Fudge 1
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Joined 12-13-04, id: 719473
Author has written 2 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Code Lyoko.

FROM THE SOCIETY OF THE PANDA

Punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life or death.

Dear fellow member of ff.net,

As you may or may not have noticed, fanfiction faces a huge and terrible threat. It has slowly snuck up on our wonderful site, so slowly it has not been noticed until it is too late. We must notice it NOW.

If you have not guessed already, the threat I speak of is that of bad grammar. I don’t mean typos, to which I am sure you have suffered (I know I have), but the blatant ignorance of the basic rules of grammar: apostrophes in the wrong places, an erratic use of commas, trouble with keeping to the same tense, speech marks in odd places, capital letters popping up where they are not needed, a total lack of paragraphing. There are many stories with these symptoms out there and they clutter up every section.

I am not asking you to take up arms and track these rogue authors down until you terrorise them into correct punctuation (although if that’s what you want to do you are perfectly free to do so, unless the law tells you this is illegal, in which case you can do this but should probably take precautions not to be caught). The Society of the Panda has sworn to protect grammar. We do this by noting in reviews the occasional typo or mistake, or, if we come across a story so dreadful it is hard to resist fainting in shock, copying it into a re-writable document, editing it, and sending it the author in question.

If you are interested in this Society and would like to know more IM or e-mail me, Mousewolf, or Jennifer Spellbody, and I will send you the official letter of joining and instructions on how to go about your duty as a PPO (Panda Patrol Officer).

At the moment there are only three PPOs on the entire site and that is nowhere near enough to save fanfiction from the bad grammar. We dearly need your help.

Yours truly,

Fudge 1

PROUD FOUNDER OF THE SOCIETY OF THE PANDA


You have come across this page in your haste to discover what is not known to you...

Well, m'name is Fudge 1 (or Ffydj Wan if you're being Welsh) and even though it isn't my real name it seems to suit me better. Someday it's going to be my car registration plate. I'm going to have lots of Welsh stickers on my car. I love my country and my language; if ever I get arrested, it's going to be for being one of the crazy Cymdeithas yr Iaith members with the placards and the spray paint. So Welsh pride does occasionally sneak into fanfics.

I love almost all books, most music (cannot stand urban), role-playing games, sit-coms, and Japanese anime. I'm trying to work my way through all the Studio Ghibli films and I have to say they are SO much better than Disney. My favourites are Howl's Moving Castle (book and film), Laputa and The Cat Returns. I'm also a fan of the show Cod Lyoko (the Welsh Code Lyoko).

I'm a writer at heart, even though I don't think I'm all that good at it; it's just a hobby and I enjoy it very much.

I have about four plot bunnies hanging off my arm at the moment (damn their littlefluffy hides!) so fic writing is currently erratic and somewhat slow. Stories I SHALL definitely finish are X.A.N.A.'s Box (Code Lyoko) and that special secret fic I'm writing with partner-in-crime Mousewolf.And sincerest apologies to those waiting for The Midsummer Hostage (Artemis Fowl) because I sincerely doubt it will ever come to light. I'm sorry. You can flame me to oblivion.

I've talked your ear off for long enough now. Hwyl!

Yours, Fudge 1

Links:

My art stuff: www.fudge-1.deviantart.com

Cardiffschools: http://students.cardiffschools.net/yabb/YaBB.cgi(A note on that forum: me and my friends completely dominated it for a while, and then we got bored. So the subjects and posts are kind of random)

Alice info: www.alice-in-wonderland.net

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Keeping mum and dad by bec7012 reviews
Maid Marian and her merry men fic. Full summary inside.
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 1/18/2006
Mind the Gap by NME reviews
Richie has to face his developing relationship with Virgil, the increasing powers of his mind, and frequent zombie attacks. The last one's the easiest to deal with. AdventureHumorRomance. T for violence and language. VR Slash
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,278 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 7/29/2005
Missing Pieces by Candyland reviews
Post series. One morning, everyone in the town woke up from a fantastic dream. But dreams can affect reality...
Princess Tutu - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Through the Ages by Airbender-chan reviews
[AU Kuro POV] Capturing all the precious moments life has to offer, from childhood innocence to the anguish of loosing someone close to you. Reassurance can appear in more way than one, from silent thankyous to crumpled drawings. Sometimes even more.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,622 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
Kurogane's Terrible, Very Bad, No Good Day by cryptically reviews
[Chap. 121 crack!parody] Join Kurogane on his quest for manga and witness the battle royale of the two Syaorans as everyone struggles not to fall asleep, die, or be the Mysterious Dream Ball of ...Stuff's next victim. Warning: may contain fabric softener.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Scenes of Other Worlds by Cypher reviews
What if the Big Bang never happened? What if super heroes weren't the norm? Slash, massive AUs.
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,234 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
Synopsises by Tai Greywing reviews
REPOSTED! The 9th Doctor episodes as you've never seen them before. Warning: strange sense of humour, sugar required. This may look familiar, so come and read! Finally COMPLETE! Ish.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
Through the Broken Looking Glass by Riddler of the Sphnix reviews
Dedicated to Fudge1.Thing have changed since Alice last trip. The Hatter and the Hare are no longer having their tea parties, and the Alice they once had known is gone. In her place they call her niece to save them from the nightmare that is Wonderland.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,115 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 7/3/2005
Indifference by Mousewolf reviews
Funny, the things we never learn about those we love. Drabble built from that little casual line in 'Fear Her'.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Running Through Raindrops by Siberian-Tigress reviews
When a new girl shows up at school Odd, Ulrich, and Jeremie have nothing to do with her until Yumi shows up at the factory with her in toe. Will the others be able to trust her enough to keep X.A.N.A. away and break through a glass heart?
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,154 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005
Men Shaped Creatures by SmileVampy reviews
So... what exactly is the difference between a pansy and a poofter? AziraphaleCrowley mildly slashy humor!fluff. Complete with footnotes. Oneshot. Read and review, please.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Complete
Bunny holes and Bad royalty by Mousewolf reviews
COMPLETLY REWRITTEN! Faery stories are often softened over the decades, 'for the little ones.' The Big Bad Wolf was never shot, and faeries aren't little twinkly things that live in flowers. Who's to say the same doesn't go for wonderland?
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,162 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
Luv Peome pinnd too tree by startanew reviews
Maid Marian and Her Merry Men: Rabies, the most thick of the Merry Men, writes love poems, to Margaret The Thatcher, and pins them to trees.
British Comedy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2006
Who Am I by Bekki Beekeeper reviews
After regenerating into his tenth incarnation, the Doctor contemplates Who he is now.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Reason to Believe by Naki Outsuno reviews
Everything is running smoothly Ulrich and Yumi are in a promising relationship, XANA hasn't attacked in a long time, and Aelita is near to materialization. But Yumi left something behind when she came from Japan, and now he's back... FROZEN
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,925 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004
Telling Stories by Klitch reviews
While visiting yet another new world, Fai with some 'help' from Kurogane and Mokona tells a group of children a story about a cursed mage, a badtempered ninja and waiting for a rescue.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
It's the Journey that Counts by valkyrie-alex reviews
Some things are meant to be. It just takes Fate a few tries, is all... VR slash of course. Oneshot fluff.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Alex's Adventures Underground by The Silvertine reviews
The adventures of one slightly-demented 19-year old in the occasionally-macabre and slightly-demented realms beneath her linen-cupboard.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 10/2/2004
Mayhem Squared by CASE iN POiNT reviews
The Lyoko gang is under attack again, except this time it's in both the real world and the virtual world. Seen through Yumi's perspective, Xana's attacks are getting more devious and deadly. Why? Xana's creating a human army. Last chapter up! R&R!
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Complete
Friends in High Places by Russian Dragon reviews
Crowley's trial goes from bad to interesting. (CA SLASH)
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2004
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Le Premier Semaine à Kadic reviews
Seven days, three students, one school. When the Loner, Geek, and Soccer Prodigy team up, what hope has anyone else got?
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,504 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
The Innocent Picture reviews
Holly Short has enough to worry about, what with work, Internal Affairs, and a second Koboi attack on Haven. A little sister just complicates things further...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
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