CrystalOfEllinon
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Joined 11-27-04, id: 710767, Profile Updated: 11-05-11
Author has written 38 stories for G. I. Joe, Doctor Who, and A song of Ice and Fire.

I am twenty-three, and engaged to a wonderful if slightly cracked man. This is fine, as I have it on good authority that I am more than a little crazy myself.

I take Tang Soo Do classes twice a week, and have for more than ten years now. I met my fiance' in Tang Soo Do, and this works well as we can work out any relationship disputes on the sparring floor. I firmly believe that this is why we very rarely fight off of the sparring floor.

I enjoy writing if I have the time to do so, and would like to get some of my original stuff published someday. In the meantime I am working on a BA in Criminal Justice with a specialization in forensic science, work as a security officer and traumatize my coworkers with my plans for the inevitable zombie apocalypse while attempting to get myself hired by a police department.

I have a serious, almost crippling obsession with G.I. Joe, in particular the comic canon pairing of Snake Eyes and Scarlett. I have a possibly unhealthy obsession with Storm Shadow, which mainly stems from the fact that that I would like to tie him to a bed and do awful, terrible, filthy, kinky things with him. I unashamedly refuse to acknowledge the deaths of certain characters (coughLadyJayeDocJunkocough). I also happily admit to being a trekkie, a star wars fan, a Lord of the Rings nerd (BEFORE the movies came out!) and pretty much an all around gigantic hopeless geek. I am very proud of this fact.

If you want a story, go ahead and request it. If my muse takes to an idea, you may get your wish. Then again, you may not. I am prone to fits of inspiration followed by long periods of writers block, so it may be some time before any words are actually produced. I also don't do slash, so don't even waste your time asking. Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, G.I. Joe, X-men, Firefly... I know all of these fandoms backwards and forwards, so ask away. I am fickle when it comes to parings, however, and am not likely to write a piece paring a couple I do not like, even if the paring is canon. I will not break up canon couples as a general rule in my fics, even if I don't like them, but you can't make me write hawt smut about them. You are warned.

If you want to, you can look me up on twitter. http://twitter.com/CrystalEllinon. Most of it involves me BSing with some other authors.

My current avatar picture is me minutes after I finished kicking people in the face. Martial arts for the WIN.

