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Author has written 14 stories for Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy VIII, Inuyasha, Naruto, Anime X-overs, and Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ.

Hi, I write fanfiction and I take it very seriously. I like trying to put the pieces of the Naruto world. But Remember kids, Naruto is a cartoon anime! Not Real life


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The Small Postures by Celenier reviews
Before Danzo can undermine the Fifth, Shikaku Nara proposes a countermeasure to Tsunade. Sakura finds herself in the role of double agent in ANBU ROOT, which is not a healthy thing for anyone, but especially not for someone with an already fractured personality. (Sakura centric AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 11/7/2016 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 131 - Words: 44,213 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,733 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
KakaSaku: Endure and Survive by serenity-touched reviews
Nothing will ever be the same. A series of snippets inspired from The Last of Us. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,317 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 1/21/2015 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,921 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 12/6/2014
Tales of a Gutsy Ninja by Kwizzic reviews
Kakashi doesn't understand his genin team. (He hopes he never will.) Featuring: strip poker, deceptive puddles, several books, two conspiracies, and no ducks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,723 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,729 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Monomoth by Ohtze reviews
Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, Sakura-centric.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,414 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] OC, Hanabi H.
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 438 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
SO DONE WITH EVERYTHING by Your Idiot Writer reviews
Written in response to chapter 692 because I'm so done with Sasuke and I think Kakashi is, too. 100% crack don't take this seriously I didn't even proof-read it it's just Kakashi throwing a tantrum and swearing a lot and calling his students names. **Whoops, forgot about the title rule, my bad! Thanks for the heads up, anon, but no need to hate, yo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical by 100demons reviews
Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 243 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Levi's by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Sakura 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So Sasuke wants to be Hokage. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Litte Ponly Friendship is Danger by Peter Chimaera reviews
Tihs is bassed off on the cartoon Friendship is Magil but I did it because I thought it would be good stoyr to do i am comming to convention soon go to mey facebook page
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 458 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Dirge for Two Veterans by wildskysong reviews
There are a thousand steps between Orochimaru's- Kabuto's- body and Naruto's. This is how Sasuke takes them. Be warned, this fic is a bit of an odd bird. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Proof that Killer Bee is Rubbing Off on Naruto by ichilover3 reviews
Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Incorrigible by forthright reviews
My MirKag drabble and oneshot collection. A little harmless flirtation never hurt anyone. NEWEST: 'Bait' A drabble. Miroku was a gifted angler...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,401 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Miroku, Kagome H.
A Stitch in Time by Pluma Desatada reviews
What if Team Seven could have seen, the day Orochimaru bit Sasuke, the future that will come when he takes his offer? Naruto: loved, admired, Hokage. Sakura: strong, confident, head of the hospital. And Sasuke? What does his future hold? Will he like it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,560 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Origins of Betty by Rizzle reviews
Draco, Harry and Ron at the Maternity Ward of St Mungos. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hand Raiser by knuckz reviews
Chuunin exams. Naruto raised his hand. And then he slammed it down. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Ibiki M. - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4703 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 131 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 6,424 - Follows: 1,377 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Warped Logic by nimblnymph reviews
It was the time of year no jounin instructor enjoyed: Teacher Evaluation. It was the one time they were at the mercy of their student's whim, where everything they'd done could now turn around and bite them back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Warrior of Heart by Golden Arms reviews
Naruto and Sasuke accidentally kiss during graduation, but it's Hinata's reaction everyone's more concerned about.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 4,737 - Follows: 1,272 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark reviews
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 382 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Earth, Sun, Moon, Stars by Annwyd reviews
Each member of Team 7 has their part to play in the lifeordeath aftermath of Sasuke's return.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Only the Cold by blue movies reviews
While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 3,723 - Follows: 505 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 173 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4909 - Favs: 6,282 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 4,543 - Follows: 826 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Puppy Proofing Your Dojo by Resmiranda reviews
Why does Sesshoumaru hate Tenseiga so much? [Sess and Inupapa] [oneshot]
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Amputee Smut by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Kagome] Kagome was a really bad mother, Sesshoumaru decided. She was irrational, hysterical, and she wouldn’t even let him kill his own child.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
WeR4Jounins by Link and Luigi reviews
After playing with the computer voice, attempting to learn how to play minesweeper and failing to install two different games, the four jounins hooked the computer up to the internet and began surfing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 131,852 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H., Miroku, Hojo - Complete
Persistance of Vision by sna reviews
Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Still Life in Monochrome by kimi no vanilla reviews
Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Encounter by Kristine Batey reviews
A chance meeting on a long road...
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Sesshomaru
I Wish by Foxterr reviews
You only get three, count them, three wishes." the genie told Miroku. (AU, Comedy, ONE SHOT)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Complete
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Storytelling 101 reviews
Newly-minted Team Yamato tells ghost stories around the campfire one evening, for bonding-related purposes. Hindsight really is 20/20.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2016
Slider reviews
Sakura thought she had the Narutoverse all figured out, but predicting the plot was a lot harder when you weren't the only person who got sucked in. Something else seems not quite right, though... "SI/OC." Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,102 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Sakura H., Ino Y., OC
Salt Skin reviews
"Ask yourself... is there something you want so badly that it's worth putting your life in danger?" AU.
Crossover - Naruto & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Sakura H., Kyubey
There and Back Again: A Missing-nin's Tale reviews
Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
We're Not Talking About Batman, Are We? reviews
Team Seven sits down to watch a movie before the start of the Chunin Exams, and Sasuke and Naruto argue over ethical differences. Just who was the real hero of Batman Begins, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Attention Deficit Disorder reviews
Kagome's twenty first century babbling manages to take its toll on Inuyasha's simple, uncomplicated, and vaguely small mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
The Art of Wishing reviews
"These doors lead to a world that fulfills your heart's innermost desires." AU. Kakashi, when trying to order take-out, accidentally calls the Goddess Hotline instead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Your Souls Belong to Science reviews
In exchange for their immortal souls, Team Seven is granted the ability to hop between a multitude of parallel universes—some of which don't even have ninjas. Warning: Crack&Crossovers.
Crossover - Naruto & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,434 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
1000 Ways reviews
...To Kill off Yuna. Death by paper, seizures, food products, battery acid, Harry Potter, allergic reactions... 100 percent Tikku, Aurikku, Barikku, Rippal, Wikku, Khimarikku, Noojikku... A continuing saga of... oneshots?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Yuna, Rikku
Kikyo's Delivery Service reviews
Kikyo has an epiphany. Step one: Collect shikon shards. Step two: Sell them off to random demons. Step three: Profit.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Kikyou
Quintessential Love Triangle reviews
Kikyo and Inuyasha are having a moment, and Kagome conveniently spots them. She's devastated, and... oh, hey, chocolate... Oneshots.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Kagome H., Kikyou - Complete
Kikyo and Kagome reviews
...have a conversation. Mainly revolving around handcuffs, twinkies, and LIFE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Kagome H., Kikyou
Royally Screwed reviews
FFX2FFVIII Crossover. Gippal stumbles across Fujin, who precedes to take over the Machine Faction right under his nose. IDIOT.
Crossover - Final Fantasy X-2 & Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Fujin, Gippal - Complete
Life Is Red reviews
...Or something to that effect. Blah, blah, blah. A conversation between Selphie, Rinoa, Quistis, and Ellone. In the cafeteria. With tea. And pink. And broken glass. Mmmm. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Selphie T., Quistis T. - Complete
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