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Author has written 15 stories for Titanic, and Father Ted.

In case you were wondering, my avatar depicts Charles Lightoller and Violet McCulloch from an upcoming co-write and one shot featuring drunk officers (What do you expect?!). I made it in Paint, so please don't mock it, just look out for the stories :)

If you want to know the secret of being, you will come with us. I'm the author of several Titanic crack fics, probably Seriously Messed Up Men being the craziest of them all. I've been writing fanfiction since I was around ten and was obsessed with Final Fantasy VII. However, I only discovered this site at fifteen, around the time my Titanic obsession struck. Now at twenty four, I still love Titanic! And the officers - especially Charles Lightoller, as you can probably guess ;)

I hope you enjoy my stories, and please review, I appreciate any and all feedback. Flamers will be laughed at.

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The FF7 Couples by Serys reviews
The FF7 cast comes together to discuss the pairings that seem to be floating around fanfiction. Soon, they stumble upon a group no one has ever wanted to come across with. Say hello to the fangirls/boys! -[being revised, so please be patient]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Cid H., Aerith G.
Jack and Rose: The Sex Chronicles by Owl of the Moon reviews
This is a collection of my erotic one shots.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Rose D., Jack D.
Red Threads by Thrae Elddim reviews
Determined to find the perfect matches for two young women, the god of love is amazed to find that the Fates and Hades had interfered with them already: their red threads of fate lead over a hundred years into the past, to a wireless operator and an officer. With the help of the time god they're launched into the past, but can they survive the disaster of the century?
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Phillips, Bride
Just One Yesterday by doctors gal1792 reviews
Mrs. Clara Moore is traveling on the Titanic with her husband. She is a young mother who has always been fiercely devoted to her husband but with his withdraw after the birth of their son, she has felt the lack of companionship take its toll on her. Will she re-connect with her husband during this trip or will she make a new and stronger connection in an unlikely place?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,276 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - unknown, Pitman
Neptune's Daughter by trainette10 reviews
"But what could he possibly see in me? I was nothing. I am nothing. And I will always be nothing." The tale of two runaways - a girl fleeing from an abusive past and a shattered dream, and a certain officer who wouldn't allow anyone to dictate his future for him.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 71,091 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Lowe, unknown
Time Paradox by SamJaz reviews
Just when Cloud Strife gets his head on straight, he gets shoved into an crazy version of his own past. Hilarity ensues, yet the world is still just as dark as Final Fantasy would be. Yeah. This will not end well. Disc 2 begins.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,737 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Cloud S.
Titanic: The Thomas Andrews Affair by Celtic Ceilidh reviews
Mimi Monaghan, a working class Irish maid, has spent months fantasising about Titanic's master shipbuilder, Thomas Andrews (Victor Garber-style). Employed as a White Star Line stewardess aboard Titanic, her femininity reawakens as she begins a fiery affair with the unhappily married shipbuilder. Lifechanging heartbreak ensues. Title based on 'The Thomas Crown Affair'. *ON HIATUS*
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 130,281 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Thomas A., unknown
Photograph by Thrae Elddim reviews
They were fragile, like the flimsy photograph that marked the beginning and created the end of their relationship. Oliver has misconceptions about normalcy, Hermione tries to make sense of her nightmares and Cedric struggles to live through the Triwizard Tournament. In the darkness, the reaper beckons and a terrible plot unfolds... OW/HG/CD, AU, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,365 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
The Ship of Nightmares by Zero401 reviews
Ada Murdoch and Sylvia Lightoller accompany their husbands for Titanic's maiden voyage. But this ship of dreams will soon become a ship of nightmares for the two couples as the doomed liner sails across the Atlantic to meet her tragic death.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Murdoch, Lightoller
A friendship to remember by Zero401 reviews
We all know that William Murdoch and Charles Lightoller were officers onboard the most famous ship of all time, Titanic. But what of the other ships they served on together? What stories do they have to tell?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Murdoch, Lightoller
Titanic On Jeopardy! by TheFilmDirector2013 reviews
The funny, Hilarious story of what would happen if Jack, Rose, Thomas Andrews, Bruce Ismay, Will Murdoch & Officer Lightoller winded up on an episode of the hit game show, Jeopardy. If you like, please read & review, thanks!
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
Youth Elixir III: EvilAuthors VS The Titanic by evilspoofauthorCassi reviews
All chaps have been edited and replaced. Basically this is Spoof on breaktime and to get ready for the Titanic Spoof they have to know the ship and people on it so while this is done it's turned into a 5 yr old war and a huge party w lots of laughs.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,488 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/10/2004
Enter Sandman by sabresrthebest reviews
Kristen has another boring night in the Mess Hall.....later that night, her dreams prove to be anything but boring......
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Moody, Lowe
The Assistant to the First Officer by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
When Ellen Wallace is commissioned as a junior officer, the other officers eventually accept her. The last to put aside his working woman prejudice is Murdoch, but only because he's hiding from himself and the others that he's falling fast for her...
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,056 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Titanic: Take Two by Omnipotent Genghis Khan Sammid reviews
What would happen if two teenagers got transported to 1912 as the daughters of the very respectable Andrews and Ismay? Find out!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,759 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/28/2004
Reno The Babysitter by ohxasphyxiationx reviews
Cloud should have known leaving the children with Reno would have disastrous results.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Turk related YAOI drabbles by Doomflower84 reviews
A collection of drabbles involving the Turks and Rufus. WARNINGS: MILD YAOI
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rufus, Reno
Curshed by chinadollontour reviews
Bit of a random one shot. Involving drunk officers and an iceberg! Title is not a mis-spelling!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Murdoch, Lightoller - Complete
Stowaway by Ardentine reviews
MAD There's a WOMAN stowaway on the Titanic! How could this be? On the Titanic? UNHEARD OF! And listen to this Mr. Murdoch found her hiding behind some crates in the cargo hold. Well I dare say it is good for him to finally find a woman worthy of his love
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,365 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Murdoch
The Titanic Diaries by Irish Story Teller reviews
The humorous diaries of the Titanic passengers, crew, and one Mary Sue! Oneshot.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Elizabeth's Diary by ELBA reviews
What happens when a diary is found? Charles Lightoller finds a diary and is drawn into a tragic saga. Lies, love, and hatred await you in this memoir of a young woman’s life around the time of the sinking of the greatest maritime disaster in all history.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 10/6/2002
On the Way to Hitomi's by Iron Maid reviews
“Um, Hayatesama, are you alright?” Kasumi asked wearily.Everyone turned to look at Hayate, who for some reason, had his eyes retracted into white circles and his mouth peculiarly formed into an upsidedown triangle. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004
Random Events! by FusionRose reviews
Beatrix gangsta wannabe, Vivi caffine addict, Dagger mental patient, Zidane superhero, Amarnt thinks he is a woman and Freya, umm i don't know what she is! WARNING RANDOM
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Zidane T., Garnet A. - Complete
Hard to Port by Messernacht reviews
Right. We all know that the Titanic turned to starboard to avoid the iceberg. we all know what happened next. but what if the Titanic had turned to port?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
7 Final Fantasy X Strangers by HoneyToTheBee88 reviews
Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, Auron, and Seymour all in one house for 5 months. Tons of couplings, drunken idiots, fights, you name it it's probably happening in this story. More explanation inside....
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,054 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004
Titanic a Mr Murdoch story by AdventureBound reviews
What if Murdoch saw something that would change his life forever. what if he had the chance to do something about the sinking? What if for the first time in our lives we saw beyond what we saw of him in the 1997 film Titanic?FINISHED!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Murdoch - Complete
This Moment: Shuyin's Rage by habbo reviews
One world, three different times all with one heart, friendship and love has always existed. What will happen when these times join together? Ch36 is up Complete Yay I did it! Review pretty please!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,383 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
The Unexpected Coincidence by Mutinous Phantom reviews
A rich young man, once friends with Caledon Hockley, finds a young, coloured stowaway while on a tour of the grand liner. Romance soon follows, but will friendships of the past and the doomed ship keep them apart? COMPLETE!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
The Cid Highwind Show Collection by TomStrife reviews
Cid highwind from FF7 hosts his own FF talkshow. Seasons 1-3 revised and in one package! And some bonus features to expect. Rated PG just to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005
High School by samy-chan reviews
It's school time for the FF9 characters!It's a chaotic fic about ALL...well, maybe not ALL the characters, but the important ones!Dagger goes out with the all night partier Zidane, while Blank is more or less trying to keep his feelings hidden. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Dangerous Times by Tokki-chan reviews
Chapter 7 is here and it's a doozy.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,431 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 4/25/2003
Mating Game 101: Spin the Bottle by Lt. Wyoming reviews
Insanity! The DOA gang plays spin the bottle. Death, sex and yuri! Not much of a summary, not much of a plot. R&R
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005
Orange Juice by Lady Nightspike reviews
Why you shouldn't go into convenience stores at night...you'll get more than you pay for! Reffie interaction abounds!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Yuffie K., Reno
Your Presents Will Be Missed by Kurmoi reviews
The DOA gang have organised their reunion... at the same time as Hayabusa's birthday. What to get him? What problems ensue? Err... LOTS. OOC.
Dead or Alive - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004
While You Were Out FF8 Style by Death By Eclipse reviews
The gang decides Seifer's room needs a makeover. It's disaster.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003
Homer the Genius by nutterz05 reviews
Bart steals a megaphone from school and Homer uses it wisely
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2004
A Christmas Carol: FF8 Style! by ChocoChick87 reviews
A parody based on Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol", starring Squall as Scrooge! When Squall refuses to get into the Christmas spirit, what tricks will his friends play to help?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 12/1/2004
Peace After Meteor by userID151152 reviews
Okay... the annual Miss Midgar Pageant is bringing the worst out in everyone... Tifa's after the crown, Vincent's forced to judge, and Reno's out for revenge. Err, long-awaited Chaper 7?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 5/13/2002
Sweet 'n Sour by PinkStarz reviews
Gaah! I wasn't sure what else to call it...so basically, Seifer and Selphie become stuck in an elevator together. Tons of insults, crying, suggestive scenes, violence and whatever else you can think of! Watch the fun! laughs evilly
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2003 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Seifer A., Selphie T.
My Affair With The Master Shipbuilder by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
Carrie Stevenson, traveling with her friends Jack and Fabrizio on the Titanic, runs across none other than Mr. Thomas Andrews himself. The unthinkable happens: Carrie, a steerage passenger, begins to fall in love. . . but her crush may not be as one sided
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,575 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Final Fantasy Real World 8 by Dattebayo reviews
Squall, Rinoa, and the rest of the gang sign up for Real World! They live in Costa del Sol (FF7 World) and they work at the Gold Saucer! Confessionals coming soon! Chapter 5 NOW UP!!! FINALLY!!!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002
Nella Disperazione by klytaemnestra reviews
Even love cannot overcome despair. CidxVincent Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/6/2003
The Torture Chamber by Dattebayo reviews
^_^ This is just a short, one-chapter story about Squall and Seifer going to the Carnival, which ends in a torturous ride. Humorous, I hope, so R&R if you want!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2003
Pussy from Hell A Father Jack story by jduggan reviews
My kitties broke an antique lamp. I fantasize about sending them to Craggy Island....
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002
The Cage by The Biz reviews
It's a Father Ted fic. Only chapter one is up...er...it's about an old friend of Dougal's and um, she has a bad husband.
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2002
The Madness by Augustus reviews
(slash) Father Damo's gone mad
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/20/2002
Dougal, Y'know you have to stamp these right? by chocoholic1 reviews
When Mrs. Doyle goes on a two-month health spa break, dougal writes to her. Read on as things go from bad to worse than when Dougal did a funeral. IN PROGRESS.
British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2002
A Song For Europe - Father Ted by Sarcastic Chipmunk reviews
A Sequel to the Father Ted episode "A Song For Europe," with the usual antics of Father Ted, Father Dougal, Father Jack and Mrs. Doyle. Enjoy! :)
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2002
The Baby Series- Moody by Kayla Wilson reviews
Moody mysteriously gets turned into a 6 month old! Chaos ensues.
