Makokam
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-02-04, id: 713889, Profile Updated: 12-20-13
Author has written 37 stories for Naruto, Spiderwick Chronicles, Harry Potter, Kick-Ass, Let Me In, 2010, Wreck-It Ralph, Sky High, and Ninja Turtles.

Welcome to my profile. Not sure why you're here, but hopefully you find what you came for.

I was born in 1984, and am a single father of a a son born in 2007, and I work at Office Depot.

My tastes are rather wide. I like many different types of shows, movies and music. This also goes for ships. Within reason. I also have a rather addictive personality, so if I like your work I'll more than likely burn through it as fast as possible. I also have a rather legendary tolerance for bad fanfics( as well as movies and television, etc) but that doesn't mean I don't recognize that they're bad, or that I won't tell you. That said, I don't review things all that often. Usually you'll have to evoke some sort of noteworthy reaction to get one.

As for writing... I have problems with depression and anxiety but I'm just as likely to have hot streaks as cold streaks so please be patient with me.

Oh, and just for a bit of bragging rights, to the best of my knowledge, I wrote the first Spiderwick fanfic on this site. I was number one! And more recently, and more provable, I've written the most popular Kick-Ass fanfic on this site. (The internet?)

And with that, I'd like to add something that's a bit of a modified quote:

Fanfic writing is a hobby that is indulged in mostly by idiots, simpletons, and people who barely or haven't yet made it out of high school.
Fan fiction isn't difficult to write. It's difficult to write well.

Now for some REAL quotes:

“I do this often in vocational guidance of students. They come to me and say, 'Well, umn, we're getting out of college and we haven't the faintest idea what we want to do.'
So I always ask the question: What would you like to do if money were no object? How would you really enjoy spending your life?
It's so amazing, the result of our educational system, that crowds of students say: 'Well, we'd like to be painters', 'We'd like to be poets', 'We'd liked to be writers'...
'But everybody knows you can't earn any money that way'
When we finally get down to something which the individual says they really want to, I will say to them...
'You do that. And forget the money.'
Because if you say that getting the money is the most important thing...you will spend your life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like in order to go on living. That is, to go on doing things you don't like doing. Which is stupid! Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing...than a long life spent in a miserable way.
And after all, if you really like what you're doing, it doesn't matter what it is, you can eventually become a master of it. The only way to become a master of something is to be really 'with it'.
And then you'll be able to get a good fee for whatever it is. Therefore, it's so important to consider this question: 'What do I desire?'"

-Alan Watts

“Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement. In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life...a person happy doing his own work is usually considered and eccentric, if not a subversive. Ambition is only understood if it's to rise to the top of some imaginary ladder of success.
Someone who takes an undemanding job because it affords him the time to pursue other interests, is considered a flake. A person who abandons a career in order to stay home and raise children is considered not to be living up to his potential. As if a job title and salary are the sole measure of human worth.
You'll be told in a hundred ways, some subtle and some not, to keep climbing and never be satisfied with where you are, who you are, and what you're doing. There are a million ways to sell yourself out, and I guarantee you'll hear about them.
To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, bit it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for your trouble."

-Bill Watterson

"'Kindness' covers all of my political beliefs.
No need to spell them out. I believe that if, at the end, according to our abilities, we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do.
To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try.
I didn't always know this, and am happy I lived long enough to find it out."

-Roger Ebert

(Updated 12/20/2013)

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Self Support by MahNati reviews
It is usually said that you first need to love yourself, before loving others. Perhaps Robin shouldn't have taken that too literally.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,859 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 1/13 - [Robin (M), Robin (F)] Lucina, Shulk
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12794 - Favs: 15,946 - Follows: 14,714 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Runaways by Tune4Toons reviews
Gift!fic for MahNati. Modern!AU. — Don't ever trust Palutena to set up blind dates.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6 - [Robin (F), Robin (M)] - Complete
The Secret Diary Of Cameron Baum by Pjazz reviews
Cameron keeps a secret and personal diary of her activities. Next chapter. Cameron attends a pool party and learns some disturbing news about a once and future acquaintance. (Part 1 of 3)
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 344,709 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/5/2008
The Lady is a Tramp by MaggieMerc reviews
Angie's got suspicions on what Peggy does for a living and she's determined to protect her at all costs…to other people. It's not like she's crazy and about to risk her life for a dame that's more hot and cold than the plumbing on the third floor of the Griffith Hotel.
Agent Carter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/19 - P. Carter, Angie M. - Complete
Trip Like I Do by Marx810 reviews
This story is an extension of Makokam's "Toxic" and will more or less, begin and end within the confines of that story. That said: Mindy's had enough of being 'normal' and decides to run away from home and live as she previously did. Only...she doesn't want to run away alone. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass
Road Trip by Shadsie reviews
The tires on the bus screamed as it launched off the rise and landed hard upon the broken asphalt. Its occupants had their weapons drawn. Bombs and blasts were hurled out the back as the angels on the roof let off a steady fire. Mario kept his foot on the fuel as the hordes of infected swarmed all around them. The dog bayed for the fallen. A Smash Zombie Apocalypse fic.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,428 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Complete
First Try: Team Tetsuo by Lucillia reviews
Kakashi was a bit late to fill out a bit of paperwork, and Tetsuo manages to keep Naruto as his student and gain that year's Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi. With what he sees as a potential dream team, or at least one that won't drag Naruto down, he decides to prepare them for the Winter Chunin Exams that are coming up in two months. Diverges from First Try Chapter 11.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 88,911 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Winter's Girl by Creepaboo reviews
She had to be at least fourteen by now, much too old to believe in him. But there was a voice in the back of his head that insisted she had looked right at him... Jack Frost x Sophie
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,207 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Jack Frost, Sophie
Possession by Marx810 reviews
This story is an alternate version of Precocious Crush, chapter 180, if Mindy had been more...aggressive in her attempt on Dave. Rated M for language, sexual content, and rape.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Complicated by kci47 reviews
The post-war trial and investigation of one Severus Snape, as told by the Daily Prophet. Drabble series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,719 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No One Takes Down Hit Girl But Hit Girl by carathay reviews
Hit Girl returns to town a few months after the end of KA2. Sure she'd figured out that she's Hit Girl, not Mindy, but the transition from girl to woman is a little bit more difficult. Especially convincing others that you've changed. Then a freak accident during a patrol leads to being more dependent on Dave then she can handle.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,395 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
A Long Time Ago and Not So Far From Home by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
After an incident with a Kraang time travel device, April is sent 8 years into the past. The turtles are just 8 years old and Splinter has enough to handle without a human girl suddenly appearing in their home. April has to keep her origins a secret while trying to convince the mutant family she means them no harm. However, Splinter isn't the only one suspicious of her motives.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,691 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, April O'Neil
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
The Hazards of the Job by The Fallen Sky reviews
Being a superhero means facing some potentially hazardous situations.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
The Secrets We Keep by KrRcksMySx reviews
After defeating the Mother F**r and his crew of Toxic Mega C**ts, Mindy and Dave go separate ways. Dave has to face NYC on his own, without his father or Hit Girl, and Mindy goes into hiding in the Deep South to evade the NYPD. What does life hold for Dave's future, and can Mindy stop being Hit Girl long enough to keep from blowing her cover?
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 116,285 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl, OC - Complete
Impending Nuptials by 2wingo reviews
Sequel to "Afterglow." Dave and Mindy attend their respective bachelor(ette) parties. Rated for language and explicit situations. "Precocious Crush"-verse.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,356 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl
The Ash Connection by I am Lu reviews
A string of violent attacks at the hands of a mysterious Pokémon has caught Lance and the G-Men off-guard. Little about the motive is clear, other than Ash Ketchum is somehow a factor. His friends and rivals now must confront an important question: Is he really the fabled Chosen One? Set during BW. Multiple pairings, including Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, and Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 340,693 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf] - Complete
Mistaken Assumptions by NewCliches reviews
After the first movie, there is one man Mindy has reason to dislike more than Frank D'Amico...
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Detective Gigante, Mindy M./Hit Girl
Just a Thought by The Fallen Sky reviews
Mindy's been thinking about Dave a lot lately.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Harry Potter & the Halfblood Auror by chelseyb reviews
In his quest to stop Malfoy in his sixth year, Harry turns to an old friend for help. Along the way he finds new allies, a Horcrux, & someone to stand by his side. Alternate view of HBP. Rating for language & violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 259,240 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 13075 - Favs: 15,954 - Follows: 13,250 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Birds and Beasts by Shadsie reviews
Pit believed that humans were special because they were, among the earthly creatures, the closest to the gods. Strangely enough, he'd convinced Viridi to spare them extinction by convincing her that they were beasts. Mostly, she was just staying her hand for his sake.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Pit, Viridi - Complete
Shotgun by Luan Mao reviews
Sometimes you do things not because it's right or because you want to but because someone makes you.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mr. Lizewski - Complete
Love Bug by Motorchickensmile reviews
His life had changed. He had things that for years he'd only dreamed of having; a real home, a place on top of the cake, and most of all, a best friend. But there was still one thing he didn't have, one thing he still dreamed about. A new game appears in the arcade, and Ralph thinks he may have found what he was looking for - but if he has, will he be able to handle it? COMPLETE.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 359,862 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
National Anthem by Shadsie reviews
Smash was once fun, but when Ganondorf took over after Melee, the fights became tournaments of death for the bloodthirsty crowds. Link, the once Hero of Time, is one of the Champions and thus meant to mentor a new young fighter in the latest cruel game of survival. Smash in the style of The Hunger Games (more of a bizarre hybrid than a straight crossover).
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,790 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Pit, Ganondorf, Link, Toon Link - Complete
When the Addiction Kicks in, You'd Better Run by MaybeIt'sTheVodka reviews
Sequel to my Drugged fic. Red Mist seeks out Kick Ass, but is it to destroy him or for another reason entirely? Sadistic-ness shall ensue. Warnings: darkfic, violence, etc.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 4,454 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Remembrance by Nagasha reviews
Turbo had taken much from the citizens of Sugar Rush, not just Vanellope. Their rightful ruler, their hearts and minds... and their memories, not once but several times in an attempt to override their loyalty to their true leader. But now those forgotten times are coming into the light.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Crumbelina dC., Jubileena B. B.
255 by did-you-reboot reviews
The game could only keep track of 255 bricks. It is simply a limitation of 8-bit games. But Felix never expected bricks would have ever caused them problems.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Race For Your Life, Vanellope Von Schweetz by jbwarner86 reviews
When Taffyta accuses Vanellope of cheating, the plucky president of Sugar Rush sets out to prove that she can still be a great racer even without exploiting her glitch. But after a disastrous accident on the newest track in the game, Vanellope begins to suspect that her rival may have a point after all.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Gameplay and Story Segregation by Shadsie reviews
Calhoun wonders about the cruel programming of her backstory. Felix, as a veteran game character, tries to explain an important part of videogames to her. In the end, is there anything more real than love?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Love Notes by MidnightMoonSong reviews
Found the perfect prompt for the Hero's Cuties AU: "Write a romance story about two people living in abutting apartments that are madly in love with each other, but have never actually met each other face to face." Calhoun is ex-military and moved in next to the apartment's handyman Felix. As usual, fluff abounds, enjoy!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Dancing about Architecture by hayseed42 reviews
Birds do it, bees do it, even 8-bit heroes do it. But at least the birds and bees don't have to explain what 'it' is. Felix and Calhoun? Not so lucky. *One-Shot*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Black Coffee and Dark Chocolate Biscott by StarofJems reviews
When help comes from an unexpected immortal, Sophie tries to make him feel appreciated.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,123 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Sophie, Pitch
Z Skit Theater by Twilight Scribe reviews
Hilarious antics on the part of Lloyd and the party with a new skit each chapter. Now with four hundred percent more spoilers!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 435 - Words: 130,094 - Reviews: 6470 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 8/8/2006
Laid Out by Luan Mao reviews
Push someone too far and accept the consequences
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Absolution by Mother Mnemosyne reviews
Vanilla Taffy. How can things go back to the way they were when Taffyta is so full of sin?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Taffyta M., Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
Bed Rest by Luan Mao reviews
Mindy's laid up for a few days. Contest entry for Precocious Crush.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Let's do the Reaity Warp again by Sabbedoria reviews
It was a fateful Autumn afternoon when Claudia was punished with inventory. When bored, Claudia does what she does best - muck around with artefacts
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Claudia D.
Imaginary Friends by Ironic-Sarcasm reviews
When Jack Frost meets up with the Bennett siblings again after ten years, he finds he can't leave them again. Especially when he makes a connection with Sophie. But perhaps... the connection is deeper than he thought. Jack Frost x Older!Sophie [Look for the sequel: Technicolor Dreams]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,996 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - [Jack Frost, Sophie] Jamie - Complete
Interference from a KnowItAll by kci47 reviews
Hermione determines a course of action to save Severus Snape. But how will this affect her past, present, and future? Written for the "One Line Competition, Round 2" on HPFC. Mostly drama with a hint of romance. Warning: character deaths. Thanks to Gamma Orionis for the lovely cover image!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,041 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fall Damage by forcedInduction reviews
More than any other part of the hero gig, Dave loved the opportunity to watch Mindy work. It was like watching an artist or an Olympian, except Dave had never seen anyone paint with oil or watercolor the way Mindy could paint with blood.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,501 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
The Guardian in Spite of Herself by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,390 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Rode Hard, Put up Wet by Luan Mao reviews
Mindy learns to ride the bicycle she got for Christmas. Side story to Makokam's Precocious Crush .
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
Almost Love by kci47 reviews
Some insights into how a Snape/Hermione romance could be. Scenes set during each of the 7 books - no romance until HG's older. As canon-compliant as possible. Rated T for mild language and a slightly steamy scene towards the end. Warning: character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,362 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 4,030 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 2,914 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Ever Under by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Happy endings are what we make of them. Link/Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Midna, Link - Complete
Age of Discovery by R. Daneel Olivaw reviews
Even in a post apocalyptic resistance base, boys will be boys. Meant to be humorous.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Cameron - Complete
Nazi Zombie Chickens by Lee Kyle reviews
At the evil Nazi fortress, Abby and Owen discover more than they were bargaining for.
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Abby, Owen - Complete
Let Me In 2 by Lee Kyle reviews
Picking up immediately after the ending of Let Me In, this novel follows the struggles and joys of Abby and Owen as they attempt to survive Abby's condition and the pursuit of a relentless FBI agent.
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,879 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Abby, Owen - Complete
Deceit for Desire by selly-is-dead reviews
Chris happens across a girl at the comic shop and can't get her out of his head. Unfortunately for her that's a -very bad thing-. Based off the comic-verse. ChrisGxOC. Rating for: strong language, sexuality, and creepy stalking/pseudo-romance!
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,301 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Christopher G./Red Mist
Teamwork 2 by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,055 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Tongue Tied by Krokador reviews
A thief and a soldier on the battlefield. One's a shy girl from the country-side, the other's an outgoing woman. The one thing they have in common is each other, but finding the right words to say is a difficult task. NepheneexHeather
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Nephenee, Heather - Complete
The Case of the Santa Claus Strangler by TorontoBatFan reviews
Dave and Mindy, aka Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl, have been making an impact on crime. Now, they must prove themselves as detectives as they try to find and stop a serial killer who is causing panic during the Christmas season.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8455 - Favs: 10,049 - Follows: 7,561 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Breathless by TheNewFrontiersman reviews
Consequences. The ramifications of every one of our decisions and actions. Outside the pages of comic books, they are inevitable and uncompromising. In the end, Red Mist understood that. So did we.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,815 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
The Continuity Game by Shadsie reviews
When choosing fighters for Melee, Master Hand made a terrible mistake. Universes were split and to preserve all-important order, one young fighter is asked to give up his life.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Master Hand, Link - Complete
Polyjuice, Memory Charms, and More by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is a compilation of all of my one-shots. Most of them are sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,596 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Merely Mortal by Amicitia Revenant reviews
Or, five things that Raph sort of is, and one thing that he is inescapably.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Cave Story: A Novelization by JackmanB reviews
A novelization of the popular freeware-PC game created by Daisuke Amaya a.k.a "Pixel".
Cave Story - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 134,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Shattered by whohasamonkey reviews
Discontinued Will Naruto let him come home, or Naruto the least of Sasuke's worries? Some wounds are so deep, you don't even know they exist. ActionAngst MF Pairings so far LeeSaku, NaruHina Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 134,462 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 11/2/2004
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10093 - Favs: 12,169 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Heaven for Heroes by Shadsie reviews
Melee universe. Hylian-centric. Every fighter had his or her own idea of where they were. Link was certain that he was dead. Eternal feasts and fights were the warrior's heaven, right? He will learn that this "sort-of Valhalla" carries a secret.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Link, Young Link - Complete
Bared Naked by More Than I Appear reviews
Ch 10! While Kyuubi is forced to defend herself, Kisame completes the mission she gave him and runs into the search party. Selene pulls a fast one, Kyuubi’s new servants get their new names at long last, and a new kitsune joins the Nine Tails' party.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,755 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Farm Girl's Promise by Peach Zelda reviews
TP. While wandering around the fields of Faron, Link comes across a red haired maiden waiting for someone by a long-forgotten ranch. Link/Malon
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Link, Malon - Complete
The Strife of Riley by Pjazz reviews
Riley Dawson. Allison Young. Cameron Baum. Bound together by the Past their destinies converge in the Present. Final chapter. Endgame. With Riley cornered Cameron moves in for the kill. Allison Young's fate hangs in the balance.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009
A Curiosity of Snow Globes and Other Situations by silentword reviews
A series of drabbles provoked out of boredom. Focusing on Cameron, some future ones may have slight Cameron/John fluffiness
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cameron - Complete
Handprint On My Heart by Miss Leanne reviews
Princess Zelda speaks out on her relationship with the Princess of Twilight, Midna. ZeldaxMidna later: ZeldaxLink Rated T for brief sensuality, violence and language. Revision process finished 4/5/2010.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Zelda, Midna - Complete
Meeting The Weasleys by JLaLa reviews
What would you do if you met the woman of your dreams? Marry her, of course! When Harry Potter met Ginny Weasley, he never expected a new baby, magical inlaws and a complete crash course about the Wizarding World. HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,741 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,175 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 432 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last One by The Smiling Shadow reviews
In the ending of the war, and Sky Net's dying time, Machines are falling, and Man triumphs. And one abandoned child, beaten by the consequences of war seeks a companion, who comes to her in the form of the Last T1000. She names him Tyler.
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,830 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2005
An Ounce of Prevention by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Sakura H. - Complete
Gardens of Rain by Leowen Dravon reviews
Sakura finally gets over the fact that Sasuke is gone for good. With her mind no longer occupied with thoughts of the Avenger, how does she live on? Mainly NarutoSakura but also some HinataKiba, TemariShikamaru and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,316 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Hinata's Story by KlosetAuthor reviews
I was tired of Stories where Naruto goes from not noticing Hinata to cleaning her tonsils in 20 minutes or two paragraphs. So instead of complaining I decided to see if I could do better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 135,268 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A baby? What to do? by Lightning Ougi reviews
[One shotish] Due to those inexplicable forces that sometimes plague their world, Kisame and Itachi find themselves with a baby. Their baby. Question is, how to get rid of it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
All Nights by Goldy reviews
HAlFBLOOD PRINCE SPOILERS. As the trio sets off on their Horcrux Hunt, Hermione discovers feelings she didn't know she had. Feelings for Harry. HarryHermione. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,485 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Team Seven Got Their Summon Animals by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Once upon a time in Fire Country, O my Best Beloved, three Ninjas went on a D rank mission to retrieve a Cat. A tale in the style of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Windows of the soul by raging hobo reviews
Being Naruto isn't easy, but he never gives up. Someone admires that in him. Someone he loves dearly. Experience the joy, the sadness, the triumph, and the overwhelming love that is Naruto's life. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 142,559 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Sight, Centre of Mind by Scorpio V1.2 reviews
This is my first ever fanfiction, Naruto lost his sight and it is up to Hinata to help him out. I got the idea from an episode of MASH where Hawkeye lost his sight. Please R&R, Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,620 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ripple Effect by rayemars reviews
Sasuke's return to Konoha, and everything that comes after it. Some people have changed more than they wanted or deserved to. Vaguely AU. B.Y.O.Subtext
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 154,597 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
Hellblazer: Hogwarts by Camwyn reviews
Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,555 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 7/24/2004
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
First You Have to Get There by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
After much stalling, Ginny goes on a date to Hogsmeade with Harry. Fifth year AU, sequel to 'Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later.' Fluffy, mild teenage angst. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 11/6/2005 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
The Way of the Apartment Manager by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,768 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Iruka U., OC - Complete
Blackwand Chronicles by S'TarKan reviews
Dumbledore, despite his misgivings, offers an opportunity to a boy temporarily lost in the muggle world. There are some disquieting similarities to another student he remembers from before... [rating may increase later in the story.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,149 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005
Hush by NaturalCyber reviews
AU. Mizuki escapes confinement and his revenge on Naruto has disasterous consequences. What will happen when the loudest ninja in Konoha suddenly isn't anymore?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
In the Shadow of the Triforce by Xantar reviews
While investigating the activities of the mysterious Golden Land cult, the Hero of Time and the Princess he serves uncover a mystery far deeper than either of them imagined. And they discover something about themselves that they never realized before.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2005
The Most Innocent Kiss by therealesther reviews
Just a kiss, the most innocent kind. But what will it mean for the future? NarutoTsunade...Oneshot, thinking back to kiss in episode 90 and 91. don't flame me for controversial pairing please! I don't own Naruto ONESHOT NO LONGER!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Time Gone Bye by Imaginaryfriend101 reviews
Harry get thrown back in time (it was an accident honest) were he meets someone he thought he knew
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,719 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2.
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ties That Bind by ExcalibursZone reviews
Erin Potter is loved by her parents Harry and Hermione and they've provided every possible happiness to her, except one: They were married one year after she was born and the years before that are mysteriously kept quiet. What are her parents hiding?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,088 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lines Crossed by Goldy reviews
Harry and Hermione's relationship is changed forever one night by a kiss. Naturally, Ron's jealous and Harry's confused. Then things get bad. Then things get worse. HHr. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,958 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wrath of a God by The Vash Man reviews
This story tells of Link growing up. A new, greedy king has arrived, Link's heart is broken, and Zelda must save the day. Will Hyrule crumble? Or will Zelda prevail?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Holiday Bonus reviews
A collection of fics written about the holidays, for the holidays. May or may not have anything to do with Precocious Crush. Will most likely focus on Dave and/or Mindy. Genre's and characters listed by chapter.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 91,720 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/14/2011
Precocious Crush reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 215 - Words: 279,585 - Reviews: 6696 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Late Nights reviews
Dave and Mindy work hard at night. Unfortunately, the work doesn't always end when they get home, and sometimes Mindy has to help Dave de-stress. Graphic sexual content.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Complete
A Night Alone reviews
Mindy visits Jessi in Pittsburgh, and they end up having some alone time they use to get some things off their chests. -Graphic Sexual Content-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Mindy M./Hit Girl, OC] - Complete
Blood Basket reviews
A string of bizarre robberies leads Kick-Ass and Hit Girl to a shocking discovery.
Crossover - Kick-Ass & Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl, Abby, Owen - Complete
Only Her reviews
There's this girl... she's beautiful, and smart, and funny, and we just have this connection I can't explain... there's a problem though. She's thirteen.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,008 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl, OC
The Morning After reviews
You always feel it in the morning.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
Experimentation reviews
Mindy invites Dave to meet her at the safe house because she has a favor to ask of him. -Graphic Sexual Content-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
Hun Buys An Office Chair reviews
In which Hun buys an office chair.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Hun - Complete
Kick-Ass Drabbles reviews
Short stories by request. Rated M because even I don't know how bad it could get.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013
Play Fighting reviews
Dave hasn't been able to beat Mindy in sparring. Hasn't even come close. Today though, he thinks he can take her. Good for him it's all in fun.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
Replay reviews
What do you do when you get a second chance, but you don't even know you had a first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P.
Hit Girl's In My Bedroom reviews
Weeks after a chance encounter turned into the best night of his life, Todd discovers that lightning can strike twice.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Todd H./Ass Kicker, Mindy M./Hit Girl] Dave L./Kick-Ass
A Crossover reviews
When a mad scientists decides, "Screw superheroes, I'm outta here!" he finds a world where no one has powers. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean it doesn't have heroes. -Rated M for violence, language, and(maybe)some sexuality-
Crossover - Sky High & Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] [William S./Will, Layla W.]
Three's Company reviews
Dave and Mindy decide to give Riley a special birthday present. Sequel to /Vacation Me/. Explicit sexual content. Chapter Two: Hot Girl-on-Guy-on-Girl action!
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl
The Right One reviews
Owen and Abby make a desperate bid for freedom and try to find a way to survive
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 5/17/2012 - [Owen, Abby]
Free reviews
Six years after Times Square, Mindy is released, free and clear, and is ready to start over. It's a lot harder than she expected. -Based solely on the comics-
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
What Has Been Seen reviews
Ralph comes back from Sugar Rush badly shaken, but the most Felix and Calhoun can get out of him is something about "Vanilla Taffy".
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M. - Complete
The Runner reviews
A new super villain has been making fools of the NYPD and the cities super heroes. Including Kick-Ass and Hit Girl. When Hit Girl's drastically increased training regime proves insufficient, their only hope of catching him is the dangerous "Yoshi Maneuver" -Explicit sexual content.-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Toxic reviews
When Mindy came to him one night, asking him to run away with her, he went with her only to bring her back. He didn't expect her to get under his skin. Into his blood. He didn't realize she was toxic. -A "What If" scenario, based on chapter 51 of PC-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Dave L./Kick-Ass - Complete
GoodNightmares reviews
Sometimes you break, and when you do it's nice to have someone who'll pick up the pieces.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2012 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
Tough Love reviews
Mindy talks with Dave about the problems he's having with Chris. Contains Slash and Femslash.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Christopher G./Red Mist - Complete
Vacation Me reviews
While on vacation, Mindy decides to take advantage of the situation. Rated M for Sexual Content
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,297 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Last Kiss reviews
N/A
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2012 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] - Complete
Break Her reviews
Chris plays with his new toy. WARNING! Contains the RAPE and ABUSE of a MINOR
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Christopher G./Red Mist, OC - Complete
Broken Bird reviews
Mindy has lost everything, and now she's just trying to move on.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, OC
Perspective reviews
Owen takes Abby to a new movie. Her reaction is...unexpected.
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Abby, Owen - Complete
Black Betty reviews
Revenge. Retribution. Retaliation. They all mean the same thing, and it's a family tradition.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - OC - Complete
Trust reviews
"Be careful who you trust." This could not be a more important motto to anyone than costumed vigilantes.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Prelude to a Crush reviews
Hit Girl and Big Daddy talk about meeting Kick-Ass
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Mindy M./Hit Girl, Damon M./Big Daddy - Complete
Inititation reviews
Owen and Abby welcome the new ranch hand into the family.
Let Me In, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2011 - OC - Complete
Passing the Torch reviews
There's a new hero hitting the streets, and if she doesn't get you, her parents will.
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl, OC - Complete
Children of Light and Dark reviews
A Simple and short poem about Naruto and Sasuke. Inspired by Chapter 462: Sasuke's Dogma
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Girls Day Out reviews
All of the ninja of Konoha have the day off. Sakura and Ino decide to make a day of it, no boys needed. Previously "Random Select". Re-edited and Re-uploaded -Cover Art by unknown -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - [Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Pillow Talk reviews
Harry and Ginny relax after the fall of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love and Learn reviews
Mallory Grace deals with her first broken heart.
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
Excuses Excuses reviews
Just another of Kakashi's bullshit stories?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Staff of:
  1. Hot, Funny, and Sweet
    General All Categories