*IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT*

Hi everybody! Want Tawnykit to write a story for you? For any fandom (familiarity depending), any pairing, any topic, whatever that you want? Then QUICK! Follow this link: http:///381084.html

It's a special meme where you can give me prompts and I'll actually write them (eventually)! Everyone is welcome, from old friends to people I've never met before. A LiveJournal account is not needed, since you can leave anonymous comments. I'd prefer if you could give me some sort of moniker, so I can say who I wrote it for when I post it, but you don't have to if you're not comfortable doing that.

Spots are limited, apply now.

(End of announcement, we now return you to your regularly scheduled profile.)

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here...

...If you've already abandoned all hope, please disregard this notice.

Well, hello there. It would appear that you have stumbled upon my corner of the wonderful webpage known as FanFiction.Net. I pity you, really, but since you're here, you might as well stay awhile.

If you were wondering about me . . . Well, I live somewhere on the muliti-colored planet known as Earth, north of south, east of west, south of north, and west of east. I am about, oh...yea high and have brown-ish hair that comes down to just below my shoulders. I was born sometime after the fall of the Roman Empire but before the turn of the century. My current fandom is CCS and TRC (specifically SxS in all its incarnations). If you didn't understand that, that's okay; I'm sure you're a swell person, anyway. My current career choice is to become an evil dictator and conquer the world. Failing on that, I shall fall back on Plan B (the study of legless reptiles), Plan C (the study of large felines) and/or Plan D, a writer.

However, I highly doubt that you came here to hear about me. If you were interested in that, you would have gone to my LiveJournal. I talk about myself more than enough there. If, indeed, that was your intended destination and you merely misread the map, I might kindly suggest that you pack a flashlight, for as my eyes are light sensitive I tend to keep things rather dark there. Thus equipped, you should follow this link, to wherever it takes you: http:///profile

Oh, I can't help myself. Have some more links. This one's to a community a friend of mine started, for writers anywhere. Come ask for tips, have people read samples, and complain about Writer's Block to your heart's content: http:///dwanks/profile

All that said and done, I think it is time to get to the probable reason you are here, namely my stories and story information. The latter is immediately below; for the former, I'm afraid you shall need to scroll down a tad. There's quite a few on the drawing board, though I only list two or three at a time -- I spend too much time with my head in the clouds and not enough in front of my keyboard -- but I'm sure I'll get to them all eventually. I've all the time in the world, after all.

Good day and good night to you, traveler; may you find whatever it is you are searching for.

Current Stories (updated as of 8:21 pm Eastern Standard Time, 8/26/11)

All Yu Gi Oh! fics: Temporarily put on hold until I can drudge up more enthusiasm for finishing them. 4Kids really killed the series for me, I'm afraid. Please note that I am not dropping them. I'm just setting them aside for a while. A very, very long while. Eta: I'm seriously contemplating tackling Let Loose the Dogs of War again. Don't hold your breath, though. I'm not going to post anything until the story's done (so that people don't have to wait too long between updates) so even if I start working on it again, the possibility of an update any time soon is very small.

Take Me Dancing: Updated 3:17 pm EST, 9/25/09. I'll re-read the series eventually and add more, I'm sure.

Point Blank: Updated 5:52 pm Eastern Standard Time, 2/21/06. Yeah, nothing coming for this any time soon.

On the Drawing Board (updated as of 8:19 pm Eastern Standard Time, 8/26/11)

Title: Take Us the Foxes
Summary: "Mercy never gets you anywhere."
Rating: T
Genre 1: Suspense
Genre 2: Crime
Category: Anime/Manga - Death Note
Character 1: Light Y.

Working Title: [untitled]
Summary: Working on it. For a friend's prompt, "P is for perfidious."
Rating: T
Genre 1: Suspense
Genre 2: Romance
Category: Cartoons - Avatar: The Last Airbender
Character 1: Mai
Character 2: Zuko

Working Title: [untitled]
Working Summary: "AU. Mal ain't rightly sure how he ended up with a boat full of crazy people with mind tricks and laser swords, but he knows one thing for sure: They're on his crew. He'll keep them safe."
Rating: T
Genre 1: Sci-Fi
Genre 2: Supernatural
Category: Crossover - Firefly and Star Wars
Character 1: Mal
Character 2: R. Tam

I'm also considering continuing Coming Storm -- I left several points intentionally open so that I could return to it if I wanted. As of right now, it is a one-shot, and I make no promises, but don't be surprised if I add something to it now and then.

Cheers, y'all.

...I shall die as I have lived:

Completely surrounded by morons.