WinterOfOurDiscontent
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Joined 12-09-04, id: 717388
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto.

I'm writing a story with Hey-Diddle-Diddle called "HMS Paradise." You can find it at our joint account on ff.net, "YarrKinky." She's a blast to write with, and if you like my other stuff you will definitely like this, it's hilarious. (and Kakashi/Iruka, you've been warned.) You can find a link under my Favourite Stories, listed for your convenience.

I'm moderator for http://www.livejournal.com/community/narutoreviews, a community dedicated to improving the quality of Narutofic by providing constructive criticism and reviews of fanfics. I'm also a mod of http://www.livejournal.com/community/narutogoodfics, where talented authors post links to their stories as they write them. If you or someone you know is an awesome writer, please join. If you or someone you know likes to read good Narutofic, (and, obviously, if you're reading this, you're a person of taste and discernment) please do check it out.

In my time not spent reading, I'm an artist and art historian specializing in Asian and Buddhist art. And a Jedi.

I've set up a deviantart account for any fanart I draw.
http://fuyunofuhei.deviantart.com/

Oh yes. In my other, other spare time, I play Nara Shikaku in the rather dark-ish RP Scarlet Spiral. http://scarlet-spiral.greatestjournal.com/ And people wonder why I never get anything done...

I promise:
I will never post a story without spellchecking and a looking over by my beta.
I will never hold my stories hostage for reviews.
I will never abandon a story.
I will never post anything I honestly think is no good.
I will treasure every review I get, and treat both praise and honest criticism with the consideration they deserve.

Current Status of Stories:

Caring (One-shot)

Favourite Things (One-shot)

Fireflies (One-shot)

Kindness (One-shot)

Leave of Vengeance (Current Project, WIP)

Leaves (One shots written intermittently)

Me and My Shadows (One shots influenced by Scarlet Spiral)

Outclassed (Current project, WIP, drawing to a close)

Perfect Day (Story told in oneshots, each work independently too)

Seven Down, Eight Up (on hold indefinitely, WIP)

Teamwork (One-shot)

The Autumn of Our Virility (Current project, WIP)

HMS Paradise (writing with Kiki, WIP)

Basically, right now I'm alternating posting chapters of The Autumn of Our Virility, Leave of Vengeance, and Outclassed. So yes, things are being worked on. Diligent-ish-y. And yes, my chapters are short. Unfortunately, I write so slowly that it's either post one thousand word (my minimum length) chapters periodically, or nothing would ever get done. Think of them as chocolate truffles: they're small, delicious, and should be savoured accordingly. (Alternately, they're small and horrid for your teeth.)

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Conviction by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasu, SasuNaru. Convictions are what guide a ninja. But with assassinations, misplaced goals, and the threat of Akatsuki to occupy his time, even Naruto can lose his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,201 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Will I Rise by hat-and-clogs reviews
AU, AxI. Strange things happen in Integra's last year of college, including the appearance of a mysterious new teacher, a series of murders, and surprising secrets about the Hellsing Organization's past.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,897 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Pokemon Master, Sasuke by Maliciously Creative reviews
SasuNaru KakaIru, ShonenAi, Yaoi Ch. 18 up! What happens when you lose the one you loved the most? But denial is a tricky thing... causing you to see the one you love most as a pokemon and you as his trainer. NOT ABANDONED! Still working on it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,193 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004
HMS Paradise by YarrKinky reviews
When Kakashi’s injured, Iruka reads him his favorite book. A look into the world of Icha Icha, full of not so subtle innuendos, cross dressers, pirates... And some oddly familiar characters... Co written by HeyDiddleDiddle and WinterOfOurDiscontent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Look! Look! by meleth78 reviews
Genma notices something strange about Kakashi. And Raido notices that Iruka is really hot. Ch 10 Updated 17 January 2006. KakashiIruka, GenmaRaido.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,803 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Butterfly in Reverse by bite the hand that feeds reviews
Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,313 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kakashi H.
Agent Klutz: The Secret Diaries of Wendy by Rhianwen reviews
[Complete!] Tripping over your own shoe every ten minutes is one thing. But when you walk, unharmed, away from a mishap that should have killed you, people begin to get a little suspicious...
Read or Die - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,479 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
This Isn't The Freaking Heian Era by mousapellikun reviews
Touya is so very confused. Hikaru is randomly psychic.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005
Confidence by turtledonkey27 reviews
Iruka needs the confidence to tell Kakashi how he feels. Shounen-ai, KakaIru. He did it, now what? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,537 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Complete
Going Under by Silver Thunder reviews
Not all ghosts are kind... or sane. Hikaru finds himself facing a completely different sort of 'haunting'. yaoi, AkiHika
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,651 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - [Hikaru S., Akira T.] - Complete
There's the man I chose by cinnamaroll reviews
Iruka's in love. And married. He just doesn't know it yet. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/24/2004
Warning Sign by Isolde1 reviews
There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path. [Complete, KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Punctuality by Jada Flame reviews
Kakashi's behavior is beginning to get on Iruka's nerves. What's our favorite chuunin to do? IruKaka. Yes, you read that right. Rating for implied off-camera activity. Shounen-aiborderline yaoi- flames will be eaten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2003
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Leave of Vengeance reviews
Sasuke’s had it with idiot teammates and D rank missions, and is demanding to be allowed to go hunt Itachi. Unfortunately, even ninja bureaucracy can prove lethal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sasuke U.
Outclassed reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Me and My Shadows reviews
A series of drabbles focusing on Shikaku Nara, Shikamaru's father. These drabbles feature mature themes including violence, death, swearing, and Shikaku's wife.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Shikaku N. - Complete
The Autumn of Our Virility reviews
In the throes of a Midlife Crisis, Gai decides he must help Kakashi find that Special Someone. No good can come of this. Eventual KakaIru, some shounen ai with het sprinkles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Perfect Day reviews
Some days are bad. Some days are worse. Then there was today, which pretty much argued for a new scale altogether. Featuring Umino Iruka and one rather horrid day. Chapter two: Kakashi's turn.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Caring reviews
Kakashi couldn't understand how Iruka could be so brave. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Teamwork reviews
A drabble featuring Team Yellow Flash. Because when one team member gets sick...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
Kindness reviews
Iruka is killing him with kindness. KakaIru, shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fireflies reviews
A drabble featuring fireflies and a summer night. KakashiIruka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Seven Down, Eight Up reviews
Naruto is woken up in the middle of the night by Sasuke, who has escaped Sound and now needs his help with some unfinished business. Rampant silliness follows. Eventual SasuNaru and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Favourite Things reviews
A belated SasuNaru drabble in honour of Valentine's Day.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Leaves reviews
A series of Naruto drabbles focusing on different characters. So far: Naruto, Tsunade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 12/16/2004
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