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Joined 11-29-04, id: 711772, Profile Updated: 05-05-08
Author has written 5 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter.

Oops-4/16/08

So I said I had all of these other fics in the works that I would post. Well...it is true, but this one kind of jumped up and bit me. It's my first real attempt at any overt humor, so we'll see how it goes. It's JPLE, and I might be willing to take any suggestions about where the story should go since this is really the first time I've posted before finishing everything, excepting my first fic which is comatose and in all likelihood dead.

Dionysus-12/17/07
My first ever slash. What else can I say? Umm, I kind of said everything about it already in my AN, but whatever. I got the idea during English class when my teacher was prattling on yet again about Pentheus and Dionysus in Euripedes The Bacchae. Actually, I was going to incorporate the idea into my longer fic, Confessions of a King, that I'm currently working on about the Marauders while they're at school, except that story is a lot darker and the Dionysian Sirius just doesn't quite mesh with the Sirius I need for it.

Misery-
I really don't have much to say about this one. I actually finished it! YAY!! Lately I've been on an odd pairings kick, so I may write another SSNT just for the sake of it. No promises though. I, personally, love the canon pairings; however, I find them boring to read, so I am adding to some of the more eclectic relationships.

Living Dreams-
It seems like I've put this story on a permanent hiatus. I keep trying to get back into the mood, but I think that ship might just have sailed. I would really, really like to finish it though, if only for all of you have fallen in love with it.

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Rowan's Secret by Owlbait reviews
Begun preHBP, now AU, but will be completed. Severus believes he has his double role under control, but Dumbledore thinks it is becoming too dangerous. Rowan, a 7th year student with a crush on Severus, falls victim to the ensuing events. NCsex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,175 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Severus S.
Adventures with Aurors by unlikely2 reviews
Post war. Being an Auror is really not a glamorous occupation. Parallel world after HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,064 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/30/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
Chronicle of Darkness by Lynx Klaw reviews
Events after Dark Fury totally rewritten. TCoR my way. JackRiddick. Jack remained on Helion. After five years, Riddick returns... this sets a series of events in motion that neither could have foreseen. Rated M for language, violence, adult themes, etc...
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 281,360 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - [Jack, Riddick]
Yes, but by aestel reviews
An irreverent, but in character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories! AU since HBP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,040 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 439,010 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual by First of the Geeks reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13560 - Favs: 7,809 - Follows: 6,490 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Million Years Ago by freudian fuckup reviews
It was just a physical thing, a boy thing, a sex thing. It had nothing to do with his friend, the one he’d fight and bleed and kill and die for, because friends simply didn’t do the things they were doing except for when they did .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
And Baby Makes… Four? by overchay reviews
Lily desperately wants a baby, and James is willing to oblige. Sirius, however, likes things the way they are. This will span from the threesome's first time together up through November 1, 1981. [ JPLESB slash, het, AU. ] No spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Under The Table by Lady Bracknell reviews
Sirius persuades a reluctant Tonks to take an even more reluctant Remus out for a drink on his birthday. Will there be a spark of something other than mutual annoyance between them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,183 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A 12 Step Program by FalseEyelashes reviews
12 steps. 12 steps, and you can cure alcoholism, sex addiction, a love of coke, an uncontrollable rage or that hatred within yourself. 12 steps and you can dance in reverse, fall apart and watch the carefully constructed fabric of your life unravel. And i
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
House of Cards by Lady Bracknell reviews
After a night’s drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus’ bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,399 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
only if you by sloanandmoist reviews
How far will Tonks go in order to scare someone away?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,428 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Severus S., N. Tonks
What If by Sparrow reviews
DN. Daine didn't meet Ouna,ends up in another part of Tortall & hides her looks with a pendant.Visiting Numair c her with AND without pendant, thinking she's 2 DIFFERENT persons.He wants ugly her as a student & WORSE, wants beautiful her romantically!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,571 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 7/15/2003
A Walk in the Rain by Dragon and the Wild Mage reviews
I really get into Daine and Numair's heads in this new fic in which they confess their love in a different way. How did it happen? Just blame the walk in the rain. WARNING: OOC
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,464 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Lingering Ghosts by Himura Seraphina reviews
Two years after the Immortals War Tortall is slowly moving forward, as are Daine and Numair. When duty sends them the village Daine fled six years ago, she must fight against drowing in her past and hold on to her future. COMPLETE edited
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,296 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Spirits Cry by Wild Magelet reviews
Daine Numair. Warning: fluff ahead! :) A new kingdom has been discovered, but it's the new wild mage who's really creating a stir! Daine's worried, Numair's jealous, and trouble is brewing...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,135 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004
Irulan by Darma Druid reviews
Irulan is an unusual princess born in unusual times. Her unusualness will change Middle Earth and, starting with a certain elf, the hearts of many forever
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,417 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Legolas
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Oops reviews
JPLE; Lily thinks she saw something she thought was between Remus and Sirius but no one else seems to share her thoughts. At least not yet. Not until she brings James Potter in on the whole plot and things just escalate from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Dionysus reviews
mild slash RLSB “And you got my pants wet,” Remus sighed melodramatically with a glimmer of humor hidden in the corner of his eyes. He fought valiantly to keep his lips from curling.“Maybe you should just take them off, then,” Sirius purred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Misery reviews
NTSS. “And so the sweet, beautiful maiden finds it in her golden heart to love the bitter, vicious beast. Forgive me, Miss Tonks, but I fail to see the humor of this story.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Living Dreams reviews
Things are always different in the past.People grow and change. When Daine is thrown into the past, she sees people she knew as they once were. Will Numair save her from his past, or must she save herself? Does she want to be saved? ROTG & DN with a twist
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,151 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Flawed Perfection reviews
Rating for safety. Meetings between old loves always bring out a different side of us and cause us to act in ways we cannot even begin to understand. Numair and Varice are no exception. FINISHED
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete