Author has written 2 stories for Mystic Knights.
"Anyway, that's my opinion, but I could be wrong. Screw it, who wants pie?"
"Long time ago, me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road. Then, all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road. And he said, "Play the best song in the world...Or I'll eat your souls." Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other and we each said, "Okay." So we played the first thing that came to our heads and it just so happened to be the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world. Look into my eyes and it's easy to see one and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny. Once every hundred thousand years or so when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow. Needless to say, the beast was stunned. A 'whip-crack' went his whipping tail and the beast was done. He asked us, "Be you angels?" and we said, "Nay, we are but men." Rock! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohhhhhhhheohhhhhhaohhhhhhh. This is not the greatest song in the world, no. This is just a tribute. Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, yeah, no, this is a tribute, oh. To the greatest song in the world, oh, right. It was the greatest song in the world all right...greatest song in the world all right... And the peculiar thingis thissong that we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song! This is just a tribute, you've gotta believe it and I wish you were there. It's just a matter of opinion. Oh,Good God... Oh, right! Oh, right!"