Lady Lightoller
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Author has written 16 stories for Titanic, and Father Ted.


A little bit about me ... Hmm I'm always crap at these. I've been on this site and writing for about ten years on and off. Please excuse any reviews pre-2010, I was a lot less mature than I am now at the age of twenty five. If I could delete them then I would, but sadly the site doesn't allow it. So my embarrassing immature reviews are there for all to see ... Damn it ...

I make no promises about updates as I'm a currently at university which means I have a lot of studying, ugh. Although I did discover the joy of having the Word app on my phone and OneDrive storage. Essentially this will be handy for utterly dull lectures where I can find everything online for it anyway.

I always enjoy reviews to my stories, mainly for the feedback as opposed to the review count. I write these stories for others to enjoy, so it gives me immense pleasure when readers take the time to review and let me know what they enjoyed. I know I get a lot of views when I check my stats, so for as long as people are wanting to read my stories, I will write them. Flames and/or trolls will be laughed at before swiftly deleted.

I mainly write for Titanic, and almost always concerning the officers and crew in some way. As much as I enjoy the film as a whole, my favourite characters are definitely the officers, especially Lightoller.

So ... Yeah ... I think that will do it.

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Just started, a place for my random thoughts about my fiction, and a place to vent. Feel free to comment or ask me anything on it :)


A Long Way From Home
Rose wakes up on platform four of Glasgow Central Station alongside fellow passengers and some of the crew. When they soon realise that it's the year 2012, things go from bad to worse as it transpires that there are more passengers and crew out there wreaking havoc. As they try to figure out what happened and how to get back to 1912, situations arise which none of them could even have imagined ...

Because of You
Violet McCulloch always dreamed of the day that a man would come and sweep her off her feet. Thanks to her mother however, she is about to get a sharp dose of reality as she is immediately thrown into the arms of a man who has mapped out her future for her. Resisting her mother's plans, she seeks solace in the friendly arms of Charles Lightoller. Soon their friendship evolves into something more which brings about horrible consequences for them both ...

Expect the Unexpected
Secret cross-dresser. Abusive alcoholic. Obssessed with painting by numbers. Terrified of everything. Multiple personalities. Paranoid wreck. Haunted by a dead hamster. The officers of Titanic have to deal with their various issues while on the ship's maiden voyage. Unfortunately for Captain Smith, the journey quickly turns into a farce leaving him wondering what else could they do to show up both himself and White Star Line.

Father Ted on the Titanic
Fed up with the tirade of abuse from Bishop Brennan, Ted decides to escape to New York in 2005 and achieve his dream of going to America. Sadly nothing ever goes as plan for the down on his luck priest as Jack and Dougal seem to cause mischief whenever the can, from running around the ship bollock-naked to spreading rumours of a beast. Uses scenarios from the TV series because they still will be as funny on board Titanic.

Lost in the Waves
For Helena Sullivan, everything is as normal as can be for a fourteen year old first class girl. That is, until a dark secret is revealed and everything she knew in the world begins to crumble as the truth emerges from the ruins of her life. Forced to face a future she never envisioned, Helena tries to adapt to a new way of life. The only thing is, it is much harder than she could have thought it. * REMOVED *

Heather is William Murdoch's free-spirited daughter. Sharing the same love of pranks as her father, she is soon drawn into Charles Lightoller's group of pranksters amongst the Titanic's crew. While everything seems like it's all fun and games, she fails to realise that she has garnered a few admirers which leads to one mistake that changes everything for her ...


101 Ways to Kill a Scorpion
There's a scorpion loose on Titanic, and the officers are left with the task of trying to get rid of it. Only it's not as easy as it seems ...

A Message Too Far
Jack Phillips and Harold Bride decide to get abusive with their counterparts on the Californian. Cue an irate William Murdoch who loses his temper with the two of them, leaving it to James Moody to try and keep everything under control.

A Prank Too Far
A quiet evening leads to the a night of mischief thanks to Jack Phillips, Harold Bride, Frederick Fleet and Reginald Lee. It soon goes disastrously wrong as guns and knives come out, resulting in uproar on the Titanic's bridge. Imagine someone at the helm with a knife to his throat, and Charles Lightoller tied to the second wheel with the Californian coming at them and causing even more of an uproar. They definitely went to far this time ...

Christmas Cheer
Known for their reputation as jokers, William Murdoch and Charles Lightoller conspire as the Titanic floats aimlessly at sea, having gotten lost months ago. But when Jack and Rose overhear their plan, the couple plan to turn it around so that the joke is on the officers. In public, of course.

Danger! Drunk Officers!
The original drunk offiicers story. Cue fights, pranks and downright bizarre behaviour. Only the officers of Titanic could get as drunk and carried away like this ...

Danger! Drunk Officers! 2
They're back! Louder! Cruder! Drunker! The long awaited sequel has the officers causing mayhem during dinner in the First Class. Now with passengers to offend!

Look Out Below!
A boring shift in the crow's nest leads to everyone's favourite lookouts bickering. When Charles Lightoller spots the two of them causing trouble, he plans to sort them out. Punishment seems to be in order as he fails to see the funny side for once.

My Apple Pie!
Poor Henry Wilde was so looking forward to his slice of apple pie, only to find that someone has beaten him to it. He goes on a rampage at this apparent 'theft', stopping at nothing to find out who ate his slice of pie. His quest for justice will surely find the pie thief eventually ...

Puddings, Sauce and Idiots
Nobody really likes Bruce Ismay, least of all the third class passengers who see him as a pompous, arrogant arse. Jack decides to get his own back with help from Rose, Fabrizio and Tommy in the only way they know how. While it's not quite making Ismay walk the plank, it's enough of a punishment to give them a good laugh.

What If?
The alternate version to the original Danger! Drunk Officers! featuring Herbert Pitman. An exploration of how the addition of one man can change the night's events with hilarious consequences.

Look out in the future for the hilarious co-write between myself and the amazing sabresrthebest soon! And when I say hilarious, you'd better believe it. I will say no more, just keep an eye out for it ;)

