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Joined 12-11-04, id: 718384

Hiya! ummm, yeah! SO the reason you're here is because I obviously favourited/commented on on of your fics. I've composed a little fact sheet so you can get to know who I am... Don't see why, but whatever!

and YES, I ship some slash, but what can you expect? I'm a hormonal American teenage GIRL.

SO YEAH.

Cheers!

Name: Chris

Sex: Female

Fav Colours: Black, Neon Green

Fav Bands: Muse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Boston, Queen, The Shins, Patrick Wolf, The Unicorns, Interpol, Tokyo Police Club, and the list goes on...

Fav Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Velvet Goldmine, Edward Scissorhands, Harry Potter, X-Men, Jurassic Park...

Fav Books: Harry Potter, Hopeless Savages, Animorphs

Fav Shows: House, C.S.I. Miami, C.S.I. NY, Cold Case, Law and Order: S.V.U.

Fav Cartoons/Anime: Gundam Wing, Death Note, Digimon,

SHIPS:

Harry Potter: Remus/Lily, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Severus, Lily/Severus, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Cedric, Neville/Luna

House: House/Wilson, House/Chase, Wilson/Cuddy

CSI Miami: Ryan/Calleigh, Ryan/Eric, Horatio/Calleigh, Ryan/Natalia, Horatio/Natalia

CSI NY: Danny/Flack

Animoprhs: Tobias/Rachel,

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The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 7018 - Favs: 4,188 - Follows: 1,910 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Inheritance by ruth baulding reviews
Mace Windu decides to bond with the younger generation; the younger generation struggles to establish rapport; and trouble is waiting for them all, just a short hyperspace jump away.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - M. Windu, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Horatio's Philosophy by Thundera Tiger reviews
One year before the Council of Elrond, in the midst of fracturing alliances and rising darkness, a Black Rider came to the dwarves with a terrible offer. A story of why the Lonely Mountain ultimately sent Glóin and Gimli to Rivendell for help. Features primarily the dwarves with guest appearances from the men of Dale as well an elven prince or two from Mirkwood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Dwarf, Nazgul - Complete
From Whence She Came by Caitlinlaurie reviews
A day in the life of His Serene Highness, Prince Bail Prestor Organa, Viceroy of Alderaan and Imperial Senator, and Her Royal Highness, Princess Leia Organa when they make a diplomatic trip to Naboo. A Prince makes a royal visit, and a Princess creates a memory.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Bail O., Leia O. - Complete
Kiddie Kare for Hogwarts Teachers by Alexannah reviews
Head Boy and Girl Harry and Hermione have a major problem on their hands. After a dodgy delivery to the school, they're forced to open a day-care centre ... for the former staff of Hogwarts! HPHG ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Woodstock Snape by MajorJune reviews
AU spec. of what would have happened if 9 y.o. Snape was at Woodstock, covering years 1969-70, somewhat humorously showing Sev's immersion in mainstream culture. First volume of a multi-decade story. Rated T for language/drug use/intense situations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,019 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Severus S., OC
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,548 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Some Percy Love by Schermionie reviews
Because Neville may have been the reason the Cauldron was Leaky, but Percy was the only one who knew how to fix it. - Percy/Everyone Ever. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Percy W. - Complete
Cast no shadow by Electro Club reviews
When he showed up on a Wednesday night, Rhiannon felt almost as though she should've been waiting for him. Post-CoE. Jack, Rhiannon.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
Elliot Meets His Match by Anyankaholic reviews
SVU runs into Captain Jack Harkness while working on a case and Elliot is not very happy.
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2010 - E. Stabler, Jack H. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15967 - Favs: 26,736 - Follows: 11,194 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Friend by petrelli heiress reviews
Completely AU. Rachel moves to New York and befriends Peter and Gabriel. She falls for Nathan. She and the three guys bond over movies. When Nathan begins dating Rachel and thus quiting law school the Petrelli parents decide to get involved.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,800 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Nathan P. - Complete
The Random Title by Mello McQueen reviews
Drabble 3: Angela has some fun at her sons' expenses. Pre-The Eclipse
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Peter P.
Mr Petrelli Goes to Tampa by zaen reviews
Nathan needs Peter's help to get to the Super Bowl. A simple plan turns out not so simple. Implied slash, implied and actual multiple couplings. A sort of continuation of "One Twenty O Nine."
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
One Twenty O Nine by zaen reviews
It's January 20, 2009, and a new president is being inaugurated. Senator Nathan Petrelli is due at the ball, but will he make it? Heavily implied slash/cest of many varieties.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Nathan P., Peter P. - Complete
F&G 25: Lock, Jocks, and One Little Secret by Nicole5651 reviews
Lincoln High parents to raise concern with the current anti drug program. Bill's involvement with the track team causes some awkward tension among the geeks. Sarah and Nick reach an important landmark in their relationship. Part 1 of 2
Freaks and Geeks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,971 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Phone Calls by jane-eliza reviews
Her calls are becoming frequent, from monthly to weekly to daily. His voice grows weaker; hers grows desperate. Implied PeterxClaire.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Claire B., Nathan P. - Complete
Freaks and Geeks 24 Singing and Swinging by Nicole5651 reviews
Neil suffers though his first weekend at his dad's new apartment, Daniel and Lindsay's study sessions hit a rough patch, and a drama geek manages to intimidate Kim.
Freaks and Geeks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Waffling Never Hurt Anyone by stella8h8chang reviews
Minerva McGonagall is intrigued when she finds out that before her teacher, Professor Dumbledore, left Hogwarts in 1898, he was corresponding with the great magical theoretician Adalbert Waffling. But Adalbert was born in 1899! How can this be...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Freaks and Geeks 22 Wheels and Deals by Nicole5651 reviews
The midnight sale at Howards store falls on the night of important plans for both Sam and Lindsay. Daniel takes a big risk to make some quick cash and Niel's family problems escalate.
Freaks and Geeks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
CSI Miami: The Unsung Hero by CelticLady00 reviews
Ryan Wolfe's actions are questioned in the death of a teenage girl whom he gave CPR to in an effort to save her life. After it's discovered she died from a cracked rib, which punctured her lung, Ryan is in the hot-seat as he tries to save his reputation.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Ryan W. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
Making Things Bearable by butterfly.cell reviews
Jack, Ianto and John are the last ones in the hub after the events inflicted by Gray. Jack is in the morgue and Ianto and John get a chance to talk. Crap summary! X 2x13 spoilers X Jack/Ianto plus John X
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
A Lesson on Hobbits by Budgielover reviews
Lesson V. Even the self-proclaimed authority on hobbits in Middle-earth gets a lesson one evening.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,574 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Rumpelstiltskin by Phoenix.G.Fawkes reviews
‘Peter, on the other hand… He belongs to me now, Angela. Consider him the price you must pay for all I’ve ever given you.’ Spoilers: 2x08 ‘Four months ago.’
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Angela P., Adam M./Takezo Kensei - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 1,000 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2519 - Favs: 6,587 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Tots on Crack! by Choco.Sushi.Nut reviews
Watch as our favorite Miami CSIs grow up... on CRACK! [not what you think... XD] AU. NED, MarisH, CaPe, & RaVe! As always: Read, Review, and Enjoy!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007
Wedding Sniper by random-antics-echelon reviews
There is a sniper in Miami only targeting brides on their wedding day. Horatio's team plans to catch the killer by setting up a mock wedding with Calleigh and Ryan. Full summary inside.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
The World As We Knew It by Lady Alinor reviews
Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,249 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All I Need is You, and Him and Her and Those Guys by Worship My Bitchin' Pen Name reviews
Someone is murdered at Hogwarts and the Las Vegas CSIs are brought in, but the case is quickly forgotten. Harry Potter CSI crossover. GrissomXHarryXHermioneXSaraXGregXRonXDracoXNickXCatherineXDumbledore...you get the picture. It's cracktastic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
Dr Phil's Strangest Guest by HappySmilesVarietyHour reviews
Voldemort is scheduled to appear on Dr. Phil's TV show. Will he receive the help that he so desperately needs?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
A Different Alternate Universe by DarkSparrowAtDusk reviews
What would happen if Ginny were put into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor? The outcome of the entire year might change. Maybe Harry isn't the Saviour anymore. Rating subject to change. not HBP compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Harry Potter Must Share the Title with Remus Lupin by Tierfal reviews
A nice guy who finishes first. An endearing lycanthropephile. A surprisingly sensible idiot. An obsessive compulsive organizer. A chemist who needs a vacation. A womanizing ghost... Oh, and that Potter kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,257 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Runaways by Selena reviews
Kidnapping and running away seems a reasonable reaction if one discovers one’s parents are supervillains, in any universe.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,790 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Nathan P., Hiro N. - Complete
The Most Insane School Days of the Sisters Black by Sadie Lovegood reviews
Dominating Bella, romantic Andromeda, and delicate Cissy were all once Hogwarts students. Did they all fit the infamously sinister Slytherin reputation, or were they, perhaps, just normal teenage girls once upon a time, before the rise of the Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Andromeda T., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The End by kaz456 reviews
Cassie looks back on her past and sees how the almost inevitable finally happened when the Animorphs fell apart. [Final chapter.]
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,380 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
The Book by Firetop reviews
She stood in the doorway watching the dynamics of the room. No pairings, no torture, no angst, well maybe a little angst, if you squint!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Fallen Wolves by ParanoiaPoliticianDiva77 reviews
BASED IN THE LAST CHAPTERS OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS! SPOILERS! Tonks and Remus in that final battle, and their last moments. I love Tonks and Remus and decided to write this in because JKR didnt. Sticks completely to the plotjust a oneshot. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Snafu by angelps7 reviews
Ever walk in a room and you feel like blushing, staring, looking away, gaping, or running? Wrong conversation, wrong time, and it seems the world is going insane! Yes, it gets chaotic! Random snippets of conversations. Cowritten with Lylian and Skittlehog
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007
A Cynical Mind by clap your hands say claire reviews
An exclusive insight into 15 year old Harry Potter's teenage head. Misunderstood, shoved aside and sick of not getting any credit for saving the day, Harry's life pretty much sucks. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Island by WannaPlayKevinBacon reviews
Sequal to The Zoo E.G. Reading this first will only confuse you. Problems only increase after escape from the zoo who will it bring together, and who will it tear apart? Rated for violence, gore and death just in case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,141 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
A Day In the Life by georgesgurl117 reviews
It's a normal morning for Captain Donald Cragen at the 16th Precinct. ONESHOT. Please read & review! rated stronger just in case
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Breakable by Skylar Vega reviews
The search for a new enemy continues while Horatio's secret starts to put a strain on his marriage. HN, EC. WIP.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Horatio C., Natalia B.
Another World by Rikki Aiken reviews
What would have happened if Harry had taken Draco's hand in the beginning? What if they became friends? This story will finally answer your questions. Rating may change!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
My Tainted Blue Rose by Namaco reviews
NoSLASH Draco, Justin, Terry and Harry, four abused boys, have been friends since their first year. How did they team up? How did they become so powerful? And why didn’t a soul ever notice? haiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,964 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 6/16/2005
The Butcher by Librarygirl19 reviews
AU. A very different version of the team tracks a serial killer in 1890s New York.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,222 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Nick S., Gil G. - Complete
It's All Fun And Games by IronHawkAholic reviews
COMPLETE! My attempt at a feelgood story. What happens when the team is really pissed off at a certain person and Greg comes up with a master plan? Read and you’ll find out! : p
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,156 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Greg S., Conrad E. - Complete
Somebody To Love by Illxmination reviews
*HoratioYelinaStetler* Ray, Jr. saw Rick Stetler hitting his mother. No one believes him. But when he gets hit on an entirely different level, only one begins to believe his tale of hurt...
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Horatio C., Yelina S. - Complete
How I Go by PiaculumDeFatum reviews
Grissom is Greg's biological father. Greg doesn't know. Grissom tells Greg before leaving for his sabbatical, but what will the repercussions be? GregxGrissom FRIENDSHIP and slight GSR.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Gil G., Greg S. - Complete
Slither by WitchGirl reviews
Greg and Sara are kidnapped. Nick is blackmailed. Grissom is lost. A tale of loyalty and strength, madness and torture. What happens to the loved and the unloved, and the consequences of both. [a little GSR, slight Sandle, NickGreg friendship]
CSI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,496 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sara S., Greg S. - Complete
Bringing Sexy back by bundles-'o-joy reviews
A collection of stories with dear Severus saying some really unexpected things...fourth installment up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
To Do List by caitgraz reviews
Hermione is bored with Ron, so she makes a ToDo List of the people she plans on doing that school year. She plans on completeing the list i.e., shagging everyone by the end of the year. Hogwarts will never be the same...PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Hermione G.
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 617 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Mistake by Cazrolime reviews
Joan's friend Tobias has gone missing, and no one can tell her where he is. But on her search for the truth, she gets caught up in something bigger than she ever imagined...
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 3/25/2006
Night Talks by B. Wordsworth reviews
No Yeerks, worries of impending doom, or that bloody two hour transformation limit to get in the way. Only a weary mother, an annoying pet Chihuahua & that darned creaky floor board. Tobias x Rachel A LONG one at that.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006
What Can I Do You For? by LDark reviews
Just a bit of random inspiration. Ax meets a, err, lady of the evening while alone downtown one day. Hilarity and confusion ensues. Enjoy!
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Clipboards Never Lie This is number 3 read 2 by caitgraz reviews
the 3rd story of But Not Before He Tripped very funny. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW.Its Presies day.Snapethongs. Good stuff. this is a hoax but i soooo luv harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
I believe you just got served by caitgraz reviews
a sequal to But NOt Before He Tripped. this is number 2. random. tres funny. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW. This is a hoax but i love harry potter. SORRY FOR THE MISTAKES! i DID IT RIGHT BUT FOR SOME REASON IT BECAME ALL MESSED UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
But Not Before He Tripped by caitgraz reviews
Humor. Appreciative spoof on Harry Potter. Really random! PLEASE REVIEW! Sorry for some mistakes. I can't fix them 4 some reason
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
Getting them together by Sammy-Eagle reviews
This is a dare I was forced to do! I wasn't, I just accepted it, but anyway... Go and read this if you want to know what it is about... Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Neville L., Vincent C. - Complete
The Infraction by Einstein reviews
Crayak makes an illegal move and the Animorphs die. PG13
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006
Leave the Dragon alone Godric! by Peach Salsa reviews
Ever wounder how the Hogwarts motto came about? Your about to find out! Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Rowena R. - Complete
I believe in a thing called love by ErinChilde reviews
Sirius listens to James advice and drops subtlety. RS slash, kiddos. No homophobes. Don't like don't read. Flames will be used to light sparklers at a gay pride parade. Songfic set to song from The Darkness. MWPP era. Fluffy oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hewing Naught but Wood by Thundera Tiger reviews
During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli makes a statement that seems to be in conflict with previous events. Now, he's given a chance to explain himself. Featuring the Three Hunters at their pedantic best plus a pragmatic Eomer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Eomer, Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Heads of One Thousand Goblins: A Love Story by SickleYield reviews
Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Gimli - Complete
The Final Lesson by HoshiHikari reviews
Complete! He had lost all emotions, all feelings all humane senses. How could Harry save the world and bring light into a world consumed by darkness when he is the Dark Master, the HalfBlood Prince. Can Remus save him or will it be too late? No Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,456 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
BOROMIR Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues! Technical specs and handy user tips for the BOROMIR unit - slashfree. With thanks to and permission from the brilliant Theresa Green. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Boromir
Motherhood by SacredMagyck reviews
The story of Bellatrix's last minutes on earth. She has nothing left to live for. Her husband is dead, the Dark Lord is dead, her child is dead. what else is there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Bellatrix L.
The Heirs by xenokattz reviews
Pippin converses with Legolas and Boromir concerning edible dishes and personal grooming.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
The House That Riddle Crashed At by KtShhh reviews
Welcome to the Malfoy house, where the mysterious arrival of a young Tom Riddle turns Lucius Malfoy's life into a living, breathing, pringle-munching nightmare! A complete fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Curse of Oropher by Katharine Faith reviews
The only acceptable "Thranduil-tortures-Legolas" story on the Net, as far as I'm concerned. This one's for the ladies! Final edit complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Repairs by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
After the battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli fixes his axe. Complete (can you believe it?).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete