AzureF
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Joined 12-14-04, id: 720224
Author has written 17 stories for Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Aliens/Predator, Jhonen Vasquez, and Invader Zim.

As of now, I'm figuring that my profile needs desperately to be changed. So I will chnage it. I will change it so good!
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Name: AzureF... or at least that's what I'm known HERE by! Call me Keroshe...
Gender: Female.
Age: 19 by the time anyone decided to actually read this.
Interests: Lemme think... INVADER ZIM, JTHM, dragons, IFS, giant bloodthirsty monsters, writing, reading, drawing, being sarcastic, thinking up one-liners, arguing, well done OC's, RPing, making incredibly complicated plots, melee weapons, music, combat boots, shiny objects, fluffy pillows, COMPUTER, staying up till 3 in the morning.

Things I Hate: Social people, huggy people, talkative people, children, work, chocolate, pac-man, the color pink, time, the concept of mortality, viruses, critics, politics, and football.

My normal day: Wake up, get on computer, eat supper, get on computer, get on internet, RP with friend, go to sleep. I live such an interesting life, ne?

And now, because personally I LOVE these things, here are a bunch of one-liners that I thought up when I was bored. There's a lot of them... a LOT. And any writers out there who are looking for a good comeback for their char to say can feel free to use them as they want. I'd be honored, especially if you sent me a link to it to I can laugh at seeing soemthing I thought up used as a witty comeback soemwhere!


I want peach pie… with apples!

Zawhatta?

Um…. Is ‘I don’t know’ a valid answer?

To the MOOOON!

Technically, I don’t believe that’s even possible…. Or moral….

‘Kinda’ is NOT a yes or no answer!

I’ll sic my pet rock on you!

No, I wasn’t listening; is that a problem?

My headphones are magical. They enable me to tune out the annoying power of assholes.

Wait a sec; I need to write myself a note to never listen to you again…

You consider THAT ‘small’?

I am burned by the cuteness…. Burning…. Burning… GAHHH, MY EYES!

Nah, I’d rather torture this little stick figure eternally….

In what context did you expect that to work the way you planned…?

Wow, bad ideas come in dumb packages….

Death isn’t a bad thing… when it happens to people you don’t like.

Yay, I am so enthused I’m gonna go fall asleep on the couch.

In my world, everyone exists; they just all exist to serve me.

When do we get to the point where I get to gouge people’s eyeballs out with random pointy objects?

Friggen Flyin’ banana skins!

The enemy of my enemy is just another goddamn freakin’ enemy!

Holy freakin’ mother of shit!

Reality is highly overrated.

I’m gonna go home and stare at the walls or sumthin….

Wow…. It really CAN stick to the ceiling….

Y’know, it’d be better all around to never ask me that again.

Since when have I been helpful?

Water burns me… just like sunlight, and cute things, and everything I conveniently hate.

Why should I help when I know you’ll do it anyway?

Time to… WRITE ON PEOPLE WITH SHARPIE MARKER!

Yesterday is a forgotten tomorrow

I WANNA GOOOOOooo…. Huh?

I scream for joy… No really, I do. I don’t care if my face is completely straight; I’m f-cking SCREAMING for damn JOY!

If I make a sound like a snore, that means you’re boring me and you should stop talking.

PILLOWS!

Hehe… chicken!

‘Parental Advisory’ usually advises parents to stay out of the room while the music is playing.

Y’know, if aliens came to the earth a million years from now and listened to our music…. They’d think we were a pretty messed up species.

A picture is worth a thousand words… although THAT one is worth mostly swear words.

Nope…. Not happening… ever.

In a three dimensional world of nothingness, how can you possibly know what way is up?

Killing two birds with one stone invokes PETA.

I wanna wear a funny hat and dance on the lawn with a lightning rod… in a storm!

What brought this on?

Is there a world threatening disease spreading that I don’t know about…?

Lemme guess, we’re all gonna die a horrible, screaming death?

In the world of today, everything is possible…. And I just now learned to regret that….

Damn, I missed vital organs….

Do I LOOK like I can walk through walls?

I gotta tell ya, if I could see through inanimate objects, I’d be making a lot more money than I am now.

Lesse; spikes, horns, claws, and teeth? My kinda monster!

I can fllllllllly! …Or not! -Thud-

You wanna catch their attention? Spin something shiny on a stick.

Caffeine: The Dull Person’s Gateway Into Madness

Greetings, I come from the town of Sane!

I’ve looked at it from every angle, and I still say that that’s just disgusting.

Nylon socks and a waxed tile floor: transportation for the lazy person.

In all definitions of the word, I see nothing that would make that sentence make sense.

Oh, look, a cute little animal…. Let’s kill it!

On a boring day, do something constructive. On a constructive day, do something destructive!

Do I hear courtesy? You must be straining your last brain cell!

Ooooh, it can think!

…You know, out of all the things I could’ve been expecting, THAT was not one of them….

Maybe if you asked nicely…?

Let’s paint it pink!

When in doubt, stare blankly until something comes to you.

I never thought I would be DEAD, no.

Wait; reiterate that!

Oh, so THAT’S what that thing is for….

I choose at selective random.

Light cannot shine without darkness.

A day without sunlight is…. Dark out.

I fail to see the motivation.

Finishing our sentences is always helpful.

A rock has many uses, but my favorite is to throw.

Duuuuuh, I dunno…

Why do I always have to do it?

You suck!

Joy

And that’s the way my dreams are flattened

You take my word that fire is hot, now?

I will so enjoy kicking your ass when this is all over.

Can I get a ‘H-ll yes!’

Insanity is just a term the deluded use to describe the truth.

That’sa waker-upper.

I have decided to be boring today, so please stop talking with me if you value your own mental safety.

Keep that look; I want blackmail footage later.

It’s a fake sticky eyeball, what’s NOT to love?

I don’t like the term ‘zoning out’. ‘Contemplating the abyss’ sounds so much more productive.

Is it supposed to do that?

Spontaneous combustion is beginning to look preferable.

Right now I’m wondering why I bothered to ask your opinion.

Look, a scribble! Lets sign our name and sell it for a million bucks!

Killing is not a contemporary way to make new friends.

Ohsothat’swhatthatlongbaratthebottomofthekeyboardisfor…

My wallet lives on money. Feed the wallet!

And you think that earns you my respect…?

Yeah, and I wish you were dead, so what?

You seriously need a mint.

The grass needs mowed! I think someone just tried to hide a dead body in our front lawn!

That didn’t USED to be there….

I dunno, either. I just do what the gnomes tell me to.

Of all the things that could’ve been said, you had to come up with THAT…!

What clued you in to that little fact?

I speak Dorkus.

No, I charge to correct idiots. That’ll be ten bucks.

F-ck the contestants. I win!

IIIII liiiike unessccessary letttttersssssss…

Well, that was entirely out of context.

If you stop harping on it, it might just go away!

I make learning fun.

I just thought you’d like to hear of my stupidity.

I am not weird…! I am eccentric!

That’s nice…. Now please excuse me while I go wipe my brain of such images.

Violence is not the answer! It’s the means to get one!

Somewhere in the world a field of butterflies burned at that statement.

Do you EVER shut up?

Beep…beep….beep… BOOM!

Sticking a large needle through my nose, while possibly my level of insane, is NOT what I consider something I’d be prone to doing.

I am not awake!
I say lets pour whipped crème on ‘im and throw him into a pit of jello.

All signs point to ‘F--CK no’!

Can’t you see I’m attempting to ignore you?

Wait, how can you deny something you can’t even remember?

Fun and pointless things make the world go ‘round.

I’ve never heard so many swear words in a coherent sentence.

Looks like someone got into the wrong chemical…

I must hug the poofy!

Just because it runs away doesn’t mean you have to blow it up.

My brain has been blinded by the implications.

I prefer to use big words so the intelligence-deprived portions of humanity are unable to infer my insinuations.

I’m sorry; it’s a force of habit.

All things come in fuzzy…. You just haveta find the right mold.

Flammable materials are my friends.

I’d like a cheeseburger plain, please…. with the cheese.

Are you quite ready to listen to sanity, now?

I’ll…. Friction off your skin with a nail file!

The day I listen to you is the day I lose my self-respect.

It’s not serious until there’s blood spilt… then it’s serious FUN.

Go ahead; ignore me. I’ll just fling potato chips at you until you die.

I think my reality check bounced.

If I say that my tongue’ll go numb.

Think we’ll get a personal phone call about it?

Blinking is not an answer

An entire leg of pork is not what I consider a ‘snack’.

Complain again and you’ll find out.

No, I do not want fries with that!

Go to hell… and bring back bacon!

Never mind, I don’t think my sanity could handle it.

You need a chicken suit to go with that girly scream?

Tell me about it when you can speak without laughing.

Just because the world hates you doesn’t mean you can’t have fun paying it back.

That sounds like a personal problem.

On second thought, I don’t think that’s a good idea.

Your timing is equivalent to being stabbed by a fork… repeatedly.

Hugging you would be against my moral standards.

Does it really matter right now?

Hey, the world is gonna blow up, isn’t that great?

I’ll believe that when the chickens reveal alien life in the universe.

Vent your anger on me! I deserrrve ittttt!

Just know that I hate you as of this moment.

Less talk, more diabolical evil!

Getting it myself would involve unwanted physical movement.

Heaven is a day without moronic questions.

You just keep tightening down that cap, don’t ya?

They make it sound so complicated…

I’d hire you if you weren’t so primitive.

I’m not sure what he said, but the tone in which he said it makes me suspicious.

How can I help you if you won’t shut up?

I wish, but those types of things just don’t happen without significant blackmail.

You go through the things, that look like those other things, and then you say that thing….

I would consider it insulting if you DID understand me.

If I gave a crap I would probably not be laughing my ass off.

That came out so much better than I had expected…

Well… there goes my twenty bucks….

And we PAID for this!

That would have been intelligent had you not said it with that expression….

If I KNEW I wouldn’t be asking you, now, would I?
Wait, why am I asking you, anyway?

That little red beeping light means something’s wrong and you should fix it.

Which odds do you think would sound better?

Hit me with it again and it’s going up your ass.

That classifies as clear?

Even if I could understand you, the answer would be no.

Begone, foul demon-spawn!

I find it sorely lacking in any form of glee or joyful feelings.

I find it suspiciously crunchy.

I am suddenly afraid to declare myself bored…

If I agree with you will I get out of having to do it?

Let’s all just conveniently forget this ever happened, right?

Looks like you got run over by a four-ton dung beetle with a full load.

Perhaps we should buy stock in Kleenex?

It looks totally wrong…. And I love it!

Good job! Have a cookie!

Maybe if they poke their eyes out they’ll be ready to listen.

Hey, that was my favorite frying pan!

Next time, hit it a little harder. I don’t think the imprint of your face is clear enough yet.

You expect me to care?

Apparently, my interpretation differed from yours.

Please stop crushing me with your ass.

Fear me, for I obey the crayon-people.

I use only three words to describe you, and none of them are good.

The blinding flash informed me quite well that I will never be allowed to forget this moment.

Even in mortal peril, you just never let it go, do you?

Isn’t that a little unproductive?

My virus blocker got a virus….

Cleanliness is not a world plague that ‘must be stopped’!

If it were happening to anyone else it would be hilarious.

Care to say that again? Oh, but this time keep in mind which of us is holding the crowbar.

You run like a headless chicken on crack.

I’d choke you, but I’d have to take five baths.

The creepy undead bunny doll is pointing at me again.

I get the feeling that’s supposed to mean something…

This is all well and good, but perhaps I need medical attention?

I’d sleep on it, but I don’t think I’d get a good rest….

Very clever. Now how are we going to stop the raging demon?
It’s not like you have a word bubble over your head or anything.

Stabbing people with pencils is not office work.

Nor is stapling people to the wall considered contemporary art.

Are you sure that’ll be effective?

Just cue me when the time comes to run screaming out of the room.

He finds a revolving door confusing; what makes you think he’d understand that?

Will I get paid for that?

Sorry, I still have will to live.

That knowledge brings whole new levels of wisdom I never knew existed.

This is my idea of fun!

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to eat it or set it on fire…

Pop a stitch, why don’t ya?

Just because it’s brightly colored doesn’t mean it can’t kill you.

Never on a full stomach.

Don’t rush me; I’m making a decision.

It’s squishy and comfortable; therefore, I care not what it is.

Sharing for me is giving someone else the wrapper.

Kick me harder, why don’tcha?

Open the doors to your mind and shut the ones to your mouth.

Why are you staring at a blank screen again?

If life were a game I’d die on the first level.

Kicking ass, old school.

Of course I’m not angry. I just have this fiery halo around me for the hell of it!
I’m gonna haul ass before I fall on it.

Don’t I feel like the invisible one?

My name is unimportant… so much so that I have forgotten it.

Aiming to make me deaf, now?

NO, I’m NOT…. Oh wait, I am…

I feel as if I’m eating dog food.

Ask me again in five seconds. The answer might change.

You look like a deranged cat mauled you.

Be all high on yourself like that.

Get off your high horse before the sucker throws ya.

I’m weird and you’re an idiot… let’s team up!

Why fear hell when you’re immortal?

Over a hundred choices and none of them good enough….

It speaks to me, and it tells me you’re ugly.

‘Kitty’ will rip your eyes out.

Very interesting…. Or it would be if I were a socially deprived recluse with nothing better to listen to.

Forget fair, I want it all!

‘Painless’ is filled with pain, now?

Yes, because I so enjoy explaining simple things to idiots.
Is the water supposed to flow upwards?

I’m surprised you caught that.

Isn’t that super fuzzy wonderful?

Say it in a squeaky voice this time.

Give me a minute to laugh my ass off.

I care for the sole reason that I’ll get something out of it.

Let me explain exactly why that should never happen.

I’ll address the problem when you tell me where you want it.

Oh good, I thought you were talking to yourself for a moment there.

Um… maybe I wasn’t as sure as I thought.

It is the illustrious color of week old puke.

You’re not desperate or nothing, huh?

Actually, I stopped listening to you as soon as you began talking.

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

News flash! Toast is toasted!

I’m just a cold, heartless b-tch… care to warm me?

Peanut butter rules my soul.

Vanity will get your face smashed in with a rusty hammer.

Name one time that you ever succeeded without my help.

Okay, who’s the assigned voice of reason for this venture!

Are you saying physical harm is prohibited?

I wish I knew….

I need special asshole-vision goggles.

No, I put him out of his misery, there’s a difference.

Did the microwave explode or is that your new hairstyle?

Amazing what you can do with jellybeans these days….

My eyes are big because I’m trying to make up for your squinting.

I consider that a Technicality.

Oh look, a flying monkey…. I didn’t tell them to go out today!

Now would be the time to pray for someone to save us, huh?

What am I gonna do with a soggy rodent?

I think it’s dead now, don’t you?

--Are you guys dead yet? No... Okay! Well, listen to this!


In-Progress:

SparkPlug
Status- Half-Finished
Priority Level: 10/10

Realization: Ignorance
Status: On Hiatus
Priority Level: 4/10

Requiem
Status: On Hiatus
Priority Level 6/10

Unreal: Resurgence
Status: On Hiatus
Priority Level: 3/10

In the Eye Of a Pale Storm
Status: On Hiatus
Priority Level: 1/10

Planned Future Fics:

Avant-Garde: Continuing her dimension hopping adventures -much to her charign-, Jess finds herself where else but stuck with more aliens! But not just any aliens... but a tall, snack loving kind... Oi, this is gonna be a long few days...

Royal Blue: After a freak storm that causes massive floods over much of the city, Dib goes out to explore to discover... Tak? What the-?


Fear my powers...

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Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
Where Do Smeets Come From? by andalitebandit-6 reviews
What happens when the lock on Zim's emotions comes undone? Warning: ZADR and Mpreg
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,461 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Spirited Away 2: The goddess of light! by Atrum.Decor reviews
Chihiro goes back to the Spirit World again and sees Haku with another girl. A very pretty girl. What happens when Chihiro finds something out about herself? That she's not just a human. And she's more powerful then anyone could ever imagine..
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,141 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/18/2004
Restitution by Lael Adair reviews
1 The act of restoring to the rightful owner something that has been taken away, lost, or surrendered. 2 The act of making good or compensating for loss, damage, or injury. 3 A return to or restoration of a previous state or position. -complete-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,281 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
MagiMagikarp! by DarkFlameWarrior reviews
Kelvin has always wanted to get away from home. His parents, who see him as an incompetent idiot, and don't love him at all, have held him back from a Pokemon journey for two years. He finally gets to go, but starts off with a Magikarp.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,289 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005
The Happy Smiley Dib Show by V the Happy Lurker reviews
Welcome to the end of trilogy. Thrill as Gaz goes on a rip roaring campaign of VENGEANCE! Squee in terror as Zim slips even further into MADNESS! Vomit in disgust as V stuffs EVEN MORE stupid movie spoofs into one fic! And, yes, there will be slash!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,102 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Zim, Dib
When Up Becomes Down by HiddenAllusion reviews
Response to the Cold Shoulder Challenge: Hermione and Snape find themselves in a situation that they never would have dreamt possible. When they have only themselves to rely on, things change. AU since HBP. Work in Progress
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,651 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Somewhere Out There by thejennamonster reviews
UPDATED! Sequel to You Only Live Twice. It wasn't even their war to fight, so what did it matter whether they lived or died?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Dib
Souvenirs by Senri reviews
When Zim left earth he took a few things to remember it by. This is it, kids.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,378 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Maybe He Knows What It's Like by sheikgohanfreak reviews
Gaz is going through tough times with no one there for her, but can she discover someone who's in the same circumstance? ZAGR!, but don't worry, there is plenty of Dib! Better explenations inside !CHAPTER 19 UP! I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 12/11/2003 - Gaz, Zim
Glass Wings by abovetheruins reviews
In a world where Earth has been ravaged by the Irkens, and humans are kept as slaves, Gaz finds herself belonging to the very person who betrayed her. ZAGR. DISCONTINUED.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,902 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Zim, Gaz
Da'tou's Story (11-05-12 NOT DEAD YET!) by Blackdawn-70631 reviews
Da'tou, accidently born on Earth was left with a human family by her dying Mother. Now, she is a young adult that has caught the attention of a hunter named Gr'it-in from her Yautja species and, Human assassins.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,212 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 11/16/2003
Paint the Skies with Acid Rain by M i s s. CANDYcancer reviews
We could see it in his eyes, and it almost scared us. Over the years ever since Zim had received a call from his leaders, he had changed. Now he was out for vengance. The odds are against us. We'll never pull it off. It's hopeless. One word: Assassination
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2005
A Light Within the Darkness by SeraphimK reviews
Devi is walking home one night when she realizes she's being stalked. Soon after she finds herself in the home of no other than Johnny C... NnyDevi
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,525 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Unfathomed Riches by Vixen2004 reviews
Espio would sooner eat his own weight in glass than help a member from Team Rose. But when Chaotix find themselves wrapped up in Cream's own struggle with her past, they have no other choice but to help her.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Cream/Cheese
What A Mad World We Live In by IndigoClockwork reviews
Oneshot. I control a world that thrives on order, yet I am the thing that threatens it the most...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Dreamscape 2: The Chaos Factor by Imperfection07 reviews
[Sequel to Dreamscape: Light and Darkness.] It turns out the Warrior's work isn't finished by a longshot. [COMPLETED!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,396 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Shadow - Complete
Under Glass by lies-d reviews
AU fic. Dib is Irken a clone created by Professor Membrane. He finds himself trapped with Zim in Membrane's research lab in what was supposed to be a short test study. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Complete
Genesis Zero by CrimsonMistress reviews
On a space lab, Human, Predator and Xenomorph will unite, along with a group of experimental teens called Genesis Zero, in a desperate fight for survival against the super Genesis One. R&R PLEASE!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,177 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 6/10/2004
Wretched by kauzchen reviews
Pyramid Head & Maria. Understanding his rather disabling predicament was one thing, but thinking that he was now under her jurisdiction was another entirely. She duly deserved to be eaten alive for it.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Pyramid Head, Maria - Complete
Not Another Tallest Love Story by beTa-L reviews
updated! It's the last week before it's decided who will be Tallest. Red or Purple? An evil Council is behind a lot of recent deaths and now they're after one of them. But who? RAPR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,982 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Purple, Red
Going On by Dust Traveller reviews
A question posed to you, is it really hatred when it's all that keeps you alive? If you're all that's left of the human race can you really be called human? When do the lines blur...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,513 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Dib
November Rain by PhantomVarg reviews
On a rainy evening, Devi is attacked while walking home. Nny rescues her, but is terribly wounded from the fight. Reluctantly, Devi drags his unconscious body to her apartment to take care of him. Soon the bond between them begins to rebuild itself...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Morning Light by Dark Cosmos reviews
Alexa Woods, becomes introduced into the world which her savior had come from. Lionasha becomes her only sanity. FINALLY UPDATED AFTER A YEAR OFF...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,506 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 8/28/2004
Tall by Penname wa Silver B reviews
One night while hard at work on REAL SCIENCE, Professor Membrane gets an interesting transmission...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Prof. Membrane
Fox Warrior by katklaws reviews
A strange kit has been found in the forest without scent of a clan or even cats. What secrets could the young creature be harboring? And who will become her greatest enemy: cats from other clans or the ones that've been by her side the whole time?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006
Alienated! by Penname wa Silver B reviews
Determined to get rid of Dib once and for all, Zim plots the perfect irony: He turns Dib into an Irken. However, Zim has now saved Dib's life and taken him in, for reasons even he doesn't understand. Finished.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,077 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Xenophobia by Betryal reviews
Zim is Tallest. Gaz is carrying the first IrkenHuman Hybrid. Red is struggling against memories that haunt him. Skoodge is trying to help Sara adjust to her new life. Fear is spreading. xThird in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Past Revisited by Lashana Inferno reviews
Three years have passed since Erica and Kaeli went their separate ways. Now, Kaeli's back in civilization. With evil afoot, a dragon hiding in the house, a boyfriend, a cat, and Halloween fast approaching, will the girls ever figure out what's going on?
Dragon Heart - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,492 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 6/6/2003
Journal of The BatGirl by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
Hailey returns as the Neighbor from 779, journaling her account with Nny in the second part to my series. Last Chapter of part 2 is Up, along with some fun extras. Like a DVD bonus feature, only not.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Johnny C.
Torn Together by Betryal reviews
A prank leaves Red and Purple stuck on earth with Zim. They become tangled in an age old plot to destroy all Irkens. A plot that involves Gaz and her deceased mother.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Red, Purple
Night:Shade by Rethtales reviews
Old title: I Will Not Let Them. Night, an Irken military scientist, is assigned to give the traitor Tak a slow and painful death, but Night's past can't stay buried forever . . . she has no idea what she's in for. Much violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Tak, Dib - Complete
I am the Enemy by Sideos reviews
Dib pushes Zim over the edge, and so Zim delivers Dibs worst nightmere apone him. He makes Dib his own worst enemy. Is not for people who don't watch the news...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,931 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
How I Conquered The Earth by B. C. Schiele reviews
Zim gets some help from a fellow student who's had enough of Earth. What will happen if this human succeeds in HIS own evil plans? Chapter 26 & 27 up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,061 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Zim
Doom, Destruction and a schizophrenic SIR unit by redhotchilipepper28 reviews
On hiatus until I fix it.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
CIL: Created Irken Life form by Remliss Nadie reviews
A normal girl's life is changed forever when she meets a strange new kid at skool and becomes obsessed with finding the answers to his secrets. Dib claims he's an alien, but believeing him and investigating only brings more trouble than she can handle.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,622 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/7/2003
Defects and Traitors by Sideos reviews
An insane Irken escapes from a maximum securaty ward under mysterious circumstances and heads for earth. OC but no Marysue, I made sure of that. Quite dark in some places, especially first chapter and last chapter.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
The Underground War by LadyMaundrell reviews
Back on track! It's AUish. I don't want anything to do with this team anymore! the guardian roared. Sonic and Tails gawked at their friend. What about Freight? We can't stop him without you! That's none of my concern anymore. RnR
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
The War: Not Won by spider pie reviews
Being a monarch is not an easy task, especially if you are the ruler of the former Irken Empire. Cowritten with Butterfly Stomper.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2006
Strange Feeling in the Pit of One's Squeedlyspooch by Wandering Namekian reviews
Just a little story of doom, etc. Gaz is going to destroy Dib, and something is wrong with Zim's squeedlyspooch. Ships term used very loosely are ZAGR and GADR Gretchen and Dib, not Gaz and Dib, living in Georgia, I see enough incest. Chapter 4 is up.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Zim, Gaz
Predator: Return to Earth by Raptor-Chick reviews
The sequel to Birth of a Hunter. Matt returns to Earth for Celia's 18th birthday and discovers how much they have changed. He also discovers how hard it is to not solve problems Yautja style. Rated for language and violence. FINISHED!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,838 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
The Twoleg Warrior by Glacierclaw reviews
A girl named Cathan Slone is suddenly turned into a cat. She leaves her home and goes into ThunderClan camp where they give her the name Glacierpaw. But what happens when she discovers that her secret could save the Clan?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,459 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Defender of the Future by GTK reviews
Book 1 of the Tidesinger Trilogy. I came back to upload this after many years. Someone informed me that it was being stolen. Do not contact me for permission to use this, as it never has been, nor ever will be, given.
Ecco the Dolphin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,308 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2005
Pocket Monsters by Lashana Inferno reviews
When a shopping trip turns up pocketsized Alien and Predator characters, it's up to Lashana and Telca to figure out who's been shrinking people.... before THEY become the next featured product!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 4/17/2004
The Rise Of The Black Queen by James Jago reviews
The Queen of Spades has an eye on the vacant Throne of Wonderland. Alice has no intention of letting that pass, and whether he likes it or not, her new boyfriend Jeremy is along for the ride!
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005
Whisper by xThe nova is overx reviews
People who are different from what we, as mere humans, perceive as normal are always considered as insane. Difference is not insanity. However, ignorance may be bliss...Full summary inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005
And the Chorus Swells! by Growly Genet reviews
Something strange is causing everyone in the universe to break out into song! Can they find a way to stop it before the cosmos is one giant musical?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 8/21/2005
From Human To Irken 2: Silenced Time by Magui90 reviews
Our only hope are two young siblings who must go back to the past. But what relationship do they share with Gaz and Zim? AU more summary within, Don't Read if you HATE ZAGRDATR Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,580 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Complete
The Zapdos' Journey by Zai Redwinters reviews
When a teenage boy's prototype game console accidentally electricutes him after contracting a strange virus, he finds himself in a very different world, in a very different form... CHAPTER 2 HAS BEEN ADDED!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005
AVP: Hero by dahdtoudi reviews
A young girl and her family are attacked by aliens, the girl is saved by a predator, growing up she never forgets her great hero. She becomes an alien hunter and meets up with her hero later on. COMPLETED!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,573 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
The Sad, Sad Tale of Rekki by Naturally High reviews
Hmmm. . .What is this fic about? Horribly random stuff, that's what! It will probably include cookie dough, Banana Man, penguins, fire, flying whales, and lotsa swears! And, of course, Zim and Gir! NO romance! Just madness! I LIKE MADNESS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005
Metanoia by J. Random Lurker reviews
ZADF, Season Two inclusive. New Chapter. Zim and Dib are getting nowhere. The war is getting old for both of them, and the truth remains unspoken. One instant of realization could change everything, but is it already too late?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/5/2004
Sketches by Debbie Dai-chan reviews
An Echidna's thoughts on his friend.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005
Does Your Soul Define Who You Are by Silvermoonlight GJ reviews
When your stranded in the deepest darkest region of space with only a hunter by your side. You come to realize who your true friends and enemies really are.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 156,992 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Human, Predator/Yautja - Complete
Janus by Roach Patrol reviews
Dib indulges in a little science project: what happens when an irken gets a dose of human DNA? And the results change everything, forever.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Hunted by Invader Kai reviews
Kai, a wanted jail escapee and Assasin hiding out on earth, discovers that she isnt able to hide any longer. When a past friend and betrayer shows up with a plan that will buy her freedom, she has to decide wether to trust him, along with dealing with a v
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005
Complex by ajremix reviews
Before they became the Tallests they had to grow. Chapter 5: Even Footing. The invasion is at a stand still. Trading a life for a life.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
Boy Meets Alien part II by lies-d reviews
Zim must deal with the consequences of his and Dib's earlier. . .mistake. (ZADR and ZAKR)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,325 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 4/19/2004
Immunity by rueyeet reviews
Only Dib can solve the mystery of the countless murders that are plaguing the city. Will he live to tell the tale?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2005
Better Off Dead by Tacomaster reviews
That's what Dib is, better off dead...Zim has taken over, and Gaz & Gir are, ah, helping him. Gaz's POV. Sequel to Taco Fic Please r&r, flames welcome. ON TEMP. HIATUS
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Gaz, Zim
Past and Present by SilverPhoenix-21 reviews
Old memories begin to creep in on Tallest Purple. He discovers he means more to the Irken Empire than he thought.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,289 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
Competition by ScreamingTemporalDoom reviews
A new power is ascending in the deep darkness of space. A power that wants to supplant even the Irken Empire. Will they succeed? [COMPLETE]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,572 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
Tampered Lives by Whispatchet reviews
[COMPLETE]Red and Purple are swept from office by the mysterous Sleet, but there is more to the story than a usurper of the throne. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Purple, Red - Complete
Dreams of a Dark Apocalypse by SMNMX reviews
When the Irken thief X becomes trapped in a hideous failed experiment and banished to Earth, it becomes his mission to find the scientist who created the machine and gain revenge against those that did this to him... the Almighty Tallest.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24/2005
Lateralus by Solain Rhyo reviews
A story about Adele Rousseau and what would have happened if she hadn't been impregnated by a facehugger. Wandering the pyramid, she faces the same dilemma as Lex ... is the enemy of her enemy truly her friend?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo reviews
Sequel to Surviving This. In the aftermath of the the pyramid, Lex finds herself on another hunt, and must prove her worth not only to the predators, but to herself as well. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,326 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
SCHOOL DANCE OF DOOM! by InvadingAngel reviews
The school decides to hold a mandatory school dance where they choose you’re partners. A certain alien and a hero’s sister get paired together and have no choice but to go together, what will happen when to being who couldn’t hate each other more get stuc
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,198 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
send suggestions for title by ThrillerGirl13 reviews
Two female technicians and communications officers are sent to help the Tallests with their malfunctioning paks, but something more happens when the technicians fall for their Almighty Tallests.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 10/6/2004
Thirteen years later by Blahsblah2001 reviews
Ha. Love. Zim doesn't know the meaning of the word. One hint of a message from his leaders and he's gone. He wouldn't even stay for the baby...I FINALLY FINISHED THIS! WOOT!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,746 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005
Truth and Consequences by SilverPhoenix-21 reviews
Tak crashes back into Earth. Zim finds out his mission is a lie. What will they do now? one-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
Tak's Revenge by Foxwing reviews
Tak is back, but this time it is about revenge... Meet my chracters; Kat, Tera and Zag as they join Tak against Zim. But something unexpected happens... (ZADF and ZA)R) My second fanfic, so yay R & R please! Chapter 6 now up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004
Our War by Sisterhood of the Perverse reviews
Alternating points of view between the Queen and one of the predators as they cross paths in what will become a climatic struggle in the depths beneath Antarctica ...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005
Labyrinth by Bootstrap Begley reviews
After getting a mistaken job at the pet store Zim meets Creeta, a girl who visits the smaller animals each and every day. But now they are stuck in a labyrinth from Creeta's favorite book. And even she doesn't know the way out.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Eternal Flame by SilverPhoenix-21 reviews
Sidestory to Past & Present. Takes place while Len and Mek are still living together, plus my own little spin on Irken mythology.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2005
Hunter's Quest by CassieKnight reviews
We know how Lex saw and felt the events during the time in the pyramid...but what did Scar think and how did he see it all fold out? The AvP movie based on Scar's side of things from beginning to end...Rating for language and icky images please R&R Co
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,385 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Nameless by Teh Neko reviews
Chris doesn't know where she's going and why he's chasing her. In fact, neither of them even know why they're there. Involves Pyramid Head, you know you're interested! :D The first chapter is my note to you. Leaning towards a one-shot.
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
It's My Baby by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
*COMPLETED!* Based on my Crystal Version! After a night of accidental drinking, Aquamarine ends up pregnant, with Lightning as the father! What will Aqua do? What CAN she do? Rated for alcoholic use and cursing. And be nice! This was my first story, okay?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,562 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Complete
Defective by HeartsRekindled reviews
An Irken ex-military General and her protégé are stationed on Earth, creating new struggles for both Zim and Dib.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/12/2005
Musical Desires by Magui90 reviews
OOC and AU Gaz needs someone to go with her to a Rave, who better than to bring an alien boy such as Zim? What starts as a friendly outing becomes a heated dance. Very Long and Complete
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
Predator:Birth of a hunter by Raptor-Chick reviews
A nearly dead Predator is discovered by 2 young humans. Later, on his way home he has to deal with the problem of hitchhikers... Rated for language and violence.FINISHED!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,744 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
From Human to Irken by Magui90 reviews
Zim has business on Irk which Gaz seems interested in. Who would expect Gaz to sneak on his ship and disguise herself as an Irken? ZAGR and AU not to mention confusing Read at own Risk
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Complete
Mischief Night by Squidgal reviews
Autumn leaves are not the only things falling to earth on a very warm October night. A young troop of Predators witness an annual rite prompting one of them to join in the fun. Read and have fun!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
The Little Hunter by Kyn reviews
This story was my very first fic, is bad, and has been DISCONTINUED. Read for killer, small, fluffy, white alien monster making friends with Predators and kicking alien ass!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,155 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004
Honor in Blood by Solain Rhyo reviews
Traitor to the yautja, Machiko took up residence on a backwater planet. Content with her new existance, she finds her peace disturbed by a Hunter she's never met ...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2005
A Tender Moment by Pacce reviews
What if the Alien Queen hadn't popped up at the end of AvP and spoiled the mood. Romantically orietnd wackiness ensues. PG-13 for violence that is not to be taken seriously and a scene of swearing.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2005
X13 by Raptor-Chick reviews
A scientist creates a perfect melding between Xenomorph and human. He uses her as an assassin, but what happens when she realizes what he has done to her? I suck at summaries, the story is much better! There will be swearing and gore later. FINISHED!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Complete
Surviving This by Solain Rhyo reviews
To ensure her survival within the pyramid, Lex must now learn to trust both of the hunters in order to outwit and outlive their prey. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,141 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Warrior by BenMused reviews
The story continues DIRECTLY after AVP ended. Chapter Ten: A horrible discovery forces Lex to rethink her standing in the battle. Thus is the life of a Warrior. Lex's POV.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,699 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Unusual Friendship by FluffyLoveKitty reviews
Ki's the new girl in class. At first, she thinks that Zim's just mean...but when they're assigned as partners for a skool project, they start to develop respect for each other...and maybe something more..? Meh...I dunno...;;; [COMPLETE]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,126 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Complete
Between Heroes by Green Hat reviews
Sonic bounces, Tails forgets… After the ARK incident the one left grieving may be the last anyone would expect.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Knuckles - Complete
Predators Vs Tremors by Bastet1023 reviews
The Predators are on a Hunt in Prefection Valley and find that a new foe is in town, and it may be them who is the prey. FINISHED
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004
Phases by Obsidian Blade reviews
Caught in a burning stable, a young horse finds himself doing anything to escape. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Retribution by Aurora-cs reviews
Even heroes have time to think, especially when life is slipping away. Sonic's thoughts during 'Resolution'.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
Dragonite by JoeyDK87 reviews
Bruised and battered, a Dragonite wakes up to a cruel fate.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005
Twisted Hierarchy by Obsidian Blade reviews
Fighting in the finals, a Rattata comes up against its natural nemesis. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Waiting by Stilla reviews
In the aftermath of Perfect Chaos's attack on Station Square, Amy realizes that she never truly told Sonic how she felt about him. Will she be able to do so despite her fear of rejection?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2004
Dream a Little Dream to Save Me by dead-end-moon-angel reviews
My 1st Fanfic; When everything goes wrong for Zim, he turns to a recurring dream, and something's wrong with Gaz. Eventual ZAGR, R&R pretty please, no flames...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,997 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 8/9/2004
Dreamscape: Light and Darkness by Imperfection07 reviews
Getting grounded for something I didn't do was one thing, but getting thrown into SA2 right before the Master Emerald shatters is really quite another. Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Complete
Just One of Those Days by Lashana Inferno reviews
It's a normal day until Xelas the Beastmaster comes looking for Xellos. And of course, you can't expect Lashana to take this sitting down.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Complete
Other side of the coin by Lashana Inferno reviews
Just a short ficclet that I Lashana wrote up during a bout of Writers Block.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Complete
The Masks We Wear by Lacey reviews
We all wear masks. Tallest Red is no exception. Chapter 10: Batteries Not Included
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,752 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003
Two Guys and a Smeet by The Invader Androgynous reviews
Purple finds an abandoned egg and sticks it in his pouch, intending to take it to the smeetery. Unfortunately for him, he forgets it's there until it hatches and he ends up stuck with it. Trouble begins when Red decides it's time to say bye-bye to baby.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,822 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003
Something Unexpected by thirty2flavors reviews
In a bid for shelter during a storm, Zim and Gaz get in a fight - one that ends rather unusually. Set in highskool, narrated through Gaz's eyes. One-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2003 - Complete
The Elf and the Digimon by Lashana Inferno reviews
Yes! It's finally here! The telling of how Blackwargreymon and Lashana first met! And of course, you know that a story of an Elf being thrown into the Digital World is going to be interesting. Especially when that Elf is Lashana. *COMPLETE*
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete
Arigato by Lashana Inferno reviews
A surprising look into Xellos' thoughts about Lashana. Xellos' POV
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete
All This for a Clone? by Lashana Inferno reviews
Ah the insanity never ends. Seems that someone's gone and made a clone of Telca. Why? Gods only know. But it's up to Lashana and a small gang of Harem Guys to go save it from....the Predacons!
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,740 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 4/17/2002
Destined Meetings by Lashana Inferno reviews
When two teenagers get caught up in magick gone awry, they end up getting pulled into an adventure that neither of them could have ever imagined. Was this an accident? Or was it Fate? *complete*
Dragon Heart - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Complete
Dragon Chronicles by Lashana Inferno reviews
Remember that dragon egg that the Guys gave Lashana on Valentine's Day? Well, it hatched with...unexpected results. Follow the insanity as the little basta--er, I mean, as the little darlings grow up in the Palace, causing tons of trouble in the process.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002
*S h a t t e r e d* by MindlesslyDevoted reviews
Impmon finnaly meets a human that doesnt make him want to hurl... but what happens when he realizes he may have feelings for a human girl? And what will he do when he finds out her horrible secret...? Read to find out! *COMPLETE*
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,562 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 11/13/2001 - Complete
It's Easter at the Palace! by Lashana Inferno reviews
Yes folks, it's the first time the Harem has been exposed to the wonders of Easter. Be prepared for an insane Easter Egg hunt, much chocolate and sugar, and the insanity of having Lashana's Parents in the Palace! *completed*
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Complete
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SparkPlug reviews
It has been fifty years since the war, the great war at which the Irken Empire fell and the Humans turned the tables on our kind. Enslaved, downtrodden, beaten into submission, there is only one hope left for the Irken Race... Me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,719 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 3/2/2006
Ignorance reviews
The longawaited Sequal to 'Realization! Dib is dead, Zim is... confused. Shouldn't he be happy? This'll be a long, tormenting night...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Zim, Gaz
Another Day reviews
Gaz reflects on why she is so cold to Dib. Oneshot. Unexpected, to say the least.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Gaz - Complete
Two Months of Pizza reviews
Gaz makes a deal with Dib, but after the fact, will she find that her half of the bargin isn't as worth it as she thought? Oneshot, written via insanity.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Realization reviews
The dreams were too much, they seemed to be trying to tell him something... He wakes to the light of the full moon, and as he looks into it's cold gaze, he comes to a realization. He is tired of it all.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Requiem reviews
Humanity has become nothing but a disease, a plauge sweeping across the face of the earth. It is this that drives her to be what she is, but is her cure the answer? Surprisingly, one lone soul on a journey to become cold may provide an alternative...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Johnny C., Reverend Meat
Awakening reviews
What does one think about, when they have but a few precious minutes left to live? One-shot. Only fuzzy referance to IZ characters.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Unreal: Resurgence reviews
Jessica is now pretty well settled into her new, more adventurous life, but memories are hard to get rid of, and sometimes the call of home can be strong. Plus, there’s something strange going on whenever anyone mentions the Xeno’s…
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,637 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005
Unreal reviews
What happens when the unexpected becomes the expected, when the unreal becomes real? Well, one author is about to find out... when she gets dumped into a universe not her own! COMPLETE
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,444 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
In the Eye of a Pale Storm reviews
She was different, a mutated creature that had never been intended to be relased upon Earth. She could learn, she could read minds, and she knew emotions... this fic has maybe a bare slim chance of ever being completed
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,595 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
To Ashes, To Dust reviews
His great escape at last! But then… failure, quashed dreams… and Illusion. Something is wrong on the Floating Island, but has Yellow joined the right side?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Rebirth reviews
Tessa was a legend in her day, one of the finist trainers... but what happens when the years roll by, and time grasps her in it's clutches?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
Sundrop reviews
Kara’s dream: to become the tournament master! With her faithful friends at her side, a little help from a returning character, and a determined fan… well, anything can happen! But… will she have to give up what’s most important to her in the process?
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
The Shiny Assassin reviews
It was a strange ability, one that no one knew much about. Why was Tessa able to attract Shiny Pokemon like a magnet? Whatever the cause, she’ll follow her heart and rise to the occasion!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004
Song of the Chimeco reviews
Just a quick one-shot I did one day while musing about Chimeco. Kinda fun.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
On Pain of Difference reviews
Six months in the life a a young Absol and his brood... and a look into the fury of the vicious Council that follows them. Made in exactly one day, based on a freaky dream.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
Tear of the Ocean reviews
This is one of my first works, made shortly after the one that had been stolen. Luckily, this one has never been taken to my knowledge. It's basic plotline is about a shining Grovyle who is a key peice in a plot to take over the Grovyle species in the rei
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete