Author has written 39 stories for G. I. Joe, Doctor Who, and A song of Ice and Fire.
I am twenty-three, and engaged to a wonderful if slightly cracked man. This is fine, as I have it on good authority that I am more than a little crazy myself.
I take Tang Soo Do classes twice a week, and have for more than ten years now. I met my fiance' in Tang Soo Do, and this works well as we can work out any relationship disputes on the sparring floor. I firmly believe that this is why we very rarely fight off of the sparring floor.
I enjoy writing if I have the time to do so, and would like to get some of my original stuff published someday. In the meantime I am working on a BA in Criminal Justice with a specialization in forensic science, work as a security officer and traumatize my coworkers with my plans for the inevitable zombie apocalypse while attempting to get myself hired by a police department.
I have a serious, almost crippling obsession with G.I. Joe, in particular the comic canon pairing of Snake Eyes and Scarlett. I have a possibly unhealthy obsession with Storm Shadow, which mainly stems from the fact that that I would like to tie him to a bed and do awful, terrible, filthy, kinky things with him. I unashamedly refuse to acknowledge the deaths of certain characters (coughLadyJayeDocJunkocough). I also happily admit to being a trekkie, a star wars fan, a Lord of the Rings nerd (BEFORE the movies came out!) and pretty much an all around gigantic hopeless geek. I am very proud of this fact.
If you want a story, go ahead and request it. If my muse takes to an idea, you may get your wish. Then again, you may not. I am prone to fits of inspiration followed by long periods of writers block, so it may be some time before any words are actually produced. I also don't do slash, so don't even waste your time asking. Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, G.I. Joe, X-men, Firefly... I know all of these fandoms backwards and forwards, so ask away. I am fickle when it comes to parings, however, and am not likely to write a piece paring a couple I do not like, even if the paring is canon. I will not break up canon couples as a general rule in my fics, even if I don't like them, but you can't make me write hawt smut about them. You are warned.
If you want to, you can look me up on twitter. http://twitter.com/CrystalEllinon. Most of it involves me BSing with some other authors.
My current avatar picture is me minutes after I finished kicking people in the face. Martial arts for the WIN.