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Just One Yesterday by doctors gal1792 reviews
Mrs. Clara Moore is traveling on the Titanic with her husband. She is a young mother who has always been fiercely devoted to her husband but with his withdraw after the birth of their son, she has felt the lack of companionship take its toll on her. Will she re-connect with her husband during this trip or will she make a new and stronger connection in an unlikely place?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,314 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 4/16/2013 - unknown, 3rd Officer Pitman
Neptune's Daughter by La Trainette reviews
"But what could he possibly see in me? I was nothing. I am nothing. And I will always be nothing." The tale of two runaways - a girl fleeing from an abusive past and a shattered dream, and a certain officer who wouldn't allow anyone to dictate his future for him.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 68 - Words: 80,154 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/17/2012 - 5th Officer Lowe, unknown
Lessons to be Learned by Irish Story Teller reviews
Harold Lowe had hoped and prayed for a second chance to save Titanic. A mysterious stranger appears on the Carpathia and gives him that chance. Can Harold save the Titanic and change history for the better?
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 3/27/2015 - 5th Officer Lowe
Titanic On Jeopardy! by Ms. Cailin-alainn reviews
The funny, Hilarious story of what would happen if Jack, Rose, Thomas Andrews, Bruce Ismay, Will Murdoch & Officer Lightoller winded up on an episode of the hit game show, Jeopardy. If you like, please read & review, thanks!
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Jack D., Rose D. - Complete
Stories the officers wouldn't tell: The Chest by Irish Story Teller reviews
A chest suddenly appears on the bridge of the Titanic and sucks in Herbert Pitman! What can the other officers do to save him? Will one stewardess save the day?
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2015 - 6th Officer Moody, 3rd Officer Pitman - Complete
Jack and Rose: The Sex Chronicles by Owl of the Moon reviews
This is a collection of my erotic one shots.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Rose D., Jack D.
Time Paradox by SamJaz reviews
Just when Cloud Strife gets his head on straight, he gets shoved into an crazy version of his own past. Hilarity ensues, yet the world is still just as dark as Final Fantasy would be. Yeah. This will not end well. Disc 2 begins.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,737 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Cloud S.
Titanic: The Thomas Andrews Affair by Celtic Ceilidh reviews
Mimi Monaghan, a working class Irish maid, has spent months fantasising about the Titanic's master shipbuilder, Thomas Andrews. Employed as a White Star Line stewardess aboard the ship, her femininity reawakens as she begins a fiery affair with the unhappily married shipbuilder. Lifechanging heartbreak ensues. Title based on 'The Thomas Crown Affair'. *EXTENDED HIATUS*
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 130,281 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Thomas A., unknown
Photograph by Thrae Elddim reviews
They were fragile, like the flimsy photograph that marked the beginning and created the end of their relationship. Oliver has misconceptions about normalcy, Hermione tries to make sense of her nightmares and Cedric struggles to live through the Triwizard Tournament. In the darkness, the reaper beckons and a terrible plot unfolds... OW/HG/CD, AU, character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,365 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
The Ship of Nightmares by Zero401 reviews
Ada Murdoch and Sylvia Lightoller accompany their husbands for Titanic's maiden voyage. But this ship of dreams will soon become a ship of nightmares for the two couples as the doomed liner sails across the Atlantic to meet her tragic death.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller
A friendship to remember by Zero401 reviews
We all know that William Murdoch and Charles Lightoller were officers onboard the most famous ship of all time, Titanic. But what of the other ships they served on together? What stories do they have to tell?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller
Youth Elixir III: EvilAuthors VS The Titanic by evilspoofauthorCassi reviews
All chaps have been edited and replaced. Basically this is Spoof on breaktime and to get ready for the Titanic Spoof they have to know the ship and people on it so while this is done it's turned into a 5 yr old war and a huge party w lots of laughs.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,488 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 8/10/2004
Enter Sandman by sabresrthebest reviews
Kristen has another boring night in the Mess Hall.....later that night, her dreams prove to be anything but boring......
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - 6th Officer Moody, 5th Officer Lowe
The Assistant to the First Officer by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
When Ellen Wallace is commissioned as a junior officer, the other officers eventually accept her. The last to put aside his working woman prejudice is Murdoch, but only because he's hiding from himself and the others that he's falling fast for her...
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,056 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Titanic: Take Two by Omnipotent Genghis Khan Sammid reviews
What would happen if two teenagers got transported to 1912 as the daughters of the very respectable Andrews and Ismay? Find out!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,759 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 12/28/2004
Reno The Babysitter by ohxasphyxiationx reviews
Cloud should have known leaving the children with Reno would have disastrous results.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Turk related YAOI drabbles by Doomflower84 reviews
A collection of drabbles involving the Turks and Rufus. WARNINGS: MILD YAOI
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rufus, Reno
Curshed by chinadollontour reviews
Bit of a random one shot. Involving drunk officers and an iceberg! Title is not a mis-spelling!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller - Complete
Stowaway by Ardentine reviews
MAD There's a WOMAN stowaway on the Titanic! How could this be? On the Titanic? UNHEARD OF! And listen to this Mr. Murdoch found her hiding behind some crates in the cargo hold. Well I dare say it is good for him to finally find a woman worthy of his love
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,365 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/13/2004 - 1st Officer Murdoch
The Titanic Diaries by Irish Story Teller reviews
The humorous diaries of the Titanic passengers, crew, and one Mary Sue! Oneshot.
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Complete
Elizabeth's Diary by ELBA reviews
What happens when a diary is found? Charles Lightoller finds a diary and is drawn into a tragic saga. Lies, love, and hatred await you in this memoir of a young woman’s life around the time of the sinking of the greatest maritime disaster in all history.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 10/6/2002
On the Way to Hitomi's by Iron Maid reviews
“Um, Hayatesama, are you alright?” Kasumi asked wearily.Everyone turned to look at Hayate, who for some reason, had his eyes retracted into white circles and his mouth peculiarly formed into an upsidedown triangle. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004
Random Events! by FusionRose reviews
Beatrix gangsta wannabe, Vivi caffine addict, Dagger mental patient, Zidane superhero, Amarnt thinks he is a woman and Freya, umm i don't know what she is! WARNING RANDOM
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Zidane T., Garnet A. - Complete
Hard to Port by Messernacht reviews
Right. We all know that the Titanic turned to starboard to avoid the iceberg. we all know what happened next. but what if the Titanic had turned to port?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
7 Final Fantasy X Strangers by HoneyToTheBee88 reviews
Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, Auron, and Seymour all in one house for 5 months. Tons of couplings, drunken idiots, fights, you name it it's probably happening in this story. More explanation inside....
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,054 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004
Titanic a Mr Murdoch story by AdventureBound reviews
What if Murdoch saw something that would change his life forever. what if he had the chance to do something about the sinking? What if for the first time in our lives we saw beyond what we saw of him in the 1997 film Titanic?FINISHED!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - 1st Officer Murdoch - Complete
This Moment: Shuyin's Rage by habbo reviews
One world, three different times all with one heart, friendship and love has always existed. What will happen when these times join together? Ch36 is up Complete Yay I did it! Review pretty please!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,383 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
The Unexpected Coincidence by Mutinous Phantom reviews
A rich young man, once friends with Caledon Hockley, finds a young, coloured stowaway while on a tour of the grand liner. Romance soon follows, but will friendships of the past and the doomed ship keep them apart? COMPLETE!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
The Cid Highwind Show Collection by TomStrife reviews
Cid highwind from FF7 hosts his own FF talkshow. Seasons 1-3 revised and in one package! And some bonus features to expect. Rated PG just to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005
High School by samy-chan reviews
It's school time for the FF9 characters!It's a chaotic fic about ALL...well, maybe not ALL the characters, but the important ones!Dagger goes out with the all night partier Zidane, while Blank is more or less trying to keep his feelings hidden. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Dangerous Times by Tokki-chan reviews
Chapter 7 is here and it's a doozy.
Dead or Alive - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,431 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 4/25/2003
Mating Game 101: Spin the Bottle by Lt. Wyoming reviews
Insanity! The DOA gang plays spin the bottle. Death, sex and yuri! Not much of a summary, not much of a plot. R&R
Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005
Orange Juice by Lady Nightspike reviews
Why you shouldn't go into convenience stores at'll get more than you pay for! Reffie interaction abounds!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Yuffie K., Reno
Your Presents Will Be Missed by Kurmoi reviews
