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Joined 12-05-04, id: 715180, Profile Updated: 01-27-10

What are you doing looking at my profile? Seriously, I don't write-I just read...A LOT. So why are you still here? Well since you came all this way the least I can do is give you some basic, semi-amusing (to me), very embarassing facts about myself.

If Mr. Rogers was still alive, I'd still be watching his show. Nothing can calm me down like changing cardigans and a visit from Mr. McFeely (On a side note producers, McFeely? On a children's show? I feel dirty just saying it)

My heartbeat increases and I fangirl all over the place if an author responds to my review. I even save most of these replies

Ever since I heard about botflies, I have been equally fascinated and disgusted. I gain immense satisfaction from watching them be removed in Youtube videos

I keep a close eye on grocery store bakeries on the off-chance that I might see something worthy of the Cake Wrecks blog

Sometimes I wish I was a member of the Duggar family

When I was little, I had a major crush on Jim Carrey. I had a poster on my wall of him as The Riddler and it was one of my prized possessions.

~Laryssa~

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The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12856 - Favs: 5,973 - Follows: 5,348 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glow by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Glow : Edward's a nerd who prefers his own company until a pretty girl crashes into his universe. AH Fluff. FGB One-Shot for MissRyss
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Asunder by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
People always cry at weddings.With her future in tatters and her relationship with Edward strained, Bella can't seem to stop. E/B. AH. A FGB fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6605 - Favs: 4,295 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Phoenix by KiyaRaven reviews
Every day he passes and I let him, knowing that everything's wrong; wanting so much to fix it but scared to try. Sometimes doing nothing is the worst form of cowardice, and right now, he needs me to be brave. Winner - Anonymous Angst Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 180 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hallett Hall by jaxington reviews
On our first night away at college, Bella Swan, thinking the room was her own, drunkenly stumbled into my bed. She was broken and I wanted to fix her. I loved her for four years before she left. Never did I expect her to come back, but she surprised me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 279,479 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5205 - Favs: 3,778 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8386 - Favs: 6,699 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ace of Spades by m81170 reviews
It started out as game, but she was my match in every way. Love crept up on lust and knocked me off my throne. Unfortunately, the stakes of my game were too high and the cost was almost more than I could bear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,204 - Follows: 8,263 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Girl with a Red Umbrella by justaskalice reviews
Co-Written w/ spanglemaker9. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose’s letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,699 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awake in the Infinite Cold by quothme reviews
Sometimes the fruit is forbidden for a reason. A mélange of Twilight and How to Be, with an Artward who so carefully and so softly sneaks under her skin and into her soul. Not your typical E/B romance. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,819 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,646 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 325 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 178 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Highlander by Namariel reviews
Scotland, April 1745. With the Battle of Culloden casting a shadow over their heads, Edward and Bella share their last days together. BPOV. One-shot for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wager by LW107 reviews
CB centric. A holiday ficlet about a bet made between Blair and Chuck. Can B hold out against C's unyielding temptation, or are C's tactics too great for B to resist? Only I have the answer. XOXO.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
All The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE Bella Swan is a siren to the vampires. They come far and wide to hear her beautiful voice. NOT a song fic. BXE Darker side of Stephenie's vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,132 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost by gleechild reviews
Chuck destroyed Blair's reputation. He doesn't realize how thoroughly until he gets a frantic call from Serena. Panic sets in. Then his worst fears are confirmed. How is he ever going to look at himself again? DARK Fic. Post 1x13. COMPLETE.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,330 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,983 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Friends Lust Lovers by PennCrawford reviews
Charlotte James comes back after five years and after a bet unknowingly opens her and Chuck's heart to more than lust. XX Bear with me on the first couple of chapters I havent edited it yet.XX Chapter 11 up.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,286 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
SelfConclusion by Goo82 reviews
When tragedy strikes, Bella makes a decision that could end her life. Will Edward be able to save her from herself or will they destroy each other in the end? -Complete summary inside. Rated M for lemons and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,731 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Musings by Lomesir reviews
The thoughts and observations of Twilight characters at strategic points in their existences. :Marcus now posted:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,795 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete