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Joined 09-02-15, id: 7098444, Profile Updated: 06-23-19
Author has written 6 stories for Sekirei, Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화, Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka, RWBY, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.
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Relic of the Future by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 714,948 - Reviews: 16141 - Favs: 7,059 - Follows: 7,647 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Salem, Team STRQ
Professor Arc II: Headmaster Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 355,097 - Reviews: 5412 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 4,343 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Jaune A.
Service with a Smile by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 413,348 - Reviews: 8532 - Favs: 8,113 - Follows: 8,429 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/8/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 157 - Words: 1,109,953 - Reviews: 16237 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 6,412 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Guitar Huntsman by Vronsurd reviews
Jaune never wanted to be a Hunter. He wanted to be a musician. Partly due to his father, but mostly his own stupidity, Jaune winds up in Beacon, with no weapon. Making matters worse, his teachers think his instruments are badass weapons. Rather than ask, they launch him into a Grimm filled forest, no aura, no landing strategy, nothing but the guitar on his back. JaunexMystery Humor
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 101,819 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 9/5/2017 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Immortal by LaughingLefou reviews
Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,720 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 5,266 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
Please Pick Up Your Banana Peels by Vronsurd reviews
Glynda Goodwitch is pissed. She decides to start a weekly bulletin taking Ozpin, her students, and the world at large to task. No one's safe. No one. She'll bring her wrath down on anyone's head. Formerly called: Glynda's Bulletin.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/27/2019 - Published: 2/23/2019 - Glynda G., Team CRDL, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12505 - Favs: 6,470 - Follows: 6,260 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 4,538 - Follows: 4,659 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Port Chronicles by Vronsurd reviews
Professor Port teaches the boys at Beacon how to be men, enrages Glynda (but its probably just cause she's in the closet), fights a secret war with Salem (total babe), Deals with a jealous Ozpin, and considers settling down-with a real queen. All in a day for the greatest huntsman to have ever lived. Player. Professor. Protector. Penetrator. Peter Port.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 8/29/2017 - [P. Port, Salem] [Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
The Beacon Civil War by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,448 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 2,918 - Updated: 2/24/2018 - Published: 9/2/2017 - Jaune A., L. Ren - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 14,854 - Follows: 13,442 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7884 - Favs: 7,798 - Follows: 7,052 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Unwinnable by LaughingLefou reviews
This year was going to be different. He was going to make some friends, find one (and only one!) girlfriend, become a hunter and make his parents proud! It would be easy, right? All he had worry about was Grimm, a group of psychopathic criminal masterminds, international politics and most sinister of all...his own Semblance? Avoiding a harem has never been this hard...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,803 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 4,086 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Jaune A.
A Game of Well-Endowed Battle Freaks and Test-Failing Pushovers by thisissupposedtobeblank reviews
Sahashi Minato - world class wimp and virgin with no self-confidence. But one single year away from home can change someone, and while the ronin still may be weak-willed around women, he still has brains, and he's actually willing to use them. And with hot alien girls trying to both get in his pants and kill each other off, he'll need everything his little grey cells can muster.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,684 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Minato S., Yukari S., No. 88/Musubi, No. 105/Benitsubasa
Escaping Umbra by Taryn Myst reviews
No matter how far you run and hide, eventually problems both new and old will catch up to you. In a city on the cusp of chaos, Nara Shikamaru is about to get a rude awakening as to how far he can flee from his problems.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Shikamaru N.
Devil Among Devils by King of Plot Bunnies reviews
Same story, a different Issei. Warnings! Extremely OOC. Grossly Overpowered Issei. Gary-stu Issei. Plot? What's that? Characters from other series shamelessly inserted in an awkwardly random manner. Harem, of course. DISCONTINUED/ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,641 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [H. Issei, Rias G., Raynare, Gabriel]
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 9008 - Favs: 8,756 - Follows: 5,264 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Why Minato's Life is Interesting by lord of the land of fire reviews
A collection of amusing little scenarios and scenes from the world of Sekirei.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 7,721 - Follows: 4,650 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
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At War with Nature reviews
I wasn't strong enough to protect Orario, and as a result the city crumbled and died, vanishing in a sea of flames, everyone I'd ever loved following soon after. I did gain the necessary strength eventually though, but by then it was far too late. So when an opportunity to go back and do it all again presented itself, I took it, and this time, strength would not be an issue.
Dungeon ni Deai o Motomeru no wa Machigatte Iru Darou ka - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,114 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,330 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 4/23/2018 - Bell C., Hestia, Liliruka A.
Irregular reviews
Issei Hyoudou was a normal boy, living a normal life, and then one day a beautiful, not-so-normal, red-haired girl quite literally crashed into his life. Deciding to follow her up the Tower was an impromptu decision, but not necessarily anything new. He'd always been chasing skirts after all; and was pursuing a girl through a multitude of dangerous trials really all that different?
Crossover - High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/26/2019 - H. Issei, Rias G., A. Asia
Surrounded by Flowers reviews
When it came to girls, Minato had always been a bit of a doormat, which was understandable considering his uncompromising mother and dominating sister. But with hot alien women trying to get in his pants one moment and waging war against each other the next, he's really going to have to step up his game if he wants to make it out of this messed up battle-royale alive.
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/6/2019 - No. 09/Tsukiumi, No. 108/Kusano, No. 03/Kazehana
Hiding in the Wolf's Den reviews
So far, life had always been remarkably normal. Sure, I had a few embarrassing stories from childhood, but nothing too outrageous. It came as a bit of a surprise then when suddenly, somehow, I ended up at Beacon academy; the sole human stuck in a school populated by a colorful variation of supernatural beings known as faunas – a sheep attending a school for wolfs.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/26/2018 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Ruby R., Cardin W.
An Eight-Way Bond reviews
It's said that: 'Everything is allowed in love and war.' Shioon knew war. Having to defend a weakened clan from utter destruction, oh, he knew it all too well. Love on the other hand… not so much. Being practically flung into the Sekirei plan, head first, he's about to learn the meaning of the word… the embarrassing way. ShioonXHarem.
Crossover - Sekirei & Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 6/13/2016 - No. 01/Miya A., No. 02/Matsu, No. 07/Akitsu
Giving Life a Second Try reviews
He'd taken Zahard's head with his own two hands but at a far too heavy price. They were all dead, every single person who'd fought alongside him were long gone. But with Zahard's death a new path revealed itself, past the 134th floor. Few get a second try in life, to correct past mistakes, which was why the 25th Baam was going to make the most of this opportunity. (Time travel.)
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/17/2017