Sweetly Sarcastic
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Joined 11-28-04, id: 711401, Profile Updated: 08-21-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Tetris, and Solitaire.

I wish I had synesthesia; it's just so cool to contemplate tasting colors (it's just a fun concept).

I wish I didn't have insomnia; the only cool thing is that I get to call myself an insomniac (it's just a fun word to say).

I love rain boots more than anyone has a right to love inanimate objects.

Hippopotomonstrosesquppedaliophobia is the coolest thing ever because it's the fear of long words. Zob is also a cool word because all your teachers will tell you "Zob is not a word!" but it is! So is abecedian. I collect strange words.

I like to write, but I don't get to do it often. Sometimes, I feel like an artist when I write. I wish I could be a real artist. I also wish I could be a doctor. I don't have the hands for either occupation, though. So I'll stick to writing, and hope I improve.

I'm old enough to know better but young enough not to care.

I really should have more of a profile, considering I've been on this site forever.

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The Coolest Girl reviews
Tonks was the coolest girl in the world, according to Charlie, age 4. And still at age 34. It's just that everything else he feels about her changes in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [N. Tonks, Charlie W.]
The Odd Life reviews
They were fighting. Again. Of course they were, because that's what they always did. But the odd thing was, he was never fighting her so much as he was fighting himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ridiculous reviews
It was ridiculous. Her life, her situation, how she was acting. But luckily, ridiculous was right up his alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Strangled with Tulle reviews
She's hormonal. He's deranged. If they loved each other any less, they would have killed each other very explosively. Collection of funny, sad, and just completely random Dramione one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,981 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Games reviews
He was a Tetris piece. She was the Queen of Hearts, stuck in never-ending games of Solitaire. He loved her desperately, but knew no one could ever love a lowly little Tetris piece. Possibly the most ridiculous things I have ever written.
Crossover - Tetris & Solitaire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete