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Joined 11-25-04, id: 709741, Profile Updated: 05-01-17
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Discworld.

Just a furry old buzzard who enjoys reading and writing Harry Potter fanfiction. I live in the Middle of the US, literally, as both geographical centers are within a few hours' drive; or in the state of insanity, take your pick. I have also lived in California, Wyoming, Florida, Nebraska (yes, where I is now) Arkansas, Alaska, North Carolina, South Dakota, Oregon, Texas, & a year in Korea thanks to the US Air Force... okay, so I have moved around a bit. It's called happy feet syndrome. A few of those I have lived in more than once, and most of those more than twice. But I have still never seen New England for some reason, even having been in or through over 40 states. Wierd!

I keep forgetting to add this (but finally found the right 'round tuit): The little critter I'm holding in the picture is a baby alpaca about two hours old. My last ex and I farmed them and this little guy was, iirc, the second born on the farm. His name is Barrister (guess where that came from), though we called him Barry. He and his cohorts were some of the sweetest (and sometimes orneriest) animals I've ever been around. I really, really miss them and hope one day to have a couple or so of my own, since these rascals are in NC. Ah well, such is life...

Much as I hate to admit it, I am disabled and have some health problems which from time to time inhibit my ability to write. I do keep working on stories as often as I can, so I appreciate your patience.

I'm currently working on a rewrite of TII,IID-O which I hope to start posting soon. The basics of those first few chapters won't change, just mostly some minor cosmetic cleanup. I'm also adding a prologue and additional first chapter or possibly several to get the gang through first year. I have a lot of ideas to go on with it, which will include most of Troll, Troll in the Dungeon and Not Only No, But. Surprisingly, at least to me, those and this one are the most popular stories I've written. It was always my intention to use the Not Only... which now gives me a chance to make a slight change in cast. Frankly I dislike the character of Ron, as written in canon, so he's mostly out of this story. Sorry if you are a fan of his, but to me he was only a fair weather fan and extremely self-centered as well as very, very envious of what he perceives as Harry's advantages in life. Hope that is slightly clearer than mud. :cheeky grin: Thanks for reading.

Vern

PS TAKE NOTE OF THIS: IF YOU ARE TOO CHICKENS*T TO SIGN IN TO AN ACCOUNT, OR EVEN CREATE ONE, AND YOU LEAVE A NEGATIVE REVIEW, IT WILL BE DELETED POSTHASTE. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE GIVE AND TAKE, KISS OFF; OR GO OUT AND BUY A SENSE OF HUMOR. GRAMMAR AND CANON NAZIS WILL RECEIVE THE SAME TREATMENT.

Look, I'm a really nice guy most of the time, and seldom get too upset over stuff, but when you criticize a writer without bothering to read even the briefest of author's notes, you deserve to have what you have to say, stupidly for the most part, deleted. AMF!

Please Note: I have removed GROWING UP GRANGER, at least for the time being, and moved it to the unfinished fics file called Dementia on Steroids. It is, unfortunately, unlikely I will ever return to finish that story as it was starting down a road too similar to one of my others. If I get inspiration at some later time on how to alter that, I may resurrect it, but that is a big IF. Sorry, if was one of your favorites of mine.

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The Boy Who Moans by FestiveBoi reviews
After getting bullied once again, Harry Potter runs away crying, and ends up in Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom. It is in there that his life changes forever, and he gets a very special girlfriend. [Harry Potter x Moaning Myrtle] {This has been crossposted from my AO3 account; UnkownEnforcer} [Contains Smut!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/30 - [Harry P., Myrtle] - Complete
The Singing Dog by Teddylonglong reviews
What if Lily Potter survived the attack on Halloween? COMPLETELY AU, partly OOC. Pairings: LE/SS, SB/AB, HP/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,948 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/21
Brief Encounters by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
"Is this why you joined the D.A.?" he asked. "To protect your sister?" "You always sell yourself short," she answered, never breaking stride before disappearing from sight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 176 - Published: 5/28 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas by best-life-ever reviews
The SGC is shut down (or is it?) and the team takes one last trip together before going their separate ways (or so they think).
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,778 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/3 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c
Bits and Bobs by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Seen a few 'stories' that are nothing more than a collection of one shots and/or ideas. This happens to be mine. Good to flush the brain with multiple ideas every once in a while. Enjoy, or not... whichever. Rating is "just in case". If you want to write up a story based on one of these, just shout who you got it from, and link me! :-)
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 75 - Words: 155,620 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 12/22/2013
Where the Wild Roses Grow by Linkin-Phoenix reviews
When Hermione is asked to the Yule Ball by Viktor Krum, Harry is stuck without a date, until he asks Fleur Delacour at least. This does not please Dumbledore or a certain Weasley Matriarch, but the plans of Lady Magic are not to be trifled with. Soul Bond Story Prompt. HP/FD/HG Emma/Apolline Tonks/OC. Warning: Weasley Bashing & Manipulative Dumbledore. (No Horcruxes.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,370 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 4/7/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
Odds and Ends by kb0 reviews
This will be a collection of stories that are not big enough to stand on their own, and they are available for adoption. The reason for that may be one or more of the following...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,212 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P.
A Witch With A Righteous Anger by BeepKeeper reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters disappear during the summer between Harry's fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts. Dumbledore stumbles in his many roles and must reassess his position. Harry sees Susan Bones in new light, and the Sparklemaggots get bashed… a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,826 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/15 - Complete
The Unwanted Fiance by Luan Mao reviews
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story. NB: Each chapter has been revised; see inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,067 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
All Because Of by muggledad reviews
A little drabble to kickstart my muse. A variation on a time travel story. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,128 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/4/2020 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Legacy by Izzyaro reviews
Salazar Slytherin did not have an easy life, and he finally died alone after an argument with his dearest friends. Then he was reborn. Somehow. But life as the Boy Who Lived might be too much even for him. At least he doesn't have to do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,370 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Cedric D., Salazar S., Godric G.
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 5,999 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Avian Anarchy by Teddylonglong reviews
In a previous life, Hedwig's soul had once belonged to Lily. Recalling everything from her former life, the bird chooses Harry as her familiar shortly before his 11th birthday and causes mayhem at all who want to harm her son. Completely AU, partly OOC. Dumbledore/Weasley bashing. HP LL. COMPLETELY AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,011 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 11/1/2020 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Hedwig - Complete
A Very Good Team by Qweb reviews
Conversations between the Avengers plus a little action. Random timeline, strictly movie verse. No slash. Not compliant with anything after the original Avengers. Ch85-Captain America Saves the Day Ch86-All Dressed Up Ch87-Furtive Reindeer. Ch88-Grand Marshal. Ch89-Baker By Night. Ch90-At Last. Ch91-Visions of Sugar Plums. Ch92-As American as Irish Stew
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 92 - Words: 161,557 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Reaper's Choice by Angeltsuki reviews
My response to Reptilia28's "Don't Fear the Reaper" Challenge. Harry has died again, along with Hermione and Luna, and must go back, but this time they're allowed their memories. Let's see if they can fix their destiny! (Challenge Details inside) H/Hr/LL, Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing, soulbond/soulmate, Time Travel, Severitis, Lunar Harmony WARNING: Mentions of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,799 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 2/13 - [Hermione G., Harry P., Luna L.]
The Snorkackic Trio by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. August 1995, when Harry and Dudley are attacked by Dementors, Luna and Hermione are at the playground too. The girls are too young to do magic to help Harry, but they are reliable eyewitnesses, and this makes all the difference afterwards. This summer, Hermione has defied Dumbledore's orders to not write to Harry. H/Hr story; Luna is their mutual friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,280 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/9 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Freya Truetongue, The Witch Who Could Not Lie by Hippothestrowl reviews
Against the advice of her woodland coven, an innocent, free-spirited witch travels to Hogwarts the same year as Harry Potter. Better watch out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/22 - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 89 - Words: 181,132 - Reviews: 4425 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/13/2008
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 116,575 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 5,575 - Follows: 4,424 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Hindsight by Proton6 reviews
Snape died alone at the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry may have defeated the Dark Lord at Hogwarts, but the piece of Voldemort's soul in his scar remained. Six years later, Harry and Hermione are mysteriously sent back in time after a friend betrayed them. Will they correct their mistakes and defeat Voldemort once and for all? HP/HG. DarkGrey!HHr, GreaterGood!AD, Ron!Bash, Good Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 272,045 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/3/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Creative Landscaping by Gardevoir687 reviews
Harry decides to let off some stream. This gives him ideas for handling the Triwizard Tournament. T rating may be overdoing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/14 - Harry P. - Complete
Disillusioned by La Morraine reviews
When the portkey attached to the Goblet of Fire deposits Harry and Cedric in the graveyard in Little Hangleton, Harry is in no mood to accommodate Voldemort's sinister plans. He decides to fight back and that changes everything. [H/Hr]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,259 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/8 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Cedric D. - Complete
Into the Black by LadyEowyn23 reviews
This is the tale of Liara Hawke, a young woman looking to flee from the past that haunts her and seeks to hunt her down. The battered Firefly class ship Serenity may be the answer to her prayers and the crew the path to her future.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,303 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 6/1/2007
Minerva makes a difference by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Professor Minerva McGonagall had been asked by her favourite student, Lily, to watch her sister's home if anything was to happen to them as she feared that the headmaster was planning something for her son. After seeing the Dursleys, Minerva knew she couldn't allow the headmaster to condemn Lily's son to ten dark and difficult years. And that changes Everything! HHr MOF Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,414 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 11/1/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Reptillia28's Challenge by Oksamis reviews
My attempt at Reptillia28's Challenge. H/Hr, Dumbledore and Weasley Bashing, soulbond/soulmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,893 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 12/28/2020 - Published: 5/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Two's Company by Teddylonglong reviews
What if Harry had a twin brother who helps him turn Hogwarts upside down? Completely AU, partly OOC, magically powerful Harry. Dumbledore/Weasley (Molly, Ron) bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,058 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 11/18/2020 - Published: 10/4/2020 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Book of Souls by alwaysendwithakiss reviews
Armed with a curious book that will help him on his path, the story follows Harry as he builds new friendships, forges strong bonds, and follows his own plan to see the destruction of his enemy. Contains adult themes, read at your own discretion. Harry/multi Appreciate all reviews/criticism.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,688 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 537 - Published: 11/6/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.] - Complete
A Case of Mistaken Identities by savya398 reviews
Years ago a mistake was made. Now years later the consequences of that mistake are being brought into to light. A mistake that has the potential to destroy Harry's life as he knows it. His parents aren't who they thought they were, and he's left facing a truth about himself that leaves him uncertain about his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,326 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 6,162 - Follows: 7,944 - Updated: 10/23/2020 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Thor, Loki
Awakening by SweetShireen reviews
After his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry woke to a disturbing reality. The wizarding world only saw him as an expendable pawn, his carefree attitude towards studying left him struggling to survive, and he had never truly appreciated the one, constant companion at his side—Hermione Granger. It was high time for change. Gradual Grey!HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,875 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 3,791 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 1/1/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Twelve Failed Ways to Charm a Witch by LeQuin reviews
When organising the books in the common room of the Head Students suite, Hermione discovers a book that sets her on edge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/13/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Married With Children by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
A short one shot in honor of Harry's fortieth birthday. In my opinion Harry's ideal birthday at that age would be extremely underwhelming to an outsider but Harry always did seem to defy the public's expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/11/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bought the T-Shirt by Qweb reviews
"When it comes to the second half of the 20th century, I've been there, done that, and I even still have some of the T-shirts," Leslie said. "What do undershirts have to do with anything?" Steve asked. SHIELD assigns someone to help Steve adapt to the 21st century. Romance is out. She's old enough to be his mother — or young enough to be his daughter. Depends on how you look at it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,446 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 8/19/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Maria Hill, OC
Hidden Tales From The Chamber of Secrets by Polydicta reviews
The now obligatory selection of plot-bunnies, orphaned scenes, omakes and idiocy that sometimes bring my mind to a grinding halt. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation. Brain-bleach recommended!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 70,890 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P.
Collecting Shorts by rlpj4 reviews
A collection of Short Stories focused on Harry. May or may not include other characters, Bashing, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,844 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/10/2020 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P.
