining about how horrible gay shit is. Just be glad your neighbors aren't twins and one happens to be a homicidal, necrophiliac, exhibitionist, and an alive twin. -me at the grocery
Oh, while you're here, I'd like to introduce you to my muse Mary Sue. She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, and curves in all the right places. It's hard to retrieve inspiration from her since she likes to play hard to get, and only rarely am I gifted with pesky shallow plot bunnies that have an hour lifespan. A trip to the doctor's and five days of mourning later proved her infertility. And since that's gone, there's pretty much nothing left. DON'T MARRY FOR LOOKS. I am now retired from writing. I will only return when Mary Sue drops dead and that nice sheep that's been giving me the eyes comes over for a nightly visit.
So this is the entrance to Hell? It's drier than I expected.
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