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Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
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How to Dream by turtlewexler reviews
Severus has been hidden away since the end of the war, held in an enchanted sleep. Less than a day after finally rejoining the land of the living, he ends up trapped in the body of Neville Longbottom. Working with Hermione Granger to set everything right proves to be less frustrating than anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,354 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 16h - Published: 8/27/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Harry Potter and the Physical Adept by HaikenEdge reviews
The direct continuation of Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts, in which cyberpunk-influenced, tabletop RPG-loving Harry Potter continues his life in and out of Hogwarts. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Violent!Harry. Book 2 in Harry Potter and the RPG Influence. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,061 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D.
For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble – Für Hogwarts: Ein Regency-Spiel by wine witch
Nach dem Krieg hat die Hogwarts-Schule für Hexerei und Zauberei finanzielle Probleme. Spezialangestellte des Ministeriums Hermione Granger ist mit einem Helferteam vor Ort, voller Ideen zur Geldbeschaffung, und Schulleiter Snape hat gegen ihre Anwesenheit anscheinend Einwände. SS/HG, HDT-konform ohne Epilog. Übers. aus dem Engl. v. "For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble" von Subversa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,949 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 12/26/2019
End of the Road by DarkPhoenixAscending reviews
Harry/Draco slash. Ignores epilogue. So much has happened since Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and everyone is just trying to move on with their lives. Ginny knows she needs to end things with Harry. But how will he take the news? Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Neville L.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hermetic Arts by HaikenEdge reviews
Harry Potter discovers the Player Handbook for Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition after experiencing accidental magic and realizes he may have magic. Directed to a hobby shop, he develops his own style of magic based on tabletop RPGs and comics. Then, he gets his Hogwarts letter. Dark!Indie!Sarcastic!Paranoid!Pragmatic!Harry. Rated M for language and graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,781 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Fay D. - Complete
Far From Over by RosePond reviews
The War is over and Hermione Granger and her friends are returning for their seventh year (properly) at school, but not all old prejudices have been put to ground with the death of Voldemort. Not to mention a certain Slytherin is determined to prove that his past won't define his future, and he's decided that associating with one Hermione Granger is the way to accomplish that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2019 - Published: 10/30/2018
Crash, Pull by suliswrites reviews
A gift written for Scorching Summer Fest on AO3, in August 2019. Prompt: "Hermione Granger was simply taking a walk on what she thought was a lonely, isolated beach. Her respite comes screeching to a halt when she happens upon an equally isolated, contemplative Lucius Malfoy staring off into the sea..." OneShot. Not your typical beach romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/20/2019 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Cigarette Daydreams by HoplessAndWandering reviews
Snape is assigned guard duty on Privet Drive one summer, and he finds Harry engaged in an activity he would never have expected. (No Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2019 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Poison Garden by turtlewexler reviews
Upon finding herself thrown back in time to 1987, Hermione decides to befriend a young Potions Master. He has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 93,286 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/20/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Eileen P., Charity B. - Complete
Addiction by BookWorm624 reviews
After suffering serious injuries on a routine patrol young Legolas finds himself struggling with a frightening dependency that threatens his life. As he spirals downward his family must quickly uncover his terrible secret before it is too late. Plenty of H/C, angst, fluff and good ada Thranduil! WARNING: WIP, AU, OOC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,946 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC
Future Imperfect by Vitellia reviews
Draco Malfoy has had his life turned upside down by the shifting sands of Time not once but twice. Will history repeat itself, or will the third time be the charm? Sequel to Present Imperfect, and the final installment in this time turning trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Draco M., Lucius M., OC - Complete
Road To Solace by AelysAlthea reviews
The first time was an accident. The second time, too - mostly. The third time was stretching the truth a little, but Harry was prepared to stretch just as much as he needed. The fourth time? Even he couldn't pretend anymore. [FULL SUMMARY WITHIN]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,678 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/18/2019 - Published: 4/22/2019 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Teenage Kicks by Soupy George reviews
Sirius just needed to nut up and tell Remus, because if he didn't, he might go insane and die. Or, less dramatically, and more likely, mope about his flat eating chips and scowling for the foreseeable future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,891 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/15/2019 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
The Plans Conclusion by GoldberryGal reviews
Sequel to A Change In Plans. The story continues from Harry and Draco's fourth year at Hogwarts, towards a conclusion that will shake the wizarding world of England to its core. Drarry. Sev Adoption. description may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,871 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/4/2019 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Voldemort
Laer o Faen by Eirian1 reviews
A near fatal encounter with the Serpents of the North leaves the Greenwood the Great's queen with but one choice, one that cost her own life, but she makes a promise to her beloved King, born of a love that has already lasted through more than an age of Middle Earth, and remains the only hope to warm a heart fallen behind a wall of despair. (Mingled Movie/book canon. 1st - 4th Age)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,586 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/26/2019 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Elvenking Thranduil, OC] Elrond
When You Touch Me by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 47 (Notification) posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 72,674 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 3,171 - Follows: 4,365 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry's bringing his boyfriend home to meet his parents. It goes about as well as can be expected. AU with James and Lily alive and well, no war, no Voldemort, no angst...basically no canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/25/2018 - Harry P., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Hurt and Heal by Cassis Luna reviews
They say that everybody who gets out of Azkaban comes out a little mad. After the war, Draco Malfoy spends three months in Azkaban. He just wants to go insane in peace, but Harry Potter finds that he, inexplicably, still can't leave Draco alone. Eighth year, post-DH, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/24/2018 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I want to Snape you like an animal by DesertC reviews
Hermione falls for Neville's boggart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,159 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 1/15/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy had a Wand Fight in the Bathroom by petulantpages reviews
If, when Draco begins to cast Crucio, Harry reverts to his days defending himself from Dudley rather than whipping out a spell he'd never used before, what would happen? Oneshot. Smut. PWP. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/6/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
At the Headmaster's Discretion by DesertC reviews
500 points from Gryffindor! The largest single point deduction in Hogwarts history. Headmaster Snape is determined to make Hermione Granger earn the points back . . . the hard way. But the big question is 'Why'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,207 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Room of Reconciliation by DesertC reviews
Lucius Malfoy plays matchmaker with Severus and Hermione at his annual Malfoy ball. And leaves them in a locked room.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/18/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
Falling Slowly by Constance1 reviews
When Harry sacrificed himself at the Battle of Hogwarts, his conversation with Dumbledore went a little differently than he let on to everyone. He was allowed to come back - but only for five years. Harry kept the secret for two and a half years until eventually confessing the truth to none other than Draco Malfoy. Tags: Drarry, angst, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,500 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 2/8/2017 - Complete
Mixed Drugs by 23ster reviews
Harry is drunk and guilt-ridden. Draco is stoned and suffering a case of the munchies. What happens when the two collide? Read to find out! [COMPLETE ONE-SHOT] (Placed in sixth year) Harry x Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/21/2017 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Sense and Insensibility by DesertC reviews
Hermione is afflicted by a curse. Her hyper-attuned senses mean that the entire world overwhelms her. She returns to Hogwarts in the hope that it can be the haven she needs. But she finds that it provides far more than she ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Voyeour by Nuredhel reviews
Lindir develops a very embarrassing and unfortunate addiction. When he is discovered there are few choices given, but maybe being exposed would have been the better option after all... Darkfic. Slash. Not for the faint of heart.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Elrond, Lindir, Elf, OC - Complete
Doing it for the Order by DesertC reviews
The Order asks Hermione Granger to lay down for Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,717 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/27/2017 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bound To You by agentmoppet reviews
Hag magic is capricious and unruly, and Harry and Draco are bound to stay by each other's side until they can solve the riddle. In between long car trips, misty rain, and midnight star charts, they begin to understand each other. Slow burn, curse!fic, accidental bonding, unusual careers, cartographer!harry, cursebreaker!draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 382,044 - Reviews: 15806 - Favs: 11,112 - Follows: 9,624 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Responsible, the Responsive and the Rest by BabblingSquirrel reviews
Malfoy hits breaking point. Harry hits Malfoy - in more ways than one, eventually. Hermione would be proud, in theory. Was supposed to be PWP but I never quite manage to let flat characters stay flat for long. Oh, well. Dom!Harry, Sub!Draco. Set in 6th year, HBP, following Myrtle's Bathroom scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/9/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Rumour Has It by Subversa reviews
Severus Snape receives a ransom note. The only problem is, he isn't entirely sure to whom it refers ... the love of his life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,912 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tango by DesertC reviews
It's Hermione's last night at Hogwarts. She and an unexpected dance partner generate enough heat to burn the floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,831 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/24/2016 - Published: 8/14/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
This Time by Subversa reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, an inexplicable illness plagues the surviving Death Eaters. Albus Dumbledore has a plan to save Severus Snape—but how, exactly, is Hermione Granger involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,517 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just Pretending by Josephine Stone reviews
That Draco is performing Veela mating dances for Harry to humiliate him surprises no one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Best Policy? by DarkPhoenixAscending reviews
Harry/Draco slash. Ignores epilogue. The students of Hogwarts find out if honesty really is the best policy when they wake up one morning to find themselves compelled to tell the truth. Harry and Draco are about to discover how they really feel about each other. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/7/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The First Discord by OneShotRevolt reviews
A young maia looks out from Aman to see Melkor at work in Middle Earth. The start of his falling is in this moment - it will end in ages to come when he is known as the Lord of the Rings.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Aulë, Morgoth, Sauron, Yavanna - Complete
Ties by Rachie Poo reviews
Ron's eyes widened in disbelief and Hermione simply looked worried in disapproval. Harry opened his mouth to ask them what the matter was, but before he could, Hermione said, "Harry, are you wearing a Slytherin tie?" He dropped his fork, panicking. "Er…no?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Something in the Air by DarkPhoenixAscending reviews
Harry/Draco slash. Valentine's Day is approaching, and many of the students have been bitten by the love bug. Snape suffers. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/2/2016 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
My master by Nuredhel reviews
Melkor seduces Mairon, and the maia changes his Allegiance. He doesn't really stand much of a chance against Melkor's skills and cunning mind...
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Morgoth, Sauron - Complete
Twelve Months by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione buys Harry a journal and he ends up using it to record his DEEP THOUGHTS. Not surprisingly, those tend to mostly involve Draco Malfoy. Mature content herein, M rating for a reason, be warned, etc and so on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 88 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Temptation on the War Front by alizarincrims0n reviews
Draco Malfoy is forced into hiding with the Golden Trio and dragged into their search for horcruxes. What ensues is a journey of redemption, unexpected friendships and an unwanted, turbulent romance with Harry Potter. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 188,918 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Obsessions by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Harry is surprised when Draco makes him a proposition-after all, how often is it that a Death Eater's son and your own worst enemy asks for a second chance? [HP/DM]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 145,590 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
To Love a Loathed (Arch) Enemy by Sophie French reviews
"For the last time, Malfoy, I have absolutely no hidden agenda giving you your wand back." Harry brings Draco his wand back after the war and the rest is history. Hogwarts, fluff, humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Following Iorveth by kittymistress reviews
Perhaps Geralt didn't just follow Iorveth to Vergen to save Triss. And perhaps, while in Vergen, the pair did more than save Saskia from poison and fight off King Henselt's troops. This is The Witcher 2 rewritten as a Geralt/Iorveth romance. Rated M for future chapters.
Witcher - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015 - Geralt of Rivia, Iorveth
A cure for boredom by Nuredhel reviews
Thranduil is terribly bored, nothing is happening and then he get a very naughty idea from an old book he has found. A plan is made and it involves a pretty servant Maiden and two of his guards. Rated M for a reason. M/F M/M. Seduction/powerplay/ manipulation/bdsm.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC - Complete
Ligabus Filium by Tessa Crowley reviews
It should be careful, deliberate, but it isn't. Like every other part of their relationship, it happens gradually and then all at once, before they even realize it. And when the little blue threads bind them together, there's no going back. BDSM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,291 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Seasons For Love by Josephine Stone reviews
And the words weren't a mantra in his head trying to create the magic from the want of it but their reality. Mary/Colin/Dickon.
Secret Garden - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Complete
Finding Home by Josephine Stone reviews
Harry is assigned to work with Unspeakable Malfoy again to check out odd things happening in the Forbidden Forest. There, they find that Snape has been trapped by a fairy since the Battle of Hogwarts, and the "odd things" are his magical attempts to free himself from his clutches. On the tenth anniversary of his capture he will be trapped there forever, but is there hope in a Belta
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Harry P., Severus S., Draco M.] - Complete
The Printed Press by Soupy George reviews
Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,993 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Really Bad Pick Up Lines by Belle A Lestrange reviews
GoF. The 'Potter Stinks' badges just aren't enough, Draco decides to get under Potter's skin throughout their 4th year with the cheesiest, most cringe-worthy pick up lines going. The only problem is, now Potter is playing along. And that's pretty damn hot! Dedicated to FanofBelleandEdward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter is an Arrogant Prick by Sophie French reviews
Harry Potter is an arrogant prick. And he likes fucking with Draco's head and well, other things too. 8th year - Humour - Slash. Sequel to Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive by Sophie French reviews
Draco Malfoy is not attractive. Not even one bit. Nope. 8th year fic - Shower smut - Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Moon Looks Lovely Tonight by Omi-Omi reviews
When Harry moves into the damp and empty Black house, it doesn't quite feel like home. And then the first owl moves in. After that, it's a steep slope leading to bed-sharing, more owls, assorted housemates, strange potions experiments, and terrible cooking. And a bit of waltzing, too. Written for 2014 HD Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,435 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Snarry BDSM Story by xoxoLovely reviews
Sadistic Snape, Masochistic Harry, one shot, expressing my views and experiences with BDSM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Bodyguards by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry and Draco are brought together for a seemingly dull security mission. Things however, are not as they seem. Written for the hd fan fair Career Fest 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,006 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Neville L., Blaise Z.
Hatred Can Give Meaning to an Empty Life by Holz9364 reviews
After the war Harry becomes sort of like a ghost, he just floats around unnoticed, feeling dead inside and craving the rush that adrenaline used to bring him. Until an old rivalry sparks something inside him again. WARNINGS: Self-harm, depression, adult themes and content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Again by made.of.bees reviews
Dean walks in on Sam having some alone time and decides there are better things to do than leave. Sam freaks out but makes the best of the situation. After all, it's just one time, right? As long as it doesn't become a habit or anything...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,787 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sam W., Dean W.
The Invisible Man by faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Such Promises by Josephine Stone reviews
An unexpected storm floods the dungeons so the Slytherins are forced to share dorm space for the night with the Gryffindors. Harry is the only one who'll share a bed with Draco. For hp drizzle on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Within the Wilderness, an Orchid Blooms by georgesgurl117 reviews
When the Marriage Act is repealed, will it be marked by the end of a failed marriage or will it inspire the beginning of something better? This is a story about politics, portraits, priorities, and perseverance. Most importantly, this is a story about love. 3RD PLACE WINNER FALL-WINTER 2013 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS: SS/HG BEST ROMANCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,855 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12691 - Favs: 13,173 - Follows: 7,498 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unexpected Effects by made.of.bees reviews
Two years after being impaled by the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry starts noticing some...odd changes. During eighth year he can no longer pretend, and has to deal with what he's become. In order to do that, he has to get help from someone less-than-ideal. Over the years, Harry and Snape's relationship grows; now with an alternative Snarry ending. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,209 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pet, Tales of a Drow Slave by Rachel reviews
Sequel to the story, 'Coming of Age'. Its been a hundred years since Vinlesu was given her Wood Elf slave whom she calls 'pet'. Now, Vinlesu's bother and sister plot together in order to earn favor with the matron, with Pet as the target. This story was done with the help of author Paul Lucas, its rated 'M' for mature content, and a incestuous relationship.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
An Accidental Allegiance by made.of.bees reviews
Harry and Draco become business partners in their eighth year at Hogwarts. Animosity quickly melts away into acquaintanceship into something more, perhaps? Another sort of business agreement comes into play, but will it be enough? Harry/Draco; Drarry. Silly fluff, nothing too serious. Rating for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 6,221 - Follows: 4,008 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Catch Me In Midair by Acherona reviews
Instincts were the bane of all sane men's existence, Draco knew that better than anyone. Just look at the mess his had gotten him into. Harry/Draco. Creature fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,537 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve Days by made.of.bees reviews
Draco has a secret admirer sending him gifts for the twelve days of Christmas. Who could it possibly be, and does Draco return their affection? Harry/Draco Christmas fluff :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,933 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 190 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ostriches by made.of.bees reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trust in Hope by Omi-Omi reviews
It's Eighth year, and Draco is broken, ostracised. One person prefers him the way he was, full of life – Draco just needs to learn to trust in hope. Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
For Hogwarts: A Regency Gamble by Subversa reviews
After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,483 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Owned by Subversa reviews
War is hell, as is the aftermath. Having lost everyone she most loves, Hermione Granger is only a shell of the woman she had been. Devastated by loss and guilt, Hermione draws the attention of Severus Snape with a random utterance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,614 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Once Upon a Sleepless Night by Daaro Moltor reviews
Voldemort has figured out a new way to cheat death; somehow he has managed to manifest himself inside of Harry Potter's head. Harry is on the verge of jumping from the Astronomy tower when Hermione figures out that all they might need is a pureblood...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 76,851 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 8,134 - Follows: 1,294 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch 22 by Jad fic reviews
As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something Like Belonging by Cassis Luna reviews
Tomorrow the world will know that Draco's taken and kept, but what they won't know is that Harry is as well. HPDM, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chosen Chains by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After two years of exile, Harry is summoned back to Hogwarts to speak with Dumbledore's portrait. Draco is summoned back to speak with Snape's at the same time. What they find in each other will be even more challenging. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 115,583 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
More than Ruin'd Hopes shall Mourn by jamie2109 reviews
Draco wasn't entirely positive when he'd come to the awful conclusion that Potter had something tangible that made people love him. However, he was sure of the exact moment he realised he coveted that love enough to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,808 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4036 - Favs: 10,840 - Follows: 10,037 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Come Slowly, Eden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy's Future Wife by Josephine Stone reviews
Albus Potter and Rose Weasley's parents have a bet on who Scorpius Malfoy is going to marry. If it's Lily, they will be just like Ginny and Harry; If it is Rose, they'll be just like Ron and Hermione. Harry witnesses the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/12/2010 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Schrödinger's Vampire by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. The army mislays a certain vampire corporal. The results aren't pretty, and no-one's so sure what exactly happened, or how to deal with it. A story about trauma and its aftermath. Maladict, Polly, Clogston.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Polly P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 258 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Xmas Loving by AntoinetteD reviews
A Christmas Weekend at a Ski lodge...All men involved expected some fireworks to happen in the following days. But no one expected the first night to be the most explosive...or revealing. M/M Slash, sex, graphic, warning. Hp/Dm, Sb/Fw/Gw, Rl/Ss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I broke a rule by Belle A Lestrange reviews
Rated M for safety. "I broke a rule ... a big one" read about how Hermione suffered dearly for the course of love at Umbridge's hand ... and why does she have Luna Lovegood scarred into her hand. Read her tale and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Struggle Opportunity by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW, oneshot. The story of how Malfoy poisoned Harry against his friends and fiancee, or the story of how Draco rescued Potter from the clutches of people who didn't deserve him, depending on your POV. Threeshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,886 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Privileges by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shower with a Slytherin by Belle A Lestrange reviews
WARNING girlxgirl. HGPP. Hermione and Pansy love their relationship. It's an adventure every morning. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blondage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Lorcan and Lysander Scamander are twins with a more than brotherly affection for each other. Extremely mature content warning. I'm not joking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 203 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 6,464 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Game of Poker by CreamTea reviews
A mad Susan. A bereaved Teatime. And a hell lot of cackling. - Susan/Teatime - OneShot -
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Small Print by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 4,731 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Never Loved A Man No, Wait, Make That Woman by icefire-lioness reviews
Worried!Draco, Horny!Harry, Dominant!Twins. That’s right. Unwilling to start with a mere threesome, icefire lioness has decided that foursomes are much more her thing. Oh, the slash smut! Written for a challenge on SAYS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood reviews
Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,805 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aeternus Eternus by SlyStrukk reviews
The outcome of the final battle will be determined by the blood bonds of those who are involved. Lives will be altered and fates entwined. SLASH HPDM, SBSSRL?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Control by Fading Grace reviews
Vetinari is always in control. VV. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot, probably... nope, continued.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Surreal by Fading Grace reviews
Vetinari conducts a social experiment by inviting Vimes to 'go drinking'. VV... friendship, I suppose. Aren't they fun? There's even banter. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Shampoo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Snape gets a mysterious Christmas gift with unexpected consequences... OOC warnings: Snape as sex god, Hermione as kissing critic, McGonagall as rock band roadie... Was I insane when I wrote this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Experiment by shelledone reviews
Vetinari is lacking knowledge in one crucial area... NotyetLord Downey gives him a hand. VetxDown. slash.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007
Don't Speak by mintaminta reviews
Harry's finally lost it and managed to bring his school nemesis down with him. But when Harry & Draco are forced to embark on their altered lives together they both reveal the dark sides in them that have rarely been brought to light. Slash, STRONG M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
After All by PissedOffEskimo reviews
Dumbledore decides that he’s had enough of the Dursley’s abuse and brings Harry to Hogwarts at age eight HPDM main pairing, HPLM noncon, HPSS implied. Beware the cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,996 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plogviehze, Baby by The Divine Comedian reviews
Monstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Polly P. - Complete
One Perfect Something by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Harry finds a spell that will allow him to have one day with no consequences because no one will remember it, including him. But things happen that he could never have predicted. Does he really want to forget after all is said and done? HPDM, 6th, no HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,779 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Hermit by Karina4 reviews
[Pre HBP] The story that began in The Chariot, now continues Draco realises that sometimes in life, all one can do is wait... [CHAPTER 19 UPDATED :o]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,162 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3659 - Favs: 9,225 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fairy Ballet by invinovertas67 reviews
During fifth year Draco is a bit of a player, and he and Harry end up spending some delicious unexpected private time together. SLASH! HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tree and Stone by Avon reviews
An encounter between an old Dwarf and a young Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Legolas
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Definition by pir8fancier reviews
Harry can't spell, Draco can't lose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
We All Die Anyway by Roslyn Drycof reviews
One day, we all die anyway. . ." Poetry begins appearing on the wall of the prefects' bathroom and everyone is curious as to who the two authors are. Especially the two authors. Who is the other writer? HPDM. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Desires by singvogel reviews
In exchange for Cattibrie's life Drizzt has to sacrifice his pride and dignity
Forgotten Realms - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,560 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Complete
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Mysterious Texting Partner reviews
Harry's Muggle Studies homework is to practice texting. Who is the mystery classmate he's been texting with? And who he seems to be developing feelings for? And how will he react when he finds out that not only is his mysterious texting partner a boy, he's also a Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,165 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 9/10/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Club Case reviews
Aurors Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are assigned to check out rumours of illegal potions use at an elite Muggle club. Unfortunately, it's couples night, and things go awry before they even get in the door! A Drarry short story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/5 - Complete
Ron Weasley, Conspirator reviews
COMPLETE. A short little two-shot of Ron being awesome. 8th-year. Post-war. Mostly a feel-good fic. Harry/Draco and Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silken reviews
A Drarry Oneshot. Harry and Draco are stuck in detention. Malfoy pulls a stunt that leaves Harry just a little...stunned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Complete
The Question
Gimli questions his feelings for an annoying yet growingly intriguing elf. My first fanfic on here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2019 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete