Author has written 6 stories for Gundam Seed, Fullmetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, and SWAT Kats.
About the author
Sir FM "Boron Fugitive" Jacquet was born in St. Paul in 1927, the only son of a family of wealthy vodka-farmers. By age twenty, he had authored twelve books, seven of which were turned in pornographic parodies while another three were made into a line of novelty t-shirts. By age thirty, Jacquet had become the most celebrated author in the United States. His books never garnered a single bad review, though observers largely attributed this to his tendency to assail critics in their homes with tennis rackets. Sadly, his career was cut short at the age of thirty-five when he drew the ire of Tommy "Raging Font" Bopensera, the feared literary critic and part-time crime lord, who had Jacquet assassinated by midget hitmen during a stay at a local monastery. Reportedly, as he lay bleeding to death from forty-six stab wounds to the ankles, Jacquet reached for a nearby champagne bottle and uttered the last words "Well, I've heard poorer excuses to drink."
(Extra Credit: Send an e-mail to email@example.com telling me what the FM in my name stands for and you will recieve 5 extra credit points on this exam. These points can be redeemed after the exam for sexual favors.)
Favorite Poem: And Death Shall Have No Dominion by Dylan Thomas
Here's a couple of wisdom quotes:
"Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two equals four. If that is granted, all else will follow." -Winston Smith, 1984
"If time and space are curved, where do all the straight people come from?"
"A true friends stabs you in the front." -Oscar Wilde
"Win fairly if you can, but win." -My great-grandmother
"Drink! Feck! Arse!" -Father Jack Hackett, Father Ted
"I cannot imagine what is worse: To think that we may have invented God, or to think that we may have invented Satan." -Moi
Note: If you ever wonder why I don't put diclaimers on my stories, it's because you know as well as I do that I don't own any of the characters from Gundam Seed, Wing, or any anime for that matter! I think that to put that disclaimer on there is insulting to the intelligence and reasoning skills of the reader! Sod the disclaimers! Stuff the corporate big-wigs!