Angels are basically sexless unless they really want to make an effort. Aziraphale has only wanted to make an effort once in history, and he had stopped it because the other man reminded him too much of Crowley. Six weeks after the world didn't end, an angel and a demon meet for tea and start to negotiate the rest of eternity in the New World.

'Someday' finally comes for Sheldon and Penny. Follow-up to Someday. Read that first.

A pirate learns there are treasures more precious than gold. A belated Talk Like A Pirate Day fic.

Where All the Crazy Lives. Various drabbles, and odd ideas that don't fit elsewhere.

AU 3x01. Sheldon is always working and when he is with Penny and the guys he isn't there. Penny has decided that enough is enough and she's going to get to the bottom of this. No matter what. It may have to become Junior Rodeo time.

Leonard stopped reading Sheldon's updates to their emergency preparedness plan a long time ago. This was why he was clueless about his friend's changing feelings for the beautiful blonde next door. *Shenny*

Sheldon's in hot water with Amy when she finds him in a very compromising position with Penny. But the situation's not what it looks like... or is it? A humorous Shenny one-shot.

Sheldon's dreams of meeting a race of superior beings is finally realized, but it's nothing like he had hoped...

A little Librarian and Reader A/U. (this was the first Shenny fic I ever wrote, found it over on Tumblr, posting it here. Enjoy!) AU, Shenny as always.

A collection of unrelated drabbles and ficlets which celebrate all things Shenny. Rated T because some are a little more adult than others.

Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a bad day. My "Ground Hogs Day" fic submission (months late) gets a little dark. set during during S3.

This is kinda an AU of S9 when Sheldon decides to start dating again. it's a plot bunny that wouldn't go away... just some fluff. hope you all like it a little bit. it is not Beta'd. enjoy.

A Scandal in Belgravia from Irene Adler's perspective, how she came to learn of Sherlock Holmes and how her subsequent encounters with him led to her downfall. Some speculation, some AU but will do my best to stay true to canon. Note: Unbeta'd. Sherlock x Irene

Penny always gave Sheldon the best presents. yeah it takes a hard left from canon. (not that strong M.)

In this Universe... Coffee Shop AU.

Alternate ending to the train station scene with Sheldon. What happens when Penny has to say goodbye?

A fun little idea I had... one-shot for now. Shenny as always. Enjoy.

my attempt at PWP! i wrote this the other day! it is graphic! hopefully it's fun! Strong M... vert strong. (you might notice a trend with my M-fics... It was fun to write. Enjoy the Shenny!

Not everything is as it seems. *complete*

Birthday gift for DHMMS, who wanted some jealous Sheldon. here you go! hope you like it!

What a difference a year makes... something a little different. Hope you all like it! it is Shenny of course. AU. (no beta on this...)

This is just some fun... note the rating. it's also a big fat FU! to any and all haters. It even ties into S9, had things gone a bit differently.

Sometimes it takes making a few mistakes to get to where you need to be. A re-imagining of S9. Shenny of course. slow burn, fluff and drama.

Sex. Firelight. A very Victorian Christmas. The sequel to "While Shepherds Watched the Docks by Night."

kinda ended up being a weird combo of the Movie Challenge and How To Kill A Doctor. Enjoy!

Penny, Sheldon, a cabin and snow... ho ho ho... (Holiday fun, some smut... with plot... and you know.)

Hermione doesn't feel beautiful, it is up to Severus Snape to show her otherwise. A short story of comfort and sex. My entry into the ninth round of the 2015 Hermione Smut Fest on Live Journal

the title explains it all. I had to go there.

Come one! Come nearly all! It's the Shenny at the Movies challenge! Enjoy. Rated K, because honestly I couldn't rate it any lower. Needless to say, it's a Shenny. If you don't like Shenny, don't read it and complain later. Doing such is unbecoming and totally unworthy of anyone claiming to be an adult. Just saying.

A collection of short stories inspired by my son's frequent insistence that we watch more Looney Tunes.

Sheldon plots his revenge on his former friends for tampering with his experiment.

Shenny AU. Starting with the pilot. Sheldon thought a homo novus was immune to seduction and physical allure. But when a beautiful, mouthy neighbor elicits new sensations in him, Sheldon must discover a novel side of himself he never anticipated.

Penny reluctantly agrees to judge which of the four guys is the best kisser. The results surprise everyone. (This is an AU one-shot [One. Shot. People. Read my lips.] that happens sometime between mid-season 1 and the end of season 2.

A period piece for Talk Like a Pirate Day! Pirate captain Penny has just taken four scholars prisoner. She intends to hold them for ransom, but what will she do when she starts to fall for one of them?

What pirate doesn't like cookies? A 'Daily Occurrences' universe future fic snapshot.

Sheldon uncovers something about Penny that surprises him. So while Leonard is away researching gravitation radiation, Sheldon and Penny work on their own theory of relativity. Are they just resuming their friendship? Or could it mean more? Takes place after 'The Bon Voyage Reaction'. *shenny*

Leonard thought a simple apology was enough when he tampered with Sheldon's monopole experiment. How will he react when someone interferes with his own research?

A chance meeting between Mycroft Holmes and Leonard Hofstadter. Whatever will they find to talk about?

John and Sherlock, Leonard and Sheldon. Of course arguing ensues! From demonstrating deducing to deciding who has the worst roommate, these four are fun to write in a meeting.

Scandal. Opium. Men behaving badly. A very Victorian Christmas.

Sheldon and Penny sing a duet together for the holidays. Friendship fic with a bit of mistakenly assumed Shenny.

Sheldon has always said that Penny and Leonard's relationship was a mistake. How will he react when he learns that Leonard couldn't accept Penny's proposal? *Shenny*

Sheldon and Penny's prank war from the Panty Piñata Polarization takes a decidedly interesting turn. This one shot is AR/AU/OOC so if you do not like to deviate from canon pairings, do us all a favor and stick to your ship.

I'm such a sucker for Halloween. Penny goes on a trip every 29 days. Sheldon wants to know where she goes and why.

Short stories set in alternate universes about how Sheldon and Penny come together.

Prompt: Sherlock rearranges the flat. So what if John's bedroom is now a research library. It's not like John needs a bedroom, he can share with Sherlock. They're friends and John has obviously slept in close quarters with men before and it's not like Sherlock sleeps much anyway. It'll be fine.

Leonard takes note of Sheldon's tattoo for the first time. A.U. Shenny. Rated T.

A special one-shot for Talk Like A Pirate Day. Shenny, of course.

In 'The Habitation Configuration' Sheldon told Penny that it took Leonard to make him like her. So what would happen if Leonard didn't move into apartment 4A before the Pilot episode?

Penny gets a new tattoo and Sheldon has a difficult time figuring out what it is.

Nothing can escape unnoticed in a game of "I Never..." or so Penny and Sheldon find out. I do not own TBBT nor its characters. Shenny. T for language. I also am sad to say I make no money from the posting of this story. Sigh.

Penny has a dream and goes to the one man that has all the answers-Sheldon. AU. Shenny. Rated M because I'm covering my bases. I do not own TBBT or any of its characters, nor do I make any money from the posting of this work. Yeah, still bummed about that one.

Sheldon, Penny, a couple of towels and the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything.

"Oh God," John breathed, horrified. It took a lot to horrify John H. Watson. Worried now, Sherlock got up and stepped around the table, only to be foiled when John quickly turned the laptop so he couldn't see the screen. "John, what is it? What did she do?" "She put a video online...oh God..." "What? What sort of video?" "Our video, Sherlock! One that she and I made!"

Leonard asks Penny to take care of Sheldon for the summer while he's gone, and after spending so much time together, Sheldon and Penny's friendship is tested, questioned, and strengthened. But something surprising is happening and they can't ignore it forever.

Jack and Phyrne's first time.

Sheldon and Penny share a summer together. How will their friendship change from one stage to the next? A story of change and enlightenment. Hope you enjoy! Rating changed from M to T. Just wanted to keep it a clean love story. Unfortunately, I own nothing.

Sheldon asks Penny a question she can't answer. They go to MeeMaw for advice. This is a Shenny fic, so be forewarned.

All bets are off when Penny is bored and tries to distract Sheldon from his whiteboard.

It's Gonna End With You Eating Me, Isn't It?

After multiple restless nights, Sheldon decides it is finally time to do something he never thought he would do. What brings Sheldon to Penny's door late one night? How will their lives be forever changed? Sheldon/Penny smut.

"Meet me tomorrow; same time, same place." Rated M. No summary; just read it!

"It's okay. You can say it. I love you too." Rated M for adult language and shameless, fluffy Shenny smut!

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Penny and Sheldon find themselves single and they turn to each other for comfort.

A little one shot of fun competitiveness between our favorite characters in honor of the upcoming Super Bowl Weekend. Rated T but your imagination can take it to M if it so desires. Let the game begin!

NEVER trust Howard Wolowitz when he offers you a pill-Sheldon finds this out the hard way and Penny must help him with the afteraffects. Thanks to Jislane35 for the beta! (unbetaed from chapter 4 on).

Sherlock and John go on holiday. Sequel to 'The Last Drop' and 'The Temper Between'

It all started with a final strike, or Penny's blatant disregard to follow the rules. [ Dark, Smutty, Seriously rated M Shenny. ]

When Sheldon decides he and Amy might have children someday, he asks Penny, as his friend, to help him overcome his intimacy issues. But things get complicated.

Sheldon meets Santa Claus.

Sherlock comes home to find John stood in their sitting room, wearing a kilt. For some reason, that is inexplicably arousing. Kiltlock PWP.

Sheldon and Penny are together, in love and life goes on. Sequel to After the Dawn, and Night Life. Shenny AU.

COMPLETE! Maybe Sherlock should have guessed that asking John to pretend to tie him to the bed and shag him though the headboard - for a case - wasn't such an intelligent idea. Or, the one in which a femme fatale murder causes Sherlock and John to role-play sex. Repeatedly.

Sheldon Cooper has found a way to change his life, as well as those surrounding him. Will he take a chance he has thought about for years? Will a slightly altercation render life as he knows it meaningless? **Shenny**

Penny and Sheldon meet in an alternate universe.

Wherein Dr. John Watson devises a scheme to tempt young Sherlock Holmes into eating regular meals, and ends up gaining an ominous new friend. Silly, one-shot, friendship and humor. Rating for slight cusses.

During a hot summer night, Sheldon's air conditioner is broken and he seeks more than cold air in Penny's bedroom.

A man and a woman who finds answers in each other. One shot fluff.

*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets.

It wasn't a big announcement. There weren't any huge proclamations. No one took out ad space in the paper. Everyone just sort of ...realized it.

Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper has always said he has no use for human contact. But how does he know?

Potterlock and Johnlock. Sherlock steals some Polyjuice Potion from Slughorn's office and uses it to do naughty things to John's body. It's not like John will find out.

Penny is upset and comes to Sheldon seeking comfort, which he provides in the most unexpected of ways. Penny/Sheldon smut

"Are you trying to talk your way into my bed?" "Obviously."

After coming home from date night, Penny is feeling very insecure about herself. Sheldon tries his hardest to make it right. Established Shenny. No one is being bashed. A big fluffy story to wrap yourself up in.

Following on from my o/s 'The Synthetic Desire Experiment' - In the cold light of day, what are the repercussions of Amy messing with forces she had no control over? Guilt, confusion and Planned Parenthood ... oh my! Rated M in case things get sweary, sexy or Violent. Pairings: Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/Amy

John is an angel. That can be the only explanation. A response to the challenging request for a realistic wingfic one-shot. Rated T for language.

"I would be greatly appreciative if you would consent to becoming my spouse." Sheldon makes Penny an offer she can't refuse.

In which the internet makes them do it. Also, feelings might be involved. Shenny, eventual smut. Come on, give it a try. You know you want to!

Conversations between Penny and Sheldon while they force the other person to watch the program of their choice. Established Shenny and pure fluff. No angst at all. No Leonard bashing, just Shenny love! M rating for Chapters 4 and 9.

Smut, pure and simple.

Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)

missing scenes of a sort from Sheldon's Shirts. May help to read that one first so you know what's going on.

A bump to the head brings out a side of Penny that Sheldon never expected, but finds fascinating. How will this affect everyone around her? WARNING: Death of minor characters, and some sexual situations.

What if Leonard isn't the one to give Penny the preserved snowflake? What if it's someone else she never expected it from?

When something unexpected happens between Sheldon and Penny, his lack of reaction has her deeply puzzled. Soon she discovers, how true love and true physics converge and her life is changed forever.

Seduction in mind, Penny learns an ancient art. Rated M for sexual situations and themes. Leaving as a WIP just in case I get inspired.

The Rated M version of Chapter 41 of The News Article Significance. Sheldon gives Penny a surprise after Leonard and Amy's wedding.

Okay, this is Crack!fic, folks, pure Crack!fic-Sheldon's mitosis leads to an interesting pairing-Sheldon/Penny/Sheldon, and Leonard as a voyeur. M rating is for sexual situations and language. Don't blame me, blame the Pad Thai. Oh, and Risknight-she told me to post it. ;) Placed in the romance/parody category because they don't have a ridiculous category.

There is no way to explain attraction. There is no way to understand the spark that ignites between two people, whether it is instantaneous or whether it has to smolder before it ignites, immolating and charring all around them in the subsequent blaze. Sometimes, it doesn't matter who gets burned, either. M rating is for sexual situations and language.

Set after TRF. Someone's leaving John strange little gifts in the weeks before Christmas. But who could it be? Note: This is the non-explicit version of this fic. The explicit version is posted on AO3 (link in my profile).

When Penny begins to suspect Leonard and Amy of having an affair, she and Sheldon embark on a journey, which takes them to a place that neither of them expected . . .

Another installment in the "Alone" 'verse. Takes place several years later (after the Cooper-Kripke Inversion). Penny takes a very drunk Sheldon home after a university fundraiser. Rating is for sexual concepts, situations, and language.

It takes a village to help Dr Sheldon Cooper find his way through the world of romance.

Penny is picked up by the TARDIS, and joins the Doctor on a mission to save an alien planet from destruction. Penny and Sheldon as the Doctor.

Sheldon found Penny's 'battery-operated rubber chew toy', but what happens when she tries to explain that he had got it wrong? Well, Sheldon DID always learn through demonstration… ONESHOT - M FOR A REASON

Penny discovers a very personal, private secret of Sheldon's. When he confronts her about her snooping, she finds out that Sheldon has never had a good experience with intimacy. Penny decides to rectify that. I absolutely earned the rating on this one. Also, my muse is a naughty little fellow. For now this is a 1 shot. But he's doing his best to kick a few ideas around in my head.

A/U where the guys meet Stuart's new cashier, a cos-playing Nebraskan blond named Penny. Dedicated to my hubby, who gave me the idea.

Sheldon misinterprets a conversation between Penny and Raj. His erroneous conclusions bring out a desperation no one expected.

Penny is fascinated by Sheldon's hands... Shenny if you squint. Now new and improved with a part 2 for all those that so sweetly asked-I made an exception to my rule about leaving a story alone. Please, enjoy!

Dedicated to frust-sheep. Penny and Sheldon snuggle through some dream delivered revelations.

The Hero sometimes peeks-and sometimes he touches, too. Takes place after "Soft Kitty" during TADD. Warning-contains content that may be viewed as dubious consent.

Sheldon renews an old conversation with Penny.

For John, trouble starts when a fake engagement is needed for a case. Keeping things secret turns out to be rather difficult when your brother in law actually is the Britsh Government. Soon enough whole London celebrates the happy event. To make things worse, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction and being 'involved' with Sherlock doesn't feel as bad as it should be...

A bet places Sheldon and the guys in a dance club, on the prowl. A/U where the guys meet Penny under completely different circumstances.

Sheldon has unraveled the mysteries of the universe. A particularly difficult Christmas Eve forces him to re-think his beliefs. A one-shot Sheldon insight. I do not own TBBT or the characters!

Sheldon's turning thirty. To Penny's shock, that's the age of a mid-life crisis for a theoretical physicist. She'll help Sheldon face himself and his biggest nemesis - Kripke and his widdicule.

Penny has moved to New York City to further her career. Sheldon comes to see her for the first time in two years. Pretty much a fluff story. This is strictly Penny and Sheldon. Any of the other characters are just mentioned in passing. It's fanfiction just enjoy it! Happy New Year.

The Doctor reunites Sherlock and John after two years, but will it go as smoothly as he had thought about? Can John ever forgive Sherlock for what he did? Johnlock.

Sheldon discovers a secret Penny has kept hidden from her friends.

For Risknight, Tribeca, Jislane, and SpaceAnJL. Sheldon needs a 'plus one' for a banquet in his and others' honor at CalTech and Amy's busy, so he asks Penny. Maybe someday they'll have their moment.

" - you've left a space for him!" Mycroft persists, waving a hand at the empty spot next to his brother. Sherlock furrows his brow and glances furtively to the left, eyeing the empty cushion beside him. "Honestly, brother, I figured you'd not be so blind about this kind of thing, but do I truly have to spell it out for you?"

Sheldon starts a new prank war. Will he win it all or will he lose everything?

"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"

Penny teaches Sheldon to hack. It becomes "their thing." Headcanon, but could be canon. If TPTB wanted.

Leonard and Sheldon have a beautiful new neighbor. Too bad that Leonard already has a girlfriend. AU from pilot. Sheldon/Penny. Multi-chapter. COMPLETE.

Two weeks after the disastrous Arctic trip, Sheldon discovers a true friend. I hadn't intended to expand on this story, but my hubby gave me a good idea and I just couldn't ignore it.

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

For the prompt: "five ways Sherlock could have let John know about his feelings for him and the one way he actually did". A critical exploration of Johnlock through five typical smutty scenes and one slightly atypical one.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

"Penny, Penny, Penny," He says quietly, his voice sounds low in her ears. "I have eyes don't I?"

Previously "Sexification." Penny takes the boys shopping, does their hair, and takes them to a club. Merriment is had by all, but mostly Sheldon and Penny. Shenny, Howadette, Raj/OC, Leondard/OC. Rated T safety. COMPLETE.

When Sheldon's beloved MeeMaw decides to visit, she notices her Moonpie's behavior regarding Amy his "girlfriend" and Penny his "best friend" and Sheldon questions if MeeMaw really does know best. Shenny. Rated M for later Chapters.

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

Penny and Sheldon. One Shot. Another drabble.

Sheldon and Penny. Oneshot. Thunderstorm. Just a drabble. Needed to get it out of my system.

Set post Season 5. Amy takes extreme measures to push Sheldon's boundaries in her need for physical intimacy. Plans are derailed, couples torn apart and friendships will be forever changed LAMY/SHENNY. Rated M in case things get sweary, violent or risqué; OOC and definitely AU.

Penny decides to give Sheldon a lesson when they're alone one night. SMUT SMUT SMUT. You have been warned.

One-shot/Ficlet collection: Sheldon notices that Penny has a routine of her own.

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

All John wants is a good night's sleep, and possibly a nice dream to go with it. So what on earth keeps waking him up just as the dream's getting to the good bit...?

Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

While cleaning, Sheldon discovers a box under Penny's bed that he probably should have never seen. PWP. Kink warnings inside.

When Sheldon and Penny begin sharing dreams, their relationship changes in ways they never anticipated. Sheldon/Penny. Multi-chap. COMPLETE.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Gymnophoria: n. the sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Johnlock.

AU 3x08. What if Leonard didn't go to the meteor shower with Howard and Raj? What if Penny knows this and still called for Sheldon to help?

John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.

Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.

Sheldon is advised by the University that his findings from his expedition require further field study. No one wants to go with him. Penny is back in school and Sheldon proposes she accompany him for college credit. Little does she know what awaits them

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

Basically PWP. I had to write it down before I forgot it! Rated M for a reason!

"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.

Penny and Sheldon are stuck in the elevator together. Their anger issues cause them to...overheat.

3rd in the Impalaverse. Rated T to be safe.

A Cinco de Mayo party brings out a naughty side of Sheldon Penny isn't prepared for...and can't resist. Story challenge with Tjay M. ALTERNATE ENDINGS included!

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.

Merlin's about to find out that it is the simplest encounters which can change our lives.

When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU

John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.

John comes home to 221b Baker Street completely wasted. In his drunken state, John admits his attraction for Sherlock, thoroughly interrupting the case he's working on. Fluffy Johnlock with a bit of smut, hence the M rating .

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.

Penny knows what she wants in life. At least, she used to. Howard and Bernadette's wedding sets off a series of events which will change her life forever. Plans change and Penny will have to learn the hard way how to adapt.

John is a telepath. Between trying to save lives, catch criminals and keep his gift from Sherlock, he's getting worn down. Rating might go up. Slash is eventual.

"Show me what you like," he said against her neck. She brought her eyes up to him and smiled... Some good Halloween themed sexy little story for the fun of it. Requested from & dedicated to: TJay M. ENJOY!

Sequel to Actions and Reactions. The end to the trilogy. Love can make the briefest moment last an eternity. S/P

Written for Jislane. The gang vote in favor of daring Sheldon and Penny to switch roles for a day. When they become aware that they miss what makes them who they are, they realize their attraction for one another. Sheldon/Penny

It's been a hot summer, and Penny makes it hotter when she decides to solve the mystery of Sheldon's pants. Smutty fluff.

Penny's frustrated and Sheldon only makes it worse. Until she catches him proving he is human after all. OOC for Sheldon but that's part of the fun. Reviews and comments welcome.

Sherlock notices that the flat is completely void of milk. He decides to tell John.

Everyone was so focused on Leonard's crush on Penny that her all-consuming crush on Sheldon goes unnoticed. When Sheldon finds out about her feelings, they go on an emotional and physical journey neither of them saw coming.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Merlin quits his job as a porn star to have a shot at a normal life. He wants love, a normal job & all the trimmings. He gets hired as Lawyer Arthur's assistant & the two fight over everything. What happens when Arthur finds out about his past? SLASH.

The folks at Devart got me hooked on the Shenny ship, so here's my stab at it. Sheldon and Penny are eating dinner after the usual laundry night. When while watching Star Trek Penny learns a new word. Terrible summery but the story is better promise! R&R!

In which Penny finds that honesty is hard. Sheldon readily, and unknowingly agrees.Set in season 5. After The Infestation Hypothesis. S/P love! R&R

"Come to bed, Kitten," he demanded in a sleepy voice.

When Penny gets dared to have sex with the amazingly asexual Sheldon Cooper, she doesn't think things could get much worse. But what happens when she finds out seducing him is going to be a bit harder than she had planned?

Sequel to 'Take Me', can be read as an one-shot too! Phonesex, dirty talk, orgasmdenial etc etc.

First Sherlock story I ve written based on a roleplay. Warnings for very dominant Sherlock! Kinks, toys, dirty talk.

AU. Penny is an actress and after landing her first movie role she dies in an accident. She's denied into Heaven and must work for St. Peter for four years. Now a guardian angel, her last task is Sheldon Cooper before she can have another chance at life.

It was the ice that was to blame for it all, John knew that for certain. Just took a small patch of it, one, to change the tone of John's life. SLASH. John/Sherlock

UNBETA'D. AU! A series of different 'Firsts' between our two favourite guys.

Sheldon is upset that Howard, Raj and Leonard are going back home for the holidays. He's even more startled that Penny is leaving as well and decides to accompany her in order to avoid isolation. Sheldon/Penny

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses out on his sleep. SLASH. Sherlock/John

ONE SHOT. AU. Prompt: "Moriarty burns the heart out of Sherlock. John builds him a new one." Or: Sherlock doesn't want a new heart and John doesn't care.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

Just some shenny smut. No actual religious subtext people, I do try not to offend.Angst warning for some Penny low self esteem. She feels much better by the end of it though, promise.Please R&R.

Sequel to New Year, New Things but can be read on its own. Its the result of a somewhat secret hook up between Penny and Sheldon On New Years eve. Done due to requests. S/P love as always!

Sherlock is bored and begins shooting the wall. John finds another way to preoccupy him. PWP, AU, Slash, M/M

Christmas Eve, an actress far from home receives a ghostly visitor in her hotel bedroom. Christmas Eve, a genius scientist is making final adjustments to his time machine. They meet. AU Sheldon/Penny/Career

The guys participate in a Holiday Fundraiser Bachelor Auction for the university and Sheldon is less than interested. What happens when he's actually got a winning bidder? Just a sweet, one shot fluff for the holidays. R&R and ENJOY IT! Very Shenny!

When Sheldon moves out, life changes. Rated T for now. *changed to slight M for chapter 12 and chapter 17

They were out having lives, sort of, while she sat staring at a blank television set. Which one of Sheldon's crazy string universes had she fallen into? S/P Rated for sexy Sheldon

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

Otherwise known as 5 Times Sheldon Checked Out Penny Before She Finally Did Something About It. Consider this a just for fun pick-me-up.

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Merlin and Arthur go to the same school and their bedroom windows face each other. Before, Arthur didn't know Merlin existed but now he's his best friend even though they've never talked face to face. What will happen when they do? AU CONTAINS SEXY TIME.

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

Filled for this meme: Sherlock needs to become ginger for a case, and enlists John to help dye his hair. John finds out that it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go pliant.

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

A remix of The Princess Bride. Heroes. Detectives. Psychopaths. Show downs. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, every day, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale. Based on the book and film by William Goldman.

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!

Another response to the Kink MEME at livejournal: The boys debate whether size matters, and when Sheldon ridicules their pre-occupation, they decide that he's not packin' much.

Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale

Follow-up to "The Superior Colliculus Engagement". Penny, Sheldon *Shenny* and the gang go to Comic*Con. But, of course, things are never that simple. Intrigue, danger, romance, and of course, humor. At least that's what I'm shooting for.

A story showing how even the most hardheaded of people can change when given a good enough reason. Penny/Sheldon, goes slightly AU after the panty piñata polarization.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Short scenes, in no particular order, with no plot connection or timeline, of the wonderfully weird, yet fascinating relationship between Sheldon and Penny. My first smut is in chapter 4, so beware.

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

Third and final Kink MEME request: Penny has been Sheldon's co-worker for 2 years, and she's secretly in love with him. They're good friends, despite their differences - Sheldon's idiosyncrasies vs. Penny's carefree lifestyle.

Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.

