Author has written 19 stories for Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, and Naruto.
"The books the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame." - Oscar Wilde
Favorite Straight Couples (Just Major Obsessions):
Bridget and Dizzy (Guilty Gear)
Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf (Gossip Girl)
Derek Venturi and Casey MacDonald (Life With Derek)
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
Favorite Slash Couples (Just Major Obsessions):
Spock and James Kirk (Star Trek - Original Series and XI)
Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Sam Winchester and Castiel (Supernatural)
Hiwatari Satoshi and Niwa Daisuke (DNAngel)
Seguchi Touma and Shindou Shuichi (Gravitation)
Sakuma Ryuichi and Shindou Shuichi (Gravitation)
Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto (Naruto)
Roy Mustang and Edward Elric (FullMetal Alchemist)
I have no idea who made my icon, but if found out, I will give credit where it's due! :D
Definition of Harmful: Causing or capable of causing harm
Definition of Harlot: A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money
Definition of Harmful Harlot: A woman who can cause you to lose your senses through pleasureful contact. While you're writhing under her, she'll none-too-gently stab you in your chest, walking away with your life and your money. Be care. XoXo.
-x- I was formerly Dizzy Loser. Ended up not being able to live up to the name or reputation I created.
-x- I was also under the penname rin-the-almighty-yaoi-lover. Yeah, I was pretty much a n00b.
-x- If you don't know my real name, you never will.
-x- Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the fuckers.
-x- I'm going to marry Zachary Quinto and make sweet love to him all the time.
-x- I'm going to marry Zak Bagans and make naughty love to hima ll the time.
-x- Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, and Ed Westwick will be coming along for the rides, the beautiful bastards.
-x- Majoring in Psychology, minoring in English.
-x- My eyes are cinnamon, NOT Brown.
-x- I feel it should be noted we're probably not going to get along splendidly.
-x- I'm straight, but I WILL flirt/fuck with any human. Be warned.
-x- I'm a lexiphane, so I appreciate the high-dollar words.
-x- Gay people should have the right to marry - End of Story.
-x- "You should stay away if you don't like mansex -- then shoot yourself, because your life is meaningless."
-x- At my best, I'm rescourceful and pleasant to be around. Almost humorous. At my worst, I'm parasitic and immoral. I'll try to manipulate you for my own personal gain, but the worst part is I don't realize I'm doing it.
-x- I believe there will be a Zombie Apocalypse and already have several battle strategies written out.
-x- I say offensive things without thinking. Sometimes I'll say sorry, but not usually.
-x- I'm already aware that I'll die alone, sometime soon. I'm perfectly fine with this.
-x- I take some getting used to, but I'm told I'm worth it.
-x- I love many people, but respect and trust only a few.
-x- I'm very self-centered. I say this because I talk about myself a lot, not in an arrogant manner. I just think people should know stuff about me.
-x- I'm in a constant state of denial about most things.
-x- "Can I keep you?" is an instant score line with me.
-x- Don't talk to me if you're going to be a c*t.
-x- NEVER question me or tell me what to do, period.
-x- I've been declared the POPE of Whapanese, The Crooked Path, and yaoi. Don't care? Me either.
-x- I don't care what you have to say to or about me because it's probably true. Got me?
-x- Starbucks should thank Zachary Quinto for all the Grande Soy Lattes I bought.
-x- Inspiration comes and goes quickly. Be on the look out for mine.
-x- Not everything is, "immoral, wrong, and Satanic." No, I don't think your complaints are cute.
-x- I value good grammar, punctuation, and words that are spelled right.
-x- No, I'm not trying to steal your manz. And I'm not pregnant with his baby... Just kidding. Maybe.
-x- I doubt anyone has actually read all of these -- and if you have, tell me.
-x- People are going to disappoint me. I get that. I kind of EXPECT that.
-x- My friends fully believe I'm Hermione Granger -- I couldn't be more pleased by this.
-x- I will not accept Jesus as my personal saviour. Stop asking me to join your religion, cult, coven, whatever. I'm not interested.
