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Joined 12-14-04, id: 720387, Profile Updated: 06-24-12
Author has written 83 stories for Hellsing, Discworld, Sin City, Vertigo, Misc. Comics, Dragon Age, and Avengers.

I never really thought about it, but a while ago someone drew it to my attention that some people expect responses to their reviews. I started posting on ff.net before there was an option to respond to reviews, and I just really don't have the habit. If you'd like a response or if you'd like to ask me a question, I suggest going over to my writing journal and asking or commenting there. All of my latest fics are there before they go anywhere else. There are also fics there that will likely never find their way out of my journal for archiving elsewhere, particularly for Dragon Age because there are just so many of them. (I'm currently really sucking at updating my LJ and DW, but anything before I started writing for Avengers is still over there.)

I do not beta or read fic. I don't read much fic because I have a neurotic fear of accidentally plagiarizing someone else's ideas, and I don't beta because I don't have much time or inclination.

Volutions Titles

Why "Volutions"? Among other things, a volution is an anatomical spiral, a nod to the story that started all this writing, Nautilus. From there, e-volution, con-volution, de-volution, and re-volution in no particular order.

Nautilus: any cephalopod of the genus Nautilus, having a spiral, chambered shell with pearly septa.

Grotesquerie: 1. grotesque character. 2. something grotesque. 3. grotesque ornamental work.

Gargalesis: heavy tickling often leading to laughter.

Haspenald: a teenage boy who is tall, or who has suddenly grown

Anaxiphilia: love for or attraction to unsuitable mates.

Alexithymia: the inability to express feelings with words

Cingulomania: a strong desire to hold a person in your arms [due to the explicit content in Cingulomania, it can only be found on AO3 .]

Basorexia: an overwhelming desire to neck or kiss

Parapraxis: a lapse of memory or a slip of the tongue, usually revealing a hidden thought

Latibule: a hiding place

Mentimutation: the act of changing one's mind

Places to go:

Dreamwidth/LiveJournal: (account: tempus-teapot) mirrored, so you can go to either site. Contains all of my writing for any fandom and a little bit of original writing. There are pieces here that haven't been published anywhere else. Updates only for fic.

tumblr: (account: tempus-teapot) more rapid-fire fannish-related stuff. Includes unwarned penis. That's your warning. I won't be updating that one anymore.

AO3: (account: dreadnot/tempus-teapot) has more of my DA-related writing than ff.net. Particularly the Volutions series, which has M-rated fic that is not here on ff.net as well as a dozen short fics that I haven't put up here.

aff.net: where you can find my M-rated Hellsing fic (sorry, because of ff net's fail, I can't easily link it. There are links in my sidebars on both LJ and DW.)

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Fortune's Fool by Siu Jerk Jai reviews
A mage on a ship brings nothing but ill fortune, or so the saying goes. Isabela has a habit of tempting fate. A post-DA2 tale chronicling the adventures of Captain Isabela and the origin of the Dread Pirate Anders. Rated M for Isabela being Isabela.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,336 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Isabela, Anders - Complete
History is Written by the Storytellers by Malinear reviews
Varric may have finally met his match when Sigrun ends up in Kirkwall on Warden business. This is a collection of drabbles and prompt fills that explore the anything but ordinary relationship between the storyteller and the dead girl.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sigrun, Varric T.
I, Alucard by Degan reviews
Reflections from Alucard’s POV during various times in his life. Spoilers from other fics and the AnimeManga later on. R&R please. Disclaimer: yada yada, Hellsing, Alucard, yada.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 9/22/2004
With Furious Wings by Herrmitts reviews
If any question why we died, Tell them, because our fathers lied...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
War on Life by Xochitl reviews
The Major considers killing and the fine art of devouring food.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2005
Death of a Teacup by Xochitl reviews
If I were a teapot, would you be my little teacup? An exercise in ennui.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005
Postmodern Prometheus by Tazo reviews
There were things man was not meant to meddle with, not meant to know of. But what might force someone to steal fire from the gods? Can love turned to hatred force one to make a deal with the devil?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Musings by Kitsunia reviews
Quick ficlets about the Hellsing characters and their thoughts. 'After all, we’re fanatics just like you...'
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Two Worlds Apart by Lyanna Kane reviews
The martyr. The tyrant. The maiden of steel. He went through three Hellsing masters, and yet one would wonder whether the either managed to tame him… (saga of the 20-21th centuries)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 4/30/2004
Once a Monster by anotherfanwritertoo reviews
One fanfic writer's answer as to why Alucard was tied up for so long in the basement of the Hellsing Mansion. Implied male slash though no sex scene per se. May be disturbing to some.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2005
Promises to Keep by anotherfanwritertoo reviews
Young Integra and Alucard mentally spar. Manga spoilers inside.Dedicated to LJ's vampkitty. Thanks for reading my AxI stuff!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2005
Messy by R. K. Averomono reviews
Ch 7 “When you bring a gift to a lady, it loses it’s meaning if she first has to tell you that she wants a present.”
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,274 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
The Fruit Of Her Womb by Madame Manga reviews
Alucard attends the wedding of Mina Harker's daughter in 1927 and learns who her descendant will be.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2005
Exorcist by BlueMew reviews
“I have only been following God’s orders. I am merely a humble servant with a gift, like all of the rest of my comrades in Section Thirteen.” Manga-based, AU, EnricoIscariot-centric.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005
Fourth by Tazo reviews
He had eluded them for over fifty years, but now they finally had him. Their fourth member. He completed them. And his arrival heralded the end of it all. Birthday fic for Dreadnot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete
Fire in the Blood HS by Tazo reviews
Three hundred and twenty years since the coven sank in the dark. Eighty-five years since the castle of darkness loomed over the land. Fifty-four years since the end of the war that threatened to kill the world, a long dead enemy rises again...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004
Snip Snip by Tazo reviews
They say that we only really tell the truth to three people. Our psychatrist. Our priest. And our barber.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Daring by TeaRoses reviews
Shortly after the war, Alucard encounters Young Walter in the library. A x YW. One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
For the Lady by Thess reviews
In the past, they have fought for their organisations, for their species, and their desire to surpass each other, now Alexander Anderson and Alucard fight over a woman. One shot. Manga ficlet.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Strings by Thess reviews
Angels do not choose to fall from grace, the One they serve do it for them. Very slight Walter x Alucard. One shot. Manga ficlet.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Alucard, Walter - Complete
Portent by Verdot reviews
Challenge fic. Alucard. Walter. Life altering changes. Destiny. Manga-verse. Possible spoilers.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005
Miseria Cantare by vile ville reviews
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so; For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me."
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005
Mantra by Tazo reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. The more things stay the same, the more they change. The butler stares down the soldier. Manga ficlet, spoilers for volume six.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/26/2005
Changed by H.Galore reviews
Musings of a woman. Manga set. Mystery pairing (it's a good thing). First fic. ONE SHOT
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Complete
Codex Argenteus by Thess reviews
In the midst of unsuccessful IscariotHellsing negotiations, an army of undead Goths starts sacking the Vatican and Rome. Slight AndersonxSeras & IntegralxEnrico. Manga Set.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,380 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Complete
Tacit by kitsunelover reviews
Integra bleeds, and Alucard is at a loss. AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
Coming to Terms by Tiger Timberwolf reviews
What might happen if Seras had found a wounded Alexander Anderson after the battle with Incognito? Can an understanding ever be reached? SerasAnderson, set after Episode 13 Epilogue up, COMPLETE!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Complete
Landfall by Degan reviews
A (late) Christmas gift for Thess. Millennium's flight to Brazil. Complete, though edits may occur.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
Little Men in a Big City by deadpenguin reviews
The Nac Mac Feegle visit Ankh to visit their cousin Wee Mad Arthur. Meanwhile, in the city, Tom the blacksmith's apprentice is having a bad day. This is my first FF. R&R PLEASE!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 12/26/2004
Then What Are You? by Degan reviews
Anderson POV. Trouble sleeping after an incounter with a certain vampire. One Shot R&R
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Complete
Blue Rose by XxDragonLasxX reviews
Its my first fic ever! Its a year after the Incognito events, Walter isn't getting any better, so Seras is asked to help him around with his work. A WxS fic, R for language at the moment, mwahaha. Chapter 9 and an Epilogue is up! (complete)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,251 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Complete
Contesting Results by Hellsing Legion reviews
We, the autonomous collective legion, present for your delight and titillation, 35 Hellsing ficlets of various and sundry themes, pairings and characters. Click and be entertained.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,687 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2004
Leonine by shadeshark reviews
PG for being Hellsing dark. Not exactly slash. . . more like adoption. AA.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 11/24/2003
Hang Him Higher by Ichigo Morino reviews
Because Doc has his own demons. – Millennium ficlet –
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/21/2004
Wie Uns by Ichigo Morino reviews
Doc works. Captain watches. An old gramophone plays. - Millennium ficlet -
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/21/2003
Die Schachfiguren by Herrmitts reviews
It is sometimes hard to discern who is more monstrous the one by choice or the one by order. And sometimes harder to decide which is which. A young knight with bloodstained hands. An ageless vampire driven for perverse thrills. MangaBased WxR
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Made Man by Angie4 reviews
Attention all 'Walter' fans, I salute you!! *gives a salute* Heh, how Walter gained Alucard's respect...Review and enjoy please! ^-^
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2002
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Rho, sigma, nitrogen, iota, sulfur reviews
Tony uses Bruce as a late night notepad. Gen.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Deferred reviews
Tony shows an unusual moment of compassion for Bruce. Gen.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Here There Be Dragons reviews
A phrase meant to denote uncharted territories. Collection of ficlets exploring any pairing, all characters, and myriad situations. This week, Poppy Hawke doesn't join the Qun, Alistair says goodbye, and Hawke mourns. Chapters 115-117.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 117 - Words: 24,250 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011
Epithymy reviews
Sometimes as much as you love Wicked Grace night, things just go awry and everyone ends up kissing everyone else. Unexpected and temporary liplocks are the order of business in an otherwise Anders/Fenris series. Volutions 8.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Aceldama reviews
In which Anders delivers babies, stands up to his lover, and kills slavers. Volutions 7.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Latibule reviews
Family issues, ghost ships, curses, prophecies, traps, adventure and dance. Anders and Fenris observe Hawke and Isabela's relationship with each other and Isabela's relationship with her mother while navigating their own rough seas. Volutions 6.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
In the Blood reviews
Modern urban fantasy AU vignettes. Because blood magic and vampirism are just made for each other.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Alexithymia reviews
Planning to take Fenris from Kirkwall, Danarius finds another prize that is easier to pluck. Fenris comes forward as an unexpected leader to retrieve Anders before Danarius can find the best way to use an abomination. Volutions 5
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Basorexia reviews
Stolen kisses are the sweetest. Volutions 5.1, occurs concurrently with chapter 1 of Alexithymia.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Anaxiphilia reviews
Subtitle: Mine to Kill. Returning from Vigil's Keep, Anders and Fenris get an explosive welcome back to Kirkwall. Volutions 4.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Haspenald reviews
Life around mages is never dull, but interesting is not always a positive. Fenris must deal with an Anders who has been magically reverted to 16 years old, hormones intact and Justice gone. Volutions 3.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Cuckoo reviews
Fenris finds himself in the unlikely circumstance of protecting two very young mages. Response to a kmeme prompt for Fenris as a papa wolf.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (M) - Complete
Basilit an reviews
The feline, it was decided, had its role among those of the Qun.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Arishok - Complete
Grotesquerie reviews
A magical mishap has left Anders and Fenris chained together. The lengths they will go to for freedom take them out of Kirkwall and farther than either would want to go. Sequel to Nautilus. Volutions 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,051 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Cradle Call reviews
The last night before Anders' Calling. Hawke/Anders slash
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M)
What I Am Not reviews
AU: Anders wipes the floor with Danarius. Kmeme prompt fill.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Nautilus reviews
Summer heat oppresses Kirkwall, but under Darktown, things grow chilly. When refugees emerge from Darktown with stories of suspicious chokedamp deaths, Fenris and Anders separately investigate and find themselves in trouble together. Volutions 1.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,078 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Fenris, Anders - Complete
Compassion for the Tranquil reviews
AU. If Justice can bring a piece of the Fade to a Tranquil, is there a loophole? f!Hawke/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
In Vino Varric reviews
Written in response to a request for happy drunk!Hawke on his birthday. Kisses for all!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hawke (M) - Complete
Guilt Touches Us All reviews
Response to a fic prompt on LJ. Hawke and companions' moments of guilt.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
I Gave You All reviews
After the choices have been made, the battles fought, and vengeance reaped, then what? The day after the abyss opens.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders - Complete
Hunting the Hunter reviews
AU. In the 1950s Walter is Hellsing's primary weapon. A vampire sets out to see if the Angel of Death is as incorruptible as he thinks. Very AU AxW.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,768 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Walter, Alucard - Complete
Pet reviews
An AU vignette with Walter and Integra, father and daughter, written as a Christmas gift long ago.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Integra, Walter
Everybody Dies reviews
A collection of drabbles centered around the Millennium characters. Chapter 18. Zorin helps the Captain find his appetite.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/28/2004
Release reviews
Who says Alucard wants to be released from his servitude? AxI
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Black Ribbon reviews
Chapter 90 spoilers. Walter-centric. Character death. How do you respond to death by math?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Check reviews
Hellraiser comic canon. It doesn't take a Lemarchand box to open the gates to Hell. Just obsession.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Ten Percent reviews
Transmetropolitan. A brief report by Spider on an edge group in the City.
Vertigo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
This Inconstancy reviews
With no AxW in 1999 pre war Hellsing, when did a Dawn era relationship end and why?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Sweet Dreams reviews
Does your whole life flash before your eyes in those final moments, or just a choice selection? Character death.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
The Cut reviews
Why does Walter wear the ponytail? The answer lies in Walter's 20s. AxW. Yes, slash.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
I Wonder reviews
A brief character study of Integral in extremis.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Complete
Icarus reviews
A series of connected yet standalone vignettes set almost entirely Dawn era with Girlycard and young Walter. Most chapters will have at least implied slash. VIII. Acheron
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,390 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005
Basm reviews
A cautionary tale from Alucard to Walter about happy endings. AxW.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Sol Invictus reviews
After the war, life goes on for those who still have their lives. For those who have lost everything, it's an opportunity to make a new life, or new lives. Dark Walter, AAxI, AU, Manga set.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Heiress reviews
A full moon night. A new vampire and an old one. Parallels and ambiguities. AxSish
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
The Perfect What? reviews
Third in a series of drabble collections, this time focusing on Hellsing's butler, Walter C. Dornez. Various genres and Walters from Dawn to Dark. Spoilers likely. Possibly AU.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/28/2005
Blood Drops reviews
A series of shorts written to explore 100 themes with Dark Walter. Spoilers from vol. 7 forward can be expected. 1.6 Schism
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 10/13/2005
Lazarus reviews
In the middle of war, who thinks of little tidbits of vampire mythology? Millennium does. Butler retrieves an unexpected bonus carelessly discarded by the enemy. Volume 7 spoilers. Light slash.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
No Saints Day reviews
Iscariot drabbles. Alexander Anderson, Enrico Maxwell, Father Renaldo, Yumiko Takagi, and Wolfe Heinkel all have their moments in these short ficlets. Some spoilers, all genres.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Sins and Shots reviews
Hellsing Preacher crossover. Cassidy and Alexander Anderson have a chance encounter in a bar. Rated for language.
Crossover - Vertigo & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Alucard - Complete
Propinquity reviews
Years pass and humans fade and wither. Vampires do not. Seras learns lessons of time and loss. IxS, a little WxS. Gift fic for kelles.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
First Impressions reviews
Even Fathers Renaldo and Anderson were children once. Dawn era, Young Walter, Young Renaldo, and ickle!Alex
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
Adoration reviews
Not your typical Alucard pairing, but pure canon. Neither het nor slash. Enjoy. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Alucard - Complete
Vocabulary Lessons reviews
“Oh, my identity is not at all ambiguous, Angel. Not at all.” Dawn era. Alucard and Walter banter over schoolwork. Unambiguously slashy. Today's lesson Dutch.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Complete
Falling Feathers reviews
They were both lonely. “Then keep the Angel company while his feathers fall, Police Girl.” Animeverse WxS for TeaRoses.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Scientific Method reviews
“I have had three experiments this century. One was a complete failure despite a promise of success, one has not run its course, one is a qualified success I had been resigned to seeing eventually fail.” Alucard, Seras, and Walter assess war's aftermath.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
All in a Night’s Work reviews
A young Integra and Alucard vignette. Integra uses Alucard as primary source material and Alucard uses Integra as...? One shot teaser.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
War Stories reviews
“Captain, your stories are interesting, but why are you down here with me?” A word to the wise between disasters. PxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
Fiddle While It Burns reviews
Sequel to London Bridge is Falling Down. Rome is under attack. Hellsing's survivors must split up to aid the Vatican while guarding England. WIP, not forgotten.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
The Talk reviews
Later, reflecting back on that moment, Anderson was almost sure that the butler had been trying to kill him in some understated British way. Post volume 8 manga set. One Shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Coffee With Cream reviews
What better way to use the perfect butler, than as a butler? Twin ficlets for Major Max and Dark Walter. Volume 8 spoilers most definitely involved.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Everyone's Replaceable reviews
“Integral has always liked men who serve her well, Seras Victoria.” PostMillennium slice of life at Hellsing. AAxI, AxI Mangaverse One Shot for Thess
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
The Bad Old Days reviews
Being a hooker in Old Town is a less dangerous occupation than taxi driver or convenience store clerk anywhere else in Sin City. The girls deserve it. They earn it every night and they will kill to keep it. Comic canon including A Dame to Kill For
Sin City - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors reviews
Was I frightened? I was petrified. Pip Bernadette tells the story of his time with Hellsing. PxS. Warnings: Spoilers for Volume 7, strong profanity. One Shot
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Complete
Worth reviews
Father Renaldo confronts Anderson about his choices. “Enrico died because he was mad with power, not because of Integral Hellsing.” Volume 7 and 8 spoilers. Slight AAxI and AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
Before a Fall reviews
The greatest temptation for any scientist is to believe he is above his subjects or accountability. Hubris is not smiled on by the fates. Experimental format on the topic of the deadly sin, pride. Dark humor, hard science, graphic mad scientist behavior.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Complete
If Only reviews
We all wonder what we might have had if we'd done things differently. PxS Volume 7 spoilerish.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
Acts of Contrition reviews
Three months have passed since WWIII and Alexander Anderson is ready to start over starting with a simple act of confession and contrition. Birthday gift for Thess. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Alexander - Complete
Machiavelli reviews
The end of the attack on London brings painful changes wrought by a former ally. Dark. Warning for character death and disturbing activity by a canon character. AU Now complete.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,469 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Complete
As Above, So Below reviews
The battle of London is the Apocalypse and the Four Horsemen ride. Who are the Horsemen? An idea from Tazo. Post volume 6 spoilers. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
No Faithless Preacher reviews
Alexander Anderson reflects. Ambiguous vol 7 & 8 spoilers. Challenge fic. One shot
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
Acts of God reviews
“So how’d you get so old?” “The usual way, I suppose. I just kept living.” Hellsing, just after the attack by the Valentine brothers. Walter and Jan Valentine have a short discussion. AU! One shot
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Walter - Complete
Shifting Sands reviews
Death and Alucard discuss business. Slight AxI. Hellsing Discworld crossover. One shot.
Crossover - Discworld & Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Death, Alucard - Complete
Three Little Pigs Redux reviews
A tweaked retelling of The Three Little Pigs a la Hellsing. Grimm's mangaverse.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
One Last Dance reviews
A volume 8ish ficlet. AAxI ambiguous volume eight spoiler warning
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
Except You reviews
Doc watched their puppet cut his strings and cringed. He’d tried to warn Major Max that he hadn’t been able to let the glue set, so to speak. Now they were paying for it. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Complete
Kitten reviews
A nineteen year old girl doesn't become a cop because she's weak and harmless.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
The First Time reviews
Walter reminisces about Alucard. Mild slash.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Fallen reviews
Integra watches Alexander Anderson's last moments as a priest.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
either or reviews
Casting call for the main villain.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Day’s Eyes and Moon Pennies reviews
Yes, a Valentine's Day fic. Walter and Seras study Victorian flower language.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Is It Really Good for the Soul? reviews
Alexander Anderson reflects on his sins. Nonexplicit slash. One shot.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
Partly Cloudy reviews
Luke and Jan's Weather Report: partly cloudy with a chance of Nazis. Rated for Jan's language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Complete
The Ones You Love reviews
A morning after story. Warning for character death.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Paperback Romance reviews
Fluffy bit of IxS written for seraskelia
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Complete
Better than Caffeine reviews
What do you do when fatigue and duty are in conflict?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Complete
Let's Try This Again reviews
A brief meeting between Integra and Alexander Anderson. Set in my London Bridge AU.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Where is Thy Sting? reviews
Vampires can hold grudges longer than humans can stay alive. Alucard takes his revenge against Alexander Anderson. Now complete.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,893 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Red Roses for Your Lover reviews
Dark look at Walter and Seras after Millennium. Some spoilers for later volumes. Not a happy fic.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Complete
A Cruel Crescent reviews
The Ripley Scroll is the origin of Alucard's signature quote, The bird of Hermes... One shot musings around excerpts from the scroll.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Alucard - Complete
London Bridge is Falling Down reviews
The players have all assembled for the final performance. Hellsing, Iscariot and Millennium tearing London to its foundations. Mixed spoilers and AU. Complete!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
No Regrets reviews
Some Hellsing drabbles that I couldn't get out of my head when I started thinking about the subject of regret. Standard disclaimer applies.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Complete
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