The DOA gang have organised their reunion... at the same time as Hayabusa's birthday. What to get him? What problems ensue? Err... LOTS. OOC.
Dead or Alive - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/24/2004
While You Were Out FF8 Style by Death By Eclipse reviews
The gang decides Seifer's room needs a makeover. It's disaster.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,847 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003
Homer the Genius by nutterz05 reviews
Bart steals a megaphone from school and Homer uses it wisely
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2004
A Christmas Carol: FF8 Style! by ChocoChick87 reviews
A parody based on Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol", starring Squall as Scrooge! When Squall refuses to get into the Christmas spirit, what tricks will his friends play to help?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 12/1/2004
Peace After Meteor by userID151152 reviews
Okay... the annual Miss Midgar Pageant is bringing the worst out in everyone... Tifa's after the crown, Vincent's forced to judge, and Reno's out for revenge. Err, long-awaited Chaper 7?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,022 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 5/13/2002
Sweet 'n Sour by PinkStarz reviews
Gaah! I wasn't sure what else to call basically, Seifer and Selphie become stuck in an elevator together. Tons of insults, crying, suggestive scenes, violence and whatever else you can think of! Watch the fun! laughs evilly
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,264 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2003 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Seifer A., Selphie T.
My Affair With The Master Shipbuilder by FordTruckGirl4TA reviews
Carrie Stevenson, traveling with her friends Jack and Fabrizio on the Titanic, runs across none other than Mr. Thomas Andrews himself. The unthinkable happens: Carrie, a steerage passenger, begins to fall in love. . . but her crush may not be as one sided
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,575 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 7/22/2003
Final Fantasy Real World 8 by Dattebayo reviews
Squall, Rinoa, and the rest of the gang sign up for Real World! They live in Costa del Sol (FF7 World) and they work at the Gold Saucer! Confessionals coming soon! Chapter 5 NOW UP!!! FINALLY!!!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002
Nella Disperazione by klytaemnestra reviews
Even love cannot overcome despair. CidxVincent Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/6/2003
The Torture Chamber by Dattebayo reviews
^_^ This is just a short, one-chapter story about Squall and Seifer going to the Carnival, which ends in a torturous ride. Humorous, I hope, so R&R if you want!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2003
Pussy from Hell A Father Jack story by jduggan reviews
My kitties broke an antique lamp. I fantasize about sending them to Craggy Island....
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002
The Cage by The Biz reviews
It's a Father Ted fic. Only chapter one is's about an old friend of Dougal's and um, she has a bad husband.
British Comedy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/15/2002
The Madness by Augustus reviews
(slash) Father Damo's gone mad
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/20/2002
Dougal, Y'know you have to stamp these right? by chocoholic1 reviews
When Mrs. Doyle goes on a two-month health spa break, dougal writes to her. Read on as things go from bad to worse than when Dougal did a funeral. IN PROGRESS.
British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2002
A Song For Europe - Father Ted by Sarcastic Chipmunk reviews
A Sequel to the Father Ted episode "A Song For Europe," with the usual antics of Father Ted, Father Dougal, Father Jack and Mrs. Doyle. Enjoy! :)
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2002
The Baby Series- Moody by Kayla Wilson reviews
Moody mysteriously gets turned into a 6 month old! Chaos ensues.
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2001
The Baby Series - 1: Stop Mimicking Me! by Kayla Wilson reviews
Lightoller gets Mysteriously turned into a 5 yr old and chaos ensues
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2001
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A Long Way From Home reviews
When Rose and some fellow passengers and crew end up in modern-day Glasgow, hilarity ensues. Just how are they going to cope in 21st century Britain, nevermind trying to find their way back to Titanic?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Rose D., Jack D., Thomas A., 1st Officer Murdoch
101 Ways to Kill a Scorpion reviews
Scorpions can be tricky little buggers at the best of times. So when one is running about loose on Titanic, it's up to the poor officers to get rid of it by any means possible. Rated T for swearing. Please read and review :)
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2015 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 5th Officer Lowe, 6th Officer Moody, 4th Officer Boxhall
Expect the Unexpected reviews
REVAMPED AND FORMERLY KNOWN AS SERIOUSLY MESSED UP MEN. With the seven officers of Titanic afflicted by various levels of lunacy, chaos and hilarity ensues on the ship's maiden voyage. Soon not even Captain Smith is surprised by the bizarre incidents any more, having come to expect them. With the ill-fated liner headed for eventual disaster, can his men get it together in time?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,083 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 9/2/2012 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller, 4th Officer Boxhall, 3rd Officer Pitman
Troublemaker reviews
William Murdoch's daughter Heather shares her father's love of practical jokes, being encouraged by none other than Charles Lightoller, ringleader to a group of crew who specialise in pranks. While it's all fun and games for her, someone is hiding that he's falling for her. But one bad decision and the Titanic sinking have horrible consequences in store ... Please read and review!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,251 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [6th Officer Moody, OC] 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller
Because Of You reviews
When something feels good at the time, no-one thinks about the consequences. Sadly for Violet McCulloch, she is about to learn that the hard way. When the truth emerges after the sinking, she finds herself wishing for her old life back. The life that she hated and tried to escape through her passionate affair with one of Titanic's officers. Please R&R!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [OC, 2nd Officer Lightoller] 1st Officer Murdoch
The Invasion reviews
First Mr Andrews stumbles upon the murdered crewman, then he discovers that Captain Smith is missing. But that wasn't bad enough, as he learns that zombies have been unleashed on Titanic. With a team of passengers and crew at his side and armed with weapons, can they rid Titanic of the invasion? Or are they fighting a losing battle against a higher power? Please read and review!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Thomas A., Rose D., Jack D., 2nd Officer Lightoller
What If? reviews
We all know how the original Danger! Drunk Officers! ended. But what if Pitman was drunk as well, instead of being stuck on duty at the bridge? How would it change that night? Read and find out!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - 2nd Officer Lightoller, 3rd Officer Pitman, 5th Officer Lowe, 6th Officer Moody - Complete
A Prank Too Far reviews
When everyone's favourite wireless operators and lookouts get bored and concoct a plan to get back at the Californian, it goes belly up in spectacular fashion. Cue guns, hostages and irate officers. Hopefully they'll stop before someone actually gets killed ...
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Frederick F., Bride, Lookout Lee, Phillips - Complete
Father Ted on the Titanic reviews
FINALLY UPDATED AFTER SEVEN YEARS! It's the year 2005, and Father Ted has decided to escape Craggy Island, and journey to New York on the Titanic. Typically, nothing goes to plan, much to Ted's dismay. Please read and review!
Father Ted - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/2/2005
My Apple Pie! reviews
Officer Wilde was looking forward to his slice of apple pie, so imagine his horror when he realised that someone beat him to it. As it turns out, he will stop at nothing to find the culprit and bring them to justice.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - 5th Officer Lowe, 2nd Officer Lightoller, Chief Officer Wilde, 6th Officer Moody - Complete
Danger! Drunk Officers! 2 reviews
They're back! Louder! Cruder! Drunker! When the Officers are invited to dine with Mr Andrews in First Class, the evening quickly descends into a farce at the passengers' expense.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2012 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller, 6th Officer Moody, 3rd Officer Pitman - Complete
Christmas Cheer reviews
Present time. Officers Murdoch and Lightoller decide to hatch a plan against a couple of their colleagues. Thanks to Jack and Rose however, it turns out that the joke's on them.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Rose D., Jack D., 1st Officer Murdoch, 2nd Officer Lightoller - Complete
Look Out Below! reviews
Fleet and Lee manage to get up to mischief despite being stuck in the crow's nest. Unlucky for them that one of their victims happens to be Officer Lightoller, who doesn't take kindly to their antics. And that's putting it mildly.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2005 - 2nd Officer Lightoller, Frederick F., Lookout Lee - Complete
Puddings, Sauce and Idiots reviews
Present time. Rose, Jack and Tommy never liked Bruce Ismay, but then again, who does? Armed with a bag of food, they decide to have some amusement at his expense.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Rose D., Jack D., Tommy R., Bruce I. - Complete
Danger! Drunk Officers! reviews
The officers decide to throw a party in the mess hall. With all of them hideously drunk, common sense and dignity go flying right out the window. But will any of them wake up with more than just a hangover the next day?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2005 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 5th Officer Lowe, 2nd Officer Lightoller, Chief Officer Wilde - Complete
A Message Too Far reviews
Phillips and Bride manage to enrage Officer Murdoch due to their lack of respect and conduct. Luckily Officer Moody was there to save the day before someone actually got killed.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2005 - 1st Officer Murdoch, 6th Officer Moody, Bride, Phillips - Complete
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