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Author has written 2 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and Yu-Gi-Oh GX.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

Hey how ya doin'? Let me tell you about meself.

Favorite Show(s): Teen Titans, Family Guy, American Dad, Fairly Oddparents, Aqua Teen Hungerforce and Celebrity Deathmatch

Favorite Anime: Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, One Piece, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, S-CRY-ED, and anything from the Dragonball or Gundam series.

Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Offspring, New Found Glory, Foo Fighters, Rise Against, System of a Down

Favorite Pairings:




Atem/Anzu (Tea)











Making RPGs (never finished one), Toonami, Japanese music, Action movies, Funny stuff, Next Generation stories


Incest(I can handle yuri, and even yaoi, but when you start havin' family doin' eachother I hafta draw the line! You know who you are sickos), excessive bashings (except in The Simpsons with Godfather III those are funny. And Fox, it's good to be able to laugh at yourself, everyone else does anyway), the way 4kids butchers anime.

Favorite Quotes:

"Better to be the God of Death, than the hero of a massacre."

-Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing Endless Waltz

"I don't know who you are, but you're gonna be a fatality too."

-Crot, Gundam SEED

"No, all your hopes and all your dreams will die right here."

-Bones, Yu-Gi-Oh

"Not impossible, inevitable."

-Agent Smith, The Matrix Revelutions

"But, how was I suppoes to know she would-"


-Huey and Riley, The Boondocks

"I've just finished talking to the ship's computer...and it hates me."

-Marvin the Robot, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"'Cause as Noah once said, 'Iss goan rain.'"


"Must be brave, must be brave, ewwwwwwwww."

-My friend

"You are the GAYEST monster since Gay came to Gaytown!"

-Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"It's not a monster. It's God!"

-Malik Ishtar, Yu-Gi-Oh

"I wonder what'll happen first: Your bones break or you lose conciousness. I'll bet on the bones everytime!"

-Haruhiko, Zatch Bell

"Normally I would tell you to step back in order not to get hurt.. but I'll make an exception. I'M GOING TO BEAT DOWN EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"

-Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin

"I places that don't even exist."

-Billy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

"Whoa what am I smoking? Oh yeah, pot."

-Otto, The Simpsons

"Once you've fallen into Hell, show me how you can climb back out...if you can."

-Manjyome Thunder, Yu-Gi-Oh GX

"I am the Black Jaguar. My nose will find anything. My eyes will see everything. MY FEET WILL CATCH ANYTHING! AND MY CLAWS WILL TEAR EVERYTHING!"

-Chocolove, Shaman King

"I'm not chasing you because I was ordered to, I'm chasing you because I'm pissed."

-Col. Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

"God there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'm gonna hafta start carrying a list just to remember them all!"

-Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"I'm going to change your bone structure if you say anything else."

-Sanji, One Piece

"You commited three sins: One, you called yourself a chef in front of me. Two, you wasted food. Three, you insulted...MY SHIPMATE!"

-Sanji, One Piece

"I hope you appreciate, Kal-El, that everything that happens from this point is on your head. The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with the blood of billions. Only then after your last pitiful hope is extinguished will I end your life."

-Darkseid, Justice League Unlimited

Anime Rant For the Moment: (Warning: Mature Language Ahead)

Dubbing: Y'know what's really pissing me off. When you come across a forum about which dubbed animes suck and why and some jerk off comes along and complains about stuff that doesn't make sense. What's worse is that I get the feeling that these people are actually trying to find new shit to complain about. Take One Piece for example, a fine model of crappily dubbed anime. What with its horrinle voices, bad puns at serious moments, missing episodes, and super soaker used by the military. But some things people should not complain about because not only does it make you look retarded, but it gives the impression that your just going along with the crowd:

1. Luffy's/Zoro's name.

Luffy or Ruffy. Zoro or Zolo. Where do I even begin on this one? First off, let me say something to the geniuses who deduced that since the Japanese has no "l" sound in their language, It's automatically Ruffy and Zoro. Okay geniuses, let me ask you something, If the Japanese can use sounds from other areas(ie. the "v" sound in Chocolove from Shaman King's name) what makes them so incapable of using the "l" sound in Luffy's, Enel's and, Rob Lucchi's names? And also it clearly states on Luffy and Zoro's wanted posters that their names are spelled "Monkey D. Luffy" and "Roronoa Zoro." Discussion over.

2. Accents.

OMG!! They gave Robin a light Southern accent and Wapol a Russian accent! We must raise our torches and pitchforks in anger. Wow. So every character has to have the same tone of voice for an anime to be good. I for one appreciate the accents. They add variety to the characters. And as long as they don't follow the stereotypes given to the accents(ie. making Robin say "Hey y'all" or call someone "Suga" all the time), I'm perfectly ok with it. Besides the Japanese give their characters different speech patterns. Fukurou has his "chapapa," Naruto has "-dattebayo/-tebayo," and even Ryu from Shaman King had his habit of rolling his r's. So why can't we mix it up wiith our voices?

3. Translation of moves and Devil Fruits.

This one...just pisses me off to no end. While it's true that 4Kids did a hellova screwup dubbing names (ie. Mouton Shoot-Leg O'Wham Supreme, Bird-Bird Fruit to Tweet-Tweet Fruit, etc...). Someone has actually gone and compained about changing Gomu-Gomu to Gum-Gum. Let's break something down here:

Gomu is Japanese for Rubber

Gum is a sticky but elastic substance found in plants used to make rubber.

OMG!! They're both basically rubber! Who knew? Besides the people who translated the manga and anime, of course. So whether a dub uses "Gomu Gomu", "Gum Gum", or "Rubber" it's all the same. Using "Gomu" doesn't make the show better. It just gives overzealous fanboys/fangirls something to nut off/plunge themself to.

Whew, that was a long one. And if you're wondering, yes. I purposely didn't use the "l and r are interchangeble" excuse. I'm pretty sure everyone's heard that too many times to count. Oh well. I'm done for now. I'm comin' for you Narutards next time.

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15323 - Favs: 23,782 - Follows: 20,912 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Can't Hide by MidnightUnderMoonlight reviews
It's been well over a year since the Shadow Riders have made an appearance. Residents of Duel Academia thought they were long gone. Now the Shadow Riders are back, stronger than ever. And they're after one thing: Alexis. She can run, but she can't hide.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,531 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Alexis R./Asuka T., Zane T./Ryō M.
The Trouble With Love Is by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
Love is the deepest of emotions. But sometimes it isn’t what you need… or want. This is a collection of drabbles, featuring the various Bleach characters getting really deep. Spoilers. PS. its about to get a lot less angsty - I'm feeling more cheery now!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
Shino's Birthday! by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
Kiba and Hinata are throwing a party for Shino's thirteen birthday! They must tackle preparations, invitations, decorations, and other things that end with 'tions! Oh yeah, and its a surprise party!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,612 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Noticed Something by YondyB reviews
The cast of Bleach notice little oddities about the series they are in, and speak of them. Crack. Series of drabbles. Characters in each drabble listed next to the title.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7314 - Favs: 6,215 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rising Star to the Heavens by Seeker of the Soul reviews
Seto Kaiba's famed Duelist Academy. A place where young duelists gather to improve, prove themselves, and kick a little bit of ass. Of course there are problems involved when you gather teenagers together, especially teenage duelists.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 582,597 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 9/6/2005
Operation: Bring home Naruto by Dragonwannabe reviews
Hinata's been assigned the mission of getting Naruto back home safely after his last dangerous assignment. But can she handle the undercover identity as his girlfriend that she’d been given without revealing her true feelings for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,220 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
New Teams by Corncracker reviews
It's been a long time since an update, but Now I give you one. From The Newly assigned teams in the first chapters, to many surprise side changes, and now to the secret Chuunin Exams, I hope you've enjoyed and will continue to enjoy my Story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 97,328 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 1/21/2006
Zatch bell New Generations by anime-fanime reviews
Zatch has been king for 1000 years it is time for a new begining
Zatch Bell - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,101 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 8/2/2005
Soren's Petite Dilemma by ShadowSight101 reviews
Soren has been having problems with someone...And it's all because of that...stupid...heron...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,801 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006
Chazz Princeton: Ramblings of a Suicidal Emo–goth by Huajun Chen reviews
The Chazz commentaries on his daily life, the duels he participated in, Jaden's stupidity, Alexis's body, Syrus's midgetness, Zane's J–rock metro look, Bastion's brains, and all that other good stuff. But mostly Jaden's stupidity. [Dub-verse]
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Alexis R./Asuka T., Burgandy - Complete
Fire Emblem Chronicles Part One: POR Funny That by LatimerBaka reviews
Lessons? From fellow comrades? And it ain't in combat either, but the aggravating emotion called 'love.' What the hell has Ike gotten himself into? RanulfLethe IkeElincia TitaniaBoyd WILL be updated eventually. Currently 13 of next bit.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,829 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006
Just As You Are by Mia Fitzpatrick reviews
A conversation between Tokiya and Yanagi leads to some surprising discoveries regarding one Fuuko Kirisawa. Perhaps 'just perfect' isn't what he needs. ToFuu. Complete. CHECK NEW AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Flame of Recca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,856 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Tokiya M., Fuuko K. - Complete
A very Gaara Christmas by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Gaara does something he really shouldn't have on Christmas eve, and starts off an unstoppable chain of events! I know it's nowhere near christmas, but whatever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Kids by Remus'gal reviews
Hughes drags Ed&Al into a room withn the military and tells them a story about when the military and others were kids...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,197 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006
Kingdom Hearts, 2 point 5 by furriusmurrius reviews
A story of epic proportions involving Sora and a mysterious syndicate called the Legion of Shadows. What are their motives, and what do they want with the 'Dark One? I guarantee you'll be hooked...please, read and respond! C.77 UP!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 102,795 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Sora, Cloud S.
Duelist Academy by D4NNY reviews
Based on a character of my own, Kyu, and his first year in Duelist Academy in Obelisk Blue. Updated every Friday or Saturday.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 308,476 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004
New Blood by Firebane5 reviews
Shaman King story with a twist, warning OC centric. Give it a go even if you don't like OC's I'm pretty sure I've kept everyone in character. DISCONTINUED.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,196 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Hao A.
Putting The 'IN' Into Insanity by XxHot92xX reviews
Humerous problems us teenagers deal with everyday. Romance may occur later when Raven gets drunk oops I said too much..chap 15 up. Now M for mature content
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STRANDED! by Hiei's Ice Maiden reviews
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Can you trust me by NebuNeferu reviews
Why can't you trust me? Aren't we friends?" Those question never leave the mind of a certain three swords swordsman. WARNING: Might contain spoiler. ZxR, a little LxN
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,686 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
To Upset Luffy by Aifos reviews
Zoro is angry at Robin because she has upset Luffy. What has she actually done?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005
As Long as I Have Friends by drakedragon1 reviews
Kakashi reads part of his book to team 7. How is it going to affect them? Wonder if Naruto will survive the trials. Why does Naruto faint when he sees Hinata? Hinata is now living with him and going on missions to the wave contry. (so far maybe NaruHina,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005
Operation: Genin Dance by Persepolis130 reviews
The First Annual Genin Dance is a time for the blossoming of young love and ... punch spiking? Kissing jutsus? Streaking? Lap dances? And their senseis are behind it all? shikaino naruhina nejitenten leesaku shinotenten sasuneji...? and more! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Come Come Paradise by LakErgUrL262 reviews
[COMPLETE] What would you do if you have to live under one roof in paradise only to find yourselves living with your annoying rivals and enemies? Not to mention, that your sensei set you up for it? Please Read n Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,411 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Acadamia Ninpocho Acadamy Ninja Chronicles reviews
Jihokyou Haruhiko is enrolling into the prestigious Duel Acadamy to follow in the footsteps of his idol. But he'll soon learn that there are plenty of other duelists who can give a good challenge. Newly Revised and Updated.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
YuGiOh Angel Advent reviews
On one rainy night. In one meesenger's act, a boy comes into possession of not just a powerful card, but the key to unlocking a great adventure. Mostly OC cast and cards later on.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006
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