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Joined 12-08-04, id: 716900
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Er, hello.

I don't know how many fics I will be posting on here. We'll see, I suppose.

My name is Loba. I'm 15, and I'll be 16 in April. hoorah. I was born in Machester, England, but I moved to Coral Springs, Florida when I was three, so I use british slang with an american accent. If any of you say "car-mel" instead of "car-a-mel" I may have to slaughter you.

I stick to what I know, so I will only write Harry Potter fics, and I stick to what I like, so I will only write slash fics. I ship Harry/Draco mainly, but I'm pretty much a fan of Harry/any man that isn't Dumbledore, Hagrid, or Filch.

I take my leave of you. Read my story. You may like it. You may not. But you'll never know.


"Ladies and Gentlemen, attention please!
Come in close where everyone can see!
I got a tale to tell, it isn't gonna cost a dime!
(And if you believe that,
We're gonna get along just fine.)
--Steve Earl
"Snake Oil

"For Life's not a paragraph
And death I think is no parenthesis"
--e.e. cummings

"Drama is life with the dull bits cut out."
--Alfred Hitchcock

"A common mistake that people make trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
--Douglas Adams

"I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing."
--Stubb in Moby Dick

"Beneath your dancing feet are the tombs of tortured men - thus does The Red Death rebuke your merriment!"
--Lon Chaney
The Phantom Of The Opera

"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you."
--Steeler's Wheel

"As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods: They kill us for their sports."
--Aldous Huxley
Brave New World

The Elements reviews
Harry runs away at the end of fifth year, and Draco and the order of the Phoenix must set out to find him. AU because Sirius lives. This is a really bad summary, its actually way more comlicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,961 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.