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Joined 02-15-00, id: 7126, Profile Updated: 12-22-13
Author has written 55 stories for Star Wars, Stargate: SG-1, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

December 20- I've now joined the ranks of published authors! My first manuscript is an erotica titled, "Seducing John Doe." - FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY!

Here's the link to Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Seducing-John-Doe-Ivory-Kuffs-ebook/dp/B00HCZ4S36/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1387768348&sr=8-1&keywords=seducingjohndoe

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July 10th- ANOTHER FF WRITER WILL BE PUBLISHED! *its an epidemic!* Available July 13th, on Amazon for Kindle, will be a novel from "prophet_of_a_darker_script" entitled, PRIME CUTS: PRELUDE TO MALADYNE MURDERS.

http://www.amazon.com/Prime-Cuts-Prelude-Maladyne-ebook/dp/B00DWZU352/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375542705&sr=8-1&keywords=primecutspreludetomaladynemurders

Be sure to go check it out in July and drop her a note!

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AUTHOR GRANTS PERMISSION OF THIS MISSIVE TO BE USED BY OTHERS WHO WISH TO PROTECT THEIR OWN WORK (yes, I’m encouraging a cut and paste)

How's this for oxymoron? Everyone has different opions and tastes and yet when they try to express those, they are labeled all manner of things as if any one person has the 'right' formula on how it should be. Then we have the idiots who say 'everyone is equal and we are building an all inclusive community'... and all these people get together and create an almalgam of what they think everyone should be like. "Just like them." Fitting in with the crowd. Be accepting of everything and anything to be thought of as equal amonst peers. BUT... has anyone realized that once someone falls into this honeyed cesspit they lose themselves and all become as a single minded drone? That you lose your individuality and become a photo copy of someone else and their beliefs? One should never have to give up their own ideals and beliefs to 'fit into a community' so they will accept you. You shouldnt have to trade in yourself to be the person that someone else, a stranger, wants or believes you should be. I refuse to become one of the brain dead followers. I'll pick my own morals and live my life the way "I" see fit and I could care less if a stranger thinks any less of me. I"m strong enough in my spirit to be an individual and NOT be corraled into the herd of mindless idiots who think the only way of surviving is being like everyone else. I dont need someone else to validate my existance, nor should I have to. And unlike those who want to fit in, I could care less if someone agrees or disagrees with this statement. It's me. Its who I am and what I believe. You are free to make your own choice.

