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Joined 10-09-15, id: 7199742, Profile Updated: 08-10-19
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

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I don't really write a lot of fics, to be honest. Maybe you'll get a one-shot or something, once in a blue moon.

So, for an introduction: Hi! My name is Jordan. I used to be significantly more active on this website, way back in my junior high years.

A long time ago, I wrote a Naruto fanfic called "Akatsukitties." I'd never call it famous, or even good, but sometimes people still review it and I just wanted to tell those people: Sorry for never updating, but my old writing is horrible and I wouldn't feel comfortable going back to it.

...which is why I'm rewriting it as a completely different story, I suppose.

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CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Sorry guys, classes got in the way and I haven't had the time, energy, or inspiration to write. Story isn't dead, it will be continued, but it's gonna be a while. Apologies for those following.

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Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 209,339 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/16/2020 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls, and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. 1/3 of the Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Terrible writing warning lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,905 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Rainbow Fireworks (Akatsuki Kittens) by Konoha's Springtime Angel reviews
What happens when a curse jutsu is placed on the Akatsuki, turning them into cats and sending them to the house of four childish siblings looking for companionship? Some things for sure: revelations, friendships, and family bonding! YahiKonan, ObiRin, slow but eventual DeidaraxOC, related to canon. Rated T for curses and violence. The first installment of the Rainbow Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,217 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/5/2018 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Deidara, Obito U., Akatsuki, OC
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 207,744 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 197,873 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsukitties: Reborn, Revised, Redeemed reviews
"Let it never be said that Fate lacks a sense of humor." Members of the Akatsuki, defeated in their realm, have been offered a second chance in a new one. They get more than they bargained for on many different levels, from kittens to romance to rebellion in the City of Masks. Ships: Dei/OC, Saso/OC, Mada/OC. Some canon-divergence. Semi-rewrite of an old fanfic. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 6/22/2019 - Madara U., Akatsuki, OC