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Joined 12-11-04, id: 718290, Profile Updated: 02-05-10
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Please review my fics...it always makes my day when someone does.

Maybe one of these days I will finish all these fics I started. It is on my list of stuff to do before I die after all. Of course I haven't updated anything for over three years now.

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The Adventures of Super Snape and Malfoy boy by Jenni Piech reviews
*UPDATED* New episode up! "So Ends a Very English Quest" Hoorah!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Severus S., Draco M.
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
In Which There is Snogging by orangepenguin reviews
The Gryffindors decide that what with that pesky war, they haven’t gotten nearly enough action. So they make up for it, all in one glorious snogfilled day! But what will happen when Harry Potter gets rejected? Will he ruin the snogging for all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mystic Kettle of Nackledirk by Super Shayde reviews
The eagerly awaited sequel to Harry Potter and the Something Something Something! [In Progress]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Harry P.
The Far Too Numerous Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome to the triumphant, or not so triumphant, comeback of this knickerspoilingly exciting story, which, as ever, seeks to document the activities of everybody's favourite evil, snobistic, and especially blond, wizard. Warning: HBP Spoilers occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Severus Snape's Search for a Sweetheart by sallene reviews
What happens when Dumbledore has Snape put a dating ad in Witch Weekly? What gossip will follow after he streaks the halls of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,312 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Severus S.
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
An American Girl at Hogwarts? ? ? by ESP reviews
YES! Apparently, the Americans are desperate to shove their Mary Sues off on us! Join the gang as they try to solve the mystery of the dreaded AMERICAN EXCHANGE STUDENT! Is she a veela queen? Is she Harry's twin sister? Is she the heir of Jesus? FIND OUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
The Adventures Of Don L, Grandson of Zorro by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The dashing Don L is come to Hogwarts to display his heroism and to free the rich and privileged from the oppressive grip of the poor and less well-bred. Who shall be his targets? Who is the object of his affections? And what is his real identity?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Harry Potter Soap Opera by Raffaella reviews
Soap style fic involving divorce, alcoholism, the corrupt Ministry, ultierior motives, extramaritial liasons, and what could be considered sexual harassment. Laugh riot. DG, RHr, and Harry'll stick it in anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Fanfic by Potter47 reviews
Who is the mysterious Half Blood Prince? Formerly just the same as it is now, only with Prince instead of Fanfic, which was perhaps a bit misleading. People thought that this was serious, for some reason...Please review. PARODY! CHAPTER 12! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,246 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Pink Unmentionable by Squashes reviews
Oliver Wood is positively shocked when a horrid bit of bright pink clothing ends up in his Quidditch quarters. He is even more horrified to find that it belongs to one of his Chasers. What's a Captain to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The Adventures of Snapeman and Wolf Boy! by LilStripedTomato reviews
Yup, our favorite Potions professor has decided to become a superhero! And he's got a faithful sidekick! And they have silly adventures! Chapter 3 now up, read and enjoy! And as always, review, por favor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/9/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
Love Potion Number 9 by LilStripedTomato reviews
Snape has unknowingly been the victim of a love potion and all of the women in Hogwarts are after him! Now Snape, with the help of Lupin, must find out what is wrong with everyone and stop the madness! Chapter 5 now up, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Severus S., Remus L.
DADA with Snape by P.L.S reviews
Snape finally is teaching DADA- His topic of choice- fruit. His class today- 7th year Gryffindors. And you thought Umbridge was bad. One of the HPMonty Python crosses.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something Something by Super Shayde reviews
A parody of book six! Just too tempting, sorry [COMPLETED - 13 chapters]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pathetic Exploits of Teen Snape by SmileVampy reviews
A collection of humorous one-shots and vignettes starring your favorite Potions Master and his fruity friend Lucius in their Hogwarts years. R&R, please. Chapter 2: Snape becomes a man... or something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Merlin, Not Another Cliché! by The Dying Duck reviews
A series of funny, SEPERATE one-shots dedicated to sexy-pureblood-abused-cliched!Hermione and GreekGod-redeemed-snarky-cliched!Draco. Features overused plots, bizarre twists, and rampant exploitation of the characters. All in good fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Seemingly Neverending Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
The fifth series of The Story That Will Not Die, and it brings you everything you want so, so much; idiocy, gratuitous slash suggestions, filth, decadence, blond hair, and, of course, absolute pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,594 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Weakest Link: A Special Edition by Marauder-girl reviews
For the THIRD TIME this has been put up -GLARES- ! Well anywho what happens when some of our favourite Harry Potter characters are subjected to the evil of Anne Robinson? Read on and find out -Grins- R&R PWEASE! At long last IT'S FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,792 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 3/1/2003
The Battle of the Ships by Rita Nicole reviews
But little did any of them know there was a battle going on miles and miles away. A battle that would shake the foundations of Harry Potter fandom…forever." Just a fun little piece I thought up about the relation-SHIP problem some seem to be having :) R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
The Esteemed & Continuing Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome, gentle reader. By now you should have realised that the stories contained within this volume are part of a humungous series of heroic epics about none other than the ever charming L. Malfoy and his lovely sidekick, S. Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy, Part Two by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Yes, this IS part two of The Pureblooded Everyday Antics Of Lucius Malfoy. Sink your greedy little teeth in, I say, and give in, give up to your suppressed lust for idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Small Snippets From Lupin's Daily Life by Drummers reviews
A(n expanding) set of humorous insights into Prof Lupin's daily life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Remus L., Severus S.
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
It's Not Easy Being Green by Bohemian Storm reviews
(... The Confessions of Quirrell's Iguana). A spin off fic of 'Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit' and 'Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron'. Poor Herman's take on the whole Snape/Sinistra/Quirrell escapade.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
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What Now? reviews
Ron and Hermione are the only two surviving humans left on Earth, after The Final Battle. What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Utter Drama! reviews
Plot twists, cliff hangers, love triangles, secrets and lies leading to confessions! Formally known as Wizard Avenue. Rewritten! Snape's slightly less OoC! Will wonders never cease? R&R! Lots of lovely shipping! AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Severus S., N. Tonks
You Can't Be The Hero That's My Job! reviews
Harry is diagnosed with a strange illness, Heroismitis! With it being contagious and there being no cure, only chaos can ensue! Will be HG and HrR! AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Poetry Corner! reviews
I've decided that I enjoy writing poetry (May God save us all) Here are my HP orientated poems! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Severus S., Harry P.
What About Lupin? reviews
Hermione is feeling seductive one day, in the Gryffindor common roombut whatever happens when she's interupted midseduction? Random!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape, Glorious Snape! reviews
Snape is glorious. Here's a song about it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Matrimonial Moments! reviews
(Rated 'T' for traumatisingness) Ever wondered what certain HP characters' weddings would be like? Well, wonder no more! This fic tells of Remus and Sirius' wedding; and coming soon: Ron and Hermione's! Warning: contains slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.