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Joined 12-01-04, id: 713110, Profile Updated: 08-03-11
Author has written 21 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Zelda, Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy X, and Storm Hawks.

Hey, whoever's reading this (if anyone is),

If you came here from a story I wrote, don't expect it to be updated any time soon. I've grown a lot as a writer and as a person since I started on ff.net (6 years ago, can you believe it? Anyone know someone who's stayed here longer?), and looking back a lot of the stories I've posted on here are... well, 'piles of crap' is a bit too strong... let's say, not of very high quality. A few, I might try to reboot. Most, I'll just leave. I won't delete any of them, because I've felt that disappointment when I went to reread one of my favorite fics only to discover that the author had deleted it and left (not that I think any of my stuff is good enough to be anyone's 'favorite'). One or two I might still update every once in a while. But I'm probably going to be pretty much dead to ff.net for a while, except for the occasional RP.

sincerely,

Swyn Song (formerly known as nuts for Star Wars, formerly known as Star Wars nut.

P.S. If you want to read fics kind of like mine, take a look over at Little Miss Dragmire's profile. She tends to write more seriously than I did (do), and she only updates once in a blue moon, but you'll likely see more from her than from me, and she's a pretty good writer.


In case you were wondering, my profile picture is a picture I got off the internet. It's the closest thing I could get to Marina, only her eyes are the wrong color and her nose isn't quite right. I'd draw her myself to show you, but 1, I have no drawing skills, and 2, I have no way of getting any picture I draw on here. If anyone wants to draw Marina or any of my other OC's, please do and send me the link!


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Early Redemption by QueenNaberrie reviews
AU 2 yrs. after ROTJ, a time travel device is found. The New Republic sends Luke & Leia back in time to warn the Old Republic & Old Jedi Order about Palpatine. Anakin has just been put on the Council when they arrive. 11/23/14 Revising early chapters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 280,491 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Bionicle human world rewrite—Legends of Metru Nui by Star AJT 84 reviews
‘Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui’ rewritten if the characters were human and not biomechanical. Ch. 7: Running Away
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/26/2005
Perhaps I'm Not Who I Thought I Was by Yargy the Pirate Queen reviews
Oh Snap! I've been transported into kingdom hearts and into the clutches of Organization XIII. What could they possibly want with me? I don't know, but I'll be darned to heck if I give up with out a fight!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,809 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2006
The Legend of Zelda: The Kingdom Hearts Allies by Princess JennieO of Hyrule 64 reviews
** DISCONTINUED** Sora, Donald and Goofy has landed in the world of Hyrule, during the events of Minish Cap. Can they team up to destroy the heartless in Hyrule and get rid of Vaati? Read to find out!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/28/2006
Espy by kikofreako reviews
espy \ih-SPY\ : To catch sight of; to discover, as a distant object partly concealed; to discern unexpectedly. Hollow Bastion- loss, love, and rebuilding. 41. Merlin told them to leave Pooh's storybook alone. Now look what happened.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 35,274 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Jokes! by Pippa Spark reviews
JOKES! My favourite jokes that I have adapted to various novels by Tamora Pierce. Alanna, Jon, George, Raoul, Daine, Kel, Rosethorn, Sandry, Tris, Briar, Daja... jokes for all! OVER 25,000 HITS! A variety of jokes, a fun read, please R/R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Circle of Magic, Tortall
Crazy Adventure by Feline Freak reviews
It's crazy. It's insane. It's an adventure. It's the first ever BIONICLE humor fanfic to be written without script. And it's back to haunt the section. It's CA!
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,908 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 10/9/2004
A Simple Game and other tales by Pata Hikari reviews
A collections of short stories covering our heroes lives. From laughter to tears, life carries on. Newest story: The Birth of a World
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,095 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/3/2005
Boot to the Head by Golden-Owl reviews
Before Ansem was banished into darkness, he made a will used for dividing his estate among his six apprentices. Unfortunately for them, they all got the same painful thing... Contains Xehanort and Even bashing.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Ansem the Wise/DiZ, Aeleus - Complete
Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
Winds of Change Book II Distant Thunder by RGZ Archer reviews
Kai has assembled his team, and the group of seven must now race against both Cyclonia and time itself to prevent a weapon of unimaginable power from falling into the wrong hands. But just whose hands are the wrong hands? Who is their true enemy?
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 217,094 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008
A Storm Hawks' Christmas Carol by WhispertheWolf reviews
The "Storm Hawks" characters are playing out Charles Dickens's story "A Christmas Carol" . . . whether they want to or not! Join the annoyed narrator in his humorous,and seemingly vain, quest to re-tell this classic tale in its full glamour!
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,264 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Dark Ace - Complete
Minishnapped! by koholint reviews
Minish Vaati is being chased by a 6 year old Hylian girl! He eventually gets caught, and to his horror, the girl's Hylian family takes him home with them. Oh no! Will little Vaati ever get back home? Or will he learn a thing or two from his misadventure?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Vaati
Earthbound Toa by MasteroftheIceblade reviews
When the Toa Nuva put on some strange masks, they are swept away to Earth, waking to find themselves separated from each other and in human bodies. To top it off, the Makuta has sinister plans of his own... CH. 11 UPLOADED, finally. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,360 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Voporak
Ienzo's Secret by WaitingWatching reviews
Ansem the Wise's youngest apprentice is hiding something and Xehanort, Braig, Dilan, Even and Aeleus are determined to find out what... No Pairings
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Ienzo, Zexion - Complete
SAT by Demon-Kitty-Chan reviews
What happens when two sisters from our world accidentaly fall into the Avatar world? What will happen when one ends up with the group and the other with Zuko? Did I mention they can bend? Co-Written by: nuts for Star Wars
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009
The New Organization :Re by iheartcrossovers reviews
Xemans lives, and he goes forth to create a new organization. But not from his old members, he recruits new members from new worlds. MASSIVE CROSSOVER with many manga/animes, books, games, ect. ON HOLD UNTILL SUMMER
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,170 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Xemnas, Sora
Detective Moss by Flame Soldier reviews
Mr. Moss wasn't always the warden of the prison on Zartacla. Before that, he was one of the best-known detectives in Cyclonia. Will he and his new assistant Hamish be able to solve the crimes thrown their way? Or will the criminals slip away?
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Moss, Hamish
Kidnapped by Flame Soldier reviews
A Sky Knight Squadron kidnaps Hamish to get revenge on Mr. Moss. When he finds Hamish missing, Moss is desperate to do anything to find out who did this and to extract his own revenge on them. Unlikely allies team up, and a shocking past is revealed.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hamish, Moss
A Prince's First Love by amantebandido reviews
After traveling through the time tunnel, Artemis and Holly find themselves in a very different dimension in which modern day Ireland is ruled by a monarchy, with our favorite genius boy at the head of it. What is Ireland to do now?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,424 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009
Avatar's Guide to Problem Solving by Masako Moonshade reviews
Got a problem? The cast of Avatar can help! Key characters now share their priceless advice and quick fixes for all situations.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2005
Total Drama Kingdom by bmlee722 reviews
12 popular Suare Enix character will battle it out for the prize of 9999 munny. Take my poll, "Which chacters should return for Total Drama Kingdom: season 2".
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,605 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - King Mickey - Complete
Legends Of Atmos by ShadowQueen25 reviews
A collection of poetic Atmosian legends. Just click the link, I don't know why! Click it now or I'll start to cry... LOL, a rhyme within the description!
Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Aerrow
Growing Down by TwilightFairy928 reviews
When Xemnas finds out that he, along with the rest of Organization 13, have been turned into kids, he finds a babysitter by the name of Xarvis.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,626 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Xemnas, Marluxia - Complete
Winds Of Change Vol1 The Gathering Storm by RGZ Archer reviews
Winds of Change VolI How can one change? How does one change? These are two important questions, each with very different answers. Will Kai be able to learn them in time to stop a new and unseen threat to Atmos? Will he even be able to learn them at all?
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,900 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Playing Kingdom Hearts Too Long by Blastbone reviews
Think you have been playing Kingdom Hearts too long? Maybe we could help you out with this collection of ideas. Rated K plus for mild language and mild violence. 18 Keyblades Edition now Available.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,463 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Literary Tastes by Ajac reviews
Having always been a bibliophile, I have endeavored to learn the contents of various characters' bookshelves. Please, come inside, and open a good book.....
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008
Diary of an Orginization Leader by SunflowerWielder reviews
Xemnas has a diary. Speaks for itself really. "We do not have room for 56 boxes of ice-cream."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Xemnas - Complete
Nobody Junior High by Star Tours Traveler reviews
Sora's life is a living nightmare; all of the Organization XIII members have gotten jobs at his school as teachers or some other faculty member. What is a Keyblade wielding boy to do except go crazy. Slightly AU. Drabble fic. Discontinued.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sora - Complete
Reunion: 358 over 2 Days by Star Tours Traveler reviews
Roxas, a nobody gifted with the ability to wield not one but two Keyblades, is recruited into the mysterious Organization XIII. What was his one year like in the Org? Prequel fic to Reunion. Based on the upcoming game KH: 358/2 Days.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,919 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Roxas - Complete
The Legend of The Hidden Triforce by GDL reviews
SONGFIC A young girl Catherine,is stripped of everything she ever cared for and taken to a familiar land called Hyrule.Where she just might find love again.and a few friends.K as always for language.LinkXOC This story does not support in game shifties.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,070 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 8/5/2006
MIX THE WORLDS AND YOU GET CHAOS! by lil-dragon-blue reviews
Take Raven from the Teen Titans, Harry Potter from...Harry Potter, a girl from our world, and put them all in Hyrule to fight alongside Link in Ocarina Of Time and you get MASS CHAOS! R&R! note: rating may go up due to swearing in later chapters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 83,046 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 12/4/2004
Inheritance Character Correction University by Wokmistress reviews
Sure the characters are cardboard, but what happens when Harry Potter and LotR characters try to teach them to be good characters? [ERAGON PARODY]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Pendragon and the Dark Lord by Dreamsong reviews
The worlds of Pendragon and Harry Potter have met with a bang! The finale's coming soon! Will St. Dane actually win? FIC HAS BEEN PUT ON HOLD. MANY APOLOGIES. FOR FURTHER EXPLANATION SEE MY PROFILE.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,254 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/22/2005
The New Organization by iheartcrossovers reviews
The old version of the New Organization Re. Check it out in my profile.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,024 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Xemnas, Roxas - Complete
The Fountain of Youth by muffiekun reviews
And I discovered, to my horror, that the box wasn’t a box... It was a coffin. And the body inside of the coffin... Was the corpse of my mother, silently sleeping like she wasn’t dead. And that sort of thing creeps you out a little. Linebeck's POV
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008
All is Not Lost by Black Pirate reviews
The Storm Hawk's leader has been captured! What do the Cyclonians want with him and how will the rest of the team save him? Minor P/A. Updated COMPLETE
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Aerrow, Piper - Complete
What Happens In Hyrule by Allexandra Radcliffe reviews
The news and letters following Link through his journey in Twilight Princess. .:Chapter Eleven:. A trip to the past, courtesy of the ancients! Apparently the ancients were packrats... Spoilers!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 2/19/2007
How Cyclonis Stole Christmas by T. F. Crosby reviews
The title says it all. Some people are more whackedout than others.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Just because I'm 30 doesn't mean I have to act it by Lady Starbright reviews
Jon pulls a prank on Alanna who, not suprisingly, get's a bit cross.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Tortall - Complete
Daughter of the Twilight, Daughter of the Light by Midnight Kayari reviews
A year has passed since Midna left. When a mysterious girl appears, chaos ensues once more. Who is this strange Twili girl with the eyes of a light dweller? As her story draws to a close, will the darkness she brought with her cover the light forever?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,993 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
A Tale of Two Links by Link-the-hylian reviews
Basically, the Link from OOT is frozen in time and meets the Link from WW, assisting in his journey. Obviously that makes it AU, and would make no sense with the Zelda timeline, if there is such a thing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,932 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007
Shooting Star: The Journal of Luke Skywalker by Marriella Bullet reviews
Luke writes down everything in his journal. So what will happen if Vader finds it before ESB? Half of this story is dramatic, and then it gets all halarious and funny. It gets pretty random in some parts.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,018 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Luke S. - Complete
Zebras Out For Tea by sawyerzelda reviews
Zelda, a waitress at a retro diner who's life is quite ho-hum, is in for a huge change when a guy named Link becomes a regular customer (and admirer) this fic will teach u many old movie facts! HA HA HA!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,467 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 9/9/2004
Dragmire by Shadow of Link reviews
Ganondorf Dragmire is fourteen, soon to be crowned King of the Gerudos. But shadowed by his line's dark past, he desperately longs for something more from life...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,461 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Ganondorf, Nabooru - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: The Quest for the Holy Grail by i AM the Random Idiot reviews
King Mickey is on a quest—to find the Holy Grail! Also featuring Riku, Sora, Donald, Goofy, the Riku Replica, and Sir NotAppearingInThisFanfiction. Spoof of all things Monty Python.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006
Survivor: Wind Waker Islands by LostInHyrule reviews
Link is your host while 12 Nintendo AllStars split into 3 Tribes. Look for fun challenges, hard decisions, and only one winner! Who will take home the Million Rupee Prize? Castaways include an allstar cast of Ash, Zelda, Kafei, Mario, Brock, and more!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,113 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Makar, Link
The Guardian by ToaMaster reviews
I have a bad habit of lying. Just so you know, this doesn't include Voya Nui or anything after that. Important Notice: I, ToaMaster, reserve all rights to use the character Guardian in the Bionicle Fanfictions. effective on Aug 30th, 2005.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 9/23/2004
The Hylian Chronicles: Time and Oblivion by Star Rokina reviews
Link and his twin sister, Lily go on the Oot adventure to save Hyrule. Meant to be humorous. Focuses more around Lily than Link. Writen by a 10yearold.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 83,513 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Switcheroo by Nyakai reviews
Freakishly AU. Zuko is the firebending Avatar, Aang is a prince, Sokka can waterbend and Katara... can fly? Everything has been switched and no character's role is safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,957 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Another Computer? by KrazyGal91 reviews
The Sequal to Computer? anyways, Zuko is alone and he reads some more fanfics.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Zuko
Here there be Spontainiously Combusting Pillows by Duckweed reviews
Durza must employ all his ingenuity to cure King Galbatorix of a horrendously humiliating disease known to all as the hiccups. Slightly implied DurzaOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
Gred and Forge's Manual For Life by whimsical kitsch reviews
Fred and George have decided to keep a manual about life. They will write down little tips for surviving Hogwarts, and much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,029 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - George W., George W.
Alagaesian Idol by Pink Eraser reviews
It's the moment you've all been waiting for folks! Only YOUR votes, you the faithful citizens of Alagaesia, will decide who will be the NEXT ALAGAESIAN IDOL!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006
How To Annoy Darth Vader by obsessedbutnotcompulsive reviews
Based on Star Wars Nuts' '26 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader'. A spunky female officer on the bridge of the Executor sure knows how to get on Darthy's bad side!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Darth Vader
Survivor: Tamora Pierce Edition by king's-own-knight reviews
This is based on the reality show Survivor, but with TP's oh so great characters as contestants. R and R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006
Sing Along2: Lalala by Random Stuff About Stuff reviews
Aang, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, Iroh and Bumi get kidnapped by pirates and locked up. Realizing there's only one way to communicate, they start to sing! Sequel to Sing Along, COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
The Legend of Kaepora Gaebora by Biggoron reviews
Do you want to know the TRUE story of the gigantic owl that we all know and hate? From his life, to his death, this is the spoof Oneshot of Kaepora Gaebora. You may find it funny... so please R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Kaepora Gaebora - Complete
Weddings by On top of cloud 9 reviews
These are the tales of everyone's weddings! What will Alanna and Kel do to avoid all the pampering? Will Daine's Ma and Da come to give her away? What about Buri? Yuki? Thayet? Read and find out! Also a fun anniversary plot...with our loveable Meathead!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,214 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/17/2005
30 Ways to Misuse Zar'roc by Emerald Tiara reviews
Just what the title says... Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Azula of Fire by Dungeonwriter reviews
A parody of Cruella De Ville for all you Azula fans!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
The Chili Masacre by keeperofcoldtoes reviews
Iroh has the cook make the 'mysterious' foreign food called chili beans. Oh, the gasious horrors that await Prince Zuko and the crew! Will they survive? Will the toilets survive? Chapter 2 is up and has deleted scenes!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Twenty Ways to Annoy Fire Lord Ozai by Spazzumtard reviews
ONESHOT sorta - Ever wonder what would drive Ozai up the wall? Well look no further! Inside: Randomness, insanity, and total WORLD DOMINATION!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
Nabooru's Short and Slightly Random Quest by MagentaDragon reviews
Oneshot. Involving two certain Gerudos, a thief's challenge, sundown, and a lavender scented candle. It's slightly random, hence the name.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Nabooru - Complete
The Change in the Wind by Slythergrl2004 reviews
First Story etc... When a strange KoMatoran appears in KoKoro, the lives of the Toa change drastically. The Toa face new challenges, and they face a new enemy, one the Toa thought they wouldn't face again. FINSISHED!
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,453 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Conversations by Captain Pagie reviews
K, true conversations of mine, that the Fellowship has. Not going to updated regularly, just when I have some good conversations. But that's about everyday....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 41,084 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005
Instead of Saving the World by Black Triforce reviews
A poem about diversions and quite possibly short attention spans. References to many different Zelda games also. Reviews would be nice...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Complete
Hyrule Snowball Showdown! by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
It's snowing in Hyrule which can only mean one thing, a snowball showdown!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Complete
The Return of Ganondorf:The Wrong Way! by firekanji reviews
Ganondorf returns...As a door to door salesman! Slightly funny! First Fic ever...review, but keep it clean!Flames welcome.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Ganondorf - Complete
A Yarn of Seymour's Ordeal by Silver Whirl reviews
While Yuna is gone, Seymour shows up... again... and is defeated... again. However, no summoner means no sending, so Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, and Auron must keep Seymour with them until they find Yuna. First attempt at a story. Kinda silly. Behold the alte
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,949 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004
Songs of Hyrule by The Karlminion reviews
The land of Hyrule is full of songs and music. Our hero collects a lot of it, so wouldn't he be an expert? What if he made up his own songs? These are what I think he would make up.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 11/17/2004
The Star Wars Christmas Songbook by CanaceErinn reviews
Star Wars inspired lyrics to the tunes of Christmas carols we all know and love. Happy holidays!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
Brain Freeze by AwakenDreams reviews
This is a story about a boy named Zuko who just had his first bowl of something called ice cream.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2005
Death Mountain Poem by Alex Neo reviews
A song sung to the tune of On Top of Old Smokey. Somewhat funny. please read and review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005
Legendary Bloopers Goes CelShaded by swedishfish67 reviews
Observe Link's trials and tribulations as he tracks down his naughty sister Aryll because she stole his bag of Swedish Fish (it was fat free). Now in French, Portuguese, British, and German! (Don't ask) Also introducing.. the Duke of Red Lions!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Silly Songs with Harry by iheartremus reviews
And now it's time for Silly Songs With Harry, the part of the show where Harry comes out and sings a silly song...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P.
How would the Snicket characters eat a Reese's? by PearlGirl reviews
read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 3/23/2004
The Marauders vs The Toaster by Letishia reviews
The Marauders are trying to use a Muggle toaster, they seem to be having some issues. CHAPTER 3 NOW UPDATED! THE MARAUDERS TAKE ON A CAR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 7/3/2004
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 146 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
COMPLETE. AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Truth About The powder Faced Women by jayk reviews
Twenty years ago Emma, Steph and Beatrice were happy triplets until their home feel victim to an arsn attack, A mysterious man with a tatoo of an eye on his ankle kidnapped two of the children. Twenty years on the Baudelaire orphans uncover the truth...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,143 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Count O. - Complete
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
You're a Mean One, Ganondorf by Nekonezume reviews
My first songfic, a parody to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch".
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2000
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The Twelve Days of the Eragon Movie! reviews
The not-at-all anticipated sequel to The Twelve Days of Eragon just in time for insert winter holiday of your choice here ! A song pointing out things wrong with the mess of a movie called "Eragon."
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009
Letters reviews
Cowritten with Demon-Kitty-Chan. 150 years after Aang defeated Fire Lord Ozai, Aang is so well known that people go on tours following his journey. This is the story of one girl on the tour and her cousin at home, told in letters to each other.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009
There's a ghost on the Condor! reviews
Oneshot. Horror is insincere. After the Storm Hawks watch a scary movie, strange things start happening. Is it a coincidence, or is there really a ghost on the Condor? Reviews make me happy.
Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Piper - Complete
Private Eyes reviews
Based off an old movie I saw once. Join Inspector Roxas and Doctor Sora as they try to solve the mystery of who killed Lord DiZ morley.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sora, Roxas
The Hylian League reviews
Crossover with Legend of Zelda, but still mostly Storm Hawks. When the Condor breaks down, the Storm Hawks end up on an uncharted terra with possible relations to Cyclonia. I can't write summaries. Please R&R
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Storm Hawks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Organization XIII part II reviews
Xemnas has somehow survived the beating Sora and Riku gave him and is putting a new Organization together out of any fictional characters he can get his nonexistent little hands on. Will get humorous later on. R&R. Flames will be used to warm me up.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Xemnas
SUEvivor: Hyrule Edition reviews
Ten Mary Sues... Nine challenges... Who will be the ultimate Legend of Zelda SUEvivor?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008
After These Short Messages reviews
Commercial breaks are annoying. What can you do about it? Well, you can parody the commercials, of course! Follow your favorite FFX characters as they talk car insurance, chocolate, and sneakers. R&R. Suggestions welcome, but I'm warm enough flameles
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008
Square Goes VBS reviews
My first Kingdom Hearts fanfic. What would happen if Kingdom Hearts 2 and some Final Fantasy characters signed up to help out at a Vacation Bible School? Please review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006
What REALLY Happened to the Roanoke Colonists reviews
If you ever studied American History, you know about the Lost Colony at Roanoke. But have you ever wondered what REALLY happened to the colonists? The Organization got 'em, that's what! Originally written as a school assignment. Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Eragon reviews
Merry Christmas everyone! This is for all of you people who like to make fun of Eragon out there! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pass out on the floor! Please read and review.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
The Legend of the Lost reviews
Rated for violence. I have no idea what compelled me to write this, but oh well. A scary story about the Lost Woods. Please review and I don't mind flames. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
26 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader reviews
A wierd thing I came up with when I was bored in History. Oneshot. Please R and R.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Darth Vader
Maggie, I Killed your Boyfriend reviews
This is what happens when Link kills a moblin named Moe and has to tell his girlfriend that her beloved moblin is dead. Please R&R. Flames welcome.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Link - Complete
Acting! reviews
Title stinks. I round up various Eragon characters and force them to put on a play of Bionicle: Mask of Light. Contains Eldest spoilers. Rated for occaisional violence.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006
Let's Annoy Zuko! reviews
Based off Sacred Fire Gem's 20 ways to annoy Prince Zuko. Follow my OC Steph as she tries to drive a certain banished Prince insane.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Zuko
Temper of a Firebender reviews
My 1st fic on this site. Whips is a mysterious person. No one knows who she is, where she came from, or even her real name. She's just a member of Jet's gang. Then everything changes when a certain trio shows up...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005
Wait For the Right Time reviews
If you don't think that Aang and Zuko are going to team up, read this. If you do, read it anyway. It presents all the evidence. Let's face it people, it's going to happen. Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Aang, Zuko
A very strange fic based off a very strange dream reviews
This is based on a dream I had one strange night...Please R and R. Flames welcome. Oneshot unless I have any other strange Avatarbased dreams. Which I have. So here's more strangeness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
The Legend of Marina reviews
Link and Marina are Kokori Forest's pranksters. What happens when they're sent on an adventure to save Hyrule?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Link
You Missed a Spot reviews
The story of a girl, her revenge, and floorcleaning. Oneshot. Please R and R, and DON'T FLAME ME!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Zuko - Complete