Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Hey how ya doin'? Let me tell you about meself.
Favorite Show(s): Teen Titans, Family Guy, American Dad, Fairly Oddparents, Aqua Teen Hungerforce and Celebrity Deathmatch
Favorite Anime: Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, One Piece, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, S-CRY-ED, and anything from the Dragonball or Gundam series.
Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Offspring, New Found Glory, Foo Fighters, Rise Against, System of a Down
Making RPGs (never finished one), Toonami, Japanese music, Action movies, Funny stuff, Next Generation stories
Incest(I can handle yuri, and even yaoi, but when you start havin' family doin' eachother I hafta draw the line! You know who you are sickos), excessive bashings (except in The Simpsons with Godfather III those are funny. And Fox, it's good to be able to laugh at yourself, everyone else does anyway), the way 4kids butchers anime.
"Better to be the God of Death, than the hero of a massacre."
-Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing Endless Waltz
"I don't know who you are, but you're gonna be a fatality too."
-Crot, Gundam SEED
"No, all your hopes and all your dreams will die right here."
"Not impossible, inevitable."
-Agent Smith, The Matrix Revelutions
"But, how was I suppoes to know she would-"
-Huey and Riley, The Boondocks
"I've just finished talking to the ship's computer...and it hates me."
-Marvin the Robot, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"'Cause as Noah once said, 'Iss goan rain.'"
"Must be brave, must be brave, ewwwwwwwww."
"You are the GAYEST monster since Gay came to Gaytown!"
-Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"It's not a monster. It's God!"
-Malik Ishtar, Yu-Gi-Oh
"I wonder what'll happen first: Your bones break or you lose conciousness. I'll bet on the bones everytime!"
-Haruhiko, Zatch Bell
"Normally I would tell you to step back in order not to get hurt.. but I'll make an exception. I'M GOING TO BEAT DOWN EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"
-Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin
"I hurt...in places that don't even exist."
-Billy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
"Whoa what am I smoking? Oh yeah, pot."
-Otto, The Simpsons
"Once you've fallen into Hell, show me how you can climb back out...if you can."
-Manjyome Thunder, Yu-Gi-Oh GX
"I am the Black Jaguar. My nose will find anything. My eyes will see everything. MY FEET WILL CATCH ANYTHING! AND MY CLAWS WILL TEAR EVERYTHING!"
-Chocolove, Shaman King
"I'm not chasing you because I was ordered to, I'm chasing you because I'm pissed."
-Col. Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist
"God there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'm gonna hafta start carrying a list just to remember them all!"
-Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
"I'm going to change your bone structure if you say anything else."
-Sanji, One Piece
"You commited three sins: One, you called yourself a chef in front of me. Two, you wasted food. Three, you insulted...MY SHIPMATE!"
-Sanji, One Piece
"I hope you appreciate, Kal-El, that everything that happens from this point is on your head. The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of billions. Only then after your last pitiful hope is extinguished will I end your life."
-Darkseid, Justice League Unlimited
Anime Rant For the Moment: (Warning: Mature Language Ahead)
Dubbing: Y'know what's really pissing me off. When you come across a forum about which dubbed animes suck and why and some jerk off comes along and complains about stuff that doesn't make sense. What's worse is that I get the feeling that these people are actually trying to find new shit to complain about. Take One Piece for example, a fine model of crappily dubbed anime. What with its horrinle voices, bad puns at serious moments, missing episodes, and super soaker used by the military. But some things people should not complain about because not only does it make you look retarded, but it gives the impression that your just going along with the crowd:
1. Luffy's/Zoro's name.
Luffy or Ruffy. Zoro or Zolo. Where do I even begin on this one? First off, let me say something to the geniuses who deduced that since the Japanese has no "l" sound in their language, It's automatically Ruffy and Zoro. Okay geniuses, let me ask you something, If the Japanese can use sounds from other areas(ie. the "v" sound in Chocolove from Shaman King's name) what makes them so incapable of using the "l" sound in Luffy's, Enel's and, Rob Lucchi's names? And also it clearly states on Luffy and Zoro's wanted posters that their names are spelled "Monkey D. Luffy" and "Roronoa Zoro." Discussion over.
OMG!! They gave Robin a light Southern accent and Wapol a Russian accent! We must raise our torches and pitchforks in anger. Wow. So every character has to have the same tone of voice for an anime to be good. I for one appreciate the accents. They add variety to the characters. And as long as they don't follow the stereotypes given to the accents(ie. making Robin say "Hey y'all" or call someone "Suga" all the time), I'm perfectly ok with it. Besides the Japanese give their characters different speech patterns. Fukurou has his "chapapa," Naruto has "-dattebayo/-tebayo," and even Ryu from Shaman King had his habit of rolling his r's. So why can't we mix it up wiith our voices?
3. Translation of moves and Devil Fruits.
This one...just pisses me off to no end. While it's true that 4Kids did a hellova screwup dubbing names (ie. Mouton Shoot-Leg O'Wham Supreme, Bird-Bird Fruit to Tweet-Tweet Fruit, etc...). Someone has actually gone and compained about changing Gomu-Gomu to Gum-Gum. Let's break something down here:
Gomu is Japanese for Rubber
Gum is a sticky but elastic substance found in plants used to make rubber.
OMG!! They're both basically rubber! Who knew? Besides the people who translated the manga and anime, of course. So whether a dub uses "Gomu Gomu", "Gum Gum", or "Rubber" it's all the same. Using "Gomu" doesn't make the show better. It just gives overzealous fanboys/fangirls something to nut off/plunge themself to.
Whew, that was a long one. And if you're wondering, yes. I purposely didn't use the "l and r are interchangeble" excuse. I'm pretty sure everyone's heard that too many times to count. Oh well. I'm done for now. I'm comin' for you Narutards next time.