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Joined 12-13-04, id: 719797, Profile Updated: 12-03-07
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

Dude, I'm totally re-vamping this FUCKING profile.

-Heart-

I'm Johnnycake. I'm fourteen. I'm female, and an awesome writer.

I'd love to do collaborative writing with someone some time!

My Gaia Name is Cyanide Jellybean and my AIM is OMFG LYK WOE.

So drop me a line and tell me what you think of my shit! Also, if you role play and you're literate, ALWAYS feel free to ask me for a one-on-one!

I enjoy munching on uncooked lobster ravioli and I LOVE Kingdom Hearts.

My favorite pairings in KH are as follows:
Axel x Roxas
Riku x Sora
Demyx x Axel
Demyx x Zexion
Demyx x Xigbar
Luxord x Demyx
Xigbar x Xaldin
Roxas x Xigbar [TWAT?!
ANY yaoi crack pairing you can think up.

"AND THEN WE CAN GO SEE SANTA=D" ~Sora

"KAYLA! Penguins killed my entire family...it was a bloodbath..." ~Amanda [My friend

Me: LOLOL SORA'S PREGNANT. IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO THE FATHER IS I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE.
Friend: -Eyeroll- Is it Riku?
Me: NO. IT'S RIKU. YOU DON'T GET A COOKIE.

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-Gives bratwurst instead-
Friend: Yum.

Biology Movie: Race to Breed
Amanda: RACE TO GET LAID=D

And now for a faggoty song that I simply adore...and am singing in Treble Choir at school. It reminds me of Kingdom Hearts. If enough people ask to hear the tune, I'll put a video on youtube of the alto part.

August was your sweetest month, beautiful and bright
September burned, October turned into November's night
So you wrap yourself in wool and down, and December dons her midnight gown
With a snowy cape, and a starry crown
And you settle in for winter.

Winter's heart is cold and dark, bitter and severe
But when the shrouds of snow and clouds depart, the moon is near
And your face is washed in silver beams and the sidewalks shine like frozen streams
And the street lamps glow, and the city dreams

So blow wind and fall the snow, you will walk into the night
So you spread your arms and tip your face t'wards the grace and the promise of light
Of light
Of light

Lonely as a pilgrim in a country far from home
Looking for connection in a town of steel and chrome
You need indigo and violet skies
You need pools of moonlight in your eyes
For the sun to set and your soul to rise

And so you climb on streams of freezing air
Over trees, over buildings, over care

So blow wind and fall the snow, you will soar into the night
So you spread your arms and set your course t'wards the source and the promise of light
Of light
Of light

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Buns in the Oven Discontinued by Kawaii-Hime-Ceres reviews
Yuugi and Yami get a few unexpected surprises. They will have to make adjustments to their lives. Follow them through pregnancy and parenthood. Male Pregnancy. Please read and review. Puzzleshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,577 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
It Takes My Pain Away by Daisuke Uchiha reviews
Syrus has been disappearing every night for the past 4 months,Chazz has been depressed for some time,Zane is trying to get closer to Syrus,and Jaden is just damn confused and wants to know what's going on!SyxJaden ChazzxZane SyxZane Yaoi LEMON
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Syrus T./Shō M.
Love the skin you're in by Naraxkagura reviews
Whether this was going to boost his self esteem or lower it. He didn't care. All he knew was he needed to pee and it was hot as hell. Many pairings AkuRoku RiSo Zemyx XemSai...sorta M for Lemons and Limes blah blah blah better summary inside
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Axel, Roxas
The Bright Young Things by Hikari M666 reviews
Marik and Bakura hate each other, and they aren't afraid to use their other halves to further fuel the hatred. And a dark and dirty bet involving seduction is only going to make things more interesting. YAOI, language, lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
My uncle by Gabriel-of-the-ninth-gate reviews
Riku hates his uncle but his uncle loves him, what happens when two hot heads finally snap? Read and review. RxS Yaoi, Au
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,809 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Riku, Sephiroth
Reflection by It's the voices' fault reviews
What would it be like if Voldemort had never killed James and Lily? Snape had always said that James was obsessed with himself. So how would he react to Harry? AU, incest, and just plain stupidity at times. Warning, SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,319 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., James P.
The New Kid at Shinkon High by Tensaiga reviews
Kagome an abused kid runs away from her father, Naraku. She lives in a forest behind a huge mansion. She goes to school and makes friends. What is she suppose to do when her friends want to go over to her house? Finished... sequel awaiting
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,350 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Midnight Snack by iwantasoda reviews
A midnight snack turns into something more
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Vexen, Saïx - Complete
Super Sized! by Katalystik reviews
AU. Roxas is leading a normal, high school life. Axel, on the other hand, is a low wage worker at a fast food chain who happens to be smitten with the blonde boy. NOTE: This fanfic still exists because its readers rock so hard I can't see straight.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,684 - Reviews: 1752 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas
OH BABY! by koolanimefreek reviews
[Author's note UP][SASUNARU MPREG] Naruto is pregnant and he's a GUY! How will their friends reach to it? And what about the daddy? How will Sasuke deal with a moody Naruto? and what about cravings? Please Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,381 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Can't Forget by Vampire Toy reviews
Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz are given a second chance to try be good, but old habits die hard. A sequel to ‘Memories’. Warning: Weird pairings, weird plot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,425 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Kadaj, Marlene W.
105 Ways to Annoy Vlad Masters by Your Secret Valentine reviews
Danny, Sam, and Tucker get the chance to annoy the pants off Vlad, the Almighty Lord of the Fruit Loops. DannySam coupling, but mostly Vladrelated fun
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,589 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Coming of Age by Anne la Jordanie reviews
Mokuba deals with the strange problems of puberty. But how many people have their big brother causing these kinds of problems? Yaoi, lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Mokuba K. - Complete
Phantom by Corisu Li reviews
[MS] Being accused of murder is no walk in the park... especially not when the accuser is the ghost of a man you've never even seen before, and he's taking to haunting you and your shower, when you're in it. Poor Sango...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,018 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Sango, Miroku
Sins by Dragon's-Maidens reviews
A killer is going around and killing seven people for their sins: Envy, Lust, Greed, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, and Gluttony. Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Ghosts With Nine Lives REWRITE by Dogi9 reviews
Updated 530. Jazz Brings home something cute...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Ember, Vlad M.
Opinionated by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Ever want to know what Yami Bakura thinks of everyone else? Well here ya go! Warning for character bashing and morbid, violent Bakura swearing XD COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,581 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Yami Bakura - Complete
Paving The Road by Darqstar reviews
Otis, Baby, and Spaulding knew they were doomed to die. What they didn't know was what would happen to them once they did. This is a continution from The Devil's Rejects and no, nothing is changed from the ending. R&R would be muchly appreciated.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006
Into the Closet by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet for a night. What's there to do? Fight, of course! And perhaps something else...HD SLASH formerly under roxierose13 penname
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,416 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Insane Drabbles by sadjksaje3u432984 reviews
[HOLY ST.PATRICKS DAY UP LOL!1111] Insane and horrible short stories that no one should read. KIDS STAY AWAY! Why do I do this? Because I can! [Drabble 7 up!]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005
The Story of Our Corpse Bride by The Really Cool Zen Garden reviews
A 'fateful' retelling of the Corpse BrideIt made me sad to write this, it was very morbid for my taste. Oh well, enjoy
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
Corpse Bride's Brother by Dakari-King Mykan reviews
Featuring a new Mykan OC I made: Emily has a brother with a tragic story just like her, and he also seeks love and companionship. So he's going on his own little adventure in the land of the living.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Victor V., Emily, Victoria E., OC
Chocolate Heart by Rockinmuffin reviews
Mokuba has always thought of Valentine's Day as nothing more than a stupid holiday that gave girls an excuse to act even dumber than normal. What's so great about some stupid girl anyway? A somewhat fluffy MokubaxOC oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Mokuba K. - Complete
Lullaby Killer by Eve-Of-Misery reviews
The only thing that the murders had in common was the fact that there was always a lullaby at the crime scene. Character Deaths, you have been warned...blood, gore, rated M for a reason
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005
Yugi Joins a Nudist Colony by Rockinmuffin reviews
Yugi wants to be a nudist. Yami is scarred for life. Rated for a naked Yugi and scary OOCness.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Ouch! by Ebony Coleman reviews
Fun in the sun at the beach turns painful when Ed gets burned. So who better to help then the Flame Alchemist? RoyxEd::Complete
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,635 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Why Me? by LadyLoveless reviews
There's a new badass girl in Suburbia and she's painting the town black, along with her older foster sister, Trixie. Can our little punk badass save Edward from being alone? Why not read and find out? EDITING in future
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2005
Fakir's Prince by DeathNote-Dancer89 reviews
If I told you the story than there's not much point in reading it is there? But let's just say Fakir finally snapped. Oneshot. FxM. Major OCC! Possibly AU. *EDIT* Written by a 15 yr old me so it's pretty sloppy. RAPE warning.
Princess Tutu - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Mytho, Fakir - Complete
Separated by iheartlancelet reviews
What happens when Pony gets separated from his brothers when the state decides that Darry is not capable of taking care of him? What if he had to live with a man that was charged with child abuse in the past?
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,222 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/27/2003
Fetish by Stahre reviews
Some fetishes are mild in nature, often giggled about among friends. Others are so dark, twisted and bizzare that no one may ever know but those who share it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2005 - R. Bakura - Complete
My Crazy Love by Rockinmuffin reviews
Malik forces his yami, Marik, to go see a psychiatrist and Marik gets more then he expects. MarikOc Rated for being written by me.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Complete
Bashers ! by fox-firechick reviews
Me makeing fun of the charachters i don't like and the ones you don't like to.review me or e-mail me and tell me what charachter you wanna see me make fun of and i will. I try to make it fuyyn,but bear with me if I do a bad job!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004
Peter in Love by tosca reviews
For Peter to pledge his body without his heart was an impossible thing.' WARNING: PETER x ASLAN human. Mild Slash. Problems with that? then DON'T READ IT! Peter & the different aspects of love, as outlined in The Four Loves by C.S.Lewis
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
History of Magic by Lizeth reviews
Harry Potter xover. Dumbledore decides it's time for a change, hiring a new... History of Magic prof! A History of Magic prof with tricoloured hair, violet eyes and an unusual affinity for black leather.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,426 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 1/14/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Harry P., Yūgi M.
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One Snowy Day
Roxas' Friends, after a wild Friday night, post a picture of themselves online that makes Roxas worry. [M for language, Slight Shounenai]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Roxas
Horror House reviews
Sora and Riku are trapped in a basement, fettered to the wall. But, this is no kinky party.[M for Char. Death and gruesomeness] [No romance]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Nosebleed reviews
In physed class, Lacrosse doesn't seem to be Sora's best sport. When Riku's strength is coupled with Sora's inability to pay attention, Sora ends up with a nosebleed and Riku has to take him to the nurse.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Riku, Sora