Mistress of the Sand
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Joined 12-13-04, id: 719679
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

3/18/06 - Damn, I'm a lazy bitch. I'm sorry.


My name is Kellie.

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Disclaimer: If you recognize it from something I haven't written, I don't own it.

If you don't like something that I've written, tell me WHY, not just that you didn't like it.

I'm not writing for your pleasure. I'm writing for mine. Therefore, feedback is appreciated, and accepted gratefully, but it's not really why I write.

Talk to me if i'm on AIM, animejunkie59

This is an apology to those who enjoy reading my fics. I am very lazy, therefore updates will be few and far in between.

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Unbalanced Pendulum by Fuzzy Eared reviews
A dark romance tale of seduction and suffering. When Kurama finds himself forcefully bound to Hiei's side what measures will the desperate fox take to regain his freedom? The story takes place before the series AU. Yaoi HxK
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,928 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Hiei, Kurama M.
Lost and Found by SexySesshieSama reviews
Hatsuharu has just been cast aside by the love of his life. In need of comfort he turns to the one who loves him, his friend and cousin Kyo. Oddly enough, Yuki had another reason for dumping Haru. A freaky love triangle ensues...who will find love?
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,774 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S.
Neji Over Angsts Some More by remuus reviews
So says Neji in his never-ending quest to angst, "I SHALL OUT-ANGST YOU ALL" Now with 10 percent more depressing poetry!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004
Blindsided by Kibethan reviews
[COMPLETE] Yuki isn't exactly a favorite in the public's eye, so his editor decides to shape him up to seem like a good guy by volunteering him to volunteer at a hospital. What will happen when he meets a particularly interesting patient by the name of S
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,491 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
The Queer of the Opera by Noch Provodnik reviews
COMPLETE!What if Christine was a whore, Raoul loved chocolates a lot, and the Phantom was gay? He would turn to Christine to turn him straight of course! Based on the 2004 movie! Get your rubber chickens and feather dusters ready! LOL
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,080 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Naruto no Hohoemi by King Oz reviews
Through Naruto's journey to adulthood, he finds his act has started to become harder than ever to pull off and through the cracking of his mask, Sasuke comes to realize that Naruto's smiles hide more demons than just the Kyuubi...SasuNaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 229,931 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Overused Themes by thisimplicity reviews
your worst nightmare smashed in to one fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/21/2005
Come Undone by the-bird-flies reviews
It is raining. And it is the most beautiful thing. Prequel to Kaleidoscope. HinaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/16/2005
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/29/2005
Normal People Scare Me by Scythemistress reviews
I suck at summaries. Let's just say that this is what would happen if me and my insane friends took over Gravitation. People with weak constitutions and moral values should not read this fic.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005
Insanity Game by Starlight-x reviews
I am immortal, the spirit of Methuselah, dying only to be reborn again and again. My one aim and goal is mass genocide. I want everything to end. Why? The answer is simple I want my own existence to end.
Immortal Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
Nothing by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
Oneshot GaaSasu [darkweird] Sitting, alone in a corner, knees drawn to the chest. Here I sit, alone, eyes closed. Don't want to open them, no, don't want to, can't... Gaara's POV
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
insert title here by chibi-tsurara-59 reviews
( Naruto Invader Zim crossover, bet you've never seen one of these.)While on a mission cell 7 gets transported to Invader zim land. Madness will surley follow. A strange little fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
As I See It by Link and Luigi reviews
They have to take it one year at a time. Everyone will see the same event in a different fashion. Somehow, a story seems more complete this way. partially AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 179,658 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Who Opened the Dragon's Heart? by Squeaks reviews
Ginny and Draco have to work on special potions together, and they can't stand each other. Or can they? This is my first fanfic, yikes. Read and review please! Caution:R rated sentences every now and then. Very borderline Pg-13R. Extreme Caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,077 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Ino's Birthday Present by KageNoKatana reviews
Shikamaru is in a bind. Ino's birthday is tomorrow and he wants to get her a present that will get him noticed. Maybe even get Ino away from Sasuke for a bit. ShikaIno COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Complete
Confession by Leona reviews
Fuji loves Tezuka but he's afraid to tell him. What would happen if Fuji finally braves himself to tell Tezuka that he loves him? Shounen-ai
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
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The Tie that Binds reviews
Sasuke's point of view, on his and Naruto's relationship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara Everyone reviews
Our favorite redhead, and the story of highschool. contains yaoi smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara
The Principle of Fate reviews
On his way to a concert, hauling a truckload of girls, Neji is cut off in an intersection by a certain redhead. YAOI GaaraNeji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005
My Dear Foolish Brother reviews
Itachi does love his brother. Ita poem type thing. Not really angst, but still. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2005
Titleless for Now reviews
He comes to town, he steals my friends, he steals my fans, and now he's stolen my heart." GaaraSasuke I know you wanna read, so do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/9/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Murderous Minds Think Alike reviews
If you like Gaara, or Itachi, or reading about Gaara, or Itachi, then CLICK ON THIS TITLE! GaaraOc ItachiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005
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