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2001
The Baby Series - 1: Stop Mimicking Me! by Kayla Wilson reviews
Lightoller gets Mysteriously turned into a 5 yr old and chaos ensues
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2001
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Because Of You reviews
When something feels good at the time, no-one thinks about the consequences. Sadly for Violet McCulloch, she is about to learn that the hard way. When the truth emerges after the sinking, she finds herself wishing for her old life back. The life that she hated and tried to escape through her passionate affair with one of Titanic's officers. Please R&R!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Rose D., Murdoch, Lightoller, OC
A Long Way From Home reviews
When Rose and some fellow passengers and crew end up in modern-day Glasgow, hilarity ensues. Just how are they going to cope in 21st century Britain, nevermind trying to find their way back to Titanic?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Rose D., Murdoch
Troublemaker reviews
William Murdoch's daughter Heather shares her father's love of practical jokes, being encouraged by none other than Charles Lightoller, ringleader to a group of crew who specialise in pranks. While it's all fun and games for her, someone is hiding that he's falling for her. But one bad decision and the Titanic sinking have horrible consequences in store ... Please read and review!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,755 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Murdoch, Lightoller, Moody, Pitman
Seriously Messed Up Men reviews
Secret cross-dresser. Alcoholic. Painting addict. Scared of everything. Multiple personalities. Paranoid wreck. Haunted by a dead hamster. Captain Smith possibly assembled the most messed-up crew in history. He'd better hope nothing serious happens on Titanic's maiden voyage. Yeah, dream on pal. I think random is a bit of an understatement here.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,944 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lightoller, Murdoch
The Invasion reviews
First Mr Andrews stumbles upon the murdered crewman, then he discovers that Captain Smith is missing. But that wasn't bad enough, as he learns that zombies have been unleashed on Titanic. With a team of passengers and crew at his side and armed with weapons, can they rid Titanic of the invasion? Or are they fighting a losing battle against a higher power? Please read and review!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Thomas A., Rose D., Jack D., Lightoller
What If? reviews
We all know how the original Danger! Drunk Officers! ended. But what if Pitman was drunk as well, instead of being stuck on duty at the bridge? How would it change that night? Read and find out!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Lightoller, Pitman, Lowe, Moody - Complete
A Prank Too Far reviews
The sort-of sequel to A Message Too Far. Bride, Phillips, Fleet and Lee concoct a plan to finally get the Californian off their backs. What they didn't anticipate was the plan going belly-up in spectacular fashion. Happy April Fool's Day!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Phillips, Bride, Fredrick F., Lee - Complete
Father Ted on the Titanic reviews
FINALLY UPDATED AFTER SEVEN YEARS! It's the year 2005, and Father Ted has decided to escape Craggy Island, and journey to New York on the Titanic. Typically, nothing goes to plan, much to Ted's dismay. Please read and review!
Father Ted - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/2/2005
My Apple Pie! reviews
Golden butter pastry and liberal amounts of cinnamon. Chief Officer Wilde was looking forward to his slice of pie, so imagine his horror once he realised that a fellow colleague had stolen it? As the officers face Wilde's wrath, will the thief confess? Just a silly little story that was written on a rainy day, I know this wouldn't have happened in real life. I own nothing.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Wilde, Moody - Complete
Danger! Drunk Officers! 2 reviews
They're back! Louder! Cruder! Drunker! When the Officers are invited to dine with Mr Andrews in First Class, little did he know they would cause so much trouble …
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Lightoller, Murdoch - Complete
Christmas Cheer reviews
First Officer Murdoch and Second Officer Lightoller thought of themselves as the best pranksters on the ship. But they didn't reckon with Jack Dawson and Rose DeWitt Bukater. Bad mistake, guys.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Murdoch, Lightoller - Complete
Look Out Below! reviews
You would think being stuck in the crow's nest for hours on end that Frederick Fleet and Reginald Lee wouldn't be able to get up to mischief. Amazingly, they still do, only they have to face the wrath of Second Officer Lightoller which is never going to be pleasant.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Fredrick F., Lee - Complete
Puddings, Sauce and Idiots reviews
Present time short story. Jack Dawson and Tommy Ryan never liked Bruce Ismay. To that effect, they decided to get back at him using whatever resources they had a their disposal.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Jack D., Tommy R. - Complete
Danger! Drunk Officers! reviews
They really shouldn't have been left alone with all that champagne. Let's just hope the hangover the next day was worth it.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lightoller, Lowe - Complete
A Message Too Far reviews
Seems like First Officer Murdoch has some rage issues. Better hope that wireless operators Jack Phillips and Harold Bride don't make him any angrier. Whoops! Too late!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Phillips, Bride - Complete
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