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Take Two reviews
Everyone knows there are moments that take your breath away and moments you wish would freeze forever. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are no different. Sometimes, one has to Take Two. A collection of moments/stories that define the twins & their place in the
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 103 - Words: 353,265 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Disciplinary Actions reviews
Never screw with a Praxian. Especially one that has been granted leniency to incorporate "human corrective measures." The Autobots are about to learn this valuable lesson.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
Lost Voices reviews
COMPLETE! Prime's voice asked again, so softly, it barely carried in the short distance between them. "Could you give the order, Prowl? Could you sentence Bumblebee to termination?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,577 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
I Swear reviews
What the slag is a "Swear Jar?" The Autobots are about to find out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Aby of Darkness reviews
Sticky. Sunstreaker's reputation as a ruthless fighter and violent lover are well known. But when his passion can no longer find completion, he searches for what's missing. Unfortunately getting what he wants just might kill him. DARK NONcon SURPRISE END
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,236 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Nature's Waltz reviews
Haldir has served the Golden Wood faithfully for centuries, but at what cost? A dangerous, surprising, and wonderful adaventure awaits the Warden just beyond the borders of Lothlorien. *Full Summary Inside*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Haldir
Fallen Embers reviews
While on a mission, QuiGon is several injured. ObiWan is believed to be dead. A mysterious force block prevents Qui from remembering the truth. If ObiWan still lives, its up to QuiGon to find his way through the block and save his apprentice before all is
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,728 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Last Homely Nuthouse of Middle Earth reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel are unwilling participants to the latest prank of the Imladris twins. Chaos ensues. Can Lord Elrond find a cure, or will the two advisors remain inflicted forever?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Elrohir, Glorfindel
A Cast of Shadows reviews
FINISHED!Haldir and his brothers embark on a mission to find out whose kidnapping elves. With elements against them, orcs outnumbering them and evil everywhere, is there any hope for this quest or will they fail in the attempt? HurtComfortangstelf torture
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,383 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Haldir, Legolas
Of Elflings and Wardens reviews
Haldir escorted his Lord and Lady to Imladris to visit their young grandsons, Elladan and Elrohir. While visiting, Haldir learns some of the ins and outs of parenting, much to his chagrin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Haldir, Elrohir
An Idiot in the Jedi Temple reviews
**CHAPTER 7 IS NOW UP** This is a story of what happened when I went to Coruscant.It's silly & warped...Thank you for your patience... dont forget to R&R like a good little Paddle-wan .. hehe
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,836 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 4/4/2000
A Lesson Learned reviews
Aragorn is growing up and has the normal adolecent pangs, which makes life difficult for Legolas, Elrond and the rest of Imladris. Will Aragorn pay heed to his elders advice and not tempt the fates? And what kind of punishment do the fates have in mind?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Of Gold and Gems reviews
GrimaGrima Wormtongue has always had a crush on Eówyn and believes she may harbor feelings towards him. What happens when he allows his emotions to show fully and the truth is laid out before him? Can he heal by himself or will there be another way to me
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn
Written on the Sands reviews
Just a short story about elves, mainly two in particular. Very sweet and sappy... 'Some things are just meant to be'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Galadriel
Dare Not Close My Eyes reviews
*Elf Torture* Legolas has been dispatched to warn surrounding human settlements of Orc attacks but is captured and imprisioned with an unlikely companion. They flee to Rivendell, but surprises await the two. *Aragorn, Elrond, Elladan, Elrohir make appeara
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,550 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Legolas, Elrond
He's Not Heavy, He's My Brother reviews
When Rúmil is captured while on a mission, its up to Haldir to rescue him. However fate is not kind to the brothers and Rúmil suffers mortal wounds. His only hope is to return to Lothlorien, but time may be running out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Haldir
Innocently Wicked reviews
Young elflings Elladan and Elrohir enlist the help of Glorfindil to help educate learnedtheir father in language, but unfortunately, things go wrong and lessons are painfully learned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2003 - Elrond
The Walls Have Pointy Ears reviews
Short story about Elladan and Elrohir and the things kids learn when adults think they arent listening.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Elrond
Carry Me to My Own reviews
Elladan returns to the White City to see his brothers one last time. **Elladans POV**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2003
The Gift reviews
Professor Snape isnt a holiday person, or so everyone thinks. Sorry I suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Severus S.
Simple Pleasures reviews
Obi-Wans first exposure to..... 'something addictive'.......*accidently deleted*
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2002
Do or Do Not, There Is No Try reviews
Just a quick fic to pass the time that involves the two Jedi we all know and love, and a planet full of lusting women. What do you think will happen?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/17/2002
Twice Lost reviews
Xanatos comes back to the Temple with a special request. Can Obi and Qui trust him? Is the Temple in danger? *set right after JA8*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2002
One By One reviews
A special interpetation of the SW uni and characters. (Special note at the end. A must read for writers! :))
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/14/2002
The Heart of An Innocent reviews
A 'missing moment' set during JA 6/7 with Obi and Qui. Obi is in limbo with his life and master after returning from Melida/Daan. *tissue warning*
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2002
The Marionettes Dance reviews
Qui and Obi go on a mission to a planet and encounter a 'local' that could end their lives. *Chapters Re-edited and revised* *FINAL CHAPTER NOW UP* *the itialics didnt wanna work.. sorry*
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,570 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/16/2002 - Published: 12/24/2000
Hidden Within The Knight reviews
After having someone say this is hard to follow, I tried to redo it with colors. I hope it works. This is a little fic about Palpatine and the destruction of the Jedi. Very Dark and morbid.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/27/2002
Victim of Circumstance reviews
This is a short 'that's what probably happened' story about C3PO and his unfortunately complicated life.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2002
Secret Pleasures reviews
My first HP fic and I'm hoping that you all like it. Please excuse any boo boos I make, I've only been a fan for about a month. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Severus S.
Camp Whoopass reviews
Xanatos is put in charge of a bunch of kids for a summer camp... can you say TROUBLE? Now completed!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2001 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Complete
Past Mistakes reviews
An ancient culture hides away a long forgotten threat. My first 'serious' fic for this show.. please be nice. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/22/2001
Inheritance reviews
I'm not good at angst/comfort stuff, but here is an attempt at it. This was written before I left for vacation in Vancouver and now that I'm back, I can upload it and respond to emails.. like in reviews;) Anyhoo, this story deals with a certain Jedis bac
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10/2/2001
Under Covers reviews
What happens when Qui-Gon finds erotic magazines in his padawan's room? Read and find out.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2001
Stinking Revenge reviews
This is a Qui/Obi 'bonding' fic... its just for fun, a joke even. Took an hour to write and I laughed my ass off the entire time. Hope you get a kick out of it too. ;)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 4/24/2001
Jedi Tales: A Time of Life, A Time of Darkness reviews
Another Obi and Qui adventure in my series '101 Jedi Tales'. Story contains humor, action, drama, ect. Some material may not be suitable for all readers.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2001
A Traitor Among Us reviews
I accidently erased this and had to upload it again. As always, reviews are welcomed. :)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2001
Turning Point reviews
ITS FINISHED!! This is my version of Xanatos turning. Please let me know what ya think, your feedback is greatly appreciated!. Thanks! :)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2001 - Published: 2/17/2001
This Way Became My Journey reviews
This is a songfic that goes throughout Obi's life. Hope ya like! :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2001
Bittersweet Biology reviews
It's actually a romance/humor fic that I just wrote one day. Obi...Girl... draw your own conclusions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/15/2001
Place In This World reviews
My second songfic. Deals with Obi-Wan left on Melida/Daan.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2001
Dial me Up reviews
Its another song based on "Jingle Bells". Apophis wants to get away from all his troubles.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2000
One Knight Stand reviews
My first fic that deals with Obi-Wan after Anakin turned.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12/2/2000
The Package reviews
just a silly farce that puts Obi in another 'situation'.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2000
Paint the Sky with Stars reviews
This is my version of what happened upon Qui-Gon's return to the temple after Xanatos turned. This is my first song fic, so be kind.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2000
ElectroQui reviews
Just a short story from a bunny that bit me while I was taking a break from a serious story. Just a Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan "for fun/silly" fic...no slash
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2000
Jedi Tales: An Unusual Streak reviews
Another story in my series Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan have an encounter with a most unusual individual
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2000
HIdden In the Light reviews
Qui-Gon sees something while in a coma that changes his life.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2000
Minds Eye Blind reviews
Qui-Gon and the council are blind to see what Xanatos has become.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/2/2000
Jedi Tales: Jedi Quandry reviews
Just another little story involving my two fav Jedis. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon's latest "mission" in my series.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2000
Moon Over Coruscant reviews
Obi-Wan enjoys his last time in the Temple with his friends. Please review :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2000
Jedi Tales: The Measure of Humanity reviews
On a planet that shields the force, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan must find an way to survive prision.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2000
Pushing the Limits, pt2 reviews
Qui-Gon enstates Obi-Wan's punishment, with a twist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/23/2000
Pushing the Limits reviews
A young Obi-Wan tries to impress Qui-Gon with his "free thinking"......
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2000
Jedi Tales: Change In Balance reviews
An old friend asks for help and Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sent to an unusual planet past the Outer Rim...please review
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/4/2000
The Talk reviews
Anakin askes Obi-Wan the question all parents and guardians avoid. What's sex?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2000