Author has written 5 stories for Fairy Tales, Treasure Island, Misc. Books, and Kingdom of Heaven.
Crazy Canadian teenager.
Hopelessly in love with fictional characters.
Firmly believes that half the time, filmmakers and story-writers get their romantic pairings wrong, and thus uses FF to counter the damage.
Preferred fandoms include:
Star Wars: Comedy, parody, and romance. Anakin/Padme; Obi-Wan/Siri, and occasionally Obi-Wan/OCs; Qui-Gon/Shmi and Qui-Gon/Tahl.
Harry Potter: Comedy, parody, and romance fics, usually one-shots. Strongly recommend series by Kerichi, such A Tale of Two Matchmakers; Simply Irresistably; Don't Call Me Daddy; and Once In A Blue Moon.
Draco/Ginny and Hermione/Ron pairings, and occasionally Harry/Ginny; also Dumbledore/McGonagall. Almost anything to do with Fred and George Weasley, as long as it's not slash.
The Lord of the Rings: Comedy and parody. Down with all slash pairings! Best LotR fanfic ever written: Elanor's Revenge (find under my favourites).
PIRATES! Obviously, PotC. Am, however, very selective. For others obsessed with piracy, not neccessarily linked to PotC, I recommend an amazing book: The Sweet Trade, a historical fiction about Anne Bonney and Mary Read. Am in the process of writing a pirate story myself, a sequel to Treasure Island. First few chapters are posted here, however, it's unlikely I'll continue anytime soon.
The Phantom of the Opera! I read the book a while ago, and also saw the movie. Loved them both. Raoul-bashing ought to be a national sport. Erik/Meg Giry - Christine is far too stupid to deserve someone as delicious as the Phantom.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka scared the ~~~~ out of me when I was younger, but upon watching the movie again later on in life, I found myself being mysteriously attracted to him. Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka was also very scary to see; he made me think of child molesters. ~Shudders~ Nonetheless, there are some really good fics with Depp as WW that aren't creepy, but cute.
Kingdom of Heaven: Movie plot: Lame. Orlando Bloom as Balian: Vomit Salahhuddin and Mullah Khaled? Hot damn, they are MINE, I tell you, MINE! Only two KoH fics (discounting my own) exist that are worth reading: The Path to Heaven and Gentle, The Night.
Veronica Mars: Who the hell came up with the stupid idea of freaking CANCELLING THE SHOW?! WeeVer and Weevil/Mac all the way... hell, anything with Weevil.
On an unrelated note: Go here because that's where an old acquaintance has some stuff of his posted, including an old joint story work in progress that will never be completed... titled 'Of Idiots and Coffins' (or 'On Idiots and Coffins'; something of the sort). Quite ridiculously and hugely amusing.
You know the drill: Read and review. Don't make me go all Jedi mind tricks on you.
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