Author has written 54 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, X-Men: Evolution, Indiana Jones, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Tv Shows, X-Men: The Movie, Mummy, Lost, National Treasure, Fantastic 4, Supernatural, NCIS, and Castle.
THE owner of this profile is an absolutely terrible updater, no longer goes to university where she originally claimed but is instead back home in (not so sunny) Wales. When not reading, writing or watching horror, she can be found playing first-person shooters or horror video games, hiding at her favourite coffee shop or travelling the trains. Her best friend is the writer angel_death_dealer.
She has a liking for fantasy, horror and sci-fi books and spends any spare time stalking the countryside with her camera in hand, or up a tree with a notebook.
She is an avid albeit laid-back writer who can often be found apologising for her incredibly slow updates and would like to take this moment to openly blame school work and not the fact that she keeps getting sidetracked by new projects. She'd also like to say that this was a total lie and as soon as she gets off her Supernatural fetish she will get back to writing her old works.
Her favourite TV shows are NCIS, Supernatural, Firefly, Monroe and Big Bang Theory; her favourite films are Lord of the Rings, Top Gun, Entrapment and Pirates of the Caribbean and her favourite books are Stephen King, Lord of the Rings, Terry Pratchett and To Kill A Mocking Bird. She is also very aware that Terry Pratchett and Stephen King are in actual fact authors but cannot choose between their books. She is also a huge anime and manga fan, as well as a fan of Japanese films, games and the Japanese in general and is pretty sure that no-one is even still reading this and wonders if she should instead start discussing the air velocity of an unladen (African) swallow.
For those of you still here and not confused by the Monty Python reference, the owner of this profile congratulates you and would like to add that she is currently twenty one, has two hamsters and enough of an imagination to keep her going for as long as it takes.
Oh, and she is easily amused by small things.
Alex E. Andras
Updated 26/3/11: Yeah, I'm still alive. Last year or so has been a difficult one, with me mostly ill, but the good news is that I've got only two days left before my dissertation is due, and then I will be writing like their's no tomorrow. So bear with me just a little longer, please?
Updated 3/4/09: Livejournal page has been linked as my homepage. Also put a second update of Never Setting Sun up, seeing as I hadn't updated in a couple of weeks, thought I'd give my readers a present xD
Updated 2/4/09: Am going home for a month for easter as off Saturday (4th) so should be a good few updates up whilst I'm there, especially as Easter is being spent staying with angel_death_dealer, who I know will make sure I'm writing. Have created a livejournal (linked through my homepage button at the next update), so that people here can see me procrastinate and give me a kick to get me moving! :P
Updated 8/1/09: Cold Making snow angels (for the first time ever) = chest infection. Have had to catch up with university work before I could start my writing up again. Should have all posts up by Wednesday I hope.
Updated 18/1/09: Exams nearly finished. English exam on Wednesday so updates will be up on Friday.
Updated 11/12/08: University internets been slow, and exams and coursework essays have taken priority. I promise an update for either Wednesday or Thursday (intend to keep to this one).
Updated 13/6/08: Apologies again. I know I promised the last chapter for What Tomorrow Brings would be up by the 11th, but I'm in the middle of my finals. Update will be up next Friday at the latest.
Updated 4/4/08: want to apologise for the lack of updates, I'm really sick at the moment and going into hospital in 2 weeks time. I'll try to post up before I go though.
Updated 9/4/08: reworked my profile, if you can't tell, and would like to say that updates will be slow between now and June, I have a lot of revision for my final exams.
Faith of the Heart
After the Moon is Full
Lord of the Rings:
Got the Girl
Our Truest Selves
Break Up (Spaced)
Pirates of the Caribbean:
A Sparrow's Nest
Blaze of Glory
A Train Journey
Current Works (Most updates Friday):
Hiatus Works (And I promise I will get around to completing them):
Winter Storm (Castle)
Dance of the Dead - X-Men fic. Sequel for 'To The End'. Remy's life after Rogue's death. Will he cope or has depression led him to the brink of insanity?
Hudson: Hey Vasquez! Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
"Dean walked across the road, holding the bunny as he skipped and sang about Gloria Estefan." and then you'd collapse face first on your keyboard (Sammy, on my being loopy and writing after taking cold tablets)
Does the walker choose the path, or the path the walker? (Sabriel)
I plan to pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out! (Jack Sparrow)
Philip (in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice and accent): My second favourite film is The Princess Bride!
She's safe, just like I promised, She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman. (Jack Sparrow)
Dude, looks like someone steam-rolled Harry Potter (Hurley, Lost)
Carlton: Look at my face!
Will: This is my brother Carlton. We can't afford clothes so he just doesn't grow!
Sharon: Just because Pete brings her pizza doesn't mean he's delivering the sausage
Ashley, If you're here. Who's running hell? (Pete, Two Guys and A Girl)
Philip: Donde esta... donde esta...
Fine! Keep your smegging cold chips! I had pizza for breakfast! (Me to my little brother. In the debate for who has the worst eating habits)
Are you trying to out suffer me? Because you can't. You've got me to talk to, and I've only got you. (Susan, My Family)
(to Daisy) You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese. (Tim, Spaced)
(to the nurse) Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been! (Mr. Fawlty, Fawlty Towers)
Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins (Steven, That 70's Show)
Lister: I'm gonna get a cow and a sheep and I'm gonna breed horses
I've got a boyfriend now, Tom. I'm immune to pain. (Nina)
Berg: I'll stay here til Thursday if I have to!
