Fionn Whelanhide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Simpsons, Hellsing, and X-Men: The Movie. Favorite TV programmes: -"Simpsons" -"Robot Chicken" -"Venture Bros" -"Seinfeld" -"Monty Python's Flying Circus" -"Gargoyles" (ah, for the 1990's!) -"Hellsing"! Favorite Films: -"Gojira"-and the Showa and Hesei series -"The Exorcist" -"Dracula" -"Star Wars" original trilogy -The Hammer Studios "Dracula" series with Christopher Lee -"Matilda" -The Marx Brothers films -"The Longest Day" -"The Fugitive" -"Enter the Dragon" -"Hero" -The Lord of the Rings trilogy Favorite Bands: -Oingo Boingo -Pink Floyd -Talking Heads -Blue Oyster Cult -Van Morrison -Rolling Stones -Modest Mouse -Alice Cooper -Donovan -Led Zeppelin -The Beatles -The Kinks -Flogging Molly -The Cheiftans -Eric Clapton -The Cure -David Bowie -Deep Purple -They Might Be Giants -Kansas -Supertramp -Genesis |
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Harry Potter and the Great Cthulhu by Keith B. Real reviews
Voldemort is small potatoes compared to the Great Old Ones, much to he and the rest of the HP crew's dismay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Harry P.
Judas Priests by Hamilcar reviews
Pietro completes his mission, but not before wreaking a little havoc. Maxwell's dreams begin to disturb him. And Kurt follows Pietro down the path of selfimprovement while Wanda hesitates about which path to walk at all. AU, Hellsing and Marvel.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,814 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
The Untold Tapestry by foroyar reviews
Lir visits the unicorn one last time.
Last Unicorn - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
The Critics by Dead Composer reviews
Jay Sherman and Bart Simpson review the latest movies.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
Treehouse of Horror: Waiting to Go D'oh by Dead Composer reviews
Homer and Flanders are the last humans on Earth...
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
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And Shine Heaven Now reviews
A HellsingSimpsons crossover. With the help of Alucard and Seras, the Simpsons take on the UnDead menace once again. Part of my Simpsons Vampires series. Formerly rated M, may change again with next chapters. Violence, language. Please Read & Review.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,017 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 5/21/2006
Weak reviews
Mystique, now human, is all alone in San Francisco. But an encounter with a small group of mutants revives her will to live. Rating may change. language, sex, violence. Be warned.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Raven/Mystique
Night of the Dolphin II: Enter the Seal reviews
Inspired by Treehouse of Horror XI. How to reclaim Springfield from the dolphins, lead by the evil King Snorky? Mild Language and Mild Action and Violence.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006
Taste The Blood Of Burnsula! reviews
COMPLETE. Based on Taste The Blood of Dracula starring Christopher Lee. Main character: Eric from Simpsons Generations. Some humor, some horror. Warning: Violence and minor language. If you read a fanfic and don't post a review, then you're a thief!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Mr Burns Has Risen from the Grave! reviews
COMPLETED! A tale of action, adventure, romance, and the Undead...and The Simpsons! Is good, you try! Please R&R. Sorry About the length, shorter, more direct sequel in the works.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
We Close Our Eyes reviews
Formerly '2 Weddings...Funeral'. Complete! The lives of the Simpsons and friends, following 'Mr. Burns Has Risen From The Grave'. Love, Laughs, and a nearendless parade of unnecessary guest stars! R&R!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,672 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Tree House of Horror: Bart Simpson's 'Vampires' reviews
Part of my continuing efforts to revitalize the 'R' genre of the Simpsons. A horific and hilarious tale, featuring guest stars Agents Mulder and Sculley from "X-Files". Rated for vampire violence, blood and gore, mild language, and 'Weird Al!
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005
The Nightmare of Flanders reviews
An epic thriller involving evil Rod and Todd. The Flanders' are wreaking havoc, and only one man can stop them! Contains violence, harsh language, and sex. This story is my chef d'oeuvre, my magnum opus. Review, please.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,868 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 1/1/2005
Tree House of Horror: War of the Weirds reviews
A "Tree House of Horror" story. R&R. The next ten people to post a review will recieve a check for fifty dollars! Checks will not be honored.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2004
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