Christine Hart
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Joined 12-02-04, id: 713806, Profile Updated: 09-26-12
Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Star Wars, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Smallville, and Phantom of the Opera.

Hello peoples.

My name is unimportant. I am a Swedish-Mexican hybrid, and California-born. However, I get the distinct impression that if I were to tell people that last fact on a regular basis, they might look at me strangely, because I'm very pale. They would probably ask me if I was sure I wasn't from the North Pole, or at least England. (True story -- happened in Costco, once. The women looked surprised when I didn't answer them with a British accent.)

I am an avid and passionate Whovian, Sherlockian, pirate, and trekkie; a fantasy, science fiction, and "make believe" enthusiast, to put it very mildly.

My "place of residence" is Southern California.

I am an age approximately between twenty and twenty-two years old. Approximately.

I tend to be a goofy and really random person, fluently sarcastic but with a mild temperament. I'm all talk and no bite. In fact, a lot of people have told me I'm "too nice." I can never understand why, but when they say that, it always sounds as if they're trying to give me constructive criticism. I'm weird sometimes. Okay, fine, a lot.

A lot of people have told me I'm "too nice." They always sound as if they're trying to give me constructive criticism.

I love: love itself, romances and bromances, words and writing (obviously), and playing and/or listening to music. And chocolate covered almonds.

Also, I'm a hardcore student full time. I’m in my fourth year of college now. A little hard to believe. Yet my diploma sits waiting for me. Weird.

Opposite of my affections for chocolate covered almonds are: reality TV, rap music, dishonesty, and most of all, green beans and lima beans. Can't stand any of them, the lima beans especially. They taste like wet chalk wrapped in a thin rubber pouch.

And I'll leave you with that thought as you continue with whatever it was you were doing before.

"Laterz."

OH -- and also: I have been a member of this site since I was thirteen years old. The older stories I have posted reflect my middle school writing abilities. So, please, no judging.

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In Grieving by Lauriarty reviews
John texts Sherlock while going through the 5 Stages of Grief.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tears Of the Violinist by SUPRNTRAL LVR reviews
Sherlock is taken by Moriarty, and when he's found he's going to need John more than ever as he makes his way slowly back to normality. Contains violence, strong language, angst, whump, etc Set just after TGG
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,228 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Desert, Desire, Deserve by Shinigami Rumbleroar reviews
Post-Reichenbach. Sherlock returns after three years, expecting John to punch him in the face. What he gets is so much worse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ten Days by Ealcynn reviews
After that night at the pool, something changes. It takes Sherlock ten days to deduce what it is.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,524 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 11,519 - Follows: 1,313 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 238 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Long and Epic Games by Laurus Nobilis reviews
Q gets easily bored. The Doctor is always available.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Q, 10th Doctor - Complete
Star Trek: The Data Project by Deyna Ian Bloom reviews
Admiral Rose Hayes was married to Data and her world comes crashing down when he is blown up. Now, she'll risk everything she has to get Data back.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Data, Q - Complete
Trust: A Yesterday's Enterprise Story by Orangeblossom reviews
In the alternate universe of Yesterday's Enterprise, Tasha Yar and Data have become good friends. This story looks at how they came to trust each other and build that friendship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
Pranks by Smenzer reviews
Anakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,016 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Past and Present by Alipeeps reviews
This stuff is like poison to you, right?" Mick whumpy tag to Episode 2 - Out of the Past. COMPLETE.
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Red Sky by Cyren reviews
Will, Elizabeth, and the crew of the BLACK PEARL agreed to sail to the World's End to rescue Jack Sparrow, but what if it meant sailing to the underworld its self to pull him out? And what if it put the underworld its self in grave danger?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 113,746 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006
The Worst Thing by moosey16 reviews
After death, the Star Wars crew’s adventures still aren’t over as they discover that the worst thing that can happen to a Jedi is not the Dark Side, it’s Mary Sue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,324 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007
Star Wars: Revenge of the Myth by LunaDea reviews
Palpatine's plot to create an evil empire has been foiled, and all is right with the universe. That doesn't mean that Anakin & Co. can't still get into a lot of trouble... Chapter 46: The Skywalkers are homeless. What to do?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 45,179 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
Just a cold by Aqua Mage reviews
House is sick, but it's just a cold...or is it? Nonship, please review! COMPLETE
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,295 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Dreaming of you by EvilKath reviews
Post DMC. Jack has his beloved Pearl, Elizabeth has Will, but even though they try to deny it, they can't fight the inevitable. And suddenly, it's not about defeating Beckett anymore. JackElizabeth Sparrabeth of course. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,578 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Sorrow for a Sparrow by ilovejacksparrow121 reviews
[OneShot] –Sparrowbeth Elizabeth has already let go of Jack. When she receives a truly devastating telegram, she realises she's going to have to let go of him once more..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Worth Saving Me by Masako Moonshade reviews
Have you given up already, Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
The Man and the Deal by St. Minority reviews
What prompted the deal between Jones and Jack? This is an exploration of Jack's past right before the agreement. Pre mutiny with Barbossa, pre Black Pearl. Warning: mentions of violence and rape, character death.....? oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
The Part They Should Have Shown by DrTaylor reviews
Data should have had a funeral. I blame Rick Berman for his lack thereof, because I blame him for everything. Despite that, I'm not trying to steal from anyone either, I'm just trying to set things right.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - G. LaForge, Data - Complete
Do What You Have to Do by TempleMistress reviews
On Naboo, a seriously injured Anakin and a guiltridden ObiWan deal with the aftermath of their first duel with Dooku. The road to recovery leads to the discovery of a bond far deeper than that of a typical Master and Padawan. AU. Slash in future chaps.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,724 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
A Certain Point of View by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
RotS AU. A Naboo starship lands at a medical facility on a remote planet carrying two Jedi, two droids, and a Senator. A Resolution Between Shadows and Light from Shian Risto's perspective.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Gone Fishing by Smenzer reviews
Luke and Vader go fishing! A short, funny story. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Void Beyond the Viewscreen by Vanillusion reviews
A requiem for Data, from Geordi's POV. Major spoilers for 'Nemesis' (like there's anyone left on earth who hasn't seen it yet...) [Insert shameless plug here --] BTW - for those of you waiting on Any Port In A Storm - Ch.13 is in the works. Stay tuned!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Data, Data
Metalic Tears by chill13 reviews
When a simple away mission turns fatal how will the Enterprise crew react to the apparent loss of a dear friend and comrade...Data?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Sith Pies by Smenzer reviews
A short, silly little story where Darth Vader and ObiWan volunteer to watch the pies Leia just baked.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Last Thoughts by Agent-G reviews
This is my take on what was going through Data's mind at his death in Star Trek:Nemesis reedited version
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Data - Complete
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Smallville Super Sarcasm reviews
This is not a story. This is an attempt at humor, and more specifically, poking fun at what I thought was a very melodramatic series finale.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Unbroken
A few months after Reichenbach and papering over the happy face on the back wall, John feels the inevitable threads of depression pulling at him. But what he encounters one lonely night in his chair may change his mind completely...for better, or for worse. (Oneshot.) (I'm not good at writing these. The description is better than the synopsis, I promise.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
New Song, Old Tune reviews
Oneshot: Sitting in a downed mood, still thinking about End of Time. Aren't we all? This is what I wish could have happened instead. No offense to Matt Smith, but I think a lot of wish that David Tennant could have stayed. Now, he can.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Possession of a Heart reviews
After Nemesis basically...I needed something after that saddening movie...
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,102 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Data - Complete
Amid the Light and Darkness reviews
Anakin has already started set a foot on a Sith's path. ObiWan tries to save him from this fate, yet Anakin refuses and resists. His new family might change his mind.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,049 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
Light from a Diamond reviews
(Rated for Chracter death)My imagination ran wild today. Everybody agrees that switching dimensions between "T.V." and ours would be cool right? Well good! That's what it's about!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005