Tekken is teh sex
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Joined 11-29-04, id: 712156
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Tekken.
-NOTE- I currently have writers block. It happens to the best of us T_T
I have decided to completely redo my profile
I don't ff.net's formating thing. (is hit with lightning bolt)
IT'S THE NEW AND IMPROVED TEKKEN IS TEH SEX! HUZZAH!
ahem
Alright so here it goes:

STORIES:

Underneath the Pale Moonlight - on hiatus
I'm sorry peoples. I was writing it! I was! I can't find the papers I was writing the second chapter on! I AM LOOKING ;_;
It's about Sakura and Sasuke's marriage. Apparently people liked it. This has baffled me.

Ode to Jin - complete
It's just a little poem I made at school about everyone's favorite (but most certainly not mine) Tekken character, Jin. It's stoopit.

Ode to Rock Phoenix/Joaquin Lee - complete
Another poem inspired by a picture my friend made. Hee hee.

Head Trauma - in progress
A little story about Kazuya in a hospital and the adventures he has in there. I'm currentlystarting the twelfth chapter because that's how committed I am. I'm sorry for the delay and the longtime for an update, but, man! I know what I want to write, but to write it is hell (OMG A SWEAR!) So I'm sorry for the lateness of my update.
Also, in the cast thingy... I spelled Bryan's name wrong. T_T I'm sorry, please forgive me.

One Last Chance - in progress
GAH! This just came to me in class today and I only have the prologue up. It's an AU! Kazuya is some sort of cliche dark prince thing and since he's been taken by the devil, he feels there is nothing left for him, until he meets a mysterious girl. Bound to be good eventually!
I'M SORRY I STARTED ANOTHER STORY! I CAN'T HELP IT! T_T

Anniversary - complete
Seeing that is was only the shortest one-shot known to man, yes, it is complete. It's about Jun and Kazuya's anniversary. Yei? Poems included! Hilarity ensues! Hopefully! The poem is (c) my vousin (not a typo)or FalseReality27. Talk to her about the poem, not me.

I might be making another story... possibly involving ANGST! It's another JunxKaz story because I am currently obsessed. It will be another AU type thing and Kazuya's gonna' be 23 while Jun is seventeen (and illegal, poor poor Kazzy :D )

Is it just me or does the Honmaru song in Tekken 4 sound like Tekken porn music? Hey, it was just a thought! I just thought it sounded like it (hehehe). -- someone needs to answer me about this, because "people" think I'm going crazy a.k.a. my mom.

Did you know there is a word 'twelvemo'? I looked it up. And I STILL don't know what it is.


Any suggestions you may have please feel free to e-mail me. Any requests? I will do them too so long as I know the actual story. I know the following plots of junk:

Naruto
Tekken (I will only do JunxKaz if it has anything to do with that sort of subject. That means no JunxOther person besides Kazuya and no KazxOther person besides Jun. I don't know if I'd be able to make a XiaoxJin or anything involving Jin because I don't like Jin. Hwoarang... eh. I just haven't gotten into his character but I might be able to do something with him in it. YOU PEOPLE DRIVE ME CRAZY WITH YOUR JIN LUST!)
Castlevania
Final Fantasy (nine and ten mostly because those are the ones I finished... okay, I'm CLOSE to finishing ten. I WANT FFVII FOR THE PS3!)

thinks

thinks some more

Tuxedo Gin (it's so adorable!)
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Ranma 1/2
Inu-Yasha
Chobits (maybe...)

I'm sure there's more but I can't remember right now.

anyway my e-mail is dani.the.leopard@hotmail.com

And if you just want to tell me how good my stories are (pshh, dream on self) you can contact me too!

YEI!

Ha. I wanted to say this because I am desperate. I do have a website that no one goes to (probably because it's a crappy website). It's dedicated to my luff for Tekken and it's kinda' pretty. I put music on a couple of the pages! XD But, yeah, it's not that impressive. I WILL be if some of you wonderful peoples submit tekken fanfics I could put up in there and maybe some fanart? I don't want to just steal without permission because you never know how people are.
It even has a chatroom (imagine that). If I'm ever on you can ask me questions or just chat (my name will almost alwaysbe JunKazama).
The website is www.freewebs.com/screaming_fangirl and it's kinda' currently on haiatus as well xD;;

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Thirty Corrupt, Thirty Pure by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
A series of unrelated short stories and drabbles written for the "30 Themes for 30 Kisses" challenge. Some anime-based, some game-based, with the rating different for every story, yet always KazuyaJun. New Themes: 11, 21
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,947 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 2/4/2005
Darkness within by jaganshing reviews
The story behind Jun Kazama giving in to Kazuya Mishima and his darkness within. Chapter 19 up!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,464 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Jun K., Kazuya M.
Sanctuary of Seven by angel puppeteer reviews
/SasuSaku/ The only feeling of real loss is when you love someone, more than you love yourself./UNDERGOING REPAIR/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,363 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Salvation of the Devil by Sado reviews
Fear, rage, anger, vengeance, misery are all the emotions Jun feels brewing in the 2nd KOIF tournament. But what is it about the mysterious Kazuya Mishima, locked away in the shadows, that she feels drawn to so powerfully?
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,230 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006
Neji Over Angsts Some More by remuus reviews
So says Neji in his never-ending quest to angst, "I SHALL OUT-ANGST YOU ALL" Now with 10 percent more depressing poetry!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
In A Moment of Weakness by AngelKougaeri reviews
Oneshot songfic Jin and Kazuya! Please RR! D
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Wedding, The by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Neji and Sakura’s fantastical, fraternal, fabulous adventures in marriage. Sakura … what are you doing with that kunai?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fireplace Chronicles by nomdeplumage reviews
A series much better than my other Naruto series in which there is lots of suggestiveness and um... children are born frequently?
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005
well aren't YOU special by aikoh reviews
COMPLETION. When Sakura gets a bracelete sealed on her wrist, she gets a curse. Now every person of the opposite sex that Sakura meets eye to eye is in love with her! But there is a catch, no matter how understanding the female is, every one of them will
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
The Red Box by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
light NaruSaku, oneshot, when Jiraiya's gift to Naruto somehow gets passed on to Sakura, Naruto wishes for a miracle to get it back from her, but should he worry?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mishima Christmas Caroling by Cherie Dee reviews
Fic challenge involving Jin, Kazuya, and Heihachi.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2004
A Fine Line by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Questionable Motives by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
SasuSaku, oneshot, Now that they are all older and on their own, Sasuke finds that his willful hermitlike behavior has only driven Sakura away from him. . . and into the arms of someone else! Not if he can help it. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
As Evil Lay in the Arms of Purity by gwendy reviews
Left with no purpose in life after Jun releases him from the bonds of Devil, Kazuya decides to end his life only to create a new beginning for himself. Set after Tekken Anime Movie and a sequel to "As Purity Lay in the Arms of Evil". Jun x Kazuya fiction.
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,760 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004
I don't like you by Kerrie-chan reviews
[NejiSaku oneshot] Neji doesn't like to lose, but he's finding that in the presence of his pretty, but stubborn fiance, he just keeps losing over and over.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Burn by sharingank reviews
I never wanted to want you...I never wanted to need you...I never wanted to love you...But I do. NaruSaku oneshot...rated R for mature themes...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Playground or a Park Bench by Kerrie-chan reviews
[KibaSaku] Kiba and Sakura learned the hard way never to piss off the genius child of their group. It might just turn ugly Dedicated to Kaz
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Masking Tape and Paintbrushes by sharingank reviews
Naruto has a mishap with masking tape, and Sakura decides that their house needs to be repainted...will Naruto ever be able to read his reports? NaruSaku fluffiness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
As Purity Lay in the Arms of Evil by gwendy reviews
Jun returns to her beloved forest of Yakushima after a traumatic battle in the second Iron Fist Tournament. In her solitude, she finds an unexpected company, one that she couldn't deny. A Jun Kazama and Kazuya Mishima fic. R & R!
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,975 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004
The Butterfly by Tea Leaf reviews
Life is never easy but for some, its worse than others. Broken and being poisoned from the inside, Sakura has become the butterfly floating on the edges of reality. [complete, MF]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,794 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Sakura H. - Complete
One Chance by evil-dragonfly reviews
What if Jin got a chance to live with Jun and Kazuya as a family? Read this. It's cool!
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
Shattered by Cherry Whisper reviews
Kazuya is a depressed twelve-year-old child who has nothing to live for. But when he meets a girl named Jun Kazama, he questions the meaning of life itself. This is a story about their experiences growing up together from childhood to adulthood.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003
Simple and Clean by Goddess-Isis-112 reviews
[REWRITE] Sakura relinquishes her love for Sasuke, finally taking notice of Naruto's love for her. But things don't turn out as simple as she expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Misadventures of Tekken by trungkazama reviews
Its a funny story, just read it Please!! R&R!!! R&R KAZUYA GETS A CONTRACT TO MAKE A SERIES OF MOVIES CALLED PEKKEN, RATED VS FOR VERY STUPID. THINGS GET STUPIDER!!! LING IS PREGNANT AND JULIA IS GETTING MARRIED. A LOT FIRE AND FAINTING!!R&R!!!
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,364 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002
One Day In A Year by Kukkaistytot reviews
The Tekken crew is celebrating Jun's birthday. Karaoke, games and, in the latest chap, presents. *The final chap is uploaded!*
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
When Worlds Collide by M. Mishima reviews
A look at Tekken 2, from Kazuya's Point of View (featuring Jun, Lee, Lei) Visit the following URL for additonal fanfics or the entirety of When Worlds Collide at: http://welcome.to/TheMishimaCompound
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2001
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Head Trauma reviews
This is just a stupid little story that I made up just now. It will be funny I promise! Kazuya woke up in a hospital, becomes quite attracted to his nurse, his father tries to pull the plug on him, and more! Rating changed due to a certain chapter
Tekken - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
Anniversary reviews
Oneshot story about Kazuya and Jun's anniversary if they had gotten married. Because I know they didn't. Therefore they live in sin. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
Tekken - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Complete
One Last Chance reviews
AU:Kazuya is a dark and lonely man ruled under the power of the evil Heihachi haha, he's a ruler!. Taken by the Devil, he believed no one could save him. But can this mysterious girl just be the one? KazxJun because I never write anything else.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Ode to Joaquin Rock Lee Phoenix reviews
A bad bad BAD poem made by yours truly. It was inspired after my friend made a picture. I'm gonna' try to see if I can put the link up... I doubt it but I'll try. WARNING! Really bad poem.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Ode to Jin reviews
Just a random poem I came up with was during class and I was VERY bored. Jun writes a poem to Jin even though she's dead. RR love ya!
Tekken - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Underneath the Pale Moonlight reviews
SasuSaku. Rated PG for a reason. Sakura and Sasuke had been married for months now and Sasuke reflects on his past with Sakura as well as other marital issues X.x... ONESHOT. well, supposed to be...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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