Author has written 38 stories for G. I. Joe, Doctor Who, and A song of Ice and Fire.
I am twenty-three, and engaged to a wonderful if slightly cracked man. This is fine, as I have it on good authority that I am more than a little crazy myself.
I take Tang Soo Do classes twice a week, and have for more than ten years now. I met my fiance' in Tang Soo Do, and this works well as we can work out any relationship disputes on the sparring floor. I firmly believe that this is why we very rarely fight off of the sparring floor.
I enjoy writing if I have the time to do so, and would like to get some of my original stuff published someday. In the meantime I am working on a BA in Criminal Justice with a specialization in forensic science, work as a security officer and traumatize my coworkers with my plans for the inevitable zombie apocalypse while attempting to get myself hired by a police department.
I have a serious, almost crippling obsession with G.I. Joe, in particular the comic canon pairing of Snake Eyes and Scarlett. I have a possibly unhealthy obsession with Storm Shadow, which mainly stems from the fact that that I would like to tie him to a bed and do awful, terrible, filthy, kinky things with him. I unashamedly refuse to acknowledge the deaths of certain characters (coughLadyJayeDocJunkocough). I also happily admit to being a trekkie, a star wars fan, a Lord of the Rings nerd (BEFORE the movies came out!) and pretty much an all around gigantic hopeless geek. I am very proud of this fact.
If you want a story, go ahead and request it. If my muse takes to an idea, you may get your wish. Then again, you may not. I am prone to fits of inspiration followed by long periods of writers block, so it may be some time before any words are actually produced. I also don't do slash, so don't even waste your time asking. Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, G.I. Joe, X-men, Firefly... I know all of these fandoms backwards and forwards, so ask away. I am fickle when it comes to parings, however, and am not likely to write a piece paring a couple I do not like, even if the paring is canon. I will not break up canon couples as a general rule in my fics, even if I don't like them, but you can't make me write hawt smut about them. You are warned.
If you want to, you can look me up on twitter.. Most of it involves me BSing with some other authors.
My current avatar picture is me minutes after I finished kicking people in the face. Martial arts for the WIN.
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