Author has written 16 stories for Titanic, and Father Ted.
FORMERLY KNOWN AS LEADER OF THE PENGUINS!
A little bit about me ... Hmm I'm always crap at these. I've been on this site and writing for about ten years on and off. Please excuse any reviews pre-2010, I was a lot less mature than I am now at the age of twenty five. If I could delete them then I would, but sadly the site doesn't allow it. So my embarrassing immature reviews are there for all to see ... Damn it ...
I make no promises about updates as I'm a currently at university which means I have a lot of studying, ugh. Although I did discover the joy of having the Word app on my phone and OneDrive storage. Essentially this will be handy for utterly dull lectures where I can find everything online for it anyway.
I always enjoy reviews to my stories, mainly for the feedback as opposed to the review count. I write these stories for others to enjoy, so it gives me immense pleasure when readers take the time to review and let me know what they enjoyed. I know I get a lot of views when I check my stats, so for as long as people are wanting to read my stories, I will write them. Flames and/or trolls will be laughed at before swiftly deleted.
I mainly write for Titanic, and almost always concerning the officers and crew in some way. As much as I enjoy the film as a whole, my favourite characters are definitely the officers, especially Lightoller.
So ... Yeah ... I think that will do it.
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A Long Way From Home
Rose wakes up on platform four of Glasgow Central Station alongside fellow passengers and some of the crew. When they soon realise that it's the year 2012, things go from bad to worse as it transpires that there are more passengers and crew out there wreaking havoc. As they try to figure out what happened and how to get back to 1912, situations arise which none of them could even have imagined ...
Because of You
Violet McCulloch always dreamed of the day that a man would come and sweep her off her feet. Thanks to her mother however, she is about to get a sharp dose of reality as she is immediately thrown into the arms of a man who has mapped out her future for her. Resisting her mother's plans, she seeks solace in the friendly arms of Charles Lightoller. Soon their friendship evolves into something more which brings about horrible consequences for them both ...
Expect the Unexpected
Secret cross-dresser. Abusive alcoholic. Obssessed with painting by numbers. Terrified of everything. Multiple personalities. Paranoid wreck. Haunted by a dead hamster. The officers of Titanic have to deal with their various issues while on the ship's maiden voyage. Unfortunately for Captain Smith, the journey quickly turns into a farce leaving him wondering what else could they do to show up both himself and White Star Line.
Father Ted on the Titanic
Fed up with the tirade of abuse from Bishop Brennan, Ted decides to escape to New York in 2005 and achieve his dream of going to America. Sadly nothing ever goes as plan for the down on his luck priest as Jack and Dougal seem to cause mischief whenever the can, from running around the ship bollock-naked to spreading rumours of a beast. Uses scenarios from the TV series because they still will be as funny on board Titanic.
Lost in the Waves
For Helena Sullivan, everything is as normal as can be for a fourteen year old first class girl. That is, until a dark secret is revealed and everything she knew in the world begins to crumble as the truth emerges from the ruins of her life. Forced to face a future she never envisioned, Helena tries to adapt to a new way of life. The only thing is, it is much harder than she could have thought it. * REMOVED *
Heather is William Murdoch's free-spirited daughter. Sharing the same love of pranks as her father, she is soon drawn into Charles Lightoller's group of pranksters amongst the Titanic's crew. While everything seems like it's all fun and games, she fails to realise that she has garnered a few admirers which leads to one mistake that changes everything for her ...
101 Ways to Kill a Scorpion
There's a scorpion loose on Titanic, and the officers are left with the task of trying to get rid of it. Only it's not as easy as it seems ...
A Message Too Far
Jack Phillips and Harold Bride decide to get abusive with their counterparts on the Californian. Cue an irate William Murdoch who loses his temper with the two of them, leaving it to James Moody to try and keep everything under control.
A Prank Too Far
A quiet evening leads to the a night of mischief thanks to Jack Phillips, Harold Bride, Frederick Fleet and Reginald Lee. It soon goes disastrously wrong as guns and knives come out, resulting in uproar on the Titanic's bridge. Imagine someone at the helm with a knife to his throat, and Charles Lightoller tied to the second wheel with the Californian coming at them and causing even more of an uproar. They definitely went to far this time ...
Known for their reputation as jokers, William Murdoch and Charles Lightoller conspire as the Titanic floats aimlessly at sea, having gotten lost months ago. But when Jack and Rose overhear their plan, the couple plan to turn it around so that the joke is on the officers. In public, of course.
Danger! Drunk Officers!
The original drunk offiicers story. Cue fights, pranks and downright bizarre behaviour. Only the officers of Titanic could get as drunk and carried away like this ...
Danger! Drunk Officers! 2
They're back! Louder! Cruder! Drunker! The long awaited sequel has the officers causing mayhem during dinner in the First Class. Now with passengers to offend!
Look Out Below!
A boring shift in the crow's nest leads to everyone's favourite lookouts bickering. When Charles Lightoller spots the two of them causing trouble, he plans to sort them out. Punishment seems to be in order as he fails to see the funny side for once.
My Apple Pie!
Poor Henry Wilde was so looking forward to his slice of apple pie, only to find that someone has beaten him to it. He goes on a rampage at this apparent 'theft', stopping at nothing to find out who ate his slice of pie. His quest for justice will surely find the pie thief eventually ...
Puddings, Sauce and Idiots
Nobody really likes Bruce Ismay, least of all the third class passengers who see him as a pompous, arrogant arse. Jack decides to get his own back with help from Rose, Fabrizio and Tommy in the only way they know how. While it's not quite making Ismay walk the plank, it's enough of a punishment to give them a good laugh.
The alternate version to the original Danger! Drunk Officers! featuring Herbert Pitman. An exploration of how the addition of one man can change the night's events with hilarious consequences.
Look out in the future for the hilarious co-write between myself and the amazing sabresrthebest soon! And when I say hilarious, you'd better believe it. I will say no more, just keep an eye out for it ;)