Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter.
Hi everyone reading this page! Which is probably a pretty small amount, since, I mean, who really cares about what I like to put on my toast? (Nothing - I don't like toast. Or butter, for that matter. I do like eating those little jelly packets at breakfast places, though. You know, the ones you're supposed to put on toast?) But hi anyway!
Likes: Canon Lily/James (and very very AU Lily/James); sarcastic, reformed death eater, kick-me-potter-i-don't-care-because-I'm-still-better-looking-than-you Draco Malfoy; Remus. (Remus equals Love.); flustered! and sarcastic! and witty!Hermione; Rose/Scorpius (it's so cute!); sharp, witty dialogue; fanon!Blaise; dashes; The Princess Bride; Romantic Comedies; Robin McKinley, Meg Cabot, and Melody Carlson; Veggie Tales; Snape's Worst Memory; one-shots; Gilmore Girls; University of California: Berkeley.
Dislikes: The Head Tower Cliche (Nowhere in the books or in any interviews with JK Rowling does it say there is a Head Tower! Where do people get this idea??); Emma Watson's hair; Angst; Remus/Tonks; Harry/Hermione; dead!Dumbledore; animal products; grammatical errors; The Winter Ball Cliche; semi-colons; OCs (unless absolutely necessary); toast; Stanfurd.
You know what really makes me mad? Flamers. Especially anonymous flamers. Because then it's not like you can reply and say "yeah, i didn't like that part either. I just didn't know how to fix it. Any suggestions?" Or something like that, you know? And I really hate when people review something that is over two years old and judge me by it. As if I'm still the same writer I was two fricken' years ago! Who on earth can honestly say that they are the same person they were two years previous? And who are they to judge me? At least I have enough guts to review when I'm actually signed in! Ugh! People these days make me sick! (Angry rant curtesy of "ReviewersAnonymous" and other stupid flamers!)
"We should all take a lesson from Crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box."
Hey all! I'm currently doing a Round Robin fic with some seriously great authors! (and me, I have no idea why I'm in it) Check us out! The story is called A Fork In An Eye and our author name is the The Round Robin Ducklings. If you want to read a really cool fanfic, (and I'm not talking about my chapter) I totally recommend it.
Will You Go Out With Me? has finally been deleted. Something that should've been done long ago, in my opinion. Anyone who asks for it back will promptly be called an insane psyco freak and given a straight-jacket.
Love's a Song is gone. Dead. Buried. Sleeping with the Fishes. I might one day resurrect some parts of it (and some lines) but it's not likely.
Okay so I know I said that I was gone because I was probably changing 'ships, but I think I'm gonna try and keep writing. There are totally no guarantees, since this is totally a hobby for me, and I'll write probably only if I'm bored or I've been bitten by a very large, annoying plot bunny. We'll see, yeah?
PS: I really have no idea what is going on with A Fork in the Eye. Please don't ask me. I wish I could say that the next chapter is on its way, but I really have no idea. Sorry.
"Embrace the total dork in yourself and enjoy it because, well ... Life is too short to be cool!"
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