-x- I wish I was a vampire, but not a sparkly stalker one.
-x- I don't care if you hate my ships, friends, music, or stories.
-x- I don't care if you think I'm going ot burn in Hell.
-x- I don't care if you think I'm too harsh.
-x- You should know better.
-x- I swear worse than a sailor. Be warned.
-x- I believe marijauna should NOT be legalized. I'm firmly against it.
-x- My room's unique simply for the massive amounts of purple.
-x- I think I'm going to force someone to follow behind me playing theme music that suits my mood/current activity.
-x- The end of Atonement and Titanic makes me cry every goddamn time.
-x- I hate Whiskey, but I can drink it like a champ, according to my ex.
-x- I occasionally might be seen writing hard-core slash in public... It's not unusual.
-x- I am endlessly impressed by a person who knows grammar.
-x- I spend way too much time online, capslocking on LJ, saving fandom icons, and reading fic.
-x- I won't like you until you give me a reason to like you. It's as simple as that. I'm not here to please you.
-x- I'm kind of a misanthrope who somehow ended up with a decent-sized group of friends. I care deeply about the people I love and am not particularly interested in anyone else. I'm quick to empathize, but I really don't like people.
-x- I have trouble with procrastinating, but if you give me inspiration and yell at me alot, I'll probably write.
-x- The quickest way to make me angry is to ignore me, interrupt me, or repeat yourself.
-x- I get defensive easily and tell people off regularly. I'm human, so naturally I want you doing only what I want you to do. Sorry.
-x- My sense of humor is as black as my soul, which is an inky splatter set against a backdrop of purple. You can sometimes find it dancing around in the gutter, enticing others to feast upon its morbidity.
-x- My paternal family is highly Southern. This is where I picked up my souther drawl that I only get when I'm: Angry, Tired, or Drunk.
-x- I used to have a drinking problem. Now I have a Life problem. While typing problem, "PROSTITUTE" kept flashing.
-x- I like to game, read comics, and fangirl. Yes, this makes me a loser, nerd, and a crazy, obsessive stalker. It also makes me: HAPPY.
-x- "The rest is Shadows. The rest is Secret."
// In Summary, Diz Is: Female. 19. Agnostic. Cancer. Insomniac. Dictionary. Harsh. Candid. Sarcastic. Naturally Introverted. Socially Extroverted. Lexiphane. Conceited. Twatter-Whore. Haunted. Obsessive. Hypocrite. Misanthrope. Clever. Quick. Supportive. Loyal. Dreamer. Corrupt. Opinionated. Immmoral. Parasitic. Reserved. Self-Proclaimed (occasional) Elitist. Endlessly Curious. Seemingly Aimless. Has-Been Genius. Bitter. Spiteful. Vengeful. Thrilling. Jealous. Paranoid. Materialistic. Shallow. Easily Amused. Scarily Organized. SlytherCLAW. Cynically Insane. Contradictory. Procrastinator. Pseudo-Intellectual. Logical. Verbally Ironic. Angst Fairy. Relevant. Offensive. Witty. Insightful. Caustic. Hilarious. Manipulative. Charming. Pedantic Bastard. Altruistically Lacking. Liar. Shameless. Brooding.
// Dislikes: The Palin Family. Tools. Soups. 3-D Movies. People Who Read Slow. Hot Topic. Glitter. CoWs. Twilight. Illiteracy. Foreclosure. Marriage. PhotoBucket. Monaco [country]. Captcha. Zebra Print. McDonald's Corporation. Chocolate. Wal-Mart. Spiders. Mark Twain. Justin Beiber. Twin Beds. the Scary Movie Franchise. Hot Weather. Homophobes. Shirley Temple. Potatoes. Clutter. Being Alone. Perez Hilton. Yellow. Paris. Firework Dodeball. RPattz. Greg Wiggle's Replacement. Sweat. Over-Draft Charges. Ten Gallon Hats. Current Gas Prices.
// Music: Nick Drake, Elvis Costello, Bob Dylan, The Smiths, The Beatles, REM, Ludo, Frank Sinatra, Velvet Underground, Elliott Smith, The Beach Boys, Air Supply, Bayside, Muse, Breaking Benjamin, The Doors, The Ramones, Journey, Styx, Blondie, The Clash, Grateful Dead, Chevelle, the Cure, Death Cab For Cutie, The Doves, Escape The Fate, Garbage, Jack Off Jill, Jimmy Eat World, Oasis, A Perfect Circle, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rise Against, Snow Patrol, Weezer
// TV: How I Met Your Mother, One Tree Hill, Big Bang Theory, Star Trek: TOS, Pokemon, Supernatural, Ghost Adventures, Heroes, The Office, Doctor Who, That 70's Show, Scrubs, House, Torchwood, Merlin, Psych, Grounded For Life, Gossip Girl, Boy Meets World, Gilmore Girls, Golden Girls, Wishbone
// In Addition, I Like: Boy Love, Cream Cheese Muffins, Peach Rings, Travel Channel, Epic Swigs of Kool Aid, Apple Cinnamon Cupcakes, Brick Walls, Star Trek, Cursing, Tiffany Keys, Literacy, Purple Roses, Nerdy Guys, Team Conan, TomToms, SLASHSLASHSLASH, iPhones, iPads, Coffee, Jones [Berry Lemonade, Strawberry Lime, yum, Wearing My Headphones to Avoid Social Interaction, iPods Named Wincest, Sleeping On Silk Sheets, Receiving Hand-Made Gifts, Watching Scary Movies In The Dark, ONTD, Sharpies, Febreeze, Home-Made Fried Chicken, Innuendos, Weddings, Starbucks [Caramel Macchiatos, Pumpkin Spice Lattes, yum, Target, Icons, Subway, ZQ's Fughat, Barnes and Nobles, Sleeping Beauty, Christmas, Facebook Flair, Plaid, Going On A Walk At Night, Reminiscing, YouTube, Psychology, Epic Romances, Late Night Road Trips, Surveys, Brugundy Satin Sheets, Purple Silk Sheets, Books, Top Hats, Driving Fast, Coloring, Disney, Classic Cinema, Detaching Myself From Society When Things Get Too Tough, Volleyball, Sugar, Quotes, Dark Lace, Pizza Rolls, Silver, Hot Pockets, MONSTER, Hoodies, Vampires, Corn Dogs, Objectifying Celebrity Men, Ignoring Life's Advances, Nerdgasm, Memes, Grape Drink, Zombie Invasions, Table 7, Retro, Fritos, Rainbows, Rain, Classic Rock, Truly Tastless Jokes, Gay Rights, Musicals, Anime, Manga, Rants, Sleep, Figurative Sheep, Nerd Glasses, Vic Mignogna's Voice, [Brackets, Rainbow Chip icing, Man Perfume, Autumn, Orchids, ICEEs, Vivid Dreams, Sunsets, Cheesecake, Fandom Whoring [Dramione, Dasey, J2, Pinto, Sassy, Chair, Video Games, LiveJournal, French, Angst, Italy, Leather Messenger Bags, Complaining, Hermione Granger, Yaoi, Mechanical Pencils, Fatal Frame, Button-Up Shirts, Dog's tooth Violets, Lisianthus, Sherlock Holmes, Rockin' My Convcerse, Watching TV Boxsets, Taking Lousy Photos, Twatting Like I'm A Celebrity, Polygamy, Stealing Men, Home-Wrecking, Texan Boys, and Southern Charm. ;)
// Currently Fangirling Over: John Lennon, Helena Bonham Carter, Zak Bagans, Karl Urban, Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson, Leonard Nimoy, Rosario Dawson, Jared Leto, Julie Andrews, Zachary Quinto, Demi Lovato, Neil Patrick Harris, Jane Lynch, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Oscar Wilde, Misha Collins, Maggie Smith, Katie MFing Cassidy, Cary Grant, Fred Astaire, Frank Sinatra, Dick Van Dyke, Timothy Olyphant, Jon Favreau, Carla Cugino, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Ed Westwick, Chace Crawford