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Joined 12-12-04, id: 718984
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My name is Simply Obsessed (a pun on 'simply the best') :)

I named myself that because, well, I'm a very obsessive person. I'm obsessed about Harry Potter (duh), wrestling, Matt Hardy (wrestler), rock music, and softball (playing not watching). Softball the least.

When I say obsessive, I mean obsessive. As in read all the books again and again and again, watch the movies in the movie theater according to which number they are(the 1st one once, 3rd one three times...), getting my parents, brother,and sister hooked on it, then have huge arguemnts with them over which director was better (Alfoso Curron or Chris C.), or which Dumbledore was better. (This is all for Harry Potter).

As in watch every wrestling show I can, tape it while I'm watching it only to watch the tape right after the show's over, wrestle at home with my brother, write the words 'Matt Hardy' without knowing it in the middle of school, have the words 'Matt Hardy' permantly written onmy hip in a tattoe palor formy 16th birthday :), be so paraniod that the only reason Matt turns evil is because of my taping him wrestling, and vow never to tape again, and then tape a week later 'cause I don't want to miss anything in my collection of tapes!!!(This is for Matt Hardy and wrestling)

As in calling myself an alternative rock music lover, staying up 'til 3:00 am on school nights 'cause that's when the best rock music is played, turning the volume and base up so loud that no one hears you screaming, talking or writting and realize I finished a sentence with a line from a rock song, and having arguments with my brother about how singer was screaming passionately, and not to be annoying.(Rock music)

As in playing softball for 7, going on 8, years, going to pitching coaches and hitting coaches sometimes weekly, and having my dad try to get a job at my high school as softball coach. (Softball)

You decide: Am I Simply Obsessed?

Enough about me. The only reason there are any stories here is because of my brother (mentioned above), who I got hooked on Harry Potter. He doesn't want to go through the trouble of creating his own account and he doesn't like going on line. So I asked him to I could post his stories which otherwise would have just sat in his room, unread by anyone except me. I don't want to post them all at once, but so far he's got one story completely written (Young Heros), and the other one we are writing together(Harry Potter and the DarkMage). Both have humor, and I think are really good. Please review it, PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE REVIEW.

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Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Seventh Year to be Remembered: Truth or Dare by 2Night.Shade8 reviews
Hermione, in her last year, wants to accomplish something worthwhile as a student not as an academic. A sudden boost of confidence leads Hermione to start a game of Truth or Dare in the Astrology tower. ::Rewritten & Improved::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hogwarts: The Musical by Kudostalker reviews
What happens when a strange spell is cast over the entirety of Hogwarts? Randomness ensues. And Hogwarts will never be the same again... Let's just hope they can keep on key... It's AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 7/20/2005
Love Me by NicoleFelton reviews
Hermione is plump and boring until Harry leaves her for a blonde bimbo. in a desperate bid to get him back, she transforms herself completely. but what happens when the plan backfires and she starts falling for the hogwarts bad guy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Man Who Lives by PenPatronus reviews
Year 6 AU With his new powers and his new godfather, Harry Potter, the Order, and the heirs of Gryffindor fight Voldemort. Hurt/ comfort, angst, adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,846 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Ron W.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fan Mail Anonymous by hotpinkflamingo reviews
What if the students and professors of Hogwarts answered fan mail? You would get this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004
Thrice Defied by I Call Him Fred reviews
How did Lily and James defy the Dark Lord? Goes from graduation until their deaths. RR, It's finally here! It'll be long. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry Potter, the Bum Who Lived by Tea and Crumpets reviews
Years after the defeat of Voldemort, one reporter goes to find the inside story of what became of Harry Potter. It ain't pretty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P.
The Weird Day by Wizard Hopkins reviews
Is it Thursday or Saturday? Draco's Guns N Things? Come and see one weird day at Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Letters to Malfoy by l-LadyKaryn-ll-LadyKrysta-l reviews
A letter exchange program is going on at Hogwarts. But when Harry has to write letters to the owl of one Mister Sexy Slytherin Draco Malfoy, what will they include? Not Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2005
Catacomb of Cruel Collections by Deese-Rouge-Cheveux reviews
Hermione gets lost in the dungeons, which seem more like catacombs as she gets further tangled beneath Hogwarts. Is it fortunate or unfortunate that she stumbles across Draco Malfoy? Past midnight? When she has no protection but her dirty, halfbroken wand
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the End of the World by Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
REALLY called: Harry Potter and the Punk'd Episode that Ended the World. Harry Potter get's Punked... OLD SCHOOL!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
T Team 2 by Cuiasodo reviews
A new group of teen heros emerges. PG because of fights. May later have profanity but I'm not sure
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 10/6/2004
Tasting Life by murderdreams reviews
Lily is a rebel who's trying to make life work for once but everywhere she looks, pain is hidden. This is my first REAL fic. LJCo PG13 for all the stuff in it.May become R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 12/16/2004
Harry Potter Deleted Scenes by centaursrockmysox reviews
Contains all deleted scenes of the books- Warnings :contains OC, named Tara- I've taken liberties with the storyline, and changed it. I have also changed Harry quite a bit. He acts like he usually does, with out the raging hormones. wait, there are raging
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005
The War by dmhg reviews
The war hit's Hogwarts. Draco has turned on the drak and Joined the light.rn One-shot Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Right Kind of Wrong by dmhg reviews
She must choose her best friends or her love DMHG Song Fic Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Defiance by pelirroja reviews
Just what did the Potters and Longbottoms do to defy the Dark Lord three times? This their story. AN:All words ae mine except for a John Donne quote in the prologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
WTF! by Cold-eyes-for-you reviews
COMPLETE!Hermione is dating the most popular boy in high school...Draco! Meanwhile, Harry and Ron are trying to teach their new Hermione to be conservative and keep her hands off Malfoy! Is the new hermione more than they can handle!R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Joke of the Year by I Am Sarah reviews
Fred and George play a joke on Draco. Things don't go as planned. RR please! My friend and I wrote this story. -COMPLETE(maybe-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
What The Hell Is Up With The Teachers? by meenyrocks reviews
The teachers have gone a bit mad. How? Well you have to read to find out, so that the surprise isn't spoilt. Clue: it's a songfic! Rating only because I'm not sure about further chapters. (I've changed the title, because it's no longer a one-shot. However
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2004 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
Switching Sides by Sallymander reviews
Kelli finds out she's a witch! She goes to Hogwarts and falls in love with Harry. Then she sees Harry with another girl in his arms. When she goes to Draco for comfort, she finds love and care...but Draco wants to follow in his father's footsteps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,458 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003
Owl Posts by Farangis reviews
I heard you faking orgasm for Potty last night - or was it the Weasel" "I was SINGING you sodding git" - read the owl posts between our favorite HB & HG. (DMHG, HPGW)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Switching Sides by Darkness-nightfall reviews
An unexpected visitor comes to Harry's house. rated PG-13 for violence scences later in the story! please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Talk Show by Jazzy1 reviews
A famous talk show host is at Hogwarts to interview Draco, Herm, Ron, and Harry! Warning: ghetto/Gangsta Ron and Preppy Harry *complete.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Counterfeit by itsashadylife14 reviews
Ron and a gangster muggle boy, Sebastian, get switched by an unknown force. Hermoine starts losing her intelligence. What's going on? PUH-LEEZE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2001
Harry Potter and The Dark Mage reviews
Harry Potter finally has found something to kill Voldemort, but it'll probably kill Harry first. Or maybe Ron, or Bellatrix. No one knows. Until you find out you can be entertained with randomness...expect the unexpected. Dark but funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,482 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
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