What if Bella met Arthur on the Hogwarts Express? by Teddylonglong reviews
How would life be different for Harry, Sirius and everyone else if Bellatrix Black met Arthur Weasley right at the beginning of her time at Hogwarts? Completely AU, partly OOC. Molly!bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,078 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/8/2020 - Published: 9/13/2020 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Before I Can Continue by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry had to make some decisions before he could start working on the horcruxes. He never imagined that he would get the life he always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/8/2020 - Harry P., Remus L., N. Tonks, Neville L. - Complete
Uninformed by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry knew he didn't have enough information about the horcruxes so when he was asked by some of the order what he knew, Harry decided to fill them in. (A bit of Hermione, Ginny and Molly bashing)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,073 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 175 - Published: 10/6/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Bill W., Arthur W. - Complete
Learn To Fly by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
Gabrielle Delacour was a fan of two things: Quidditch and Harry Potter. This is the story of how her two passions helped two Tri Wizard Champions find their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 255 - Published: 9/28/2020 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Lily's Love – The Power the Dark Lord knows not! by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
All the cunningly devised plans of Dumbledore and Voldemort come to naught when they meet Harry Potter in the graveyard during the Third Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. When Voldemort is a little too heavy handed when he touches Harry's scar and unleashes the Power the Dark Lord knows not. The Love of Lily Potter. And that changes everything. HHr NLLL RWLB Characters deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,778 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 9/27/2020 - Published: 7/1/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream by Teddylonglong reviews
Part I - "To Sleep, Perchance to Dream". Part II - "The Apprenticeship of the Ancients". Part III - "A Dream Come True" or "Total Fiasco". Completely AU, partly OOC, possible time paradox, HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,965 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/19/2020 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter Kills Dolores Umbridge by Roff reviews
Harry accidentally kills Umbridge during a confrontation while serving detention.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/8/2020 - Complete
The Dark Lord's Not Dead! He's Resting! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In the depths of Azkaban, Sirius taunts Bellatrix over her faith in her Lord's survival. She doesn't quite get the joke. (Monty Python ripoff: Dead Parrot!Voldemort. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/8/2020 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Transplanting a Marigold by Catstaff reviews
Post-War. Harry and Hermione are married with kids, when they learn Dudley Dursley and his wife died in a car crash - and they now need to raise his daughter. They quickly prepare to explain magic and the wizarding world, only to discover to their surprise that Dudley already told her everything he knew - and then they're even more surprised when she performs accidental magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,430 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
A Little Moody by JackPotr reviews
Interference in the bond Harry and Hermione share force them in different directions with no hope of reconciliation. Harry gets help from those who should have stood with him from the beginning and makes some friends who will help him fulfill his destiny. Hermione reacts in the extreme. Bad AD/MW/RW. Hard to categorize as it has a little of everything. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,155 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 8/21/2020 - Published: 1/24/2019 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Xander Harris and the Trip Through Hell by ZebJeb reviews
When the portal of Acathla opens, Xander jumps in to close the portal. Follows his journey through hell to find a way home. Badass Xander.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,891 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/18/2020 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
A Different Yule by Harry50 reviews
Hermione finds out that Viktor is not a good dancer and not interesting company. She fakes a stomach ache to make him leave her alone. He chooses to leave the ball. She can now focus on Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/14/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Viktor K. - Complete
Harry's Fortieth-Birthday Visitors by TomHRichardson reviews
Post-Canon. On Harry Potter's fortieth birthday in 2020, he and Hermione Weasley, each potioned up to their eyebrows, meet three alternate-universe versions of themselves. This is a multiuniverse H/Hr story that bashes Molly, Ron and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/12/2020 - Published: 8/7/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Daphne G., Neville L. - Complete
Indian Ball by Harry50 reviews
After his dance with Parvati, Padma asks Harry for a dance. It makes the Yule very enjoyable and possibly the future as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/31/2020 - [Harry P., Padma P.] Hermione G. - Complete
Changes by kb0 reviews
Ginny accidentally discovers Harry while he's undergoing his Magical Maturity which leads to unexpected consequences for them, others, and the war. Deviates from the end of book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/28/2020 - Published: 7/24/2020 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man Who Conquered by Harry50 reviews
Many girls want the hero, but he only loves one. How will they get along? [Harrry/Hermione] Susan,Luna,Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,972 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 7/25/2020 - Published: 2/22/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Goblet of Crack by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
CRACK. 4th Year ridiculous crack rewrite w/ an unhealthy amount of smut. All the possible smuts. Seriously, heed the 'M' rating. It's M. Very, very M. And lastly, R, G, Mrs W, & Snape BASHING [Hermione x Harry, w/ some Fleur]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,612 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/1/2020 - Published: 4/27/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D. - Complete
The Misadventures of Harriet Potter by Redbayly reviews
A collection of story ideas, one-shots, and vignettes similar to those found in 'Little Bouts of Randomness' that focus on a young woman named 'Harriet Lily Potter.' Fem!Harry. May have bashing. Will likely involve a crossover or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,222 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Harry P.
The Boy Who Planned by TomHRichardson reviews
AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,348 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 3,197 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 6/16/2020 - Published: 6/15/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Dobby - Complete
Harry Potter and Grief's Wisdom by Poetheather1 reviews
Harry is not feeling very good about life. His godfather has just died and he almost got his friends killed. How could he be so stupid? There had to be some sort of way to get better... right? His grief and guilt lead him to question what he knows and try to find a better way. An Alternate HBP. Lunar Harmony. Slow updates
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 117,104 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 6/7/2020 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] N. Tonks
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,200 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/3/2020 - Published: 10/19/2010
Home Is Where the Heart Lies by SweetShireen reviews
Harry wishes he could go back in time and tell his younger self—always so lost, desperately searching for a family and a place to belong—that the answer was there all along. Right there next to him. Post-Hogwarts HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/28/2020 - Published: 5/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter Motorcycle by Ravengrad reviews
Harry spends a summer on Sirius's Motorcycle. Most of this first appeared on another site where I was posting chapter by chapter and wrote myself into a corner. It sat on my hard drive where after too many rewrites to count I've finally given up and called this version acceptable. Rating is M just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,569 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/22/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Best Kind Of Weird by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
It has been eight hours since Harry was dragged out of Potions for the Wand Weighing Ceremony and he hasn't been heard from since. What is the reason for Harry's mysterious vanishing act? Will Hermione survive the wait?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 234 - Published: 5/14/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Expelliarmus Spell by E-LuckArcher reviews
Inspired by a comment made by redditor 'SirYabas'. Expelliarmus is Harry Potter's favourite spell for a reason. The problem is that it doesn't work the way it should. Dumbledore is fascinated. Hermione is losing her mind. Ron just accepted it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,896 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/10/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Chopping Wood by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Harry has a new hobby. Daphne is torn about its side effects. With kudos to Roald Dahl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,899 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 231 - Published: 5/6/2020 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Mr Potter I presume by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A twist on the Hogwarts Express at the end of the Philosopher's Stone where Hermione is concerned for her best friend as his mood darkens as they leave his home of Hogwarts and he has to return to Durzkaban. Hermione comes thru big time and that changes everything. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/1/2020 - Published: 4/12/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spiritual Annoyance by Haugh Wards reviews
Voldemort, angry at Harry Potter's continual survival, has someone close to the boy killed. However, he wasn't expecting the consequence of an annoying, nagging ghost. Voldemort is not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/30/2020 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 171 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
The Mutt who Lived by Teddylonglong reviews
What if the Potters had a dog? Completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, pairings not decided yet. Rating T just to be sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,487 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/26/2020 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Complete
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,209 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 5,932 - Follows: 6,728 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Auror Potter Case Files by gredandforgerock reviews
How can one person have so many odd things happen to them. A series of Harry's Auror case files.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/12/2020 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Harry P.
Graduation Speech by Harry50 reviews
The best student for more than a century, a heroine who got the Order of Merlin First Class award for her deeds during the war, the Head girl, who is also a very impressive young woman, speaks for the graduating class of '99 in the absence of her best friend, Harry Potter, who disappeared from Magical Britain a few weeks after the war. [Harry/Hermione] [Neville/Luna] Mainly Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/8/2020 - Published: 1/10/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Death and Deception by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry was almost beaten to death by Vernon, his magic saved him. He knew that he needed to know more so he decided on a bit of deception, to find the truth. Dumbledore, Hermione, Ginny, and Molly bashing. Some strong language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 282 - Published: 2/7/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Return by phoenixgirl26 reviews
This is another take on Harry going back in time to try to fix things and stop people dying. Dumbledore, Molly, and Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 385 - Published: 2/5/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Little Bouts of Randomness by Redbayly reviews
My collection of one-shots, drabbles, and ideas that could go somewhere in the future. I have been reading the same kind of collections by Roschach's Blot and Clell and figured I should do one of my own because those two are my fanfiction idols. Rated for safety, please enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,364 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 1/30/2020 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
One Offs by Avain1991 reviews
A series of One shot or short stories that come to me and won't leave me alone till they are written down. Each story places Harry in different lives/worlds/or even genders. Rated M for safety of future shots. AU stories abound so if you do not like please avoid this fiction. Please also be aware that most of these will involve crossovers of some kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,905 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Harry P.
And the Basilisk made Three by slytherinsal reviews
Ron makes a bad choice about seeking out Hermione, and Harry, panicking, calls for aid using parseltongue as the tap is right in front of him. He and Hermione make a new friend, and Snape recognises the lack of self-worth of the abused. A Snape-mentor fic with a 60 foot twist. This has four years/chapters, and it's a good place to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,991 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 1/5/2020 - Complete
Twas the Night Before a Potter Family Christmas by zugrian reviews
Harry and Pansy are enjoying Christmas Eve, but their kids are wanting something more. Maybe a little Christmas magic will make their dreams come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., Pansy P., OC - Complete
Santa Paws by Teddylonglong reviews
Santa Claus takes pity on Harry Potter and rescues him from his abusive relatives, giving him one of his puppies as his familiar. What if the power the Dark Lord knows not was his puppy familiar, who could access spiritual magic of the North Pole? Completely AU, partly OOC. Pairing Harry-Luna. Completely AU! Partly OOC, Dumbledore/Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,964 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 10/20/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rule of Three by NCP18 reviews
On a trip to St. Mungo's to check on Moody after the Tournament, Amelia Bones sees a badly injured child in one of the beds. From that random encounter, everything changes. With a powerful ally fighting for him for once, not to mention growing affection from two lovely witches, Harry starts building his own family and begins to reach his true potential. Enemies beware. HP/HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 253,929 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 6,109 - Follows: 6,205 - Updated: 12/24/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Hermione's choice by keitaya reviews
What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 5,342 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Betrothal expanded by slytherinsal reviews
as requested from the drabble. When Pansy Parkinson opts for Ron Weasley as a suitable bridegroom to rescue her from abuse at home, it has a knock-on effect with Harry's life too as Pansy helps him understand his place in society and how to use it within the context of the Triwizard. Rated for mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/14/2019 - Complete
Welcome to Mewlips Country by Polydicta reviews
Short stories and scenes written (originally) for inclusion as parts of abandoned tales set in the literary worlds of the likes of Lovecraft and Wheatley. Ongoing warnings for smut, language, character death, bashing, torture, mutilation and reader brain-damage. Brain bleach recommended.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 4/29/2015
Chaos by JustBored21 reviews
Harry gets thrown back in time and ends up in his ten year old body. This time, he's going to do everything different, this time he will have a proper relationship with the love of his life who happens to be a Siren and this time he's not playing Dumbledore's games.Dumbledore, Hermione, select Weasley bashing. Harry x original character. Crazy, overpowered and insane Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,048 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 5/28/2019 - Complete
The Wizard on the Edge of Forever by rpnielsen reviews
During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken on the ride of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,263 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 11/22/2019 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Harry P., OC
Rex Resurgent by Story Please reviews
Harry goes back in time to fix things. Nothing goes as expected. And in fact, he is beginning to wonder if it would be just as bad for things to go horribly right as it is for them to go horribly, horribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Sword and the Snake by Walter Sobchak reviews
Summer before 7th year and Harry is coming to terms with the death of Albus Dumbledore when he receives correspondence that makes him reconsider much of what he has held to be true. Harry finds aid from unexpected quarters and discovers that death may prove to be the greatest weapon in the fight against Voldemort. H/Hr. Originally posted on Portkey under my other name, Barton Fink.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 120,899 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 10/28/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
All was Definitely Not Well by TomHRichardson reviews
4 September, 2017: It has been nineteen years and some months since the Battle of Hogwarts; and three days since Hermione and her husband Ron put two of their children on the Express. Hermione Weasley wakes up sick, thinking she has the flu. But actually, twenty years' worth of potions all are wearing off. This is a post-Epilogue H/Hr story that bashes Molly, Ron and Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 11/8/2019 - Published: 10/10/2019 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter: son of Morrigan by Herne reviews
James Potter summons the Morrigan to help in continuing the Potter line, but deals with inhuman entities come with a price. Harry James Potter must deal with a Mother that wants him for her own purposes, a dark lord trying to control the government, and learning to control a power older than magic. Will he be the world's hero or will he be it's destruction?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,300 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/3/2019 - Published: 1/5/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Well by DracoNunquamDormiens reviews
James wakes up in a well, dark, cold, disoriented. But he's not alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Latticework by Marenke reviews
There's a pattern to their meetings, secretive as they are. Historical, dubcon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 10/10/2019 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Hermione G. - Complete
Fudge's Trial by Nargled reviews
One of two ideas I had for Fudge's trial. Needs some tinkering, but I need to get something posted, it's been too long. This time Luna gets to shine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Complete
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Groundhog Harry 2: Luna's Ecclectic Boogaloo by zugrian reviews
If Harry Potter thinks that he gets a chance to go hilariously bonkers and not take Luna Lovegood with him, he's got Another Thing Comin! Cue Judas Priest guitar riff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,339 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 521 - Published: 10/27/2019 - Harry P., Luna L., Parvati P., Daphne G.
What if a chocolate frog could change everything by Teddylonglong reviews
... even a whole timeline? "Harry Potter," Minerva read aloud, "receiver of the Order of Merlin first class once for vanquishing the Dark Lord and for inventing the wolvescure after a long-lost recipe of Salazar Slytherin. Harry? But he is only three years old." Completely AU, partly OOC, possible time paradox, de-aging, Dumbledore bashing, mentioning of abuse by the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,315 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 8/15/2019 - Harry P., Minerva M., Poppy P., Arcturus B. - Complete
Harry Does Different by joemjackson reviews
One-shots of moments where a scene goes different. Expect everything ...slapstick, cursing, violence, sexual innuendo, tragedy, etc. etc. Anything may happen to any character. Not just canon events, assorted fanfics are honored, ridiculed, homaged. Also with sequels. Not just what happened, but what happened later.*-*RETIRED*-* for more goto Son-Of-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 250 - Words: 270,217 - Reviews: 3044 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Ron and Agent J's Unintentional Team-Up by ZebJeb reviews
Auror Ron Weasley and Agent J are on the case to stop two rampaging beasts. Unfortunately, problems arrive when they both try to implement the "wiping witness memories" part of their jobs. ONE SHOT
Crossover - Men In Black & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/24/2019 - Agent K, Agent J, Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Redefining Relationships by Catstaff reviews
When the Yule Ball is announced and Harry learns he is required to have a date and open the Ball, his first thought is to take his best friend, Hermione. But he arrives at the library in time to hear her accepting Viktor Krum's invitation. She's pleased by the invite, so why is he having such a hard time being happy for her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/17/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Viktor K., Morag M. - Complete
Atonement by old-crow reviews
Harry received some useful advice before the third task. The butterfly effect will be going full-speed. Not everyone is happy with the changes. Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,355 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 7/28/2019 - Complete
Playing by the Rules by RobSt reviews
Sometimes playing by the rules is not just your best option, it can be your only option.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,648 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 3,992 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 9/1/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Returns by Nargled reviews
Harry Returns. To fight the real battle. Minerva won't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 2/13/2011
Behind a Dustbin by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
"Are you telling me Voldemort's going to jump out from behind a dustbin and do me in?" [Harry x Hermione] Short Silly Crack One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/18/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter, I will never make her cry again by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Looking at the GoF Yule Ball as portrayed in canon and movie, one sees a dark bitter jealous side of Ronald Bilius that Hermione sums up in one sentence. "Ron, you spoil everything!" Harry remembers who believed him and chooses Hermione. And that changes Everything! Ron has another bad experience due to his greed, fears, jealousies and Snape! HHr NLLL MOF Dumbledore Character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,438 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
What if someone was willing to stand up against Albus Dumbledore by Teddylonglong reviews
... and the children of the Great Alliance brought Dumbledore to court on behalf of nine-year-old Harry Potter because of tolerating child abuse? Completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore/Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,005 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 8/11/2019 - Published: 3/16/2019 - Complete
Through the Wormhole by dunuelos reviews
Harry Potter was unhappy with his life in Post-Voldemort Great Britain. Tired of the threats and expectations, he agrees to go through the Veil to help the DOM learn more about it. And there he meets the Prophets. They send him back to DS9 with the Sisko. He has a lot to learn about where he ended up. Now finished with Year One of DS9. Possible sequel to come.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,691 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Complete
Like an Erumpent in a Graveyard by tyrannicpuppy reviews
We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 311 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Amos D. - Complete
Witches' Night by LeQuin reviews
Driven to frustration by her mother, Hermione makes a choice she might not have otherwise: she goes out clubbing with some new friends and runs into an old one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,049 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 234 - Published: 7/31/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ginny's Plan by kb0 reviews
At Dumbledore's funeral, Harry plans to leave his girlfriend behind while he goes to war. Ginny presents another plan. This is a book7 replacement with Harry being motivated to be smarter and wiser.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,777 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 5/8/2019 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hermione G. - Complete
Elves' Child by Teddylonglong reviews
What if house-elves took Harry away from the Dursleys' doorstep to raise him in the magical world? Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childfic. sick!Harry. Main characters: Harry, Severus, Poppy and my usual OC elves. Edited July, 2019.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,052 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sorting to Hogwarts by Teddylonglong reviews
When Harry wishes himself to Hogwarts for his Sorting, he ends up at the first Sorting ever. Due to a prank, which he plays on Dumbledore, he greatly changes history for the whole magical world. Completely AU! Time travel! My favourite among my stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,501 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 256 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,173 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 8,512 - Follows: 9,890 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
A Tufted Tale by Story Please reviews
Hermione finds herself in a tricky situation when she finds herself head-to-head with the Umbridge family and their reckless destruction of protected lands in Hogsmeade. But when she's tasked with finding an ancient, presumed extinct magical creature, will she find that she has bitten off more than she can chew?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,159 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/18/2019 - Hermione G., Severus S., Dolores U. - Complete
The Funeral of Vernon Dursley by TomHRichardson reviews
Petunia Dursley is dismayed by how few people attend her husband's funeral. Then she is shocked when the last person on Earth whom she expects to see at Vernon's funeral, offers Petunia his sympathies. Canon-divergent from both HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS and HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 124 - Published: 6/14/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Five Patronii Hermione Could Have Had by Aurilia reviews
Just what it says on the tin. Total crackity-crack-crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2019 - Hermione G. - Complete
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Obi-Wan Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 144,828 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 5,991 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Adventures Luna Never Had by realjoehundredaire reviews
A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Flash - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,284 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/9/2019 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Nora A.
Albus Dumbledore's bad day by keitaya reviews
A bad day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/3/2019 - Albus D. - Complete
Crafting Magic by kgfinkel reviews
Magic is more than just waving a stick and saying fancy words. Magic is about life and art. Magic is about the people one chooses to interact with. An artistic Harry Potter decides to live up to his last name and begins to craft some wonderful pottery and ceramic creations. At age 11, he discovers that not only is his work magical but so is he!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Spectral Revelation by Haugh Wards reviews
Instead of using the Polyjuice Potion to find out about the Chamber, Hermione suggests Harry ask the Bloody Baron. Harry does, but finds out more about himself than he ever realised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Harry P., Bloody Baron
Multi-Verse drabbles by RUGoing2writethat reviews
Change of Summary: This is a series of one shots of alternate universes to many different stories. Originally, this was solely Harry Potter, and while it will remain more Harry Potter, there may be, from time to time, other non-Harry Potter universes involved. If so, it will be noted in the beginning of the chapter. Dedication, Disclaimer, etc. in 1st Chapter. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,698 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/21/2019 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
they'll turn out to be heroes by nicnac918 reviews
Placed with the Dursleys, Harry will be safe, but Dumbledore would still like to have someone nearby to keep an eye on him. Someone mild and unassuming and unlikely to upset the Dursleys. Really, there's only one good choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Enemy Amongst Them by phoenixgirl26 reviews
A lot of people are dying in the wizarding world, and no one knows who, or what is causing the deaths. One shot. Harry's forth year, no pairings. Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/3/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry's Chamber of Secrets by Roff reviews
It's the end of fifth year, Sirius is dead, and Dumbledore didn't help matters with everything he revealed to Harry. Harry wants to be alone and there is only one place in the castle he can think of where no one will be able to bother him. Pairing: HP/MB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,323 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 3/21/2019 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Harry P., Dobby, Mandy B. - Complete
Magical Menagerie by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Crookshanks' point of view of what happened in the Magical Menagerie the summer before third year. [To Crookshanks its H/Hr, even if H/Hr don't yet realize it themselves.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/17/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Crookshanks - Complete
What if Lily was not muggleborn by Teddylonglong reviews
... and Harry did not have a scar when he came to Hogwarts? Completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore/Weasley bashing,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 106,565 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 3/17/2019 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
All I Wanna Do by tyrannicpuppy reviews
After both have been unfairly cast from magical society, Harry and Hermione find each other and a night to remember springs forth. But it's hard to have a night to remember when you can hardly remember yourself. SMUT! EWE. PwP. M for a good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/23/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ilha da Queimada Grande by monbade reviews
Harry kills Voldy at the ministry. Dumbles pulls his manipulation and Harry reacts. This is a Dumbledore and Molly bashing. This is a one shot around 17.4k Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 333 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Up Yours Dumbles by monbade reviews
After the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry is alone, abandoned by his friend during the 4th year and his Godfather and Remus afterwards. Then one morning 2 weeks later he receives a letter. A letter written by his mother and his life changes. (Dumbles, Molly, Ginny and Hermione bashing)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,116 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 4,040 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 2/21/2019 - Published: 11/4/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
It Was An Accident by gredandforgerock reviews
In the year since the Battle of Hogwarts the victory hasn't felt very victorious. Hermione was killed just months after the battle and they're still trying to recover. Harry is working with George and Ron has become an auror. What happens when you mix Ron, Harry, George and a bag of time sand. AU (Hermione/Ron) "Accidental Snippets" is a dumping ground for extras on this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,122 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 1/14/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., George W. - Complete
Consequences by slytherinsal reviews
Expanded from one of the whimsical drabbles. When Harry reckons that being chosen for the Triwizard has nullified his contract with Hogwarts and expelled him, he strikes a deal with Karkaroff, to Dumbledore's horror. Not to be taken seriously, just enjoy the anarchy and mayhem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 209 - Published: 2/19/2019 - Complete
Hot Shower by Lady FoxFire reviews
There are intruders in your house. Your wife is being held hostage. What do you do? Answer – Go take a hot shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 162 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Grave Misunderstanding by McWhite reviews
Hermione and Harry have a bit of a misunderstanding about each other's thoughts about harems. Luckily, they might just be able to clear things up before it is too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/15/2019 - Published: 8/23/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Righteous Fire by Story Please reviews
Lily and Marlene meet on their first day at Hogwarts and are inseparable ever after. Even when war looms over them and the world grows darker, they fight, fight against the darkness with the Light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2019 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M., Mulciber, Avery - Complete
When Harry met Wednesday by Jhotenko reviews
Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 171,669 - Reviews: 1997 - Favs: 7,019 - Follows: 7,533 - Updated: 2/9/2019 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Harry P., Wednesday A.]
Blame It on Me by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Prequel to If You Could Read My Mind and Save Me. Ginny remembers her relationship with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,204 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 1/30/2019 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W., Daphne G. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 7,907 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Bouquets and Brickbats by HermiHugs reviews
Collection of short stories with a Harry and Hermione pairing, almost always. Rating may vary from K to T. These are complete stories and not story ideas or bits and bobs. Love them or hate them- Bouquets or Brickbats, it's up to you. Story Number 11: Angel Eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,371 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/13/2019 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 200 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Third Task, As Designed by Dalwyn reviews
How did the tournament organizers expect the third task to end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2018
What The by cvtisjustok reviews
A rebounded spell causes Harry's soul to travel to the end of his second year. Strange magic causes a unexpected result. Determined Harry, Good but misguided Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Dobby
Save Me by Dorothea Greengrass reviews
Daphne is not looking forward to her sister's Christmas party. Little does she know that Santa has a surprise for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 276 - Published: 12/23/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
And So The Earth Burned by telmeastory reviews
A Bit of a shift on the traditional bashing stories.Discover what happens when Harry Learns he is being manipulated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/14/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
It Must Be Love by phoenixgirl26 reviews
This is a short story about love potions. Warning: some strong language, character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/8/2018 - [Harry P., Sally-Anne P.] Kingsley S. - Complete
The Time Travel's Father by chris400ad reviews
Chasing a killer across time, Harry Potter is faced with his past and has to use all his wits to not get himself killed - in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/7/2018 - Harry P., James P., Amycus C.
Don't Wake the Baby by Roff reviews
A simple retelling of that fateful Halloween night in 1981 when Voldemort came calling. Completely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort - Complete
The Eighth Time is the Charm by madie080802 reviews
Harry tried to remember the reason why he was sitting, apparently waiting his turn, at the longest line he had ever seen. The long headcount behind him made him realize something was amiss. Then he heard it, "Not you again!" The death angel yelled. "Oh, gods, please have mercy, I'm going to lose my job, Potter, this is the seventh time!" A fic for Reptilia28's reaper challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Echoes of Silence by Manchester reviews
One evening in Sunnydale, it's a very special anniversary for a certain undead former poet who reveals a surprising secret.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Complete
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
Cereal, With a Side of Beretta by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Steve discovers one of Nat's new emergency gun hiding places.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/7/2018 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
The Daisy Chain by slytherinsal reviews
in a burst of accidental magic, Harry uses legilimensy to see pictures of his mother, and wish magic turns him into a little girl who looks like Lily. Vernon dies, and Petunia looks for somewhere to move. In Crawley they meet a little girl who also has accidental magic and with Petunia's knowledge and Dan Granger's cunning, plots are made. Fem! Harry, an experiment for me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,828 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 10/30/2018 - Complete
An Unexpected Guest by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
What happens immediately following the close of CA:WS. Or, Steve and Nat meet up again after Winter Soldier. Romanogers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2018 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Law by ZebJeb reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 174 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 131 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
When Harry Knocked Up Pansy by zugrian reviews
An offshoot from We're In This Together, starting up during chapter 26. What if Pansy had become pregnant? How would becoming teenage parents change the path of the Potter family? A one-shot idea of what could have been. Strongly recommend reading the main story first. Begins after the Gryffindor vs. Slytherin match in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/24/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Dobby - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper by ZebJeb reviews
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
A Fateful Walk by Shygui reviews
After the final battle. A walk through the castle will shift the destiny of several people. Harry once again leaps without looking trying to save the life of a Slytherin witch he barely knows even after six years of school. The aftermath of his decision will have significant ramifications for those involved. EWE - please be aware that this Fic will go to some dark places.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 159,763 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 3,735 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 9/15/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Astoria G.]