While spending the night in a hotel, Sherlock and John find themselves without condoms. Sherlock innovates.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

WARNING: EXPLICIT BOYxBOY. Oneshot. 'Merlin was smiling HIS smile at someone ELSE. NOT Arthur. He was smiling at Guinevere. He was smiling at Guinevere with ARTHUR'S smile' Arthur gets possessive and decides to teach Merlin a lesson in discipline.

Penny/Sheldon - Penny tries to utilize the scientific method to try to seduce Sheldon for a bet. In the end, they both learn a lot about each other and themselves and the outcome is surprising for all.

It should have been easy. Sheldon ruins Penny's date, Penny ruins Sheldon's shower. Yes, it should have been very easy indeed.

Sequel to Prank Wars. "I've got a proposal to make. I think we should continue this prank war, only instead of targeting each other, we should target other people. Like, say, Leonard, Howard and Raj? Maybe we can get some Kripke or Wheaton in there too.

Follows "Sheldon's plan." Rated M for later chapters. Shenny.

Sheldon and Penny are making chocolate covered cherries when education gets interesting... Dedicated to Medusa.

Sheldon finds the secret to attracting Beautiful women and decides to try it out on the most beautiful woman he knows, the one he's had a secret crush on ever since she moved in across the hall...

one shot, written for Medusa20. I'm not sure if it's what she wanted, but its what she asked for. Penny arrives at the university to pick up Sheldon one night, and finds him in the auditorium...

It all starts when Sheldon has a bad week and Penny resets the balance unexpectedly... Smut. If you don't like it, don't read this.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

A chance encounter with a mysterious man in London changes everything for Penny and Sheldon. A BBT/Sherlock crossover. Penny/Sheldon

A slightly OC fic featuring our favourite nerd and waitress, intended to satisfy all you Shenny lovers out there who want a little more smut. Warning: This fic's graphic, so know what you're getting into.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Sheldon gets two tickets to a coveted event, but must bring a female...

It started with something Penny hadn't intended to be a prank and then escalated into so much more. With the tension between Sheldon and Penny, one of them has to break first.

Penny needs Sheldon's help... One shot. M to be safe, because of implied content.

Sheldon has a dream which opens new doors.. M in later chapters.

Penny can't just leave Sheldon to fend for himself when a Grad Student gets fresh. Shenny. Eventual M Rating. Please note: Spoilers Through Season 4, not 2-just to be on the safe side. I had intended this to be longer,but it just didn't work out that way.

Penny borrows Sheldon's bleach, then spills it...

Follows "Sheldon's list." Shenny.

Follow up to "Sheldon's sick". Easing into the Shenny.

If only Penny had remembered what "Code Milky-Green" meant. Pre-Shenny

Sheldon is Penny's responsible friend while she recovers from anesthia, with interesting results! Just a fluffy lil oneshot..

Penny and Sheldon, after the date with Amy.. slightly M.

It doesn't bother her that she's slept with thirty one men, it bothers her that Sheldon thinks she has.

She could not stand it anymore. They constantly bickered. And there was seemingly no end to it insight. She knew there must be some way to truly get to him beyond the usual strikes. The results of her theory were unexpected. RATING CHANGED!

There's been a murder in a London station but it's not enough distraction for Sherlock Holmes... It might be an idea to read 'A cup of tea and a mystery first because this fic sets up the relationship in a oneshot. Finished. Prequel to 'Rubber Ring'

Penny is excited that she got a part in a show and Sheldon congratulates her. This one little action goes much farther. Sheldon/Penny

Another collection of drabbles, this time from a fun and kinky perspective. Featuring parings from all over the BBT ship fandom. I will warn you in the chapter titles about the paring so you don't have to read one you're not comfortable with. Very M rated

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

Merlin gets fired and goes to Arthur Pendragon for legal representation; whereby boundaries are definitely overstepped. Modern AU.

Penny gives Sheldon dancing lessons. *Sequel to "My Fair Penny"*

What if Penny's nighttime visits to Sheldon's room were just what they seem?

This is how I would have liked the beginning of The Gothowitz Deviation to have happened, at least in my shipper mind .

The unlikeliest of bonds forms over a shared interest in The Maestro

Sheldon gets stuck again and the solution leads to some surprising events. Penny x Sheldon

A collection of Sheldon and Penny drabbles. sheldon/penny, friendship, romance, angst, alcohol use, fluff, language, etc. UPDATE: Chapter Six, 3.18 The Pants Alternative, 88 words.

A night different from the rest, as need overtakes Booth and Brennan. Smutty.