Emma, it's Birdseye Dippers. Not a souflee. (Philip)
Is it me, or do you have the sudden urge to eat your own leg? (Dan)
Blown to bugger-y? How much explosives are needed for that? (Have I Got News For You)
It's amazing, you look like a normal person but really you are the angel of death. (Sally, When Harry Met Sally)
Tim: Do you think you can describe yourself in five words?
I lost my shoe (Sam, Supernatural)
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole (Dean, Supernatural)
I hope your apple pie's freaking worth it! (Dean, Supernatural)
Monks have been among the biggest pissheads in Britain (Hugh Dennis)
'Boom Boom Krak-oo Krak-oo' means 'the octopus has stolen my coconut' in monkey (Bill Bailey, Have I got News For You)
[Sara, watching my phone receive a text message]
Joey: Okay. Ducks are heads because ducks... have heads
Sam: Why are we running?
There's that word again. Why is everything so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull? (Doc. Back to the Future)
Oh yeah, they're all number one. Where's the second single? Where's the second album? They're all dead now, aren't they! (Simon, Never Mind the Buzzcocks)
Shanita: Why don't you like her?
To the winch, wench! (Engywook, The Neverending Story)
(Whilst watching the goodbye at the end of Eragon) Jason: That reminds me, I have to take my cheese home tomorrow
I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm even here at all (Black Books)
What is your mother's name? What?! I only knew her as Ma! (Bernard, Black Books)
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it (Black Books)
Dammit Jim! I'm a writer, not a mountain goat! (Me, to my father whilst we were hiking in gale force winds)
Dr. Cox: What is that in your lap?
We're like the world's gayest ninjas! (George, Being Human)
They gave me this machine... it's supposed to prove I need different meds, but all it's proving is I have the lung capacity of a squirrel (Me, on the need for new inhalers)
For 'Nobody leave the building', there sure are a lot of people leaving the building (Abby, NCIS)
Everyone has a cellphone. I have a cellphone (Gibbs, NCIS)
Do not lie, because Gibbs is like Santa Claus, he knows if you've been naughty (Abby, NCIS)
Women should never get involved in politics. It's a waste of beauty. (Ari, NCIS)
Philip: Look at that wench!
Permission to shoot him? (Kate, NCIS)
Abby: Gibbs, you rock.
Gibbs: Go tell Abby that I want her. Now.
Kate: Do people react that way because we're NCIS, or is it something about you?
Abby: Thank you, Sir!
You can't rush science, Gibbs! You can yell and scream at it, but you can never rush it (Abby, NCIS)
Me: They're talking to this guy who paints macabre pictures and they're saying he's disturbed. Am I disturbed?
Abby: Permission to speak freely, Sir!
McGee: Why are you so excited?
McGee: Can a guy be cute to you without body art?
Flash for Ducky, Gerald (Ari, NCIS)
Abby: You went to see Ducky before you came to see me!
His eyeballs are disco dancing beneath those lids (Abby, NCIS)
You're going to have to speak up, Gibbs is apparently trying to kill us! (Kate, NCIS)
We can rebuild it! We have the technology! (Abby, NCIS)
[a pair of laddered tights have been on our stairs for weeks]
Nicola: What're you making?
Nicola (After I've wandered into the living room clutching my face): What's wrong?
Jess: It was like a screaming noise, a bit like 'ARGHHHH.' But obviously it wasn't actually like that because I'm not in mortal peril. If I was in mortal peril then I could do it. (Again, one of my housemates)
Olivia: What is it?
Chips are nicer... if you're deaf in the mouth! (Arguemental; on the debate of which is nicer, chips or salad)
Shun the normal-eyed people, Shuuuuuuun (a university student who was wearing glasses)
Olivia: You owe money to a guy nicknamed Big Eddie?
Peter: Walter, I am with a woman in her mid-twenties, she is going into cardiac arrest due to an overdose of anesthesia. Her heart just stopped.
Olivia: Walter, her disease. If there's no cure…
Walter: And we have gooification.
Abby: We just have to Humpty-Dumpty it
By Crikey Doctor Malard, I believe you solved the case! (Tony, NCIS)
Lets face it, I'm a more believable sleeze-ball than you (Tony, NCIS)
Gibbs: Requisition replacement cellphones and weapons for my team. Go!
Me: Shaun the Sheep secures a win.
Use the clutch! Good God man! Use the clutch! (Ducky, NCIS)
This is my son Eric. You can call him 'Dumbass' (Red, That '70s Show)
Eric: You hear that dad? They've got a catchphrase! What's ours?
You're supposed to be dead (Ducky, NCIS)
Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins (Hyde, That '70s Show)
Aw. You brought that tall man some flowers! (Jay, MIB)
Beatrice: You here to make fun of me too?
Everytime you have a drunken one-night stand, and order a taxi from your own house! (Argumental)
Niki: I want you out of my sons life
And then he's dry!! (Sammy, whilst watching Rise of the Silver Surfer)
Oh god, I'm gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm gavomiting! (Perry Cox, Scrubs)
People run out of petrol, but they never run out of legs (Camberwick Green)
S.B: What's the one word that follows the term 'fly-on-the-wall'?
They all saw me feeding fish to my 'boyfriend' I'm sure my street-cred has gone right down (Matt, discussing something that he did without realising)
Rachel: There is a small child inside this man
We have just witnessed a classical example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass' (Shigure, Fruits Basket)
I think it's missing some of what it should say due to them running out of space. It should say: 'MEN! Because women appreciate the simple things in life', give them a hug every now and again! (Jason, on what was written on the cup I had for my birthday)
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