The Nargles are flying low today by McWhite reviews
In which Harry learns to value Nargles, their flying habits and especially how important it is to be properly protected from Wrackspurt infestations. It is very, very important.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 242 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Nothing But Time by aadixon reviews
Harry's had enough of wondering what might have been and decides to do something radical.; AU after Epilogue; Harmony in the end; One-Shot; CrackFic, written by my 12 year-old son, JBDixon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/28/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter: Project Omega by Polydicta reviews
The Minister appears to have come back from the dead, Lucius Malfoy appears to have been long-dead since before he died. On top of this, The Ministry appears to be ignoring the Statute of Re-Integration and the Home Office have launched the mysterious Project Omega ... and who is the Unspeakable Hecate? - Some crossover with the Star Trek and Dr Who universes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Basilisk's Eye by Story Please reviews
When Harry receives a mysterious package on the last day of school, it is only the beginning of an adventure that will bring him face to face with an ancient evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/17/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Purple Annoyances and Funerals by Jetainia reviews
There are few things better than having a cup of tea and watching a great funeral. Until some purple nincompoop comes along and ruins his whole day.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 358 - Published: 8/8/2018 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thanos, Dr. Strange/Stephen S. - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 480 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Bank Account by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if there was one Person in Little Whinging that didn't simply believe the stories about Harry that Petunia and Vernon told their neighbours, but actually looked to see what was going on. What if that Person acted, to at least give Harry some justice for what he had to endure there? One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 539 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Golden Boy by Story Please reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart is a showman by nature. A fraudulent showman, but a showman nonetheless. When election season rolls around, Lockhart finds himself in an interesting position after he's nominated into the position of Minister candidate. He may not know much about this particular subject, but then again, that's never stopped him before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2018 - Gilderoy L.
Harry Potter and the Attack of the Fanfiction Clichés by LordGranger reviews
A series of one shots where I make fun of certain tropes and clichés that appear in multiple fanfictions, like soul bonds, marriage contracts, Mary Sue original characters etc. Most stories will have Hermione as the main character. Those are meant to be comedic, and not actual criticism of said tropes or stories that use those tropes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2018
Dear Friends by JaimeJabs reviews
And all he left was a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Complete
When a Veela Cries by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, Harry's only hope out of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 303,024 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 3,522 - Follows: 4,174 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Luck & Misadventures by JaimeJabs reviews
Seven stories about Harry's brand of luck. Stories take place in the same universe but may not be chronologically aligned. Updates will be sporadical and uneven.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/26/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., OC
Who Keeps Him Going? by JaimeJabs reviews
Harry tells the story of Cedric Diggory's death in Hog's Head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Path by chris400ad reviews
The war is raging and the Ministry is losing. Can anyone really save the Wizarding World from the brink, or are they doomed to destruction? This is the story of old friendships, new alliances and the beginning of a promise made for the good of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2018 - Sirius B., James P., Albus D. - Complete
Resurrection Potion by BeepKeeper reviews
Harry's adventures in fourth year with a slightly darker view - some deaths and lots of blood. Dumbledore, Cedric bashing. Harry makes true friends with Fleur and Krum but there are no ships. (He's fourteen!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,613 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Complete
Watch the World Burn by Avana92 reviews
Years ago Draco Malfoy made the worst mistake of his life, now the Dark Lord is taking over and there's no one left to stop it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2018 - Draco M. - Complete
Repair Me by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[ONESHOT] After the murder of James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin runs away to the Muggle world. There he finds solace from an unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2018 - Remus L. - Complete
Enough is enough by broomstick flyer reviews
End of fifth year is coming to an end and Harry has had enough. Its time to fight back...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 263 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daft Morons by Sinyk reviews
At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Really Bash!AD, EWE, Clueful!HP Eventual HP/HG/DG/FD NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 745,285 - Reviews: 11361 - Favs: 13,482 - Follows: 14,921 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G.]
Beyond All Reason by Treyven 'The Raven' Corsey reviews
Harry Potter's true power is displayed at the Battle at the Department of Mysteries when he does the impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Luna's Way by Nargled reviews
Yet another EWE, in a very different and Luna way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Secret Friend by James Spookie reviews
Not everyone hates Harry. Some are just too afraid of what other people think. This was my very first story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,084 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 1,011 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Unexpected by Gardevoir687 reviews
Given who the boy's father was, catching Harry Potter drinking was something Severus Snape always expected would happen. Empathizing with the boy? Less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dudley's Best Year by Harry50 reviews
While in hiding during the war, Dudley finds friendship, love and tolerance. He becomes a different person by the time the war is over. [Dudley/OC]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Complete
Red Amber by Andrius reviews
Disillusioned with the Ministry, Harry quits the Aurors to become a hired wand. A job from an old enemy pits him against a group of ruthless vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/8/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter How Bong Bong got his name by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Ronald was a troubled wizard. After the First Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he had gone to tell the lousy git, Harry, that he had forgiven him for cheating, but the stinking tosser ignored him while he kissed the Insufferable-Know-It-All. Ronald learns a very important lesson in table manners and it changes his life for a happy ending. HHr NLLL RWLB Very strong stomach alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
The Price of Betrayal by Alsas1975 reviews
Voldemort has always wanted to kill him, and the support of magical Britain has been inconsistent at best. What happens when Harry learns that some of those closest to him are not what they seem? Harry Potter one-shot. H/HG. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 3/14/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 886 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Fidelius - a tale of pig-headedness by Polydicta reviews
Once more, Harry Potter is called upon to save British Wizarding society - this time from a Minister for Magic who simply won't change his mind. Warning for Biblical Plagues and nasty death. A short story in three very short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Hagrid's First Lesson by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Hagrid had realised that just going ahead with his first lesson as a teacher wasn't a good idea? What if he had some help and advice from an expert during the summer? Well, this one-shot is what I think could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Basilisk Go Boom! by BeepKeeper reviews
Here's a short story set during Harry's third year. Who gives a fourteen-year-old a powerful artefact to bend time. Did anyone monitor her use? Did anyone warn her of the consequences of misuse? Also something different with Basilisk! Dumbledore Ron & Sirius bashing (no pairings)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,749 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 173 - Published: 3/25/2018 - Complete
The Boy Who Lived to be Kissed by BeepKeeper reviews
Set in fall term of third year the Dementor on train kisses the scar and sucks out the shard of Riddle's soul – with interesting reaction in the Dementor. Declared 'uninteresting' without the Dark Lord's mark, Harry is deserted by old friends and ignored by Dumbledore but he makes new friends. Then he receives a letter from Dementor who wants something.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 56,880 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 417 - Published: 3/24/2018 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 9,830 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Old Friend by Sinyk reviews
An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 7,271 - Follows: 5,080 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 1/18/2018 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Harry Potter Orphan (Jim Black Rashard) by Ravengrad reviews
Suppose a pre-school Harry Potter was the only survivor of a car crash. This is my take on that. VERY AU and I'm happy with that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Complete
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 925 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
The Advice by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter gets some advice from his godfather, Sirius Black, which changes the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,036 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 509 - Published: 2/11/2018 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Divine Intervention by jjslll54 reviews
Harry and Hermione are betrayed by Ron during the horcrux hunt and this story is the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,165 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 2/9/2018 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Recount by anonymous0128 reviews
Summary: My twist of what happened in the first year during the troll incident. Pairing undoubtedly HHr, might be non-canon and the characters might be OOC. Powerful!harry Rated T for mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/26/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Conning Cornelius by senawario reviews
One responsible adult does not like what is happening after Harry's 4th year. Though still on the run from the law, he figures out a way to help Harry, and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Sirius B., C. Fudge - Complete
The Saving People Thing by Souen11 reviews
Harry has been hiding all his life. Much more broken than anybody could have realized, what happens when Hermione turns her back on him together with Ron during the Hunt?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,713 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, Mrs. Zabini] - Complete
Sight and Sound by kgfinkel reviews
Luna Lovegood is a natural Magesight who also has the ability to hear the Songs that resonate from a person's String of magic. Join her as she enters Hogwarts with a phoenix familiar and a goal to bring art and music to the school as well as make a name for herself as the creator of a new version of the Chocolate Frog Cards. AU, LL/NL, HP/HG, SEQUEL TO THE POTIONEER'S ASSISTANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,551 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 10/9/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4366 - Favs: 10,581 - Follows: 11,458 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 8,737 - Follows: 4,326 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 7: Graduation Day by Stargon1 reviews
Seven years ago, Harry Potter was taken from the cupboard under the stairs and thrust into the wizarding world. His first magic school, Hogwarts, didn't work out, so, together with some new friends, Harry founded his own - Diricawl Academy of Magical Studies. They've learnt a lot and even saved the wizarding world from an evil Dark Lord. Now, it's finally time to graduate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 388 - Published: 12/20/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Cupboard Series 6: Castle Voldemort by Stargon1 reviews
Hogwarts has fallen. In its place stands Castle Voldemort. With the Hogwarts students held hostage, the Ministry has surrendered. All of magical Britain is now under the rule of Lord Voldemort. All, that is, but for those few at Diricawl Academy of Magical Studies. But what can so few really do against such odds?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,785 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Magical Mark by phoenixgirl26 reviews
One shot about Harry Potter and what happened when he decided he wouldn't be taking potions or history of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 193 - Published: 12/4/2017 - [Harry P., Sally-Anne P.] Sirius B. - Complete
More Ramblings by losthpfanficwriter reviews
This is my story repository where I post short story snippets and try out new stuff. Everything here may be expanded or used for longer stories in the future - emphasis on /may/. Story ratings will range from T to M; all stories are in the Potterverse or cross-over with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 33,560 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/25/2017 - Published: 2/10/2014
Harry Potter and Dr Granger's Observation by EdStargazer reviews
On the Train platform after 4th year, Hermione kisses Harry on the lips instead of the cheek attracting the attention of her father to Harry Potter. He is not impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 274 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
Harmony Bound by flowerchild33 reviews
Harry and Hermione soul bond at the end of GoF. AU after. What happens when Harry and Hermione bind at a young age? How will that change their destinies and the path of the war? M for chapter 2 onward. My usual bit of smut mixed into the rest of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 235,295 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Duel by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to see how the students would go in a real fight, so he organises a duelling contest at Hogwarts. Dumbledore bashing, friendly Weasley's, some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,625 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 325 - Published: 10/16/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 5,265 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Cure for Nightmares by Avain1991 reviews
Hermione was worried. For many nights now Harry had been sneaking away from the common room. Like a good friend she decides to follow him one night to make sure he's safe. Imagine her surprise when she finds a little blond waiting for her friend. Rated M for a reason folks please do not ready if you do no like crass language, lemons, or anything of the like.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 301 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Potter Coven by flowerchild33 reviews
Dumbledore tells Harry everything after the third task and Hermione is determined to help Harry tackle it all. She finds a unique solution that will change their lives forever. She will awaken forbidden magic and great power that will shake the magical world and will definitely offer power that he knows not. The rating is for a reason. Smut with M/F, F/F and multiple relations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 200,593 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 7/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Dance All My Own by Silverfawkes reviews
AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 106,324 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 3,145 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 9/30/2017 - Complete
The One Appointment We All Must Keep by mandymld reviews
Death the One Appointment we must all keep, unfortunately Harry keeps showing up early and is upsetting Raspy's boss. Raspy isn't happy and keeps sending Harry back. This time with his memories and a warning that if he comes early again, he ends up kissing a certain toad in a sweater for eternity. This time he is sure to get it right. Bashing of D and Molly,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,919 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 3,684 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Luna L.
The Potioneer's Assistant by kgfinkel reviews
When young Harry Potter meets Ms. Belinda Honeybloom on the first day of school, he realizes there's so much more than just chores and a cupboard under the stairs. He's gifted a diary and with a whole new world of magic, he discovers new things and creates a magical interactive potions journal. Smart!Harry AD/RW/DM bash, Mentor!Snape, Delusional!Dumbledore, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,243 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 831 - Published: 9/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Reboot by Kallanit reviews
Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 289,310 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 5,593 - Follows: 4,478 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Severus S., OC] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
By All Necessary Means by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
A young Witch goes to interview an old man about the truth behind what happened during the events of the Second Dark War. What she gets is the complete story of love, life, death, peace and the start of something worth fighting for... Read how a small group of half trained magic users managed to fight a delaying war before gaining the power to go to fight - a fight that cost dearly
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,134 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/6/2017 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Complete
Just One of Those Days by DarthMittens reviews
Harry has an awful day that leaves him feeling frustrated, and he wants nothing more than for the day to finally end so he can just put it behind him. Little does he know, the perfect remedy awaits him in the Gryffindor common room. H/Hr. Pure Fluff. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 174 - Published: 8/30/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Many Deaths of Harry Potter by Harry O'Henth reviews
Harry was always destined to gather the Deathly Hallows, from the moment the killing curse kissed his skin as a child. It is only right that Death should take a special interest in the one that would one day wield his talismans.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 167,908 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/22/2017 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Complete
Heaven sent by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione passed through heaven recieving judgement on her life and was found to have been a failure. given the chance to put right her mistakes she chose to return. I know this is not much of a summary but to much can spoil the tale. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,246 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 8/16/2017 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Home Schooled by kb0 reviews
Summer after 4th year and after his trial, Harry becomes fed up with a number of things and decides he wants to spend more time with Sirius, so he convinces Sirius to home school him instead of returning to Hogwarts for his fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,931 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Death Always Awaits Us, Mr Potter by SaberfoxCreations reviews
What If? Challenge fic. What if Dumbledore had gotten to Harry just a few minutes to late to save him in First Year? A dead Harry disappears and the world begins to change...and it's not always for the worse, but not always for the better, either. Will their world survive the shaking? And why does that bell now toll? Grey!Harry, language. HINT of slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,265 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 4,081 - Follows: 1,600 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
A Trip to the Country by Qweb reviews
Pre-Avengers. Clint Barton decides to take defector and new SHIELD recruit Natasha Romanoff on a "trip to the country." And everyone asks, "Are you sure that's a good idea?"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2017 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Severus Snape's Final Revenge by Temporal Knight reviews
It's known that skilled Occlumens can fake memories. What if Severus Snape wasn't quite as committed to protecting Harry Potter as Dumbledore thought? What if Snape looked at Harry not as Lily's child, but as James' son? What if he was a bit...vindictive? A small oneshot about how such an event might shape things at the very end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Thighs and Lows and Highs by DarthMittens reviews
Harry, Head Boy of Hogwarts following his victory over Voldemort, confiscates a picture of Hermione that she didn't know was being taken at the time, completely and utterly unaware of the feelings it will surface within him. H/Hr. One-Shot. Fluff! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
His Angel by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After the war, everyone begins to move on with their lives. A new girl arrives at Hogwarts, one that Harry seems interested in. Ginny, Hermione and Ron want to keep Harry away from the new girl so he will once again turn his feelings towards Ginny. Warning: some strong language, and sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,215 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 257 - Published: 7/25/2017 - [Harry P., OC] Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
A Most Loyal Feline by PallasAriadne reviews
Once upon a time, there was a cat that lived in Godric's Hollow. A look at that fateful night in 1981 from the perspective of a faithful feline. Rated T for descriptions of said fateful night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Voldemort, Crookshanks - Complete
Convincing Him by losthpfanficwriter reviews
When Hermione and Ron try to get Harry to form Dumbledore's Army, things don't go as in canon. Harry is angry at being manipulated by everyone. Can Hermione convince him to give it a chance? / One shot, quick and naughty fic (M for a reason).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 260 - Published: 7/13/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Massacre in the Dungeons by marylou reviews
Albus Dumbledore's actions set off a chain reaction that affects the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Best Served Cold by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,785 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 6,800 - Follows: 6,565 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 9/14/2016
Harry Potter: The Wolf Amongst The Sheep by ScribesApprentice reviews
What happens when a chance encounter leads an old family friend to meet 7 year old Harry? Could it be just what they both need to survive in this world? Dumbledore, Molly, Ron and other BASHING, just so you all know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,066 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Harry P.
Potter Trek by stephenopolos reviews
There's a bigger world out there for Harry than he'd ever dreamed of, if only he can untangle the web that ties him to planet earth first.
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 5/25/2017 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Harry P., OC
The Philosopher's Red Herring by White Squirrel reviews
At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F.
Hogwarts Protection System by kb0 reviews
If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 855 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Eyes can speak too! by senawario reviews
Eyes can speak too... especially when their owner suddenly realises he will die in a few seconds!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 5,610 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Blue Pill by zArkham reviews
After seeing Snape's memories in Dumbledore's pensieve, Harry realizes he has to sacrifice himself for the Wizarding World to survive. But after a very cryptic encounter with Luna Lovegood, Harry begins to question everything he knows about his life. What is really going on? Central to answering this question is finding out who truly is the Boy-Who-Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 178 - Published: 5/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L.
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 278 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Causing Havoc by phoenixgirl26 reviews
After Harry's name came out of the goblet of fire, he decided that getting angry wouldn't help. He decided it was time to show he was the son of a Marauder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,328 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 2,220 - Follows: 957 - Published: 4/29/2017 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 5: United We Stand by Stargon1 reviews
Lord Voldemort has risen. The Minister of Magic is dead. War has been declared. Now is the time for those of the Light to unite, for to do so will give them a chance to stand, to face the Darkness and to survive. For we all know what hapens to those who are divided ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,587 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,205 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
A Life Rewritten by telmeastory reviews
Based loosely on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge. Harry has a past he never knew. He must learn magic far beyond that thought possible. And he must manage not to die, YET AGAIN! A story of history, magic, and soul mates. HP/HG/LL/DG/PP/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,011 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.]
That Was Fun by elvirakitties reviews
Voldemort faces the wrong boy who lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Albus D. - Complete
The Aftermath by Colt01 reviews
What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 46,925 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 3,939 - Follows: 1,385 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if he met another family? A family that knew his parents. This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus. Future HP/DG & HG/TN. Years 1-2. Complete! The Sequel is posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,162 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 10,145 - Follows: 9,264 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 5/31/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Theodore N., Tracey D. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter by Selector reviews
Minority rule is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Complete
The Power Of The Brick by Haugh Wards reviews
When Dolores Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry Potter she expected everything to go well. However when Harry can't find his wand during the attack, he tries something else on the Dementors, changing the future of the impending war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 447 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
Weasley's scrooged by Herne reviews
Ron and Molly blame Harry for Fred's death. Ginny loves Harry, but doesn't want to alienate her family by dating him. Will a visit from four ghostly visitors help change things for the better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Complete
How Harry Got a Date by ARega1s reviews
How difficult can it be for Harry Potter to get a date to the Yule Ball? Extremely difficult if you have a jealous Ron Weasley scaring them away. Warning for Ron bashing. Rated T for themes and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/28/2017 - Published: 8/19/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Parvati P.] - Complete
Vengeance? No! Avenger! by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Harry and Hermione have gone farther than they ever expected in pursuit of the last task Dumbledore left to them, how are they going to handle it being derailed by the actions of the worlds mightiest heroes? Edited by the mighty Pazed!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,204 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 2,730 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 3,531 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Back Porch by Qweb reviews
At the new Avengers training facility, there's a back patio where people go for solitude or for conversation. Takes place after Age of Ultron. Not a "A Very Good Team" story; more in line with the MCU. Ch11-13-A Vision of Pain Ch14-Something to be Thankful For Ch15-18-Top Secret Santa Ch19-A Taxing Day Ch20-Early Holiday Ch21-Just Like We Practiced Ch22-We've Talked About This
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,684 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Falcon/ Sam W.
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 4246 - Favs: 7,568 - Follows: 5,069 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
An Unbelievable Adventure by Story Please reviews
Harry finds himself waking with a broken heart and a hangover. Apparently he's put an ad in the Quibbler at some point the night before. "Wanted: Diversion. Will do anything for up to a month. Serious inquiries only. Send an owl to the Quibbler Attention: Suitor 435138."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 134 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist. ****On Hiatus****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,401 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 1/18/2017 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Snapped by The Feisty Rogue reviews
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,043 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 6/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
It Could Only Happen at Hogwarts by Inusitatus reviews
Being doused in a sabotaged potion had some REALLY unexpected effects for Harry Potter. Voldemort really wasn't expecting this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 760 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P.
Picnic Panic by LeQuin reviews
Hermione is home for an Easter barbecue that her parents are hosting. She's brought her boyfriend and is thoroughly regretting that decision. She calls a dear friend to help with the damage control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,146 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 4,765 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/8/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Dr. Granger - Complete
The Only One by Roff reviews
After Dumbledore reveals the prophecy and Harry thinks it over, he decides to take it a step further than Dumbledore. Decision made, he sets out to prove his theory. The boy-who-lived becomes the boy-who-gets-it-done. It's a stressful job but he finds comfort. Independent!Harry. Slightly Grey!Harry. Rated M for mature themes. No horcruxes, glasses, or scar. Pairing: HP/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,024 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Going to Gringots by NeoNerd420 reviews
First year Harry returns to Gringots after Hagrid left him at the train station.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Complete
Watch Your Step by megamatt09 reviews
Voldemort learns that entering the mind of a teenage wizard might have certain drawbacks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Complete
The Noodle Incident by marylou reviews
Spaceman Spiff runs into Lord Voldemort. The world will never be the same again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Loving Luna: An Epilepsy by MayorHaggar reviews
Harry has been dreading the Slug Club Christmas party, but one look at lovely Luna changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Night Before Christmas by Forensica X reviews
It's Harry's first Christmas as a dad, but he can't shake the feeling something's amiss. Father Christmas thinks his disbelief's funny, but still has a gift for the incredulous wizard. Deathly Hallows Compliant One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] James S. P. - Complete
When Fate Intervened by LordVishnu reviews
My first attempt at writing. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore gives him a choice. Either participate in the tournament or lose his magic and leave Hogwarts. The Headmaster would never have guessed that Harry would lash out angrily and choose the latter. Minor Ron and Dumbledore bashing at the start. Wizarding War on a quicker timescale than in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,893 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 6,654 - Follows: 4,655 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by Avain1991 reviews
An extra ending scene to my earlier work Unexpected that was edited out. Hope you enjoy it. Recomend reading Unexpected before reading this or you may get lost.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 7,410 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 221 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Rely on Authority by cvtisjustok reviews
After rescuing Sirius Black, again. Harry realizes the authority figures in his life arent doing their job. Watch as Harry takes his future into his own hand. HP/LL eventually, slight Dumbledore Bashing, some Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,276 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 6,052 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 10,910 - Follows: 8,416 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: One shot by LordVishnu reviews
Harry Potter has always been unique. But what's he to do when he finds out just how special he is from someone who knows way more about him than he does. A commentary on HP FanFiction as a whole.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/16/2016 - Complete
Polyjuice Cocktail by LeQuin reviews
One-shot. A drunk Helen Granger has found something strange to drink in Hermione's room when Harry comes looking for Hermione after another fight with Ron. When Hermione shows up the next day she has to cope with the mess she finds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 322 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Hagrid Saves the Day by Roff reviews
Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts, thinks of a good way he can help when Voldemort and his death eaters come calling. Rated M due to violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
The Sound Of Silence by birdwoman95 reviews
Harry's treatment at the Dursleys didn't make him – it broke him. At Hogwarts, broken children make their way to the home of the badgers. No one protects like a badger. The outcome? Heads fly. This is the trial of Albus Dumbledore. Rating due to child abuse mentions. Format is weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 283 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Complete
The Marauders School of Magic by Roff reviews
Harry gets some special help when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Fourth year. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,294 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Revealing Perspectives by LeQuin reviews
Ron has a plan. Harry has a secret. Hermione finds a mission. How will their collision at the Burrow over the summer affect the way the trio see each other? Will they learn that not everyone thinks the way you expect them to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,386 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 9/6/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 874 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not a Poof by broomstick flyer reviews
Yet another tale of the tri-wizard. Harry makes his choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 213 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Giving up by Secre reviews
Harry is at the end of his rope; he's no saviour, he's just a frightened and hurting adolescent who has been asked to do too much. The prophecy was the last straw. Can McGonagall do something now? Or is it too late? Trigger Warnings on individual chapters although suicide is a strong theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,645 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
What Regulus Saw by AlexMurray11235 reviews
Regulus saw many things throughout his short life, including the cruelty of the Blacks, the mistakes of Dumbledore, and the horrors of war. Just a short idea I had to get out of my head. Better description to come later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Sirius B., Voldemort, Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Sometimes Shit Happens by Leonhard van Euler reviews
Oneshot: When Harry and Ron see the Ford Anglia for the last time during their second year, they never thought that they would see it again. But now, years later, during the Battle of Hogwarts, the very same car comes to Harry's rescue during his face-off with Voldemort. Inspired by a tumblr post.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I'll Be Okay by Potato19 reviews
Just a little one shot of what could have happened after Ron left during the Hunt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 9,438 - Follows: 7,921 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Speech to End All Speeches by DawgHouse09 reviews
It's a year after Voldermort fell, and the ministry is having an anniversary service. But Harry's done some thinking, and is going to drop some truths on the assembled. It's a short one-shot that is mostly book compliant, aside from the epilogue. Very little in the way if pairings, but hints of Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Her Saving Himself by hostial reviews
Harry Potter's world is dead. Everyone he ever loved and cared for is dead. Fallout from the world trying to rid itself of magic is just too great. Hoping the pain would end he went and walked through the veil only to be sent to save her. GWL Story H/Multi H-HG-FD-NT-OC Lemons, Fem-slash and other kinks. First story. Chapters 1-19 now beta'd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,884 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
You're my Density by RobSt reviews
Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 237,193 - Reviews: 7618 - Favs: 9,172 - Follows: 7,380 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Rise of Dark Lord Diggory by JakOvsumTrade reviews
Slytherin truly is the worst place for a Dark-Lord-to-be to go. Not only would everyone suspect you, but you're housemates, the only people who'd interact with you, are prideful, backstabbing cheats. In other words, the worst followers. Hufflepuff on the other hand...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Cedric D. - Complete
Backward Without Purpose by birdwoman95 reviews
A re-do story full of cliches and cussing. I dislike the Weasley family in general and Ron in specific, so you may want to pass if he's your hero. Adult, Auror Harry is thrown back to his 10 year old body. What does he do? Kick @ and take names, of course. Rating is for the recounting of crimes by a Very Bad Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 389 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
The House of Badgers by phoenixgirl26 reviews
When Harry Potter becomes the forth champion of the triwizard tournament, he makes a decision. That decision changes his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,199 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [Harry P., Susan B.] [Neville L., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by Walter Sobchak reviews
Harry was supposed to have died after defeating Voldemort, but a clerical error grants him an extra two hours of life; two hours in which something occurs that challenges the very fabric of the universe. Join our hero and heroine as Harry argues his case in a celestial court and fights for his right to remain on Earth with Hermione. Post Book 7; ignores epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,799 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A summer day in Little Whinging by Samwise95 reviews
The summer before 5th year, Hermione is staying with her parents and decides to pay Harry a surprise visit! The two of them spend the afternoon together in Little Whinging, but unfortunately, fate never seems to go easy on both of them… or does it? H/Hr romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Death by Nargled reviews
One shot. I'm still confused by the Hallows...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Half-born by Herne reviews
Unable to have a child, Lily Potter makes a deal with a fae, but deals with the fae always come with a hidden catch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,385 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Complete
The Power of an Angry Witch by Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 677 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Lord Potter by Lord Cartwright reviews
What happens when a betrayal from Dumbledore causes Harry to fall into a magical coma before his fifth year causing him to enter his magical maturity before his 17th birthday, what is he going to do about Voldemort and the war. And just who is this Jessica Potter with the dark red hair and green almond eyes. Powerful, independent grey Harry, Harry/OC, slight Dumbles, some bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,802 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Harry Potter and The Revenge of the Goblet of Fire by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
The Goblet of Fire had been enchanted by Salazar Slytherin. A cunningly brilliant, ambitious, devious and diabolical fiendish wizard. And two dark lords thought that they could use it for their own nefarious purposes! Can Hermione help Harry get out of the Tournament? Ronald has a bad experience due to V and his greed, fears and jealousies. MOF Dumbledore HHr NLLL Characters' death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,746 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Black Family Business by Nargled reviews
The war and the trials are over. Draco is finally going to become the Heir to the Black Family. And there's nothing that bloody Potter can do about it. Chapter two added, updated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dolores Meets Her Match by Roff reviews
Harry had about all he could take with the way he had been treated since Voldemort's return in the graveyard. The last thing he needed was Dolores Umbridge for his Defense professor. Things do not go as Dolores planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 196 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dolores U. - Complete
Final Capture of Stalag 13 by dunuelos reviews
A plot bunny I have contemplated since I was a teenager - 30 years ago. I always wondered what the scene would be when Stalag 13 fell to the Allied advance. This is what I think happened. Having just seen a rerun - it just had to come out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/7/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, H. Schultz - Complete
DADA Teacher by Mr. Devilson reviews
Headmaster Potter's experiences with DADA teachers never have been good.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/4/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughters of Fate by McWhite reviews
We all know that Harry Potter is the Master of... wait, Time? How did that happen? And whatever will Death do when she finds out about this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 761 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
tlhIngan maH! by Polydicta reviews
What happens when Harry is exposed to a fictional character with a worthwhile warrior ethos? What happens when Harry and company decide to emulate a fictional warrior race. tlhInganpu, is what. Some graphic death scenes later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,920 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bond by midnight17516 reviews
Set immediately after the events of The Deathly Hallows. After the war, Harry and Hermione find themselves in a strange predicament, and unable to fully get away from it. They have to accept what has happened, and find a solution to their problem. However, neither may want to in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,914 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ginny's intervention by Herne reviews
Ginny is tired of Harry and Hermiones constant arguing over the potions book. Can she help them to stop their bickering before it ruins their friendship? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2016
The Cupboard Series 4: The Fourth School by Stargon1 reviews
The TriWizard Tournament has been revived and the three largest and most prestigious schools in Europe are due to compete - Hogwarts, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. And in a mark of respect, the newest and smallest school in not only Britain but also all of Europe, has been invited to watch. If only things were that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 144,556 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A night of Love by Harry50 reviews
Sixth year. Padma asks Harry to help her with a problem, leading to unexpected results. [Harry/ Padma/ Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,741 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Harry P., Padma P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Triwizard Champions by chris400ad reviews
Fleur Delacour has only known love from her family. But that's all about to change when she arrives at Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,066 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 12/5/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Chance Meeting at the Ink Pot by Teddylonglong reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Dumbledore bashing! Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,004 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
We All Fall After The Yule Ball by Don E. Delivery reviews
Harry's attraction to Parvati leads him to take his Yule Ball preparation much more seriously and his night is changed as a result. Includes an awesome Ron, an interesting Parvati and a drunk Katie Bell. Oh, and what's a Yule Ball fic without a little Fleur Delacour?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,644 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Parvati P.
The Goblins' Son by Teddylonglong reviews
8-year-old Hermione Granger, living near Harry Potter, notices that his relatives don't treat him well and with her parents' help finds a more adequate home for him - on Goblin Island. Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry, pairing HP/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,895 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Undone by Teddylonglong reviews
The Ministry of Magic has come up with some regulations which really need to be undone. Leave it to Harry to enlist the most unlikely members of the magical society as allies. Completely AU, partly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,300 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Wish by the dork knight reviews
Entered into the tournament and feeling abandoned, Harry Potter uses a special wishing stone that had been given to him by a mysterious old woman. What does he wish for and how will his wish change the course of history?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,700 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 5/25/2015
Constant Correspondent by SingularOddities reviews
Hermione and Viktor never stopped writing to each other. After the war they reunite and start rebuilding their lives together. A one shot story EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 101 - Published: 3/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] - Complete
Bite To Eat by XxMeWxX4444 reviews
Harry only wanted to get the greasiest burger he could find and relax for a few hours. He had just got off his latest assignment, so he had earned at least that much of a break, right? Wrong. Death was a slave driver. Master of Death? Most misleading title ever created.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 781 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
The Fundraiser by Jhotenko reviews
Bruce Wayne hosted a fundraiser for Gotham's White Knight, Harvey Dent. An eccentric family by the name of Addams stopped by to enjoy the fundraiser. The Joker decided to gatecrash, intent on having a little chat with Harvey. Between the Addams family, the Joker, and Batman, Gotham's philanthropists may never want to attend another Wayne event ever again.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Joker, Morticia A., Gomez A., Wednesday A. - Complete
Harry, Hermione, and the Tournament by Nargled reviews
It's Halloween. Harry hates Halloween. Can Hermione save him? T for very brief mild swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Match Made at the Ministry by MuggleBeene reviews
Post-Hogwarts AU. A Marriage Law fic for the TLX "Because it's February Writing Challenge." It's the age old question, can Slytherin and Gryffindor get along if the government says they have to, for magic's sake? A slightly crack-fic look at what happens when the Ministry decides it knows best. Government efficiency at it's best. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,316 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Charlie W., Tracey D.] [Daphne G., Oliver W.] - Complete
A Mission, A Rescue, and Therapy All In One by mightymel30 reviews
After the battle with the first, the Scoobies have been drifting apart. Faith, Dawn, and Giles concoct a tracking trip to hunt down a recently on the run nest of Vampires that were trying to end the world. Follow the Scoobies over the seas to a little Island that holds some familiar people.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
Trial of a Legend by Roff reviews
Harry is put on trial for his actions in the war. This one-shot follows my "Potter of Legends" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggle hunting in America by Sammyboy94 reviews
One-Shot: what I think would happen if Voldemort and a few followers went 'muggle hunting' in the United States.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2016 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L., OC - Complete
At Jacques' by The Ghostly Minion reviews
On 2 May, 2013, three women have dinner at the hottest French restaurant in London, commemorating for the fourteenth time someone they can't forget. They have the meal of a lifetime and a revelation which will last all their days. Hurt/comfort. Amelia Bones/Harry Potter, Hermione Granger/Harry Potter, Susan Bones/Harry Potter. Osseous Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Harry P., Amelia B., Hermione G., Susan B.] - Complete
Comfort in his Arms by Avain1991 reviews
After a harsh rejection from Remus. Tonks finds herself crying the night away in #12 only for the least likely someone to come along and show her a great kindness. Rated M for Sexual Situations mainly. This is a Honks story so make sure you really want to see it. Minor Ron bashing. Takes place summer before 5th year. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 393 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Lips of an Angel by Avain1991 reviews
Reposting of a former One Shot. Harry and Hermione have a secret. A secret that could change not only their lives but the lives of their children. Rated M for Sexual content and Infidelity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Trial of a Lifetime by Angel N Darkness reviews
Harry turns his hearing around on those that deserve... Watch as he gets payback on those who have used him, lied to him, and tried to slander his good name... If you don't like Dumbledore bashing then this story is not for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Harry P., Amelia B., Augusta L., Albus D. - Complete
How his destiny suddenly didn't seem so bleak by Avana92 reviews
After hearing the prophecy and losing Sirius Harry is distraught, realizing he can't possible duel Voldemort, until Hermione makes him realize that that isn't necessary at all. Slightly AU and ignorant wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 81 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Tale of a Tail by birdwoman95 reviews
An AU kicking off mostly from where Hagrid picks up Harry, though he's very AU. Some OC, but mostly just independent Harry. No pairings. Rating for some languageish things. Writing is complete, but will add one chapter a week, when I remember to (only 5 or 6 long, can't remember which).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,590 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
Luna's Rebellion by RightingLegends reviews
Luna decides that she has had enough of Fate's plan for her friend Harry Potter, so with the help of family, she decides to help Harry follow a different path.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,406 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Complete
Ups and Downs by Harry50 reviews
It was only two days since their wedding and they had already had three major quarrels and many more minor ones. They still slept together. She wondered for how long. Harry-Hermione-Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hagrid Ruins Everything by BrilliantLady reviews
Hagrid really was a poor choice as someone to introduce Harry to the wizarding world – Harry was very unimpressed with his drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 230 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Guardian Snake by Haugh Wards reviews
Coming out of detention with Professor Umbridge, a darker Harry takes revenge on her. One-shot. Warnings are inside. New chapter added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Basilisk - Complete
Immortally Yours by mondas42 reviews
RE-POSTED! AU - Set during the final book. Harry and Hermione finally admit there love to each other but this has grave and far reaching consequences. It seems that there friend Ron is not all he seems and they face a enemy far more powerful than Voldemort - Oh and he still needs sorting out as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 198,967 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/28/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Apathetic by birdwoman95 reviews
What if, in fifth year, Harry did just that? An independent Harry story with some OOC, no real bashing, but not a big fan of some of the big players. No pairings. Rating for some curse words. First attempt at publishing on this site... we'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,063 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 476 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 962 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Life Support by AwkwardCat16 reviews
Set the summer after OOTP, Harry, drowning in grief and the weight of the prophecy is in desperate need of someone to keep him afloat. Enter Margaret Graham, a perfectly normal, if somewhat introverted fifteen year old muggle girl who finds herself intrigued by her new neighbor at Number 4 Privet Drive. The boy with the beautiful emerald eyes. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Harry P., OC - Complete
It Feels Good To Get A Little Payback by phoenixgirl26 reviews
Harry Potter has had enough, it's time for some payback. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish for by kellineil reviews
What if one horcrux had survived but Voldemort was prevented from returning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Complete
The Only Certainties In Life Are by offsides reviews
Just a little plot bunny/crackfic that would not go away. MoD!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/12/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Challenge by The Ghostly Minion reviews
This is what should have happened at dinner the night of Harry's first DADA class OotP. Note that the first Chapter is my original one-shot I've left up for comparative purposes. CHs 2-3 expand the original and revise it; CH 4 and beyond is completely new material.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Hermione's Offer by The Ghostly Minion reviews
Alternate. The last battle with Lord Voldemort is imminent. Harry knows that he has little chance of surviving. He speaks to the spirits of James, Lily and Sirius, promising to vanquish Voldemort. But he also tells them of his sole regret. However, Hermione overhears and offers a solution. H/H, NL, LL, MM, Poppy P, LV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,127 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Neville L. - Complete
Organized by flowerchild33 reviews
A single smutshot. A handful of Gryffindors get caught by McGonagall, who comes up with a unique punishment. Only McGonagall gets a bit more than she expected. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lavender B., Minerva M. - Complete
Mission: Costume by Qweb reviews
The Barton kids need help with their Halloween costumes. Quick, call the Avengers! An almost too late Halloween story set in my Back Porch universe.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Road Trip by Qweb reviews
A collection of stories about Steve taking a motorcycle trip across the U.S. after the events of "The Avengers." Set in the "A Very Good Team" universe.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Captain America/Steve R.
Meeting the Parents by MayorHaggar reviews
However much Padma might be dreading it, it's time for Daphne to meet her parents
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2015 - [Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
She Worth Ten Of Me by JackPotr reviews
Harry saves Hermione. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 97 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Loophole by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry has been entered in the Triwizard Tournament, but during the shouting match with Ron he realises that he doesn't actually have to risk his life and look like a fool in front of everyone - he really only needs to show up for each task and make a token effort. Single-point-of-departure fic, departing early in book 4. Some text borrowed from J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,394 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,917 - Follows: 3,004 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Potter of Legends by Roff reviews
SEQUEL! It is strongly recommended you read "Legends of Potter" first but not absolutely necessary. Harry continues to increase his knowledge and abilities while helping others along the way. Some interesting pairings for Harry as he dabbles with dating and relationships. The showdown with Voldemort is inevitable. Rated M for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,140 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Ritual of Merlin's Choice by AngelMorph reviews
What if Voldemort had not called for a cease-fire half-way through the final battle? What if the death toll had continued to mount until in the end, Harry stood victorious but alone? What if Harry decided that such an outcome was unacceptable and set out to change things, to re-write the prophesy that had always defined his life? WARNING: not JUST about time-travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,159 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Arthur's Lament by Kedavra Lumos reviews
I blame this entirely on Clell's Big Box of Silliness! Or at least most of it. That rancid meatball last night may have had something to do with it. Meanwhile, it seems Arthur has a problem that he's hoping his Healer can help him with.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Arthur W. - Complete
What is Valentine's Day? by Iesous Darma reviews
An eleven year old Harry Potter has recently discovered the challenge that is Valentine's Day. What could go wrong? Harmony, H/Hr, Harry/Hermione, Cedric/Cho
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Cedric D. - Complete
A Kind Of Hush by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
This is a collection of the random, often one-shot, stories and plot bunnies which traverse the neural pathways of my mind. I hope that you enjoy them. This 'story' will not be added to with any regularity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014
Hedwig and the Angry Snitch by Poetheather1 reviews
Hedwig flies and contemplates life before she is so rudely interrupted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Hedwig - Complete
Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad by Treyven 'The Raven' Corsey reviews
Ginny, though married to Harry Potter for almost 60 years, realizes that he doesn't love her and never has. Song Fic to Meatloaf's classic hit. My first Harry Potter Fanfic :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Ginny W., Pansy P. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 4,043 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Tournament? Triwizard? Sure by Gleas reviews
What if Harry takes things coolly and suggests a small change in the tournament? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Cedric D., Salazar S. - Complete
Bucky Remembers by Qweb reviews
Sometime down the road, when Bucky Barnes has recovered many of his memories, the Avengers use him to learn more about their reticent captain. Not that Cap thinks Bucky is always right. Ch1-Introduction. Ch4-Steve as a Boyfriend Ch5-When Steve said "I Love You" Ch6-What the Future Holds Ch7-"The Dating Game" Ch8-"Pool Hustler" Ch9-"Anchor"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Captain America/Steve R.
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty by senawario reviews
My "Harmonious" take on the classic James Thurber short story. Contains multiple pop culture references but also reflects my age (well past 50) I suppose.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2015
Changed Past by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Auror Harry Potter was hunting a criminal that caused lots of death. Just what he didn't expect was ending in the past, thanks to said criminal's actions. He was never one to sit by while injustice happened, so sitting still until he found a way home wasn't really going to happen. No matter what Hermione had told him about time-travel. One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 394 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6662 - Favs: 13,915 - Follows: 9,584 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Magic Through the Gate by Kallanit reviews
After the war, little has changed for Muggleborns in Britain, so Hermione seeks a place where she will fit in and be welcome. She finds somewhere unexpected, where she can feel useful again. When Harry begins to feel equally displaced at home, due to problems arising from being Master of the Elder Wand, she invites him to join her. For once no Harry or Ron bashing! AU.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,396 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Bookworm by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Few Good Friends by Izzyaro reviews
Bruce is used to waking up alone after a visit from the Other Guy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Ye Olde Dust Bin by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
A collection of ideas in the form of One-Shots that may or may not be developed into longer stories. All that are placed here are up for adoption as ideas to develop. Of course I would appreciate a Personal Memo directing me to your story should you use an idea from here. I rated this M in case the language gets rough which it probably will. SFC CopperHead declares this complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 354,505 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
When My Life Began by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
COMPLETE and updated 9/14/12! This story is an off shoot from "Things That Make You Go Hummm," by Dracom Blade. Totally A/U and hopefully fun to read. Bashes some characters like Bumbles, Molly, Snape, and others. This story is complete and is a Harry with three wives. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo. H/Hr/FD/LL 4/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/29/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Thirty Pieces of Silver by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/16/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Introduction to the Wizard World by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
This is an AU/Fantasy and a bit funny story. It includes a super powered Harry. It does not follow canon. It includes some bashing of my less than favorite canon characters. HP/HG/SB UPDATED: 10/14/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 10/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B.] - Complete
A Revelation by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,673 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,506 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Life Changing Halloween by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
A/U NON CANON look at what could have happened in the Hogwarts 1994-95 school year if Harry had some support in his life that took no crap from certain wizards. A smart, well educated Harry taught by Goblins, Elves, and unnamed Wizards. Main parings are H/DG/LL/FD and NL/HrG. Hopefully there is a grain of humor in here. Minor spelling/grammar changes to all eight chapters: 04/22/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,322 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/11/2012 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Luna L., Fleur D.] - Complete
Exploiting Wizarding Antiquity by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 492 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Harry P., OC, Flora C., Hestia C. - Complete
Redemption by Harry50 reviews
War changes people. Two bullies regret their past and try to redeem themselves, each in his or her own way, yet their ways cross.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,424 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Dudley D., Pansy P.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Back to the World by MuggleBeene reviews
Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 499 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Gabrielle D., Harry P.] Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Night at the Lake by Samwise95 reviews
H/Hr one-shot. Hermione wakes up in the Hospital Wing after she, Harry and Sirius narrowly escaped the Dementor's Kiss. Harry and Hermione use the Time-Turner to try and save Sirius. But there is yet another secret to be revealed that night... will they succeed?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Rather Loony Christmas by MarkusAkerbus reviews
Harry begins to enjoy his evening walks with Luna a little more than he expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Tony Stark and Maria Hill: NOT a Romance by Qweb reviews
Four short missing scenes from Avengers: Age of Ultron — so SPOILERS! Interaction between Tony Stark and Maria Hill regarding who Maria is working for.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Cap's Shield: Versatile in Vibranium by Qweb reviews
Five times Steve repurposed his shield to help the Avengers, and one time he needed it as a weapon. Not as Cap-centric as the description might indicate, because Cap keeps loaning the shield to the other Avengers. The stories take place between CA: TWS and Avengers: AOU, when all the nut jobs come out of the woodwork and the Avengers try to fill the void left by the fall of SHIELD.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Mark by Nargled reviews
The Malfoys are finally on trial. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 28,635 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Promises by durararaaa reviews
Be selfish for once and go out there and enjoy life before finally walking towards the end without any regrets. That was the plan. No one warned him of the danger of meeting new people. Especially if you get a bit too attached to them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,430 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 284 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Complete
On This Night by Lady FoxFire reviews
On the night when the walls between the worlds of the living and the dead, truths that some would like to remain hidden come to light and justice is served
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,253 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 3046 - Favs: 10,473 - Follows: 12,416 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Real Keeper by Xelan reviews
First story to graduate from The Warren. Alt. 5th year. Voldemort is truly dead and Umbridge is not a problem. The Slytherin Quidditch match is upcoming and the regular Gryffindor Keeper is sick. Ron is not much of a replacement, but Harry has a better idea. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 5,505 - Follows: 2,968 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Liquid Courage by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione and Harry are definitely not dating, just living together... but not for much longer if it is up to Ginny. / EWE, post-Hogwarts one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
That's It, I'm Done! by preciousann reviews
Its sixth year and due to the escalating war with Voldemort, the Ministry enacts a Marriage Law. Harry does not approve. This is a One Shot parody/crackfic of the Marriage Law fics with some common clichés thrown in!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,070 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Homecoming by Brennus reviews
After four years working overseas for the shadowy Department M, a world-weary and dispirited Harry Potter returns to the land of his birth. He meets some old friends and makes some new ones, as he learns that much has changed since he left home. AU, a 'Harry never went to Hogwarts' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,439 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Bill W., N. Tonks] - Complete
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,964 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 4,564 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 6/12/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Luna L.] Hermione G.
Prisoner Zero's Birthday by Shahismael reviews
A one shot idea that popped into my head, how secure could you make a prison in the potterverse and then how could you break them out. AU world following book Seven. Not epilogue compliant. If anyone wants to use it as an idea, feel free, just mention where you got the idea from please. No Beta, so if you spot something wrong in grammar or spelling thats my faulty and no-one elses.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4417 - Favs: 9,741 - Follows: 7,209 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Enemies List 2: The Cards They're Dealt by Qweb reviews
What happens to the Avengers and friends when SHIELD is gone? One shots that take place after CA:TWS and Enemies List. Random timeline. Ch9-"Avengers Assemble" Ch10-"Necessary Risks"-Cap's in a building about to collapse and expects Tony to knock it down. Ch11-"Necessary Risks" pt2 Ch12-Welcome Anticlimax - Steve finds Bucky. Ch13-Bucky learns about "Choices"
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 8/2/2014
The Cupboard Series 3: Potter Haven by Stargon1 reviews
After the disastrous events at King's Cross Station at the end of Harry and Hermione's second year, Harry's been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is now on the run. Hunted by the Ministry of Magic and Albus Dumbledore alike, Harry must somehow learn to survive alone while at the same time continuing his magical education.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,820 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prankster by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Sirius Black is an absolute jerk, that is something Marlene McKinnon knew for a fact. A prankster like him would never grow up. Or would he? Written for the QLFC S3 Round 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 1,611 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Scars by Rorschach's Blot reviews
The sequel to my first story in the Scooby Doo fandom, Vietnam. Story can be found towards the bottom of my profile page.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 300 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
Four of a Kind by Qweb reviews
Flying robot sharks. Not a good day for Danny Williams. Good thing he knows someone who deals with this kind of stuff all the time.
Crossover - Hawaii Five-0 & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/7/2015
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Turing Test by Nienna Nir reviews
There's a point at which a machine becomes capable of thinking for itself. Beyond that point is one at which the line between machine and man becomes so blurred that one can no longer tell the difference. When does a machine become a person, and how does that person find their place in a sea of humanity? Part of the Series: Coulson Lives but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,304 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Janus by DawgHouse09 reviews
What if Dumbledore didn't meet Harry when Voldemort killed him in DH? What if things had gone just a bit differently? Rated M for a language and a bit of naughtiness. Probably slightly OOC. Complete and unabashed Harmony!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
I'm Not Dark I'm Crazy by gredandforgerock reviews
AU - Harry defeats Voldemort in fifth year, so why is Dumbledore now dead set on sending him to Azkaban? The lies force him to take matters into his own hands. Now he's after revenge and it starts with the aurors trying to take him to the horrific prison. For some reason Snape is one of he few he doesn't kill. Time travel. No romance or pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Complete
Recursion by losthpfanficwriter reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 269 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Fashion Victims by Qweb reviews
Natasha and Pepper go shopping for dresses. Nothing good can happen. Rated T for violence because Natasha is going to get angry and you wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Pepper P. - Complete
The True History of the Potter Family by annie.nicole2011 reviews
After James Potter realizes the danger his family is in he decides to do whatever it takes to help his son survive. Now he only hopes his son won't hate him. This story will contain Harry/Harem with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,849 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., James P.
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 826 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Broken Bonds by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry is not happy about the adult responce to the Dementor attack in Little whinging. His letter to the order at Grimmauld place has some unforseen consequences some of which turn out quite good for both Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 7,664 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5033 - Favs: 7,525 - Follows: 5,167 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Jealous? by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 297 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Christmas with the Grangers by Argo0 reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,269 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 746 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Heterochromic by Webdog177 reviews
Astoria Greengrass wants to set up Harry Potter with her sister, Daphne. But her plans don't really go the way she wants them to. Not your usual Harry/Daphne/Astoria fic. Rated for some language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 743 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
The Last Betrayal by gwillem reviews
Harry and Ginny are fighting. Hermione gets a cryptic warning from Draco, but no one suspects how far Ginny is willing to go to get 'her' man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,408 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 2,504 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
In Vino Veritas by avidbeader reviews
It started one night in a pub... Post-Hogwarts AU written for the Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society's annual fanfic fundraiser. Harry/Hermione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,435 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mysterious Disappearances by gredandforgerock reviews
Everyone knows the story of the Four Founders of Hogwarts. But why did they name it Hogwarts? Who were these people? How did they meet? And what was the fight all about? This is a story of how Harry found the power he knows not without knowing he needed to. Time travel, AU, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 761 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 2: Hermione's Book Nook by Stargon1 reviews
Even bars on the window, locks on the door and a demented house-elf can't keep Harry away from his friends. The Ministry hearing, though, might be a different story. And then there's that letter from his dad ... A second year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,620 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Transition by whitetigerwolf reviews
After discovering the curse of the werewolf Dracula placed on him is permanent, Shaggy gets a visit from Winnie Werewolf, his former student, to help him with his transition from man to monster. But the now grown up Winnie and Shaggy have some feelings they need to work out. Shaggy/Winnie. M to be safe. One-Shot. COMPLETE.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Shaggy - Complete
Broken by JackPotr reviews
Another one shot that takes place after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,866 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 379 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Different Horcrux Hunt by JackPotr reviews
Things change after Ron leaves. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 338 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
My Dad the Genius, Billionaire, Playboy by savya398 reviews
This is a My Son the Wizard AU. Petunia discovers her sister's journal revealing Harry's true parentage years earlier than in My Son the Wizard. A much more reckless and irresponsible Tony Stark now has custody of his five-year-old magical son. Will he decide to raise him or will it prove too much responsibility for the playboy?Will he turn into the type of father he always feared?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 587 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
His Mother's Love by White Squirrel reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Only You! by potterheadcharles reviews
Harry was unable to save Draco from the fire in the Room of Requirements. When Narcissa comes to check if he is alive, Harry tells her the truth. What happens then? A Harry/Narcissa love story. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 275 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Granger rescue by broomstick flyer reviews
Taken to the black house Harry becomes suspicious of the Hermione he met there. Her attitude was one thing that seemed wrong, but there were other things that he noticed. Things most would not even think about. He needed to make sure and that need led to a new adventure for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 400 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Complete
Savior's End by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
Harry Potter was left with the Dursley's on Dumbledore's orders. Given the way they are, how they behaved, it shouldn't be a surprise when Harry did not manage to live through all they did. Especially when his tired, bound magic finally gave out. But what happened when those hate-empowering curses spread further? One-Shot, AU, Character Death, Dumbledore-Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Complete
Dumbledore's Last Rant by Squirrel of Shadow reviews
One-Shot. Dumbledore is brooding about his plans going wrong and thinking back at the last few years. Quite a lot of things should have gone differently, but Dumbledore was not going to give up, he'd find out where he made a mistake, and then he'd put the little monster back in a leash. Or so he planned. AU, Evil-Dumbles-Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alleged Soul Mates by dukeofpoorplanning reviews
Dumbledore tries (repeatedly) to convince Harry that soul mates exist, and that he has one. Harry's having none of it. Crackfic. Oneshot. Crazy!Dumbledore, sarcastic!Harry. Some language, mention of a broom cupboard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Harry P., Su L.] Albus D., Mrs. Norris - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 444 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 2,568 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4816 - Favs: 7,677 - Follows: 8,329 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
Susan Bones and the Prisoner of Azkaban by joemjackson reviews
What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 274,874 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Prank Gone Wrong or Right? by losthpfanficwriter reviews
The Weasley twins are annoyed by Hermione trying to outdo the memories of Percy as prefect and decide to prank her. Stuck in a closet with Harry, things take their natural course...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 352 - Published: 10/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Animal by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Luna has found an Atlantean Micro-dragon... in the London zoo. Or has she? Story with a Luna/Harry relationship background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lost by arturus reviews
A HP/STNG x-over - A Klingon ship finds a destroyed Federation Science station with a Romulan Warbird in orbit. Their rescue mission takes a mysterious turn and soon they find themselves with a dangerous new enemy. HP/OFC. Set in the STNG universe. Being rewritten prior to posting final chapters (completed Chapters 1 - 4).
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,526 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 4,868 - Follows: 1,562 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spirits Within by Power of Erised reviews
The night that Lily and James Potter died is well known. What no one suspected, or even imagined, was that their spirits remained with their son. Lots of OOC-ness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,816 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,940 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
All sorts by broomstick flyer reviews
Bits and pieces that we either never developed, cut from stories, or simply gave up on. Ideas we lost interest. some similar pieces, parts we have decided to post. If you want to borrow any of them to use then do so with our blessings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,155 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Too Many Dates by fantasy1290 reviews
What if Harry's friends tried to help him out in getting a date to the Yule Ball and he suddenly found himself with too many dates? Hilarity and romance ensues of course. Harry/Multi and eventual harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 195,909 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 3,703 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L., Padma P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 5,202 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Trek by kb0 reviews
During the final battle, Harry gets thrown into a new universe, landing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise-D. This should take place in about "season 4" of ST:TNG, but I'm not going to be strict about the timeline, using things and events as needed.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,125 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 3,765 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Hogwarts School of Child Endangerment and Gross Negligence by megamatt09 reviews
The point where Harry Potter should have taken it as a sign that Hogwarts may be hazardous to your health. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 370 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ritually Yours by Stephen Ratliff reviews
When Harry Potter rescued Hermione Granger from the troll, he didn't expect it to complete a ritual that would give him a real family. Hermione Granger, on the other hand, was doomed to loudly regret that rescue laboring under much pain the next July.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,547 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Message by losthpfanficwriter reviews
What is Luna to do when her husband sends her a cryptic message, but to try to decipher it? Crackfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
Music by The Seven of Us reviews
Something that Voldemort cannot do. Something that Dumbledore cannot do. Something that no one else has ever been able to do. Music: a kind of magic that is widely renowned in every society. One that harms. One that heals. One that lingers in our hearts. Mentor!McGonagall. Oneshot. AU. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
The Split by JackPotr reviews
The Ministry 6 falls apart in their sixth year and Harry moves on and takes the world on without the help of his friends. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Susan B., Amelia B. - Complete
Obliviate and Goodbye by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry finally loses his temper with Snape during his remedial potions lesson, which leads to him discovering some things that have him leaving Hogwarts and taking Hermione with him. But not before he visits Dumbledore to vent some anger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 8,870 - Follows: 5,180 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Away from Magic by broomstick flyer reviews
This little tale is about what happened after the battle of Hogwarts. It is not an exciting tale full of fight scenes or blood and guts. It is just a slow fluffy bit about Harry and Hermione. The Epilogue as I would like to see it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 186 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deaths Master by HPFANGIB reviews
What if Harry became Deaths Master before meeting Voldemort in the forest?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: The Avenger by kb0 reviews
Harry becomes disillusioned with his world after defeating Voldemort and decides to go traveling, ending up in another dimension that's similar but not quite the same as his original one. He makes friends with the Avengers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,538 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Triad Prophesy by Takao1160 reviews
Harry gets beaten and left for Dead by his own relatives. Bella comes to rescue him along with Dobby then Hermione comes to his aid. Then a meeting with the goblins and the fun really begins. This is H/Hr/Bell/OC - Harry Multiple!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,201 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dear Granger, I Hate You by losthpfanficwriter reviews
After the War, Draco finds the new world not exactly as he hoped it would be. He sends a letter to the person he feels most responsible. Letter fic; Quidditch Fan League submission for round 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Padma's Advice by HPFANGIB reviews
Hermione Takes Padma's Advice and gets the boy she wants. (One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Padma P. - Complete
The Search for the Crumple-Horned Snorkack by JackPotr reviews
After the final battle with Luna taking control. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Disturbing Dreams of Delores Umbridge by Captain Compass reviews
What could possibly go wrong with Cornelius Fudge's brilliant plan during Harry Potter's fifth year? Does one dare to think about the happenings in the mind of a certain Senior Undersecretary? A series of slightly (im)possible scenes before Delores Umbridge first stood up in the Great Hall? What do her dreams foretell before she gets to the Welcoming Feast. Will be mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,277 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
Happy Man by HPFANGIB reviews
During 6th year Harry solves a girls boy troubles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Haven by Ares.Granger reviews
Hermione Granger is named Teddy Lupin's guardian in his parents' will. George Weasley finds himself attracted to her but hasn't got over his brother's death (no matter what he says). Ginny and Ron suck, Charlie's awesome, Harry's sweet. EWE? Starts out George/Hermione becomes Harry/Hermione (Don't kill me please)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,792 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
More one shots by broomstick flyer reviews
Another assortment of stories that never got past the initial idea, some are Okay others maybe a little better, I hope you enjoy them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,199 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Little boy and bouilabaisse girl by potterheadcharles reviews
A short little one-shot for 'arry and Fleur. Harry is determined to not be a little boy anymore and Fleur is determined not to stop calling him the same. My second story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 221 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,269 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Vanquisher by potterheadcharles reviews
A one-shot.Harry announces direct war against Voldemort after defeating Dumbledore in the great hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Phoenix Ascending by Takao1160 reviews
This is A/U in the Harry Potter Series. Harry/Hermione and Bellatrix are taken by fate to another realm to fend for themselves. Little did they know that fate had another plan, that involved them being trained to run a world unknown to them. They learn to depend upon themselves for survival and build a world that leaves a legacy far beyond what they understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,365 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Escapes the Crapilogue by JackPotr reviews
Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 456 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Champion by Takao1160 reviews
4th Year - Starts with Harry's selection as a champion. Harry is different he is angry, intelligent, and he absolutely does not want to participate in the tournament. Harry has a secret that he has shared with no one and new Harry is released and the pay-back begins. Strong Powerful - Harry /Fluer/ Daphne - Hermione later in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,206 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 3,914 - Follows: 1,928 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Daphne G. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 1,282 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Over by Jeograph reviews
Harry plods toward his death, toward the Dark Lord to give himself up, to make the greatest sacrifice of his life. Literally, his life. He goes to meet Death... But Death finds him first, and wants to make a deal. The question is Harry, do you think you can make things better? If you could make it all different. Would it all be better?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Complete
Inseparable by Ares.Granger reviews
A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,068 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 5,593 - Follows: 6,449 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beastly Companions by losthpfanficwriter reviews
Remus finds it's not easy being a werewolf, but having friends helps. Especially if these friends can still surprise you after knowing them for years. Quidditch Fan League submission for round 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
If They Escaped the Fire by midwestern sorceress reviews
AU. The war was over before anyone realized it, but it was over just the same - and perhaps nobody was happier than James Potter. Finally, the wizarding world could be rebuilt, and the Potter family and their friends could not have gotten a better ending. They had, after all, escaped the fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Scīenra Cwēna by wedgegeck reviews
Harry Potter elects to take a bit of pride in himself, and in so doing changes the way he views others, and they view him. Fourth Year divergence story. HP/HG/FD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,468 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Definitely Defiant by Nom9de9Plume reviews
The fifth year Gryffindor/Slytherin potions class is in for a rude awakening. One-shot crackfic. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 6,502 - Follows: 2,067 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 9,928 - Follows: 2,839 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Veela Various by Cibbler reviews
A few months after the final battle Fleur's Veela magic choose Harry as her mate. It doesn't quite stop there though, as Hermione Granger is about to find out. H/Hr/F, Harry/Hermione/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,273 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
Harry Potter and the Family Business by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
A summer before 6th year Sirius Black's will changes everything story with a reverse Reptilia28's challenge twist. A callous manipulative Dumbledore needs Harry to freely say the magic words to generously give his inheritance from Sirius to him for His Greater Good. But his abuse of the Dursleys backfires. Big time. HHrLL NLSBHA Chapter 7 Unfinished Business. Many characters deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,039 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Let's Take a Day by Qweb reviews
The day of the Battle of Manhattan was full of drama and danger. The day after was no picnic either...or what happened when Tony Stark woke up with two assassins sitting on his bed. A Very Good Team-fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Beauty of a Full Moon by Ares.Granger reviews
"I do wonder how the magicals of Britain will react when they discover that the 'Boy-Who-Lived' is now the 'Wolf-That-Loves'." Hermione and Harry become werewolves with some surprising results. So surprising, in fact, that their world turns on its head. Takes place sixth year. Harry/Hermione, AU. I find this story hard to give a summary for...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,350 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Fenrir G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Hermione Granger and the Relentless Pursuit by JackPotr reviews
Another one shot dealing with after the war. Too much will spoil it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Captured in the Pasture by The Blind Dragon reviews
Au. One-Shot. Hermione uncovers some information that Harry uses to prank the individual. The outcome was not what was expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Harry P., Aberforth D., Hermione G. - Complete
Enjoy the Fireworks by ChampionOfKratos reviews
At the apparent 'wedding' of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour Harry finally steps out and reveals his knowledge of the betrayals along with a few other secrets to boot, all that's left to do is sit back and enjoy the fireworks. WARNING: Lemons (don't like then don't read), and this fic is (I think) bordering the line between PWP and SWS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 564 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Rebirth by AutumnBelle reviews
George continues to talk to Fred for years after the Battle of Hogwarts. "I've been keeping a secret from you, Fred. Can you believe that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10350 - Favs: 25,193 - Follows: 14,368 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Death's Life Debt by keeperoliver reviews
Harry saw something that led him to finish his quest on his own. He was still able to continue his saving lives abilities. Mrs. Rowling still owns all that is Harry Potter and it's characters. Harry/multi pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,741 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
The Bond Thingy by JackPotr reviews
Just a little one shot I had fun with this afternoon. I can't give too many details as it's a pretty short story. I hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When you wake up Merlin by The Great Wizard Qui Quae Quod reviews
Morgana attacks in the middle of the night. Merlin wakes up and is very annoyed. BAMF Merlin one shot.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Complete
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Dementia On Steroids reviews
As it seems in-vogue to have a file where weird things that fall out of the author's head can reside for your perusal and comment, this is my own personal place to store the weirdness that comes from my brain on occasion. Rated M for possible adult topics
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,316 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 6/26/2008
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 942 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Tea for Three reviews
Harry and Hermione get back together after several years apart, even though he's now the "Master of Death". She'd been removed from Hogwarts by her parents after second year. He takes her to the castle where he now teaches to meet his friend for tea. One shot minor crossover with Discworld.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hooaws and a Duckbill reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oh No! Not Again! reviews
Fun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 9 & 10 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hell Bound Harry reviews
One-Shot An unusual, darkish, Azkaban Harry story. Told entirely first person by Harry, as he answers questions to tell of how he came to be there, and who really killed Voldemort and Dumbledore. Not for everyone: Read notes at start.Rated M language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,619 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Our Turn reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 299 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Only No, But reviews
Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 672 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The I I, I I Harry Potter DoOver reviews
Two weeks after second year Harry wakes up with memories of being much older. He knows what will happen and vows to stop it, to stop Voldemort before he even comes back. But can he get out from under the Dursleys and the MOB? H/HR language and violence AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,084 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Teachers' Pet reviews
Ficlet set in a nebulous time frame to satisfy all the prudes and pervs out there. Strong sexual overtones and innuendo drive this tale of how to cheer up a very unhappy Harry. Harry/multi Just so you know, the apostrophe in the title is correctly placed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Worst Timing reviews
One-shot. What if Harry Potter gave up on life just before receiving his Hogwarts Letter. What would happen to him and what would the repercussions be. Character DEATHS, Dark theme, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The End reviews
PARODY-Humor One Shot One humorous way in which we might have seen a much earlier end of the dastardly depraved dark dink. Rated for language & insanity causing decidedly depraved diabolical content. My sincere apologies if you suffer brain damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Demise of Tom Riddle reviews
Complete One Shot AU DH spoilers. Just one way Riddle might have been gotten rid of a bit earlier than in the series. Takes place near end of DH. Somewhat super powered Harry. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rising Phoenix reviews
A rollicking HHr story of 7th year, which PARODIES many of my favorite authors while telling a fun story of what COULD happen. An Azkaban story, sort of, with many surprises. Oh, and clench your buttocks, it is a sometimes bumpy ride. You've been warned..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 185,789 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Walk in the Park reviews
During the summer after HBP Harry finds his friends have had to leave so he goes for a long walk. An overheard conversation leads to some interesting developments and some new possibilities in his life. Now a WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
Father Xmas reviews
One Shot A lonely fanfic author has an extended visit from a certain jolly old elf. When said author tries to share the stories he's heard from said elf things don't quite go as planned... but the garden looks great.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
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