Post-NWH. The internet reacts to Spider-Man's unmasking. It goes about as badly as one would expect.

Post-NWH. The people of the world had forgotten Peter Parker, but the beating heart of New York still remembered him; in stencil graffiti of Spider-Man, in the songs of street buskers, and in every breath taken by those he once rescued. Peter found these little pieces of himself all over the city, proof of his existence embedded in the very concrete, and took strength from them.

A young girl from Amphipolis grows up, defends her city, becomes a monster, and tries to find her way back home.

A Compilation of Unconnected Oneshots.

The Civilian Foreign Minister was glaring at Sasuke. Naruto, after considering the delicate diplomatic situation, burped at him.

When Konoha's walls are breached and the embodiment of its heart and soul is stolen away, the only person who can help is the one thought to be long past redemption.

AU. Uzumaki Naruto has spent his entire life trying to succeed. Uchiha Sasuke has sacrificed everything to fulfill his goals. They meet in the middle, and this could be what saves them, or what sinks them both forever.

When the child was born, he came too early and too small. But where others saw weakness, his mother saw defiance, and she named him Eugenides.

PostApocalyptic Zombie AU. The ninja world is bleeding into modern-day Japan. Hope is fading, the resistance is failing, and, as always, fate draws two boys together like gravity.

War is on the horizon for Konoha, and the very idea of what it means to be a ninja is being threatened. But Naruto has never been one to surrender, and for both their sakes, Sasuke finds it's time to lay his demons to rest.

The police officers of metro Detroit had seen a lot of weird over the years, between the violence of the day-to-day, that year with all the freaky clown sightings, and the time with the tiger at the auto plant. Their newest transfer - pretty-faced, former circus kid, son of a billionaire - might have been the weirdest, though.

The twin suns rose. Scorched the sand below. Set. Naruto Uzumaki wore his clothes thin, fixed his droids with callused hands, and brought himself to school. Failed out. Applied to the Academy. Failed out of that too. Worked. Sweated. Stared at the binary stars and dreamed that he was meant for more, for better, than dying here.

MSNBC Nightly News: Blogger Claiming to be WWII Veteran, Longtime Friend of Steve Rogers, and Former HYDRA POW James Buchanan Barnes Calls Enquirer Article "The biggest ******* pile of bull**** I have ever ******* been made to see with my own two god**** eyes."

"'Potterwatch' was legitimized by its dedication to truth, capacity for serious discourse, and avoidance of reverse-propaganda. This separated it from other rebel media, such as the short-lived radio programme 'Up Voldemort's Arse' which spent several months insisting that Harry Potter was raising an army of dragons in Romania." - Snackleholt, Bingsley. "In A Time of Great Need."

He was Uchiha Sasuke, civilian boyfriend of the Hokage hopeful, but it would never erase the infamy of the other Uchiha Sasuke - ninja traitor, war criminal, and Naruto's dead asshole best friend.

"Put me in the ring," Matt said. His glasses reflected the meager light and the left lens was cracked like a spider's web. In the shifting shadows it looked as if he was raising his hackles in disgust. "The House doesn't profit from quick deaths," said the jailor, and Foggy wanted to punch his face in.

The tattoo hurt like coming alive.

Sarah Rogers was three months pregnant when she donned trousers and stood on a cold Manhattan sidewalk with a sign that read 'Mr. President, Give Women the Vote,' while street urchins threw pebbles at her to the encouragement of the police. Or: Steve is familiar with the concept of rebellion.

Anna's been gone for two days. Elsa is... drunk?

MSNBC Breaking News: Heir to Stark Fortune Snubs Merger with Billionaire Walder Frey; Frey Retaliates with Vicious Attack on Twitter.

Neji had hated Uchiha Sasuke for exactly three days after he left Konoha.

"I hate everything," said Sasuke, chugging more from the bottle. Sakura just fretted silently as Kakashi searched for the lost watermelon in the bushes.

Modern Day AU. "The world is too small for men like you," Hephaestion used to say. "That was always your problem, Alexander."

Naruto tries to convince Sasuke to have sex on the ceiling. It doesn't go well. Co-written with Nilladriel.

"I don't lay eggs!" Gojyo squawked. He was ignored.

Uchiha Sasuke died three years, eleven months, and nineteen days after leaving the village of Konoha. He died saving his best friend.