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Joined 12-05-04, id: 715016
Author has written 8 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Gundam Wing/AC, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Alias: Ren-chan

Age: Teenaged

Location: USA

Favorite Characters(currently and in no particular order):
Cid Highwind (FFVII/Advent Children)
Admiral ZEX (Star Control 2)
Lavitz (Legend of Dragoon)
Hoshigaki Kisame (Naruto)
Loz (Advent Children)

Current Obsession: A language I'm working on for my novel.

Current Favorite Food: Spaghettios

I'm an aspiring young writer who is always up for a challenge.
If you read one of my fics and review it, I'll be sure to note what
you've said and try to improve what you criticize. If you aren't
happy with a couple or pairing that I write and you have a good reason,
tell me. I don't like to make people mad, and might use your
favorite pairing or an idea you gave me in another fic. Thank
you, readers, for your support and encouragement, even if you crticize
me. It tells me what areas I need to improve upon. Thank
you, and keep reading.

Hey, I'm glad people actually review my stories! I haven't gotten any flames yet, so I'll take that to mean that I haven't written any truly bad works. I've currently got writers' block on my stories, but I've an idea for a new one about Sephiroth and Zack, so keep checking back. Hey, that rhymed! Oh, and just to let you all know, when I was typing the word 'about' I accidentally spelled it 'aibou' the first time. Creepy, ne?

On the status of my stories:

Reeve: Reeve has been discontinued until I can figure out where I want to go with it. I adore Reeve, but I don't want to portray him or anybody else wrong in that story. When I get inspiration, I'll write it.

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Cross into another World 2 by FFlove190 reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sephiroth gets pulled from the Final Fantasy X world and gets pushed into Zelda... now he's helping the silent Link and annoying Navi on their quest. WTF! R&R is new chappies is what you crave.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Link, Sephiroth
Privideniya by Greekhoop reviews
Post-MGS2 fic. Ocelot's final mission forces him to confront the restless ghosts of the past. Meanwhile, Raiden and Vamp take a roadtrip. Slash. COMPLETE.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/17/2005 - [Ocelot, I. R. Raikov] [Vamp, Raiden] - Complete
Indecent Rhythm by Bardicsidhe reviews
[Tristan x Duke x Joey] Senior year, post-series. Teá has three weeks to teach Tristan and Joey to dance. She hands the reins over to Duke Devlin, who shows them an entirely new rhythm.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,111 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004
Paint The Town by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Zack attempts to save Sephiroth from himself and turns the General's world upsidedown. Ch 24: Paranormal paranoia, served with rumor and a hint of extortion.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,614 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Dream Boat by Darkness Takes Over reviews
Maggie Burroughs has won a luxurious cruise to the Caribbean. It was just what she needed...but some unexpected passengers turns her vacation into a disaster! Completed 1st October 2007
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,033 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Who's Nightmare? by LoneGunGirl88 reviews
Freddy visits two girls in their dreams, but finds that he can't hurt them because they don't fear him. Now he's stuck with a fangirl and a wiseass in his dreamworld who won't leave him alone. Who's nightmare is it again? Lowered rating. Chap 27 up.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,432 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Demented Child by FFlove190 reviews
Discontinued. Cloud opens his door one day to find... Sephiroth? Nope, it's a little boy. Right...? Randomness and general dementedness. Obsessed Tifa, Barbie for the maid... that kind of stuff. R&R if continuance is what you desire!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,442 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
If I Only Knew by Nanashio reviews
Humor, or lack thereof. A collection of shounenai oneshots. Pairings: JoeyYugi, TristanRyou, YamiYugi, KaibaJoey, HondaKaiba, HondaBakura, slight HondaYugi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,293 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 8/9/2002
Flying Cars by iichan reviews
Heero and Duo sit alone in a little café, having a conversation that only Duo could pull off…
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Smile ! You're on Inu Camera ! by Maru-sha reviews
Ch.7 up! Inuyasha finds a video camera and films other members of the gang to see what they do when no one else is around. Prepare for outrageous and insane humor ! May cause asthma attacks, you have been warned !
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
BITE ME! The Princess Bride, Yu Yu Style by Adara-chan67 reviews
AN IMPORTANT AUTHORS' NOTE HAS REPLACED THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THIS FIC! PLEASE READ!
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
Technologic by Nephthy-san reviews
Vincent gets a cell phone…question is: can he use it?[post AC]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,720 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Vincent V.
Plastic Ponies by D.C.1 reviews
It all began with a harmless joke on an unsuspecting chunin. Nothing bad was supposed to happen, really, and Kakashi was supposed to go scotfree. Instead, he got saddled with the finished problem: One supercute Iruka chibi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,673 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Won't Hurt a Bit by Eternatis reviews
The next time Leon got drunk, D would NOT be letting him into the shop...
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Sadie, Sadie by Telanu reviews
When Leon Orcot gets an idea in his head, there's no stopping him. DxLeon yaoi. Now Complete!
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 50,577 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Questions by meleth78 reviews
Kakashi and Iruka in their domestic glory
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Answering Machine Messages by MYSTIC1 reviews
What would the characters of RW leave on their answering machines before the beep?
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/25/2003
Protect Me From the Storm by Mako Red Eyes reviews
Valenwind: There's a storm brewing over Rocket Town. Cid, Shera and Vincent take shelter in the warmth of the Highwind house, but trouble still arises. FluffyFluff! oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Grass Stains by KarotsaMused reviews
Mugen and Jin do Laundry. It's not nearly domestic as it sounds. Set in the same storyline as Hygiene. MxJ
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005
On a Clear Day by yellowhorde reviews
Leon x D Yaoi Leon and D set off on a picnic intent on watching the fireworks display but end up making their own sparks instead.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Hygiene by KarotsaMused reviews
Mugen gets a 'yes' from Jin. On a few conditions. MugenxJin, upped rating for language and sexual situations. Rowr.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2005
Freezing by Nefhiriel reviews
Humorous doubledrabble. Aragorn in the healing wing, being “cared” for by Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Puppet Mayhem by Lady of the Phoenix reviews
Contest piece for Final Hearts High. What happens when you mix Reno, Tseng and puppets? Nothing good.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Obsessions by Sage Kaley reviews
Seto and Joey may be enemies during the day but at night they find a new passion...and it's not what you think one shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/8/2005 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
A little fun in Imladris by Neniel Sildurien reviews
How vicious can Erestor be? The truth behind Aragorn becoming the greatest swordsman of his time... And Glorfindel is not happy with his life. A series of humorous drabbles taking place in Imladris.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
And You Want Him to be King of Gondor? by Mutant Goldfish reviews
A short, sweet story about Aragorn's childhood with Elrond. Slightly sickening amounts of cuteness. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Butter Side Up by bite the hand that feeds reviews
A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Vincent's Secret by Saesama reviews
Vincent has a secret he's willing to share :3 Valenwind fic for MRE, rated for language, adult situations and goofiness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Gatekeeper: No, Not Aki by Mirror and Image reviews
[Complete]The MashoWarlords act as guardians to the gates of the world of fanficton. It's a thankless, tireless, and hopeless job, because some authors just don't quite understand the word cliche.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Lord Of The Guys by quiffed reviews
This is... Lord of the Flies, except with boysex instead of killing. A reality TV show, except with the Marauders instead of B-list celebrities. A WIP. And you get to vote on what happens next. It's just that cool.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,662 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Tsutaeru to Kangamiru by QianYun reviews
Chibi Sasuke is unable to do something his family calls easy. He is frustrated. Chibi Naruto comes along and shows him. He is not amused. But for a moment in time, they are friends in the purest definition.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Tale of Two Terrible Twins and Food Fights by Malara reviews
Elrohir, Elladan, and Erestor have a disagreement… in the kitchen… with lots of food sitting around… just waiting to be thrown… [ONE SHOT]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Elrohir, Erestor - Complete
A Tale of Erestor, Hysterical Musicians, and Pink by Malara reviews
Elrond “asked” Erestor to watch over Rivendell while he is… um… fighting orcs. [cough] visiting Celebrían in Lorien [cough] Chaos? Naturally. [ONE SHOT]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Erestor, Elrond - Complete
Love is In the Air by Darkness Takes Over reviews
It's Valentine's Day on Elm St. Freddy and Maggie have secret admirers who wish for them to meet on this special occasion. Will love blossom or will it turn out to be a nightmare date?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
Family Counselling by Darkness Takes Over reviews
Freddy Krueger and his daughter Katherine are grudgingly brought together in a one to one therapy group with a Family Psychiatrist. Will they be able to put their hostile differences behind them? Let the insanity ensue. please review
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,914 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
Grab a Towel by La Cidiana reviews
Dave is hungover and depressed. Hal is trying to help. The last thing they expect is for two familiar faces to show up at their door... but of course, these things tend to happen. Slash and Hitchhiker's Guide references abound!
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Lessons by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
A slippery bookshelf, an out-of-reach book, and a story from an Elfling long grown up. (Fluffy one-shot. No slash.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Elrohir - Complete
A New Form of Torture by Avalon Estel reviews
Set of dishes from Far Harad: 50 copper coins. New upholstery: 35 silver coins. Purebred horse: 42 gold coins. The look on Erestor's face when you tell him he's watching the kids: priceless. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Zack and the Buster Sword by FFlove190 reviews
Discontinued. Sequel to "Sephiroth and the Masamune." Guess what happens. Plze R&R. And, as always, I suck at summaries so please just read this story so you might get somewhat interested.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 9/29/2004
Leprechauns by Avalon Estel reviews
What if Elves had St. Patrick's Day? What if they were considerably unintelligent Mirkwood Elves? And what if Legolas dragged Gimli (literally) into it? Oh, the insanity... [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Pictures? Why? by Saesama reviews
Cid has a hobby - Taking pictures. Vincent finds out about it. (CidVincent, mild language)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V.
Once Bitten by Greekhoop reviews
In the jungles of Central Asia, Snake's survival training once again proves useful.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Lovesick Fools by Avalon Estel reviews
Valentine's Day in Rivendell: an upcoming ball, a notsosecret admirer, scheming twins, and chaos galore! Quarter Finalist in the 2005 Mithril Awards. [Twoshot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
A Tale of Glorfy's Hairbrush by Malara reviews
Erestor never got along well with Glorfy, especially when Glorfy accused Erestor of being a dwarf. Or when he almost started a war. Then one day, Erestor finds the perfect revenge… Who knows what will happen! I don’t. [One Shot]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
First Impressions by Nefhiriel reviews
Aragorn, Legolas & the twins “overhear” the hobbits talking with Faramir and Eowyn about their first encounter with Strider in Bree. Humorous postRotK vignette.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Heartless Of Hollow Bastion by Charles Xavier reviews
Anybody who remembers the Camelot song from 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' should enjoy this...(grins)...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2005
Link is blonde Or is he? by Black Triforce reviews
Don't ask about title. Link's blonde. Right? Maybe... Maybe... NOT! Ganondorf finds the truth! Read and review this is my first nonscript form story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Darkness of Winter by Aika Hanyou reviews
On the day before a ski trip, Bakura gets sick! Who better to stay behind and take care of him than someone who doesn't like skiing in the first place? YYxYB Darkshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,169 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 11/12/2004
Holiday Havoc by Avalon Estel reviews
It's the holiday season, and everyone's happy about it but Erestor. Mostly written to vent my annoyance with the over-use of the words "holiday season", Glorfy attempts (in vain) to engage him in festivities. [Three-shot:COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Sephy Clause by FFlove190 reviews
Haitus. Zack tries to get Seph on the Christmas spirit, but this is a little far... parody The Santa Clause [On hold until July]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 12/19/2004
My Fallen Angel by Kikyo's killer reviews
A poem about Cloud's feelings for Aeris two years after the she died. R&R Please no flames.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Tantrum by Gwenneth reviews
The things adults do to calm screaming, kicking...kids...elflings...COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Elrohir, Celeborn - Complete
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
An Eventful Day by Avalon Estel reviews
Legolas and Aragorn get lost in Mirkwood Forest, and let's just say the result isn't pretty. Contains extreme insanity and a crying Legolas. No slash. [One-shot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Why the Fellowship Didn't Bring Tents on the Quest by Bookworm85 reviews
Just a short humorous vignette about tents and the complications they cause.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Finding the Spirit by Mako Red Eyes reviews
Yaoi Valenwind xmasy holiday sap. be warned. When Cid gets sick from being out in bad weather, Vin learns about his caring side, and earns himself a friend. He also discovers the holiday magic along with a certain special someone....FINISHED!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,770 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Caffeine by Avalon Estel reviews
What do you get when you cross the Fellowship with a cup of Starbucks coffee? Absolute mayhem. [Threeshot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
Rowen's Phobia by LadyHawk225 reviews
A short, humorous, fic about a little...problem...Rowen has. Purely humorous! Enjoy! Please R & R!
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2004
The Sephiroth Song by Charles Xavier reviews
A plain but funny takeoff of the Gummi Bears theme.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004
Behind Closed Doors by Vash's Girl reviews
[RS, LS, CL] The burning, mindnumbing pain of secrets, the touch of warm fingertips gliding over bare skin in the dark. A dark, caressing whisper, hot breath ghosting along an ear. Lock the door, throw away the key.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,349 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Baby Trouble by DarkYoaiFox reviews
The Troopers are turned into the Ma Sho's kids! When they grow up the adventure begins! Rated for yaoi. RS, R&R please. On hold.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2004 - [Ryo S., Sage D.] Anubis
PoDunK by Mako Red Eyes reviews
Finished!..Ever wonder what made Cid turn to chainsmoking and alcohol? Just what made him crack.... Five years before the game, Cid Highwind works for ShinRa, but must ignore his job for a few days when he gets a letter from his Loopy Hillbilly Aunt Eva
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Cid H. - Complete
Sephiroth and the Masamune by FFlove190 reviews
Hojo takes away the Masamune and Sephiroth plots for a way to get it back... wait a second! Who would be stupid enough to try and steal his underwear? The Actual PLAN...R&R, please! IT IS COMPLETE! YAYYY!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
Ronin Whose Line is it Anyway! by AnimegirlHF reviews
If it isn't obvious enough, the Ronins are doing Whose Line is it Anyway! With me as the Host! So c'mon down and have some fun! Important note in my profile. Read it please. Chap 2 has been tweaked a bit.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
My Brother, My Prince by phwee yami hobo reviews
Light Fluffy, almost sickeningly cute, Seto left home leaving Mokuba with thier parents, Mokuaba remembers his loving brother, Seto refuses to just leave though, he had his reasons
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004
Reason's Got Nothing to do With It by Nefhiriel reviews
Humor, humor and more humor! I hope you all think it’s funny, I did me best mate!. Fun dialogue between Jack & Will. R&R please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Stillness and Silence by fatalis-stille reviews
Akabane x Ban. One evening of contemplation on the desires of two men and the inevitable days that follow.
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004
Talk of the Town by fatalis-stille reviews
The thoughts of the cast on Akabane and Ban's not-so-secret relationship. Sort of a sequel to Stillness and Silence. Lots of pairings. Implied AkabanexBan. Revised.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2004
Drunken Revelry by Rikugou reviews
mild shounenai. The GB crew are having a New Year's Eve party at the Honky Tonk. Mix thoroughly with alcohol and what do you get?
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Complete
9 Months of Hellish Hilarity by Yggdrasil's 3rd Root reviews
UPDATED! (Gasp! You lie!) All work and no play makes Kaiba a very dull boy. But with Pegasus around, even the mundane can become insane. Absurdity, showers, flowers..? Oh my. (Shounen-ai. PegasusxSeto)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,486 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003
Ordinary Business by Nekokoban reviews
Akabane recieves a job he most certainly can refuse. Business goes on as usual.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2003
Virages by Naye reviews
Ban's driving, Ginji's asleep. Beware - here be sap!
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2003
Wishing On a S by Ellcrys and Kitarin reviews
Ban and Ginji go out into the country to watch a meteor shower, and Ginji has a special wish to make on the first shooting star he sees.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2003
Giddy by Gnine reviews
Just a bit of fun in the rain...(BanGinji)
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2003
In The Moment: Today by Nekokoban reviews
Ban waxes poetic in his head, Ginji gets ramen, and they spend another night in the car. Fluff and very mild shounen-ai.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2003
Toweling Off by pyrorbl reviews
Ban tries to read, but Ginji won't let him (GinjixBan).
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2003
Candlelight by X-parrot reviews
Fluffy Ban & Ginji fluff, concerning a nighttime invader.
Get Backers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Complete
An Unlikely Partnership by Beth Winter reviews
While Ban is away, Ginji finds himself with the last partner he thought he'd go on a retrieval mission with...
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2003
Talent by Ellcrys reviews
Interlude during episode 8 Ginji's inspiration causes Ban's littleknown talent to reach heights he never expected.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Complete
Birthday Surprise by Ellcrys reviews
It's Ginji's birthday, and he's snooping for presents when a knock comes on the door...
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Complete
KIMAHRI SAYS by Silver Neko reviews
Wise words from Kimahri. Kimahri insults the cast of FF VIII! Yay!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
An Unlikely Pair by Veggie-chan12 reviews
This is kind of old...I made it 2 years ago...I think. Maybe one ; I'm too lazy to count really. IorixKyo
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2002 - Published: 4/19/2002
Fondue by J.L. Alvarez reviews
K is a wanderer and has wandered into some random town. This is a strange story. K eats cheese.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/20/2002
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Shinigami
A little pondering leads Heero Yuy to one conclusion, and he has to face his fears and tell Duo. Contains hints of shounenai. 1x2
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 444 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Heero Y., Duo M.
The Misadventures of Sephiroth and Zack reviews
The two generals of Shinra Inc do some very...odd things. Here are the files they neglected to turn in to the company on their activities. Discontinued until inspiration strikes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Reeve reviews
After Meteor is destroyed, a man rises to power in a world longing for an answer. Unfortunately, Reeve only has himself and his memories of the past, along with his bodyguard, who is a familiar yet changed face in a sea of strangers. See profile...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Reeve T., Reno
A Beautiful Friendship reviews
What happens when Paine and Vincent meet? The beginning of a beautiful but gory friendship. Written in response to something that was stated in a fellow author's profile. Mild CidVin and cursing. Under revision.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Vincent V., Cid H.
Yugi and Sugar Do NOT Mix reviews
Dialogue. Based off what the author thinks would happen if Yugi had too much sugar. Poor Yami...Under revision.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
I Am Not reviews
Quatre musing about all of the things he isn't.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Quatre W.
Little Red Riding Vincent reviews
What happens when you cross FFVII and the classic childrens' tale? This! Warning: Crossdressing
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Vincent V., Sephiroth
An Angel's Flight reviews
The rating is for violence. Scenes from the lives of two tragically misunderstood characters. My take on Seph's life and Hojo's thoughts on everything about it. Under revision.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Prof. Hojo, Sephiroth