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Joined 12-02-04, id: 713765, Profile Updated: 01-11-12
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Right, right. Avi's bugged me to do this, so I actually have to get up off my lazy ass and rewrite this profile. Well, I don't have to, but I'd rather not have her coming at me with a knife when I don't, SO!

First thing's first: You see that story down there? That one that's not Nightshade's Valor? Don't read that. That's a piece of crap that I'm just too gorram sentimental to take down. I used to think it was a good start, until I took an arrow the th-...

Until Shrrg and I started talking and, over the course of the past year, we made it much much much better. This has led to the creation of something that would take far too long to explain in this teeny-tiny little profile box, and so I should really just get down to writing it, shouldn't I?

Point is you lot should keep an eye out for an expansion on the Percy Jackson universe that takes an idea I had back when I read Titan's Curse about a year ago (man, has it really been that long?) and more or less touches on a lot of things Riordan didn't, at least at the time we came up with all the stuff. Happen to like Zoe Nightshade as a character, and are grumbling as much as I am that she was killed off so early? Ever take a moment to think about how under-represented and underplayed mortal humans are in the books? We-hell, my friends, you might just want to stop by every so often and look for what will eventually be the following six stories:

Trial of the Guardian

Forging the Shield

Hell to Pay

Veils and Tangled Threads

Subjective Honor

Guardian, Fatebreaker

Hang on to your pants audience, when I finally get off my lazy, white ass to write, Xed's Broken Bow series might just have some competition! An ambitious and ballsy statement, I know, but... well... those few of you who know me know I rarely ever qualify as normal.

(A small warning: I've found, over the past year, that I'm not very nice to my characters. My stories aren't overly cruel, bloody or evil, they're just... dark. It starts to show through after you finish the second-one-that-will-eventually-be-written-honest-I'm-serious.)

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TF Prime: Shattered Glass by Crush48 reviews
Optimus and Arcee leap through the GroundBridge to find a plane of existence where the ally is the enemy, and the enemy is the ally. Can Optimus and Arcee reach Megatron and the noble Decepticons before Optimus' corrupt counterpart and his twisted Autobots gets to them?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,457 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Optimus Prime, Arcee
40k: ToyHammer by Rogue Vector reviews
In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,721 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/29/2009
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
Broken Bow Book 5: The Lost Prince by Xed Alpha reviews
As the most dangerous adventure of his life begins, Armani is tasked with not only a journey of self-discovery, but a challenge to recover something so elusive, that his path will take him further than he ever imagined possible... Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Phoenix Best OC Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,050 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Tales of Olympus by Orochi-Ne reviews
A raging wind had always seemed to surround his life. The wind tore everything away from his soul. Family, love, and trust meant close to nothing to him. He could never grasp the concept of living. He just wanted to exist.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,524 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Helios - Complete
Knights and Dragons by Orochi-Ne reviews
There's a kingdom under siege by an evil queen, a manwhore who just wants his girlfriend back, and a son of Hercules with plans for purifying the world. Welcome to the land hidden from truth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,792 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010
watch his flesh burn by Incendiarist reviews
Strike a match, Little Nutbrown Hare; see the smoke curl upwards? /OC. TW: character death./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
SSSsSsSstumbling into Love by Creepela reviews
Maybe we shouldn't be so quick to judge creepers.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Complete
o sută by Incendiarist reviews
bodies lying — trampled, unrecognisable, forgotten — in the streets. /Drabble./
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010
Tainted Hearts by Orochi-Ne reviews
His heart was tainted with the love for a girl that would never be his. Her hands were tainted with the blood of the one guy that would love her unconditionally. Twoshot. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Thalia G., Leo V. - Complete
Dark Moon by zynaofthenight reviews
Because Siara was a daughter of Artemis. Because Siara wasn't supposed to exist. Because Siara was her best friend. Ivy had two options: kill Siara…or let the Hunt be ripped apart forever. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Artemis - Complete
you are the world to me by hecates reviews
(read at your own risk!) Living in Sin is the new thing. Oneshot. Winner of the Verita Awards, Round 4's Best Character Portrayal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Complete
Veritate Sto by storm-brain reviews
stop making brainless accusations.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
Red and Blues of the Old Republic by Ron the True Fan reviews
After Reconstruction, the EMP sent the RvB crew to the Endar Spire instead of what happened in canon. Now, they've got to save the Republic. If they don't drive Bastila up the wall first! Semi-serious crossover with RvB & KOTOR. Prepare to die laughing!
Crossover - Halo & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bastila S. - Complete
Death, Then a Funeral by Mission to Marzipan reviews
Oneshot, in which Annabeth is trying desperately to come to terms with what she thinks is Percy's death after the Mt. St. Helens eruption in BotL. How do you cope with the prospect of burying your best friend slash love of your life? Sort of Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Annabeth C. - Complete
The Length of Eternity by storm-brain reviews
Zoë never let go of Hercules. But I thought I would be different. I had figured my memories would fade as I got older, but they haven’t. And I can’t go on, being tormented by faces until the end of time itself. Thalia's suicide note to Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Thalia G., Annabeth C.
Dysfunctional by Shrrgnien reviews
When Bianca Di Angelo joins the Hunters, she soon learns that they're as close as family. But they are, after all, an OLYMPIAN family. Cherry gummy bears, pillow wars, and the self-proclaimed devil incarnate are the least of it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Bianca A., Zoë N. - Complete
A Session With Artemis by RedFluffyBanana reviews
Harvey Brown was an ordinary Psychiatrist, with an ordinary life..that is until a certain Greek Goddess arrives. The hidden story of a huntress is revealed.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Artemis - Complete
Captured by weareallliars reviews
Samus is caught by the Space Pirates, and the Master Chief has to save her, but who's the one doing the saving? Incomplete, abandoned. Last updated 8/4/08
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Samus A., Master Chief/John-117
Walk Like Men by Kenya Starflight reviews
On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,462 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
this ain't a love story, i swear by flufflybunny reviews
It's not nice and it's not pretty but it's them and it works. in the end, that's all that matters. EragonArya heliocentrism
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Victims Of Love by sussiekitten reviews
AU - Eragon was a normal teenager. Or well, he was if normal meant having a crush on his brother and having two strange girls as friends. But what can happen when Saphira and Arya starts meddling with his love life? Only bad things...right? Slash, Incest
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,105 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Late One Evening by Vetis The Wicked reviews
A WAFF and later a lemon featuring the oddest ff6 pairing ever.ShadowTerra. Later chapters more lemon, NC.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/7/2006
An Unlikely Tale by Dawn Foxcraft reviews
A novelization of Oblivion with a few twists and turns to the plot planned in the works like a younger, loveinteresty Martin! Gasp. T for language, future violence, and very tame romantic interludes later on. On long hiatus.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006
NY outro: this is not the end by Gamer Guy Ruskin reviews
After the near death of Enrica alternate ending Sam Fisher returns to the NSA but how long will the peace last. In the last months of missions before the conviction.
Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007
Journal of Ambivalence by C Colucy reviews
The journal of A'Hiqa Apew, a young female Twi'lek training to be a doctor in the midst of the Galactic Civil War.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,812 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
The Stormtrooper Chronicles by SnappleAddict reviews
They don’t blink. They are merciless. Fanatically loyal, these men in woman in stark white armor throw down their lives to preserve the New Order. They are the Iron Will of the Emperor. They are the Stormtroopers. Just get past the 1st Ch. It gets better.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005
Splinter Cell : The Shadow Walkers by Myengun reviews
Sam Fisher has always worked alone...until a new mission more dangerous than usual prompts Lambert to call in someone to help, and Sam's not receptive to having a teammate... Rated M for language, violence and some sexual content. Please R&R!
Splinter Cell - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006
Thank You For The Venom by Emmery reviews
After Raven is raped and becomes pregnant, she turns to one titan for help. But will she end up falling for him? Cursing, violence and hostility all around. RobRae,Suggested BBRae, Tragic RobStar and get ready SladeStar! Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Complete
A Child's Savior by Peggy Schultz reviews
AU where QuiGon decides to leave the Jedi order, causing consequences to ObiWan. Finally Finished 7232005
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Assassin by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
Co-written by Nerwen Aldarion. Jan is trained as Vader's apprentice, trusting no one, but herself and her master. Kyle reveals her the truth in her ways, but will it save her from the darkness?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005
ObiWan's Daughter by Nemesis Kenobi reviews
What if Obi-Wan had a daughter and decided to raise her on his own?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 6/13/2000
Captivated by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
KOTOR AU. What if Malak's missles hadn't worked as planned? Bastila is instead captured by Revan, who schemes to turn her to his cause. Bastila refuses to give in, but what happens when she starts falling for the Dark Lord?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,763 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Atton's Redemption by Silvershadow667 reviews
KotOR 2. Atton starts feeling jealousy toward a crew member picked up on Dantooine. He realizes he needs to be honest with the Exile about his past if he hopes to have any kind of future with her. spoilers 05.04.28 FINAL CHAPTER ADDED
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,501 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
One Last Breath by Peggy Schultz reviews
A friend of Obi-Wan’s has a vision of the future in which they were captured and Obi-Wan was killed. Will she be able to prevent his death from really happening? Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,796 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Five for the Alliance by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
AU Captured with Leia, Jan meets Kyle on board the Death Star. Kyle and Jan stick together with Luke, Han and Leia throughout the adventures of the Original Trilogy, and have some adventures themselves. Co written by Nerwen Aldarion
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
Crystal Blizzard by Kenya Starflight reviews
An Eye of the Storm Christmas story. Anakin and Luke spend Christmas with members of the fan club in Salt Lake... only to encounter an old foe and a plot against the city.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,237 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Of Love And War by feralshadow77 reviews
When the UNSC turns Cortana into a Human -and a Spartan- to help Chief with the Covenant invasion of Earth, he begins another war... with his feelings for Cortana.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 11/6/2004
An Admiral's Tale by crucibleoftreachery reviews
Post-KOTOR(Spoilers):- [A Mercenary's Tale] - Chapter 10: The March of Doom: Again, I felt my heart beat faster and my limbs go weak, was I really going to die?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003
Jedi Academy: Adventures of Jaden Korr by JediMarc2004 reviews
This story begins where Jedi Academy left off. Jaden has returned to the academy after being away for a long while, and thus begins a romance with Kyle Katarn. But, little do they know that Tavion has returned and she is vowing revenge on Jaden.
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2004
Pandora Tomorrow by g0ld reviews
Sam Fisher is given a run for his money by 'political wrecking ball' Pandora.
Tom Clancy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004
HK47's Problem Solving by crucibleoftreachery reviews
Knights of the Old Republic meets Jerry Springer. A Christmas Collaboration between Nima Onasi and JadeDragon.. Spoilers to the game included :).
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2003
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Trial of the Guardian reviews
Another prophecy, another adventure, another hero. But then... it doesn't take divine blood to be a hero.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Zoë N., Thalia G.
Trial of the Guardian The Crappy Old One reviews
As the title suggests, this is the crappy old one. I'm leaving its almighty two chapters up for the same reason that people remember the crazy stupid stuff they did back in high school. Take a gander if you'd like; it's chuckle worthy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Zoë N., Percy J. - Complete
Nightshade's Valor reviews
Longer rambling inside. A short bit that popped into my head after reading through four of the five books in as many days. Just a bit of poetry, I don't think I need to tell you all who it's about, and hopefully! friendly for all ages!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Zoë N. - Complete