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![]() Author has written 7 stories for Blue's Clues, Catscratch, and Avatar: Last Airbender. Okay...so yea! This is me. The Plaid Hatter. That picture (you know, the one on the left. Yes, that one...) is my kitty :3. And Who Is ThePlaidHatter?? o.O I'm just...me. I'm pretty awesome (in my own mind) and EXTREMELY nerdy. I likes telling jokes and funny stories, it really doesn't matter if I'm the only one who laughs at them. The point is sharing the funny. I am also a terrible human being!! I go out of my way to help animals, but if I catch a human in motal peril, I will LAUGH MY ASS OFF!! name: eh...no! age: 19...THOUSAND!! (Ha-ha! I tricked you!) fanliness: BTVS, Angel, Stargate, House, Monk, ATLA, Storm Hawks, (--insert random Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon show--), Star Wars (both trilogies AND the Clone Wars series), LOTR, Pendragon, anything Stephen King & Erin Hunter, Eragon (the books ONLY), Paranormal State, GH and GHI, FMA, Basara, Vampire Knight, Ghost Hunt, and (recently) Death Note. shipping: ATLA once a Kataanger, but now an avid slasher ('specially when it comes to guy luv :3 Zukka and Zukaang PWN!!) Angel WesleyxGunn (just to piss Fred off, of course!) BTVS SpikexDrucilla (i know canon is boring, but Dru is sooooo AWESOME!!) LOTR crack pairings a plenty =)
Top Six reasons for being late for work: 1) traffic. 2) oversleeping. 3) procrastination. 4) Chores. 5) Car Trouble. 6) Having Sex. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. In the Amended Georgia FY 2002 Budget, 8.7 million dollars was alotted to the Georgia Technology Authority for “portal development”. (make fun if you want, but dammit we'll be the first to step foot in the 12 Dimension! Who's laughing now?!) Gene Simmons, of the shock-rock group Kiss, earned a B.A. in education and speaks four languages. The New York Board of Education barred the whipping of children in its schools on March 4, 1908. In England, in the 1880’s, “Pants” was considered a dirty word. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die. this and much, MUCH more brought to you by the good folks at dumbfacts.com Little Known Facts About My Fanfictions --My first fanfiction is no longer up. It was some kind of Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Angel Crossover. My OC was TERRIBLE!! I mean, she was an assassin sent to kill Angel and turned out be be his sister. WTF? The reviewers were very encouraging, but someone should have flamed sense into me. --Back n Da Dayz was written mostly on a caffeine high. In fact, one chapter was written after I drunk a very concentrated mix of coffee and sugar. My hands were shaking v-i-o-l-e-n-t-y and...well just read it and you'll see what happens when I get hyper o.O. --Here n Da Now was a good idea at first, but I got sidetracked...and...well...yea. I haven't updated it in years. XD --The idea for Infected came when my friend, Kris, and I were talking about the MomoCentric fanfic I was thinking about...while we were taking a piss in the school restroom. It's her fault that it's MoAppa, btw. Her dirty little mind just wonders like that... --The 5 Tasks of the Unicorn Paladins was the funnest fanfiction I have ever written. Of course, no one understood it and there weren't enough fans to encourage me to continue it =( --Ozai and the Baked Potato is based on a smart-assed potato that WOULD NOT cook no matter how loud I yelled at it. I used this story to scared it. sequal coming soooooooon :D!! Quotes I LOVE "Let's not go back to Terabithia..." Kris after we got lost in the woods looking for "Terabithia" manager-- "Hey!" points to my cellphone I'm 'illegally' texting on me-- points to store phone glued to her ear "Don't be a hypocrite." manager-- "What's going on here?" me-- "God! You don't have to know everything!" silence manager-- to other employee "You know, I could have sworn that I was the manager here..." My uncle rushes into the room with a serious look on his face. He tells us that some pro wrestler just got out of jail after hitting the wrestling manager's daughter or some shit. aunt J-- "No one cares, Timmy!" me-- "Don't worry, uncle Tim. We can lock the doors so he won't get us." A Joke By Amber What did the robot say to the caterpillar? Hey! Stop being a caterpillar! See, it's funny because the robot had no arms... me-- "I just got punched in the face by a 5-yr-old o.0" tiff-- "OWNED!!" uncle T-- while my aunt and I are watching Ghost Hunters "I don't know how you two believe in all that ghost shit." aunt J-- "Tim, you believe in Big Foot and lake monsters.." me-- comforting an upset child "They were mean to you?! Do you want me to beat them up?" kid-- "Yes! Put them in the trash and push them down the hill!!" silence me-- "You're alright, kid." I catch my sister dipping her pinto beans in ketchup me-- "Eww!" faith-- "What? Don't you eat ketchup with frenchfries?" me-- "Yes, but that's not the same thing..." (I spend the next few minutes teaching her that beans are not made of potatoes ...she thougth the white junk inside beans was potato or something.) faith-- bad acting "I went to the store today and I did something bad." me-- in brookland accent "You went to the store and you did something bad? Do you wanna be soup?!" (we recorded this on our mom's phone and it took her a few months to realize it was there) aunt C-- "But...I...I just don't think that'd work out..." (after I tried--and failed--to explain the Moappa ship to my aunt.) aunt J-- "Don't forget about your food" commenting on the broccoli and noodles I'm cooking me-- "Mind you're own business, Crazy Lady." aunt J-- "All stoves have made it clear that they don't like you so I'm just helping you out." My phone goes off playing Last Resort by Poppa Roach nancy-- "Could you have a more emo ringtone?" faith (texting mom) "Hey! What's fo suppah?!" me (texting mom at the same time) "Yea! What's fo suppah?" me-- "Okay, whoever she texts back first is the one she loves the most." faith-- "Deal." waiting my phone vibrates me-- "Yes!" |
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