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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

I am obsessed with Harry Potter and find nothing more fulfilling than re-reading all of the books. I’ve got a terrible habit of swearing but I am a firm believer in realism when it comes to narrative and as Harry Potter is set in Scotland and because many of the characters are in their late teens I think it’s highly likely that they swear like sailors.

I like coffee and home made Biscotti!! I like Gin and Tonic and I like Old people who don’t smell like Pee… I like chocolate and crisps and working out with my friends!! Oh YEA

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Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Not Exactly Hate by Li0ness reviews
Hermione will attend Venificus Trellum Academy for the Gifted for one semester! It's an elite school that only accepts the best of the best. She accepts the offer in hopes to learn many new things. What a dream come true! Wait...What? Malfoy's coming too!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,607 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Upside Down, Inside Out & Backwards by eyrianone reviews
Post 6 x 09. 'Confessing her mistake and telling Booth how she feels has changed nothing. So as her world won't 'right itself', Brennan walks out of Booth's starting a chain of events that will alter everything. Forever.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,405 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Hermione's makeover by Hedw1g reviews
When Hermione is hurt by some cruel comments and flees potions, Draco Malfoy takes it upon himself to give Hermione a makeover, but will his feelings change towards the mudblood?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,924 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Heir of the Light by Patwas-Potter reviews
Important Author Note - Please Read. Harry Potter's sixth year at hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry will be like none other. New Powers, New Love. The bonds of friendship become stronger through trials and tribulati
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,821 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/1/2005
Harry Potter and the Realization of Fate by meurysan reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. A mysterious new wizard appears and puts the Ministry, the Order and Voldemort on the defensive. Harry escapes but is it too late for him? What will he do once he is proven innocent? W
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 236,096 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 2,433 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ignorance Correction Compromise by redgrunt84 reviews
Sheldon makes a deal to help Penny in return for her assistance with a pressing matter. Slight spoilers for The Work Song Nanocluster. Penny/Sheldon
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Struggling Through New Beginnings by HarryPGinnyW4eva reviews
This is a story of longing, desire, friendship, and ultimately, of love. Just not with the expected. AU & Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 189,199 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simple Magic by FlameWriter008 reviews
Pre HBP Draco and Hermione are doing a project required from all of the students in seventh year. What is the project? You have to read for that m’dears! Now why is it that Draco keeps waking up to Hermione in his bed? Find out! DracoHerm romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 202,589 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Extreme Makeover Hermione Edition by Punkindoodle reviews
Hermione is tricked into participating in a Muggle reality show where they give her a makeover and pit five men from her past to try and win her heart. Who will she fall for and will they pick her or the money? THIS STORY WILL REMAIN UNFINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,594 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Hermione G.
Love and Forgiveness by HarryPGinnyW4eva reviews
After the war and university, Hermione Granger lives in New York City beginning a new life. Draco Malfoy fled his life of misery, fear, and cowardice with Blaise Zabini. Can time and distance lead to forgiveness, and perhaps, love? Post DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 177,189 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Punkindoodle reviews
An invitation to a dinner party at Malfoy Manor leads to murder. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE. NOT BETA-ED YET!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two of a Kind by Atlanta Sunshine reviews
[Sequel To...Such An Idiot] Draco has admitted his love for Hermione and they agree to a challenge. Hermione says he can't make her want him....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hogwarts University by ears reviews
AU. this is a fic in which the characters are muggles. Lot's of humor, more drunken ramblings will be coming.. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,485 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 2,156 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Weasley's Every Emotion Beans: Lust by RipRoll reviews
It's nearing the end of summer and Harry, Ron and Hermione have gone to stay at Diagon Alley with Fred and George for a few weeks. But after one of the twin’s joke shop experiments is accidentally 'ingested' relationships are turned upside down...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/21/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Wyntermajik reviews
George Weasley (noun): Troublemaker, evil-doer, comedian. Easygoing. Hermione Granger (noun): Bookworm, teacher’s pet, austere. Hermione plus George: Completely wrong for each other...right? HermioneGeorge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,140 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/3/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Desperation by wonderwall05 reviews
Hermione finds herself grudgingly accepting Malfoy's offer. But, strangely shes finding that staying with him isn't as terrible as she would have thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Series of Blind Dates by Jessika Organa Solo reviews
When Ron gets back with Lavender, Hermione realizes that she needs help in the romance department. How many bad dates will she have to endure?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - George W., Hermione G.
A Series of Pointless Events by ooWhiteFox reviews
This is an aggregation of all my pet peeves in Hermione/Draco stories. In other words, it's the works of many other authors all stewed into one sadly true spiel. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 217 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters Contain Few Words, But Alot Of Soul by Rutteroolz reviews
Heyaaaaaaaaaaaa! Hermione is oblivious to how someone feels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 4/27/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Seven Seals by icewater reviews
PostHogwarts, of course. Multichapter. One Night, Seven Hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Now He Takes Off Her Dress by TASHAx reviews
Harry's night isn't going well, after seeing Ginny kissing Malfoy, jealousy burns through him and when he gets home he can't even find solice in his sleep. [OneShot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Something Blue by mistress meo reviews
COMPLETE! Draco and Hermione: A potion out of control and a proposal of marraige. Based on an ep of BTVS, though NOT a crossover. Read it. It's a fun one. Check the real summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confusion by Rutteroolz reviews
This is a poem about Fred and Hermione. It's from Fred's point of view, and he's considering something...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - George W., Hermione G.
Love and War by Lady Idhril reviews
Fred and George go back to school with lots of pranks up their sleeves. Hermione ends up a target, and thus the war begins!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Hermione G., George W.
When Dark Becomes Light by Kaida86 reviews
Draco finds Hermione near the Malfoy Manor, and an unexpected opportunity arises
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,540 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How to Live a Lifetime by mistress meo reviews
It's their 7th year and SURPRISE, Draco and Hermione are both heads. My first fic. Please read and review.It's what I would love to see, if I owned them, but sadly I don't. Rating is R for language and sexual content. CHAPTERS 8 and 9 ARE FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Don't Understand by Ghostly Green reviews
Hermione has been overworking herself in her 7th year. Not only that, but she's hardly eating or sleeping. How does the Head Boy help? By sweeping her off her feet, of course! HGDM, R for future chapters..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,975 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione and Draco: Snogoholics by blingblingbabe reviews
Hermione and Draco fall in love...a Parody to nearly every Hermione/Draco story out there. read and review! *chapter 2 up...a new angle! a new story!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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I have never reviews
After a drinking game in a tropical themed pub, Hermione discovers she's never done anything... sure she's won wars and medals but where was the loving and why is she still a virgin in her last year of University? This is a one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trapped reviews
The Ministry has been evacuated due to a leakage of raw magic; Hermione and Draco have been forgotten and are trapped in one of the many elevators. A One-Shot piece to bring a smile to your face!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hippogriff Fever reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling for you reviews
Draco and Hermione, flat share... She hates him he loves her, this is a short 4 chapter fic that I wrote years ago and never finished. I found it and decided to complete it! Rated M for Language and Sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hormones and detention reviews
What happens when a slightly insane Dumbledore desides to set up two students, Hermione and George are trapped but what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Time of my life reviews
Just a bit of fun, It's cute and silly and a one off thing. So if you guys are looking for a quick laugh read on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete