Giesbrecht
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Joined 02-18-00, id: 7193
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, and Doctor Who.

"The brave things in old tales and songs, Mr. Frodo, adventures as I used to call them, I used to think they were something the wonderful folk of the stories went out and looked for, because they wanted them, because they were exciting and life was a bit dull, a kind of a sport as you might say. But that isn't the way of it in the tales that really mattered, or the ones that stay in the mind. Folk seem to have been just landed in them usually: their paths were laid that way, as you put it. But I suppose they had lots of chances, like us, of turning back, only they didn't. And if they had, we shouldn't know, because they'd have been forgotten. We hear about those as just went on..." --Sam Gamgee, The Two Towers, "The Stairs of Cirith Ungol"

Oddly, though Tolkien is at the top of my reading list, Middle-Earth fanfic is the only kind I will never, ever write. But here you will find some rather old fic for Star Wars and Harry Potter (likely to be resurrected once the HP canon is closed), and now Stargate. Updates are rare, I'll warn ya, but I hope you enjoy what you find.

And before I forget... it's pronounced "geese-brekt."

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A Time For Peace by Frostfyre7 reviews
There is a time for everything, and a season to all things under heaven. In the light of a funeral pyre, the Doctor decides the time is come for him to make peace with some ghosts of the past...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 10/10/2007
TARDIS Trips by tromana reviews
Drabbles and short pieces set in the Doctor Who Universe. Latest: Domesticity: Romana has some problems with her and the Doctor's latest jaunt...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 11/29/2007
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Wind in the North by Otter Child reviews
The Doctor has saved the world, and ended several journeys. He needs to clear his head. But the trip that was meant as a retreat has landed him in a place rife with dust, guns, fear and mystery.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,895 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
Cause and Effect by Pegasus reviews
An as-yet-undetermined-part story in which the Doctor, following the events of 'Journey's End' continues on his way...alone. But for how long?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Man in the Freezer Box by Scythe The Wicked reviews
Somewhere in the American South three cousins embark on that classic coming of age ritual of seeing something…freaky. Strong language in the second chapter.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Charmed Curses by Lady Geuna reviews
What if James Potter wasn't killed on Halloween, 1981? Voldemort devised the perfect punishment for his insolence. A curse that would cause James more pain than the Cruciatus Curse could ever. Harry. James. Marauders, Snape, etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 216,258 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 2/10/2002 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Uric the Oddball and the Great Goblin Uprising by Ariana Deralte reviews
It's Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's final year at Hogwarts. Badgers, goblin raids, young love, demon summoning, evil vampires, new classes, and of course, Uric himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 10/28/2002
Erised's Bane by The Laziest Woman on Mars reviews
Sixth Year--Spoilers, Harry must come to terms with new pain, as well as the prophecy that dictates his own life, all the while trying to contain the madness that threatens to breach his soul, deciding if desire brings him happiness or destruction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 134,684 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 6/26/2003
The Serpents' Society and the Guild of the Eagle by Amberdulen reviews
{Complete} Lord Voldemort is rising across the land ... and the Society for Slytherin Advancement is caught in his shadow. Parallels OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 142,608 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete
No Higher Praise by Triskelion reviews
James Potter comes back to life; dark secrets are revealed; angst for everybody; heavy doses of Voldemort, Snape, Black, Lupin, Malfoys, Weasleys, Pettigrew, and Fudge. Harry Potter’s fifth year – now blatantly, defiantly AU. No OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,583 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 4/9/2002 - James P., Harry P.
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Selfinsertion O'BuggerSubtlety and the PSSS by Nights Mistress reviews
The true story of the Philosopher's Stone. Follow Selfinsertion O'Bugger-Subtlety in his attempts to wreck havok on the English b#$%#@s who rule his homeland. Involves shot owls, terrorists!Hufflepuffs and explosions. Lots of explosions
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,233 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Serpents' Society and the Black Skull by Amberdulen reviews
Pre-OotP - The Triwizard Tournament has come to Hogwarts ... but the Society for Slytherin Advancement may have to deal with far more sinister developments.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,991 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
The Heir of Merlin by Kat Morning reviews
Merlin was the greatest Wizard of all. His legacy, the amulet Achidnae, became a closely kept secret, and nearly destroyed by Voldemort's first reign of terror. Now the Amulet is brought out of hiding as the Heir returns to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 81,211 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 8/9/2001 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
From the Eyes of the Werewolf by Alphie reviews
The events of PoA and a few unseen scenes told from Lupin's point of view. COMPLETE! (Written before OotP was published, before we knew Nymphadora Tonks. Before we knew about Grimmauld Place. This is totally AU to everything post GoF.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 100,535 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 5/26/2001 - Remus L. - Complete
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
Uric the Oddball and the Wild Hunt by Ariana Deralte reviews
Ever wonder what Hogwarts was like before Dumbledore? Before Dippet? It's 1680 and Uric the Oddball Beaufolle is starting at Hogwarts. New teachers. New students. New problems. Just how much trouble can an eleven year old get into? Plenty. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,481 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2002 - Published: 8/23/2001 - Complete
The Serpents' Society and the Dementors' Fortress by Amberdulen reviews
Pre-OotP - Sirius Black, a mysterious haunting, O.W.L.s, and the defense of the Quidditch cup ... This year, the Society for Slytherin Advancement has its hands full.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,706 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Serpents' Society and the Quest for the Heir by Amberdulen reviews
Pre-OotP - Fifty-two years ago, Tom Riddle created a secret organization of Slytherins. Now the Chamber of Secrets has been reopened -- will the Society for Slytherin Advancement try to fulfill the goals of their founder?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,515 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Complete
The Serpents' Society by Amberdulen reviews
Pre-OotP - Battling the Weasleys, sneaking out at night, mocking the Hufflepuffs, revealing mysteries of the castle ... all in a day's work for a secret group of Slytherins desperate to find out what's hidden on the restricted third-floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,398 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Complete
Chapter 33: The Death Eaters (revisited) by DangerMouse reviews
"He's a CHICKEN, I tell you! A GIANT CHICKEN!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/19/2002 - Harry P.
Prongs Rides Again by BrieflyDel reviews
Come on, you know you want it to be true... A case for James being alive. No! seriously! There's a real story here!! *01.12.02 -- COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,710 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/12/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - James P. - Complete
Draco and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day by DangerMouse reviews
Whole title: "Draco Malfoy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day." A parody of the old children's book. Draco isn't having a very good day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Draco M.
The Speculum Curse by Hyphen reviews
It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000
The Bathroom Incident by Hyphen reviews
Features Hogwarts, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Severus, and almost no bathroom humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2000
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Epilogue reviews
SPOILERS for Series 4, through "Forest of the Dead" The Doctor and River lived their relationship completely out of order. That's reason enough for hope.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Christmas reviews
Every year, SG1 gets together for Christmas. A brief overview of just what they get up to, and ensuing traditions. Genfic, with teamy moments.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Fashion Police reviews
From Torment of Tantalus to Memento Mori, Daniel's personal style has changed a lot. What we don't know is, it's all Sam's fault. Genfic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
What's a Secret Among Friends? reviews
Yet another "WPP find out about Remus' lycanthropy" pieces. It isn't really orginal, and it isn't very angsty or anything, either, but it made me laugh, so here it is. Oh, and death to FrontPage, which didn't upload properly, so I had to use TXT instead
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2001
Some Things are Better Left Unknown reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
Star Wars Cheese reviews
From the author that brought you Star Wars Ducks comes... (drumroll please!) Star Wars CHEESE!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2001
Star Wars Ducks reviews
Take one line from Star Wars. Replace one word with the word "duck." Repeat.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2000
A Night of Revelations reviews
A Missing Moment from ROTJ: Leia comes to terms with her past with the help of a visitor
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2000
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