Author has written 34 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Sailor Moon, Starsky and Hutch, Jurassic Park, Twilight, Resident Evil, Hellsing, Inuyasha, Walking Dead, Mummy, Evil Within, Assassin's Creed, and Hawaii Five-0.
My name is completely irrelevant. Age: guess I can reveal that (27). Anything else about me you can find on here in this really long ass profile of mine. LOL If you would not like to read all of this madness, then please continue on down to the stories and please enjoy your stay. _
UPDATE: Just thought I should let you all know that I am on facebook now if anyone wants to message me there or anything at all like that. Um, I will be trying to sent you all updates through that as well because I'm a big dork like that. LOL. I am also on AO3 (archive of our own) so please check out both areas. That would make me very, very happy.
(5-31-2015) Nice, real nice, pretty sure no one is paying attention so I am now on another rant!!! PEOPLE STOP ASKING ME TO HURRY UP WITH UPDATES! I DO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS SITE! I'LL UPDATE WHEN I AM GOOD AND READY. AT THIS RATE I WILL DISABLE ANON REVIEWS IF THIS DOESN'T STOP.
(5/30/2016) I THOUGHT I'D LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM ONLY GOING TO BE FOCUSING ON ONE STORY RIGHT NOW AND THAT HAPPENS TO BE 'DROWN IN YOU'. DON'T WORRY, I'M WORKING ON ALL THE OTHER STORIES, BUT I FIGURED THAT I'D MAINLY FOCUS ON ONE UNTIL IT'S DONE AND THEN HEAD ON WITH THE OTHERS.
Sarah Victoria Cullen. a.k.a Sarah Von Craft Collins. Or Sarah Redfield. (Sarah Redfield is the character name from the novel. No I did not get it from Resident Evil so don't you dare think that!!!)
Favorite TV shows: do I have to answer this? I have too many to count.
Favorite Video Games: Resident Evil! (All of them especially the Umbrella Chronicles for the Wii)
Favorite Game character: Duh, Wesker! That man's a total bad ass...what girl doesn't love a bad ass? He may be evil...but he's mine so back the fuck off ladies!!!!
Favorite Movie: I can only pick one?
Favorite Food: Okay, this is just weird...stop asking me my favorite things!!! People will find out too much about me.
Are you crazy?: Well that's more like it and the answer would have to be...DUH!!!!!!!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
I you have you own little world, copy and paste them into your profile.
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (Don't all writers?)
No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. (ACutally I have been for almost a year. Sad I know, but I don't care!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, Sarah Victoria Cullen,
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, Sarah Victoria Cullen,
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.
"Let me tell you something...
Just because I'm nice don't mean I have to be...
Just because I smile doesn't mean you're off my list...
Just because I may not be a bitch doesn't mean I can't show you one...
And just because love is a four letter word, doesn't keep me from kicking your ass...
So back the hell up and leave me alone."
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?
9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13.McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.
-If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.