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Joined 11-28-04, id: 711401, Profile Updated: 09-27-15
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Tetris, and Solitaire.

Everyday daydreamer, occasional writer

Complications by damnedscribblingwoman reviews
He regarded her in silence for a few seconds. He had not known where they stood after coming back from summer break, but they had quickly fallen back into their old pattern of making out in secluded areas of the castle whenever they could find the time. He had no doubt - and he knew she didn't either - that it was a bad habit, but it was a bad habit that he had grown rather fond of
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,063 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Laws of Marriage and Exes reviews
Hermione proposes to her ex to satisfy the Marriage Law. It goes... poorly. It doesn't help that her ex is Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Five Stages of Veela Mating reviews
There are five stages to Veela mating. The last one is mate or die. Given his mate is Hermione Granger, Draco fears that for him it'll be the latter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,074 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/18 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Coolest Girl reviews
Tonks was the coolest girl in the world, according to Charlie, age 4. And still at age 34. It's just that everything else he feels about her changes in between.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [N. Tonks, Charlie W.]
By Every Other Name reviews
You could tell their story in the names he calls her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Odd Life reviews
They were fighting. Again. Of course they were, because that's what they always did. But the odd thing was, he was never fighting her so much as he was fighting himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Ridiculous reviews
It was ridiculous. Her life, her situation, how she was acting. But luckily, ridiculous was right up his alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Strangled with Tulle reviews
She's hormonal. He's deranged. If they loved each other any less, they would have killed each other very explosively. Collection of funny, sad, and just completely random Dramione one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,981 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Games reviews
He was a Tetris piece. She was the Queen of Hearts, stuck in never-ending games of Solitaire. He loved her desperately, but knew no one could ever love a lowly little Tetris piece. Possibly the most ridiculous things I have ever written.
Crossover - Tetris & Solitaire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Complete