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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Kuroshitsuji, and Web Shows.

Hiya! Im Kitty and I like Knives!

Im on Harry potter, Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Twilight (sadly), Criminal Minds, X-men (all of them ;), sometimes Frozen, Rise of The Guardians, Kung Fu Panda, World of Warcraft, League of Legends, League of Angels, Gosick, OHSHC, Kuroshitsuji, Aoharu x Kikanjuu, Lord of the Rings and a few more that might have currently slipped my mind.

SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT!!! : MOST/ALL OF MY FANFICTION IS POSTED OVER ON LIVEJOURNAL AND ARCHIVEOFOUROWN UNDER A SIMILAR NAME SO IF YOU WANT TO READ THEM GO CHECK OVER THERE. I have been posting on Livejournal for a very long time and there are heaps of fics over there so I really can't be bothered to re-post them on . If you are looking for slightly (substantially) darker Fics (suicide, slavery, rape, etc..) go check out my account on ArchiveOfOurOwn as I usually post there due to the looser guidelines (restrictions) that they have.

Stuff about me:

Gender: Female

Orientation: Abrosexy panro

Pottermore username : Lucietta (used to be RunePhoenix15969)

Star sign: Libra

MBTI: XNTP (It fluctuates)

(Hogwarts) House: Slytherin - cunning, ambitious

(Ilvermorny)House: Horned serpent - Favors scholars

Patronus: Thestral

Wand: Sycamore wood, Phoenix feather core, 12 and a half inches and surprisingly swishy flexibility

Ships I sail and my favourite plot bunnies:

Harry potter ships -

OTP= Hermione/Fred, harry/twins, scorpius/Albus

harry/luna, harry/lucius, Lucius/hermione, Hermione/bill, Hermione/Snape, Snape/Anyone remotely good-looking (except for Lockheart...no wait, on second thought...) Ginny/Lucius, The old and cliche'd dramione, and the even more cliche'd drarry and NO ONE/Dumbledore (the mental image of Dumbledore paired to anyone makes me sick, all of that extra, jiggly, baggage! *shudder)

plot bunnies -

Any GOOD animagus fic MoD Harry, really powerful harry, Crime Lord Harry, or abused and rebel harry - ones like harry is adopted into mafia or is the heir of the founders etc.; the good old veela/werewolf love - especially when the veelaness is a secret and only has a few weeks to mate otherwise it will die bought as a slave to save them from a mean owner; abused snape;

Big bang theory:

OTP= Sheldon/Leslie

Sheldon/penny; Sheldon/Alex; Sheldon/OC


sheldon helping penny through her breakup; fake marriage to make parents happy and ANY mafia/CIA sheldon fics! love the badass!


OTP: Sherlock/Jim or Sherlock/Mycroft

john/Sherlock (duh), only well-written Sherlolly and finally, any pre-established Oc/Sherlock that is secret (coming out fics).


any wingfics, fics with cat!lock, basically anything cute, long and good falling-in-love fics, secret relationships, secretly nice Jim pining/unrequited love (especially Sherlock angsting after married!john) mary whump/bashing/dead!mary I guess dead!mary is canon now #DingDongTheWitchIsDead



plot bunnies

literally every single vanilla tag on the Phanfiction catalogue Phancest Zucchini!phan QP!phan jealous/sad/lonely/cuddly/cinnamony dan/phil/both AUs where they are not Youtubers Like teachers and store owners and musicians and shit


OTP: Bella /Marcus

bella/jasper, Jasper/Edward


Bella is an ancient and made the volturi; anything with bella growing a spine. basically any superpower bella but not written completely oc Best Friends to lovers


OTP=Sebastian/Claude, Grell/William/Undertaker,

Ciel/Alois, Alois/Hannah, Claude/Hannah, Sebastian/Hanna, Sebastian/Grell, Sebastian/William, Undertaker/anyone

neko fics unrequited love/ pining fics crack fics Hannah is cool fanfics Undertaker!centric


OTP= Kyouya/Tamaki

Tamaki/Nekowaza, Kyouya/Nekowaza, Haruhi/Mori, Hikaru/Kaoru, Hikaru/Kaoru/Nekowaza, Hikaru/Kaoru/Kyouya, Kaoru/Kyouya.

pining/unrequited fics angst fics coming out fics fluffy fics Nekozawa is cool fanfics

Criminal minds

reid/anyone - omg he's so cute! Reid/Remy (X-men), Reid/any angel from supernatural, Hotch/anyone - seriously? do you even have to ask? and Reid/OFC or OMC


Magic!reid, prostitute!reid, CIA/Millitary !reid, exboyfriend!reid, ex!wife/husband!reid, player!reid, BAMF!Reid, just any fics with reid kicking ass or surprising the team, any coming out fics: gay, girlfriend, wife, kids, etc; prostitute reid to pay off bills; unsub reid, mutant!reid and only really good reid!whump because I don't like seeing my badass spencey as weak.

Also, my favourite plot bunny for all fandoms is of course, wing!fics : main character suddenly sprouts wings or has them revealed.

SUPER DUPER IMPORTANT!!! (in case you missed the notice at the top)

: MOST/ALL OF MY FANFICTION IS POSTED OVER ON LIVEJOURNAL AND ARCHIVEOFOUROWN UNDER A SIMILAR NAME SO IF YOU WANT TO READ THEM GO CHECK OVER THERE. I have been posting on Livejournal for a very long time and there are heaps of fics over there so I really can't be bothered to re-post them on . If you are looking for slightly (substantially) darker Fics (suicide, slavery, rape, etc..) go check out my account on ArchiveOfOurOwn as I usually post there due to the looser guidelines (restrictions) that they have.

Thx for reading this to this end if you were bothered. virtual cookies for you all!

Now for some lolz ;P

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead??!!!” “Woah, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he

was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the

car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.”

“What a horrible way to die!” “No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered

in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up.

He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.” “What

a way to go, that’s terrible!” “No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing,

he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all

the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.” “Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries

to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his

skin off him.” “Man, what a way to go!” “No no, he survived that, he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots

the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and

electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him.” “Now that is one awful way to go!” “No no, he survived that…”

“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?” “I shot him!” “You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?” “He was wrecking my house.”

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone

and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's

dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

J. P. Buttafucco, the tomato millionaire, died and went to hell. Upon his arrival, an assistant demon took him on a tour of the four rooms in which

he could spend eternity. The first room was full of men standing on their heads on a brick floor. J. P. decided against this one. The second room was

full of men standing on their heads on a wooden floor. J. P. thought this one looked better, but decided to see the other two rooms before making a choice.

The third room was full of men standing on their heads on mattresses. This looked more promising, but J. P. still wanted to see the last room. The fourth

room was full of men standing knee deep in raw sewage and drinking coffee. J. P. thought that the stuff that they were standing in was disgusting, but he

decided on this room because of the coffee. No sooner had the door closed and locked behind him when another assistant demon called out, "All right,

coffee break's over. Everyone go back to standing on your head."

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Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 482,934 - Reviews: 8560 - Favs: 11,315 - Follows: 5,817 - Updated: 1/30/2021 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Inked by I'm Nova reviews
Rewrite of the series (going off canon after Hiatus) within a soulmates AU. Having your soulmate's name inked on your skin doesn't make life easy in any way. M to keep my options open, but I don't know if I'll earn it. Third installment for the Let's Write Sherlock trope bingo challenge, prompt soulmates.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 200,444 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/20/2019 - Published: 8/20/2014 - John W., Sherlock H.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4975 - Favs: 15,661 - Follows: 16,243 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 4,673 - Follows: 5,149 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Harry P., Sebastian M.] Ciel P., Undertaker
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Day Kyoya Snapped by C.Queen reviews
Tamaki is complaining again and finally snapping Kyoya tells his best friend a lot of things Tamaki doesn't want to hear...as well as a secret Kyoya's been carrying for three years.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 3,956 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
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Homework completed only in the face of life-threatening circumstances
Dil turns out to be as adept at procrastination as his daddy.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2017
Lissome your presence (beside me in my heart) reviews
Serendipity (/sɛr(ə)nˈdɪpɪti/) ;the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way. A piece evoked by the beginnings of an era. (implied phan, fluff, and a queerplatonic relationship if you squint hard enough)
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2017 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
T is for reviews
For a long time, the mystery that was the T in William T. Spears' names was pondered by a certain Death Goddess. (Well, not 'that long', but still) Short DRABBLE, hints of GRELLIAM fluff
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2016
Snape can Fly? reviews
THIS IS AN INFORMATION REPORT NOT A FANFIC! Hehehe that'll probably drive most of you away so I'm not offended. Just a short expository essay discussing Snape's leap of glory in chapter 30 of Deathly Hallows. SPOILERS! (duh..)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Severus S.