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Vigilante by Karama9 reviews
Storm Shadow has been with GI Joe for about two months. He still has issues, and one surfaces with a vengeance. Mature subject matters within. This is not a light story. One-shot.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Storm Shadow - Complete
First Blood by Karama9 reviews
A very ferocious plot bunny that I had to take care of. Shortly after joining Cobra, Storm Shadow finds himself having to kill to protect the Commander, for the first time. Not a light story, but I had to write it. One-shot.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
Dehydrated Ranger: Just Add Water by willwrite4fics reviews
After a week in Death Valley, Beach comes back to the Pit, only to be put right back on duty out in the heat. Unhappy Rangers sometimes do strange things. I don't own GI Joe, I don't make money from writing. Please Enjoy and Review!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Complete
Moonlight and Adamantium by LilLolaBlue reviews
Joke’s on Me prequel.Wolverine’s gone to the Great White North to forget one redhead mask & finds another. Harlequin’s an NYC girl in a jam who's mad, bad & dangerous to know. Are they going to make beautiful trouble together? You better believe it, bub.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 76,808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan
Death of a Master by Karama9 reviews
A short story in three parts exploring the events immediately following the Hard Master's death from the perspective of the Soft Master and He Who Will Eventually be Known as Snake Eyes. Set in my usual AU Light as these are former Arashikage bonuses.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Complete
Joes on Vacation by willwrite4fics reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,413 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Topography by Totenkinder Madchen reviews
There are so many things that nobody but Scarlett can see . . . S/SE, introspection with drama and romance elements. T for some language and adult implications.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Synchronicity by Kneazle reviews
AU 'Human Nature.' Instead of 1913, the TARDIS falls through the Void and lands in Rose's alternate world... but the Family are close behind, and things won't be easy for everyone involved... a Dr/John SmithxRose Reunion!romance and adventure.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,770 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
Taetra Mussala by Krin reviews
[On hold] Jak's two years of torture, a more scientific take. OCs are Taetra Mussala and Slitter. Ties into Studying the Unloved. Rated for, well, torture.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,734 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
Reconciliation by shdwanna reviews
After they escape from the dungeon, Scarlett and Snake Eyes must deal with what happened there. (SPOILERS ISSUE #3)
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2002
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Game of Joes reviews
Because of COURSE I have to write another piece of completely ridiculous and over-the-top crossover crackfic. Warning; SEVERE AU ahead, though everyone will stay in character. M for violence, cursing, sex, and other fun adult activities!
Crossover - G. I. Joe & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 7/29/2013
The Serpent Incident reviews
Yeah...this may be one of the nerdiest crossovers ever written. Rated M to be on the safe side, because, well, I'm writing it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,369 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/24/2012 - 10th Doctor
User's Guide to Storm Shadow reviews
Congratulations on your purchase of a new STORM SHADOW unit! Not responsible for injuries.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Storm Shadow - Complete
User's Guide to Billy reviews
So you've purchased a new BILLY unit from JOE INC! We recommend reading this manual before product activation. Not responsible for injury or death from improper product use.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
In Over Her Head, or Storm Shadow the Goblin King reviews
A teen girl tries to write a crossover between Labyrinth and G.I. Joe. Unfortunetly for her, you probably shouldn't give ninja cosmos-changing magical powers, and the Joes have never really played by the rules. Crackfic. Thanks to Tinysprite for the idea.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011
Kyuushuu Shuraba reviews
Dark. Deals with adult topics. The title means, as far as my limited Japanese can tell, "Bitter Enemy's Scene of Carnage" So...yeah. This is the fic alluded to in Karama9's fic "Vigilante," which you should go read RIGHT NOW.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Storm Shadow - Complete
Switching Sides reviews
Yet another story from me involving ninja GASP! Storm Shadow, as we all know, has jumped sides more than a few times. Well, how did the Joes first react when the man who's job description used to be stabbing them started working with them? M to be safe.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010
Brotherly Love reviews
A sort of companion piece to "Ninja Spirits" by Karama9. Dying doesn't always guarentee that the mistakes you've made in life are forgiven. T for mild cursing, implied character death, and people getting punched.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Yabba Dabba Joes reviews
Crackfic. Time travel, pop culture refrences, cursing, and oh yeah Joes shooting dinosaurs. M for swearing. Lots of swearing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,007 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Vendetta reviews
In which the Arashikage clan gets really, really, REALLY pissed off. Gratuitous violence ensues. Lots of stabbing. Don't mess with ninja families, okay? Won't end well for you. Smut will also probably happen. Enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,656 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
Research Paper reviews
Another Twitter plot bunny slain. One of Psyche-Out's professional papers. Ninja sex is mentioned.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Psychological Warfare reviews
A plot bunny slain. Thank Twitter for this, and Willwrite4fics, who gave me the bunny. Psyche-Out has a hard time with some of his patients...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Hong Kong Throwdown reviews
A cobra plot, ninja, ninja fights, people getting shot, Snake Eyes and Scarlett fraternizing, and requested scenes. Enjoy. M for language, violence, and sex.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,120 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010
Good Life reviews
A pure fluff piece that wouldn't get out of my head. T for ninja nudity and minor cursing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Burn reviews
There is more than one way to have your face set on fire. Also, your throat, stomach, intestines...you get the picture. T purely for safety.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Arrows Addendum reviews
A sequil one-shot requested by Karama9. Ninja showing off and getting laid within, as ordered.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Rooftops reviews
A requested piece by General Zargon, centered on Kamakura and Snake Eyes. I've finally gotten my brain to cooperate with a few of my requested pieces...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
Disarmament reviews
A plot bunny that has tormented me relentlessly. Maybe it'll shut up now. M for language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
PT Amusement Day reviews
A requested piece. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow contribute to BeachHead's high blood pressure at PT. T because Beach tends to use naughty language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Complete
Drinks and Irritation reviews
A requested piece for General Zargon. T for alcohol consumption, references to sex, and mild language. Also, ninja torture. Mwahaha.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Give a Ninja a Drink reviews
Because apparently a lot of people want to see me torture Tommy some more. Sorry, Storm. T for alcohol consumption.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Bad Day reviews
A mission goes south, and one of our dear ninja does NOT have a good day. M for language and violence. Lots of violence.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Arrows reviews
Jeez, anyone reading my fics would think that I really, really hate the Joe medics...which I don't. Still, this time around they've got Storm Shadow to deal with. Sorry, guys.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,215 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Clans reviews
Kamakura gaets himself into a bit of trouble...very ninja centered, because I am obsessed with ninja. I cannot help this and do not want to anyways. A requested story for General Zargon.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Shrapnel Sorrows reviews
BeachHead ends up on the wrong end of a grenade. Doc and Lifeline are going to have a very loud, very grumpy problem for a little while. Sorry, Beach, but if you didn't play with high explosives this sort of thing wouldn't happen. M for language.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
Drive Thru reviews
A piece of pure silliness...written for willwrite4fics. Enjoy. M for language, because BeachHead and Covergirl like swearing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Apprentice the first reviews
Yet another story involving Doc pounding his head against the wall...General Zargon, this is for you. Enjoy Kamakura vs. medics.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Duty as Usual reviews
COBRA is plotting, Beach Head has PT, Scarlett and Snake Eyes are fraternizing, greenshirts are traumatized, military engagements are met, and Storm Shadow might even get a little action *nudge nudge, wink wink* . It's duty as usual. SE/S, Stormy/OC
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,572 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Complete
Sabotage reviews
A piece requested by one of my favorite muses...if anyone else likes it, hey, bonus. Face punching, snack runs, ninja getting lucky and apprentice torture.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Pessimism reviews
Siobhan has tried very hard to piss off Snake Eyes over the years, but when she succeeds in the very worst time and place she realizes that, maybe, angry ninja aren't as much fun to stare down as she thought.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Well, you asked for it reviews
Apparently I can write a OC that isn't completely despised...and several people-Like twelve; I can't help but feel flattered, I'll admit-have asked for a fic with more of her in it, so somewhat reluctantly here it is.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Hippocratic Oath reviews
A plot bunny that's been refusing to leave me alone...Carl Greer had to discover that ninja make the worst patients at some point. Rated M because I am categorically incapable of writing a SE/S fiction without some sweet sweet lovin' in it at some point.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
Frat Regs reviews
Another prize ficlet that you can thank aloneforvalentines for...and HOLY CRAP! I WROTE A FIC RATED T! for alcohol consumption, btw . Hawk doesn't care about frat regs...but some others do, and how does he deal with them?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Cabin Solitude reviews
Scarlett and Snake on leave at his cabin...Prize ficcy, as promised! You can all thank aloneforvalentines for this, for answering my quiz question correctly, for choosing Scarlett for me to write for, and for having me post this publicly.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Silence in a helecopter reviews
Another drabble that has been absolutely refusing to leave me alone, so I relented and let it have its way with me. Very very much M rated. Smut. Pure smut. Enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Brain Bleach reviews
Duke gets traumatized by his teammates...and yes, I am in fact completely incapible of writing any fic rated less than M.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2009
Massage Therepy reviews
Fluffy SE/S goodness. Snake Eyes has a GOOD night...and yes, this may, in fact, induce cavities if proper brushing techneques are not observed after reading. I shall not apoligize for this fact.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Escapism reviews
Something that has been bouncing around in my head for awhile...Snake Eyes and his exploits must provide some high-class entertainment for the rest of the Joes. Some mild SE/S. Violence within, you are warned.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2009