Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Rurouni Kenshin.
Tuesday 1 January 2008
Tuesday 25 December 2007
Thursday 13 December 2007
Sunday 4 November 2007
Saturday 27 October 2007
Saturday 20 October 2007
Harry Potter !!SPOILERS!!
-'Brains like that, you could be a Death Eater, son. Haven't I just proved my Patronus is a goat?'
Hehe, yeah to be a Death Eater you have to have an IQ that's lower then 80.
-'Curfew's been broken, you heard the noise,' one of the Death Eaters told the barman. 'Someone was out in the street against regulations-'
My my I love Aberforth and his lovely quotes - the man is just freaking HI-LAR-I-OUS! I died when I read this: 'Stag?' roared the barman. 'It's a goat, idiot!'
'If you're not in Gryffindor, we'll disinherit you,' said Ron, 'but no pressure.'
Oh Merlin Ron you're priceless!!
Misao: Perhaps I should go on a diet and slim down for Lord Aoshi.
Kaoru: Perhaps I should ask Tae to teach me how to cook. (walks away, leaving Kenshin shocked)
Megumi: Husky sounds fine, how about we give Sano a name too, let's call him Musky.
Aoshi: I don't drink sake ... but how about tea, I do drink tea.
Aoshi: Er - what's this Battousai?
Misao: You're quite wrong about that, with me not in Kyoto, grammps probably is chasing young women.
Yumi: Where have you been, I've been worried.
Houji: I just received word from Yumi that the Battousai has unleashed his most powerful attack. It seems that his sword was drawn the instant Aoshi decided to attack. As for the details ... WHAT! ...
Kamatari: I like you little guy.
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Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
The memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
Changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time
But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
Anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D
If you are in love with Sirius Black, paste this in your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.
If you are in love with James Potter, paste this in your profile.
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, The Astrology Nerd, That Bloody Demon, hadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, DogStar'n'LionHeart,MilyMB, Jade The Orkkiller
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