In which Merlin and Arthur share a flat, Arthur is busy and Important, Merlin is just plain busy, and everyone is completely content with the situation, at least until they're not, until they are very, very not.

It's one of those sweet moments where Sheldon is being playful without his usual condescension. Five moments where Sheldon told Penny something, and the one time she told him.

An account of the many times Penny and Sheldon have slept together, in all sorts of lovely ways...

Pornstar AU with a heart of gold.

DARK!FIC. Plenty of angst. A foray out of the sit-com world. Penny is attacked and reaches out for Sheldon's help.

Because of her father, Penny finds herself hiding in the laundry room while Sheldon constructs a dating formula and Leonard performs human experiments.

Sheldon Cooper discovers something surprising and elemental about himself when Penny, once again, is in his spot. Takes place in AU after Leonard and Penny have ended their relationship. Please read and review!

Arthur and Morgana are best friends and both are gay. Morgana has a thing for Gwen whilst Arthur is drawn to Merlin and vows to have him in his bed. Morgana bets Arthur Merlin will never sleep with him and he's determined to prove her wrong. A/M M/G slash

Sheldon's problems begin when he offers to pay for Penny's voice lessons

After a few weeks trying to reconcile with the fact Sheldon has seen her completely naked, she confronts him with an ultimatum: bare it all or live with the consequences. Unexpectedly, her demands cause something entirely different to surface.

This is my very special Christmas episode in my AU of S/P. It follows about a month after what happens in my previous stories The Vestigial Organ Recall & The Aesop Continuum , although you don't need to read those to follow this one. Enjoy!

Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.

As Miss Wonderful,Penny loves being a super hero, her only drawbacks in life are the pesky evil armored freak, Doctor Devastator, and the annoying super genius next door. A solution is about to present itself

A faceless man at a party stirs feelings in Penny she thought she'd long since forgotten. Little does she know, the stranger is even closer to her than she ever imagined. Sheldon/Penny ONESHOT

“Omigosh I could so make him wear this,” Penny realized. sheldon/penny friendship fic, oneshot, dedicated to montycrowley

“It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth.”- Benjamin Peirce. sheldon/penny, oneshot

Sequel to The Vestigial Organ Recall. What happens when Sheldon returns home after his emergency appendectomy.

Sheldon gets sick. The guys bail on him, so it's Penny to the rescue

Alternate scene from The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation with refs to Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, so may be spoilers. Sheldon gets his revenge on Leonard. M for rudeness and swears. Now complete with epilogue.

There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki

Dr. Sheldon Cooper doesn't believe in coincidences...until... Sheldon/Penny fic

Sheldon and Penny are new parents and it's not as easy as Penny thought it would be... A collection of Penny/Sheldon stories also some Raj/Missy, Leonard/Leslie, Howard/OC

Sheldon Cooper finds out that he's not always a creature of habit, all he has to do is banish a certain someone to find out. This is my take on what should have happened during The Panty Piñata Polarization.

We've seen this principle applied to the Leonard/Penny relationship. But what happens if it's applied to Sheldon/Penny?

A series of nightly observations leads Leonard to believe Sheldon is having sexual relations with Penny.

and 1 time he returns the favor. Written because I apparently smoke a lot of crack.

Sequel to 'Optimal.' Penny and Sheldon communicate by emails while he's away. penny/sheldon

Penny always made Sheldon's chemicals react. Sheldon/Penny, Leonard/OC

Sheldon teaches Penny to dance and discovers some feelings he never knew he had. Just a bit of fun for my first attempt at fanfic. Reviews appreciated, but please be gentle!

Penny had wanted to be in the movies. How is it possible that her leading man turns out to be this guy?

Sheldon has a plan, but Penny's not sure she can go along with it. How far will Sheldon go to convince her?

In the wake of the unthinkable, the implausible becomes inevitable for a grieving Sheldon and Penny.

Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.

A sexy, accidental text becomes the cause of some unaccountable behavior. Penny/Sheldon, all characters. Rated PG-13 The M rating is for Ch. 2 only.

COMPLETE: Leonard never believed in evolution as a scientific fact. That was, not until he saw it happen before his eyes. Penny/Sheldon.

Penny wakes up after a lost night of drinking with a surprise visitor with her in her bed. What really happened? Only one person knows, and he's got an eye twitch. A Penny/Sheldon fanfic. Nothing graphic is planned, the rating is for my peace of mind.

A Valentine's Day Sheldon/Penny Fanfic. What happens when Sheldon and Penny both find themselves alone on Valentine's Day. Rated M for sexual situations.