FM Jacquet
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Joined 11-29-04, id: 712038, Profile Updated: 08-13-10
Author has written 6 stories for Gundam Seed, Fullmetal Alchemist, Rurouni Kenshin, and SWAT Kats.

About the author

Sir FM "Boron Fugitive" Jacquet was born in St. Paul in 1927, the only son of a family of wealthy vodka-farmers. By age twenty, he had authored twelve books, seven of which were turned in pornographic parodies while another three were made into a line of novelty t-shirts. By age thirty, Jacquet had become the most celebrated author in the United States. His books never garnered a single bad review, though observers largely attributed this to his tendency to assail critics in their homes with tennis rackets. Sadly, his career was cut short at the age of thirty-five when he drew the ire of Tommy "Raging Font" Bopensera, the feared literary critic and part-time crime lord, who had Jacquet assassinated by midget hitmen during a stay at a local monastery. Reportedly, as he lay bleeding to death from forty-six stab wounds to the ankles, Jacquet reached for a nearby champagne bottle and uttered the last words "Well, I've heard poorer excuses to drink."

(Extra Credit: Send an e-mail to telling me what the FM in my name stands for and you will recieve 5 extra credit points on this exam. These points can be redeemed after the exam for sexual favors.)

Favorite Poem: And Death Shall Have No Dominion by Dylan Thomas

Here's a couple of wisdom quotes:

"Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two equals four. If that is granted, all else will follow." -Winston Smith, 1984

"If time and space are curved, where do all the straight people come from?"

"A true friends stabs you in the front." -Oscar Wilde

"Win fairly if you can, but win." -My great-grandmother

"Drink! Feck! Arse!" -Father Jack Hackett, Father Ted

"I cannot imagine what is worse: To think that we may have invented God, or to think that we may have invented Satan." -Moi

Note: If you ever wonder why I don't put diclaimers on my stories, it's because you know as well as I do that I don't own any of the characters from Gundam Seed, Wing, or any anime for that matter! I think that to put that disclaimer on there is insulting to the intelligence and reasoning skills of the reader! Sod the disclaimers! Stuff the corporate big-wigs!

Don't Hurt Me by sense-less143 reviews
In a battle, Kira got injured badly. In result, he was captured by ZAFT and became a prisoner. YAOI fic. KiraxAthrun fic. Torture fic. Drug fic. Angst fic. XP
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/29/2004
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The Killing Game reviews
On a warm summer night, Jake Clawson is smuggled onto the shores of the Megakat Republic. His mission: Assassinate Ulysses Feral and bring down the Aryan Alliance Police State. Based upon the book K is for Killing by Daniel Easterman.
SWAT Kats - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006
Red Dawn reviews
The sequel to Iron Storm. One year after the destruction of Ulen Hibiki's time machine, a young scientist attempts to change history for the better. His noble intentions, however, yield results far worse than he had ever imagined.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Athrun Z., Kira Y.
Ripples of War reviews
Based upon one of my favorite novels, How Few Remain. When the Second Mexican War erupts in the United States, it's not long before its effects reach the shores of Japan.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
To End All Wars: First Front reviews
The threat of war between Drachma and Amestris looms as Drachma attempts to annex Isbhal.(Rated M for graphic descriptions of war, violence, language, and sexual references).
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005
Homeland, My Homeland reviews
CE 81. Ten years have passed since ZAFT's victory in the war. Phil Zavey is a talented but disillusioned homicide detective investigating an increasingly strange murder. Rated M for language. Please send me your input.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005
Iron Storm reviews
It is 1942. Hitler has landed troops on American soil. The only thing that stands between him and world domination is a pair of gundam pilots misplaced in time. Rated M for language and violence.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,499 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete